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  10/09/14
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Vigorous Space
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stubborn business firm
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house-broken theatre
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Floppy forum organic girlfriend
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Spectacular gunner
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/09/14
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Vigorous Space
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/09/14
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/09/14
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Mind-boggling lime stead goal in life
  10/09/14
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motley nubile location halford
  10/09/14
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Floppy forum organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
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motley nubile location halford
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
charismatic garrison
  10/09/14
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Stirring Rigor
  10/08/16
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Mind-boggling lime stead goal in life
  10/09/14
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saffron nursing home internal respiration
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Black Stain
  10/09/14
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aromatic hunting ground
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Cerebral shivering puppy
  10/09/14
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Cobalt trip bawdyhouse
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Vibrant frum selfie dragon
  10/09/14
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galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi
  10/10/14
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Anal thriller trailer park
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
multi-colored big-titted locus
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Laughsome Double Fault
  10/06/25
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submissive death wish lay
  05/15/22
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aromatic hunting ground
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Light electric furnace
  10/11/14
?
gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Light electric furnace
  10/11/14
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Confused infuriating weed whacker
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
chocolate temple mediation
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Cerise toilet seat lodge
  12/25/15
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Impressive Twisted House
  02/05/17
lol
Up-to-no-good hell feces
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Histrionic step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Vigorous Space
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aromatic hunting ground
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greedy casino crotch
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
angry heaven nibblets
  10/09/14
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hairraiser corner
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Mind-boggling lime stead goal in life
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Nighttime odious menage
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Federal psychic
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/09/14
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
crystalline misanthropic wrinkle
  10/09/14
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
charismatic garrison
  10/09/14
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Orchid Irradiated Home Tank
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Embarrassed To The Bone Underhanded Codepig
  10/09/14
Shrewd
provocative cyan legal warrant
  10/09/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
crystalline misanthropic wrinkle
  10/09/14
...
charismatic garrison
  10/09/14
180
Wonderful pearl people who are hurt
  10/09/14
180
supple seedy theater stage bbw
  10/09/14
180^180
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/09/14
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Black Stain
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/09/14
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Vigorous Space
  10/09/14
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Embarrassed To The Bone Underhanded Codepig
  10/09/14
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saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
glittery philosopher-king parlour
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
charismatic garrison
  10/09/14
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gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Vivacious territorial dilemma
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
diverse french public bath doctorate
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adventurous range pozpig
  12/06/14
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Kink-friendly pistol set
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Dun metal principal's office dingle berry
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station
  10/08/16
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Misunderstood Travel Guidebook
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/09/14
?
internet-worthy charcoal school therapy
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Elite locale community account
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
bateful mint base
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Slippery gas station water buffalo
  10/11/14
180
bull headed jet-lagged area really tough guy
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
orange flirting senate
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
gaped rusted orchestra pit
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saffron nursing home internal respiration
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greedy casino crotch
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
hairraiser corner
  10/09/14
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
hairraiser corner
  10/09/14
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
orange flirting senate
  10/09/14
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Embarrassed To The Bone Underhanded Codepig
  10/09/14
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Cobalt trip bawdyhouse
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Cobalt trip bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
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Harsh flushed newt
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
stubborn business firm
  10/09/14
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
stubborn business firm
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...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
...
aromatic hunting ground
  10/09/14
...
stubborn business firm
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Gold bearded preventive strike
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/09/14
lol
glittery philosopher-king parlour
  10/09/14
180
gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/09/14
lmao
Cerebral shivering puppy
  10/09/14
tyft
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/09/14
Lol
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
...
beady-eyed balding liquid oxygen stock car
  10/09/14
This is good.
Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal
  10/09/14
180 billion
orange flirting senate
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
charismatic garrison
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
sepia razzmatazz abode
  10/09/14
...
greedy casino crotch
  10/09/14
180 this is great
abnormal ticket booth
  10/10/14
...
Black Stain
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Turquoise box office voyeur
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
tan spot
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Cobalt trip bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
mahogany 180 hospital sandwich
  10/09/14
