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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
hairraiser national security agency house
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
overrated public bath
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
copper station mood
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Demanding laughsome pit friendly grandma
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
At-the-ready fear-inspiring home preventive strike
  08/30/25
...
trip cruise ship hominid
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Razzle-dazzle kitty cat
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Sadistic affirmative action mother
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
hairraiser national security agency house
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Sadistic affirmative action mother
  08/31/25
...
Umber property
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
copper station mood
  08/31/25
delusional take
Umber property
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
copper station mood
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
lake brunch headpube
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
copper station mood
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
motley yarmulke sanctuary
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
copper station mood
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
hairraiser national security agency house
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
copper station mood
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
hairraiser national security agency house
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
motley yarmulke sanctuary
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
copper station mood
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
copper station mood
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
copper station mood
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
motley yarmulke sanctuary
  09/05/25
...
copper station mood
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
bateful pontificating potus candlestick maker
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
motley yarmulke sanctuary
  09/05/25
...
copper station mood
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
copper station mood
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
motley yarmulke sanctuary
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
hairraiser national security agency house
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Federal orchestra pit antidepressant drug
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
copper station mood
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Federal orchestra pit antidepressant drug
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
copper station mood
  09/05/25
Kenny
motley yarmulke sanctuary
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
hairraiser national security agency house
  09/06/25
...
Red fiercely-loyal institution toaster
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
copper station mood
  09/06/25
...
Red fiercely-loyal institution toaster
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
hairraiser national security agency house
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
copper station mood
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
titillating university incel
  09/07/25
Explain
hairraiser national security agency house
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Hyperactive Volcanic Crater Den
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
hairraiser national security agency house
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
copper station mood
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
hairraiser national security agency house
  09/07/25
...
lake brunch headpube
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
copper station mood
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
copper station mood
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
copper station mood
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
copper station mood
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
copper station mood
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
copper station mood
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
copper station mood
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
motley yarmulke sanctuary
  01/18/26
...
copper station mood
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Godawful french chef psychic
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
copper station mood
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
copper station mood
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
copper station mood
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
copper station mood
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
copper station mood
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
hairraiser national security agency house
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
copper station mood
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
hairraiser national security agency house
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
copper station mood
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
copper station mood
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
copper station mood
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
tripping ticket booth marketing idea
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
copper station mood
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
copper station mood
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
copper station mood
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
motley yarmulke sanctuary
  05/28/26
...
copper station mood
  05/28/26
...
hairraiser national security agency house
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/12/26
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  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/12/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: hairraiser national security agency house

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: overrated public bath

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: copper station mood

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Demanding laughsome pit friendly grandma

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: At-the-ready fear-inspiring home preventive strike

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: trip cruise ship hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle kitty cat

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Sadistic affirmative action mother

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: hairraiser national security agency house

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Sadistic affirmative action mother

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Umber property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: copper station mood

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Umber property

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: copper station mood

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: lake brunch headpube

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: copper station mood

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: motley yarmulke sanctuary

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: copper station mood

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: hairraiser national security agency house

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: copper station mood

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: hairraiser national security agency house

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: motley yarmulke sanctuary

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: copper station mood

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: copper station mood

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: copper station mood

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: motley yarmulke sanctuary

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: copper station mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: bateful pontificating potus candlestick maker

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: motley yarmulke sanctuary

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: copper station mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: copper station mood

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: motley yarmulke sanctuary

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: hairraiser national security agency house

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Federal orchestra pit antidepressant drug

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: copper station mood

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Federal orchestra pit antidepressant drug

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: copper station mood

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: motley yarmulke sanctuary

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: hairraiser national security agency house

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Red fiercely-loyal institution toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: copper station mood

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Red fiercely-loyal institution toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: hairraiser national security agency house

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: copper station mood

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: titillating university incel

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: hairraiser national security agency house

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Hyperactive Volcanic Crater Den

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: hairraiser national security agency house

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: copper station mood

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: hairraiser national security agency house

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: lake brunch headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: copper station mood

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: copper station mood

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: copper station mood

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: copper station mood

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: copper station mood

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: copper station mood

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: copper station mood

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: motley yarmulke sanctuary

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: copper station mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Godawful french chef psychic

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: copper station mood

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: copper station mood

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: copper station mood

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: copper station mood

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: copper station mood

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: hairraiser national security agency house

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: copper station mood

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: hairraiser national security agency house

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: copper station mood

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: copper station mood

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: copper station mood

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: tripping ticket booth marketing idea

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: copper station mood

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: copper station mood

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: copper station mood

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: motley yarmulke sanctuary

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: copper station mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: hairraiser national security agency house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49994053)