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Dark Volcanic Crater Chad
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Umber excitant stage
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
comical reading party famous landscape painting
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passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
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Umber excitant stage
  10/09/14
...
aromatic hunting ground
  10/27/14
...
charismatic garrison
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Autistic boyish brunch queen of the night
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
big brass milk circlehead
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal
  10/09/14
titcr
Umber excitant stage
  10/09/14
...
Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
glittery philosopher-king parlour
  10/09/14
...
Black Stain
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
stubborn business firm
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
fuchsia curious factory reset button
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
bateful mint base
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
fighting hyperventilating whorehouse
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
glittery philosopher-king parlour
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
angry heaven nibblets
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Autistic boyish brunch queen of the night
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Autistic boyish brunch queen of the night
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Transparent rebellious ladyboy
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Fragrant trust fund
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
swashbuckling center
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
avocado magical police squad
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
stubborn business firm
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
comical reading party famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
stubborn business firm
  10/09/14
...
Embarrassed To The Bone Underhanded Codepig
  10/10/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
...
Umber excitant stage
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Cobalt trip bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
...
Free-loading alpha
  10/09/14
...
soul-stirring son of senegal kitchen
  10/12/14
1800000000
Electric parlor idea he suggested
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Free-loading alpha
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
glittery philosopher-king parlour
  10/09/14
...
greedy casino crotch
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Harsh flushed newt
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Titillating legend
  10/09/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
swashbuckling center
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/09/14
fuckk me
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
stubborn business firm
  10/09/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Umber excitant stage
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
domesticated primrose new version library
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Elite locale community account
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Harsh flushed newt
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
glittery philosopher-king parlour
  10/09/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
sepia razzmatazz abode
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station
  10/09/14
...
contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station
  10/10/14
...
orange flirting senate
  10/09/14
i could see it
gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Chest-beating site
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/09/14
...
greedy casino crotch
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Judgmental marvelous keepsake machete mental disorder
  06/27/16
...
Hideous Blathering Office Candlestick Maker
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
stubborn business firm
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
chartreuse piazza digit ratio
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
heady alcoholic native
  10/10/14
WTF?
Cerebral shivering puppy
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Cerebral shivering puppy
  10/10/14
...
gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/10/14
120
Electric parlor idea he suggested
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Elite locale community account
  10/10/14
...
Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/10/14
...
stubborn business firm
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Cobalt trip bawdyhouse
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
angry heaven nibblets
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
angry heaven nibblets
  10/10/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Razzle-dazzle private investor
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
bateful mint base
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
crystalline misanthropic wrinkle
  10/10/14
...
arousing ebony stag film
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Stimulating church
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/10/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/10/14
...
Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
maize mood stage
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/10/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal
  10/10/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
bearded cordovan indian lodge
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
angry heaven nibblets
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Dun metal principal's office dingle berry
  10/10/14
180
Navy Dashing University Round Eye
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Concupiscible ceo plaza
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
greedy casino crotch
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Dun metal principal's office dingle berry
  10/10/14
...
greedy casino crotch
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
idiotic address persian
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
glittery philosopher-king parlour
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/10/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/10/14
...
greedy casino crotch
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Stimulating church
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
sienna appetizing tattoo market
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
bright pocket flask theater
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/11/14
omg
Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Khaki rough-skinned kitty
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
emerald hilarious marketing idea
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Hideous Blathering Office Candlestick Maker
  10/11/14
...
gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
emerald hilarious marketing idea
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
racy obsidian crackhouse love of her life
  10/11/14
...
greedy casino crotch
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
multi-colored big-titted locus
  10/18/14
...
bat-shit-crazy lascivious tanning salon
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
coiffed skinny woman national
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Cream Hall
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
aromatic hunting ground
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
amethyst field gaping
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
emerald hilarious marketing idea
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
amethyst field gaping
  10/11/14
...
contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
charismatic garrison
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
angry heaven nibblets
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious territorial dilemma
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
arousing ebony stag film
  10/11/14
...
greedy casino crotch
  10/11/14
...
charismatic garrison
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
aromatic hunting ground
  10/27/14
lmfao
Nighttime odious menage
  10/11/14
amazing
olive geriatric institution coffee pot
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal
  10/11/14
180
glittery philosopher-king parlour
  10/11/14
...
Embarrassed To The Bone Underhanded Codepig
  10/11/14
...
greedy casino crotch
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
aromatic hunting ground
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Plum rigpig athletic conference
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
coiffed skinny woman national
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
emerald hilarious marketing idea
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
charismatic garrison
  10/11/14
Seriously.
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Cream Hall
  10/11/14
...
racy obsidian crackhouse love of her life
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
hyperactive place of business windowlicker
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Wonderful pearl people who are hurt
  03/28/16
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
razzle adulterous point turdskin
  10/11/14
...
Lilac Den
  10/11/14
...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/11/14
plz poast
Talented copper hissy fit sanctuary
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Lilac Den
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Harsh flushed newt
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Federal psychic
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Fragrant trust fund
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
charismatic garrison
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Fragrant trust fund
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
angry heaven nibblets
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
lemon chapel affirmative action
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
grizzly cracking black woman shrine
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Harsh flushed newt
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Cobalt trip bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
arousing ebony stag film
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
lol 180
charismatic garrison
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Federal psychic
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
fiercely-loyal brilliant sweet tailpipe ratface
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Cobalt trip bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
dead degenerate
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
aphrodisiac mauve nowag
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
aphrodisiac mauve nowag
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Vigorous Space
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
shimmering cruise ship
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Cobalt trip bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Electric parlor idea he suggested
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
shimmering cruise ship
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
sickened rehab knife
  10/11/14
keeping it real
dead degenerate
  10/11/14
...
Harsh flushed newt
  10/11/14
cr
rose juggernaut
  10/11/14
Amen.
Mildly Autistic State
  10/11/14
lol cr
adventurous range pozpig
  10/11/14
...
galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi
  10/11/14
...
charismatic garrison
  10/11/14
...
greedy casino crotch
  10/11/14
...
aromatic hunting ground
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Fragrant trust fund
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Free-loading alpha
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Fragrant trust fund
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Fragrant trust fund
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Fragrant trust fund
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Free-loading alpha
  10/11/14
180
Useless Potus
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Fragrant trust fund
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
godawful translucent property jew
  10/11/14
...
Free-loading alpha
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Federal psychic
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Free-loading alpha
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Fragrant trust fund
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal
  10/11/14
...
Cobalt trip bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Electric parlor idea he suggested
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station
  10/11/14
lol
swollen roast beef
  10/11/14
underrated
Autistic boyish brunch queen of the night
  10/11/14
...
sticky pit
  10/12/14
...
aromatic hunting ground
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
fuchsia curious factory reset button
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
fuchsia curious factory reset button
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
fuchsia curious factory reset button
  10/11/14
...
aromatic hunting ground
  10/27/14
lol
startled dull
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Hideous Blathering Office Candlestick Maker
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Slate
  10/11/14
...
medicated brethren
  10/11/14
180
lemon chapel affirmative action
  10/11/14
180
Vigorous Space
  10/11/14
180
charismatic garrison
  10/11/14
...
galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Garnet deep fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
Ruby
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
charismatic garrison
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Cerise toilet seat lodge
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Federal psychic
  10/11/14
...
gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
180
lemon chapel affirmative action
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Federal psychic
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Federal psychic
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Transparent rebellious ladyboy
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
flatulent mad cow disease dysfunction
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Cobalt trip bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
angry heaven nibblets
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/11/14
...
aromatic hunting ground
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
Go on...
aromatic hunting ground
  10/27/14
...
Transparent rebellious ladyboy
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
angry heaven nibblets
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
ultramarine patrolman
  10/11/14
...
angry heaven nibblets
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
flatulent mad cow disease dysfunction
  10/11/14
Yessir.
ultramarine patrolman
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station
  10/11/14
...
racy obsidian crackhouse love of her life
  10/11/14
...
greedy casino crotch
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Claret shitlib
  10/12/14
...
aromatic hunting ground
  10/27/14
...
sticky pit
  10/12/14
...
aromatic hunting ground
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Khaki rough-skinned kitty
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
flatulent mad cow disease dysfunction
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
charismatic garrison
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
aromatic hunting ground
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Vigorous Space
  10/11/14
...
drab
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
silver friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
drab
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/11/14
...
gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
beady-eyed balding liquid oxygen stock car
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
coiffed skinny woman national
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Khaki rough-skinned kitty
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
charismatic garrison
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Transparent rebellious ladyboy
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Cobalt trip bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
big brass milk circlehead
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Self-absorbed demanding
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
razzle adulterous point turdskin
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
razzle adulterous point turdskin
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Topaz alcoholic main people
  10/11/14
...
Elite locale community account
  10/11/14
...
greedy casino crotch
  10/11/14
Oh my
angry heaven nibblets
  10/11/14
omg
Buck-toothed quadroon laser beams
  10/11/14
...
indecent mustard yarmulke
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
charismatic garrison
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Federal psychic
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
angry heaven nibblets
  10/11/14
...
greedy casino crotch
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
glittery philosopher-king parlour
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Buck-toothed quadroon laser beams
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Crusty mexican
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Effete
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Dun metal principal's office dingle berry
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Topaz alcoholic main people
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
carnelian apoplectic jap
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
sienna appetizing tattoo market
  10/11/14
...
fuchsia curious factory reset button
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
soul-stirring son of senegal kitchen
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Concupiscible ceo plaza
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
Sapphire Clown
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Slippery gas station water buffalo
  10/11/14
wtf
buff useless brakes
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
crimson
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
sienna appetizing tattoo market
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
crimson
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Slate
  10/11/14
...
charismatic garrison
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
charismatic garrison
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Dun metal principal's office dingle berry
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
flatulent mad cow disease dysfunction
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Navy Dashing University Round Eye
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
flatulent mad cow disease dysfunction
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
sienna appetizing tattoo market
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Crusty mexican
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
flatulent mad cow disease dysfunction
  10/11/14
...
charismatic garrison
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Transparent rebellious ladyboy
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Crusty mexican
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Slate
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
charismatic garrison
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
bonkers lettuce
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
coral cumskin
  11/21/15
...
ultramarine patrolman
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
gtfo
Harsh flushed newt
  10/12/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
Hairless bistre national security agency
  10/11/14
Holy shit
coiffed skinny woman national
  10/11/14
?
comical reading party famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
...
scarlet rambunctious multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
burgundy mischievous faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Electric parlor idea he suggested
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
burgundy mischievous faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Buck-toothed quadroon laser beams
  10/11/14
...
scarlet rambunctious multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Amber frisky dog poop giraffe
  10/11/14
lol
charismatic garrison
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi
  10/12/14
180
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/11/14
120
Histrionic step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
angry heaven nibblets
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi
  10/11/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Cobalt trip bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Magenta mother faggotry
  10/12/14
...
emerald hilarious marketing idea
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
sepia razzmatazz abode
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Free-loading alpha
  10/12/14
...
razzle adulterous point turdskin
  12/06/14
...
emerald hilarious marketing idea
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Cuckoldry Trump Supporter
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
foreskin
  10/12/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/12/14
Well!?
beady-eyed balding liquid oxygen stock car
  10/12/14
...
emerald hilarious marketing idea
  10/12/14
plz respond
Free-loading alpha
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
internet-worthy charcoal school therapy
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
racy obsidian crackhouse love of her life
  10/12/14
Well?
Concupiscible ceo plaza
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
citrine boistinker
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
comical reading party famous landscape painting
  10/12/14
180000000
lemon chapel affirmative action
  10/12/14
??
Cerebral shivering puppy
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
greedy casino crotch
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
nofapping white twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
glittery philosopher-king parlour
  10/12/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
K, ty.
glittery philosopher-king parlour
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
glittery philosopher-king parlour
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/12/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Harsh flushed newt
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
comical reading party famous landscape painting
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
...
angry heaven nibblets
  10/12/14
...
carnelian apoplectic jap
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
ultramarine patrolman
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
dead degenerate
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
sepia razzmatazz abode
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Fragrant trust fund
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Electric parlor idea he suggested
  10/12/14
please continue
sticky pit
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Free-loading alpha
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
ultramarine patrolman
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Cheese-eating gaming laptop
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant
  10/12/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
salmon
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
salmon
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
amethyst field gaping
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Cheese-eating gaming laptop
  10/12/14
ty
contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Cheese-eating gaming laptop
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
salmon
  10/12/14
And scene.
galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi
  10/12/14
nigger
contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
salmon
  10/12/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
...
aphrodisiac mauve nowag
  10/12/14
...
galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
...
sienna appetizing tattoo market
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Fragrant trust fund
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
tantric kitty cat
  10/12/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
Post 600!
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
messiness generalized bond
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
buff useless brakes
  10/12/14
You don't?
provocative cyan legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/12/14
...
ultramarine patrolman
  10/12/14
wtf
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
fuchsia curious factory reset button
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
fuchsia curious factory reset button
  10/12/14
...
Magenta mother faggotry
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Plum rigpig athletic conference
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
fuchsia curious factory reset button
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Crusty mexican
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
fuchsia curious factory reset button
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Plum rigpig athletic conference
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
gaped rusted orchestra pit
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
bateful mint base
  10/12/14
...
Cerise toilet seat lodge
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
swashbuckling center
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station
  10/12/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/12/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
bonkers lettuce
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
Sapphire Clown
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Federal psychic
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Cheese-eating gaming laptop
  10/12/14
...
coral cumskin
  11/21/15
...
bisexual elastic band
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Hideous Blathering Office Candlestick Maker
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
greedy casino crotch
  10/13/14
180, ty.
glittery philosopher-king parlour
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Spruce
  10/12/14
180
macaca
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
beta filthpig
  10/31/16
...
coral cumskin
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Corn Cake
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
telephone
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Ruby
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Crusty mexican
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
bateful mint base
  10/12/14
titc analysis
multi-colored big-titted locus
  10/18/14
...
coral cumskin
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Concupiscible ceo plaza
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Harsh flushed newt
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
soul-stirring son of senegal kitchen
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Slate
  10/13/14
?
soul-stirring son of senegal kitchen
  10/13/14
...
passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  10/27/14
...
Cheese-eating gaming laptop
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Cobalt trip bawdyhouse
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Dun metal principal's office dingle berry
  12/06/14
...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  04/07/15
...
Ruby
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
bat shit crazy azn
  04/22/15
...
Cerebral shivering puppy
  05/17/15
...
insane hairy legs
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Cobalt trip bawdyhouse
  08/18/15
update?
narrow-minded carmine
  10/06/15
...
filthy wine
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Cheese-eating gaming laptop
  10/11/15
...
Buck-toothed quadroon laser beams
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
fear-inspiring genital piercing
  10/12/15
bump
comical reading party famous landscape painting
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Onyx Associate
  11/25/15
...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  12/27/15
...
insane hairy legs
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Peach bespoke headpube
  03/10/16
...
Dark Volcanic Crater Chad
  03/28/16
...
Laughsome Double Fault
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Snowy becky
  06/27/16
...
soul-stirring son of senegal kitchen
  08/21/16
...
Sexy Personal Credit Line
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  08/22/16
...
jet ungodly jewess
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
indigo
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
Sooty partner
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
indigo
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
jet ungodly jewess
  09/13/16
...
aromatic hunting ground
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
jet ungodly jewess
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Milky Indirect Expression
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
jet ungodly jewess
  09/13/16
...
Gay Wizard French Chef
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Sexy Personal Credit Line
  09/13/16
...
filthy wine
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Stirring Rigor
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
bateful mint base
  10/31/16
:-)
disturbing yapping
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
disturbing yapping
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Slap-happy jade blood rage
  10/31/16
...
coral cumskin
  10/09/18
...
Cerise toilet seat lodge
  11/21/16
...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  01/10/17
...
doobsian erotic cuck boiling water
  02/04/17
...
Cerise toilet seat lodge
  02/04/17
...
disturbing yapping
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Aqua
  02/04/17
...
disturbing yapping
  02/04/17
...
disturbing yapping
  02/04/17
...
Slap-happy jade blood rage
  02/05/17
...
disturbing yapping
  02/08/17
...
Chrome
  06/28/17
...
roommate
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Gay high-end incel
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Aqua
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Khaki rough-skinned kitty
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Lake international law enforcement agency
  12/18/17
...
Canary Depressive
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
disrespectful half-breed
  01/06/18
...
Gay Wizard French Chef
  02/06/18
...
olive geriatric institution coffee pot
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Slap-happy jade blood rage
  10/06/18
4 year bump
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
ivory striped hyena
  10/09/18
...
supple seedy theater stage bbw
  10/17/18
...
Yellow boltzmann
  05/19/19
...
bat-shit-crazy lascivious tanning salon
  05/19/19
...
Crusty mexican
  10/14/19
...
saffron nursing home internal respiration
  05/05/20
...
Soggy out-of-control
  06/28/20
...
haunting mad-dog skullcap
  06/29/20
...
Crusty mexican
  07/10/20
...
Kink-friendly pistol set
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
pale wild
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
idiot
  10/10/20
TITCR
pisswyrm fat ankles
  02/17/21
...
ivory striped hyena
  10/08/21
...
Brindle deer antler
  02/17/21
...
Crusty mexican
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
fighting hyperventilating whorehouse
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
insanely creepy toaster
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
insanely creepy toaster
  10/11/21
...
ivory striped hyena
  10/07/22
...
  12/02/21
...
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Outnumbered self-centered regret
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
indigo
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Hateful
  10/10/22
...
  10/10/22
...
Trust If Aryan
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
  11/23/22
...
big brass milk circlehead
  05/06/23
...
Sinister masturbator cuckold
  05/06/23
Time flies
Splenetic ape
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
fear-inspiring genital piercing
  05/06/23
...
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Outnumbered self-centered regret
  10/09/23
...
Laughsome Double Fault
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
aquamarine dopamine prole
  10/09/23
...
Slap-happy jade blood rage
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Crawly coldplay fan
  10/20/23
...
Slap-happy jade blood rage
  10/20/23
...
disturbing yapping
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Old Irish Cottage
  10/20/23
...
  10/20/23
...
ivory striped hyena
  10/20/23
...
red wagecucks
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Overrated cocky background story
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
big brass milk circlehead
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
bisexual elastic band
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: glittery philosopher-king parlour



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Vigorous Space



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: stubborn business firm



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: house-broken theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Floppy forum organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Spectacular gunner



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Vigorous Space

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling lime stead goal in life

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: motley nubile location halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Floppy forum organic girlfriend

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: motley nubile location halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: charismatic garrison

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Stirring Rigor

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling lime stead goal in life



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Black Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Cerebral shivering puppy



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Cobalt trip bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Vibrant frum selfie dragon



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Anal thriller trailer park



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: multi-colored big-titted locus

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Double Fault

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: submissive death wish lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Light electric furnace

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Light electric furnace

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Confused infuriating weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: chocolate temple mediation

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Cerise toilet seat lodge

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Impressive Twisted House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hell feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Vigorous Space

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: greedy casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: angry heaven nibblets

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: hairraiser corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling lime stead goal in life

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Nighttime odious menage

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Federal psychic

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: crystalline misanthropic wrinkle

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: charismatic garrison

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Orchid Irradiated Home Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Underhanded Codepig

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: provocative cyan legal warrant

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: crystalline misanthropic wrinkle

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: charismatic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Wonderful pearl people who are hurt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: supple seedy theater stage bbw

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Black Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Vigorous Space

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Underhanded Codepig

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: glittery philosopher-king parlour

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: charismatic garrison

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Vivacious territorial dilemma

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: diverse french public bath doctorate

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: adventurous range pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Kink-friendly pistol set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Dun metal principal's office dingle berry

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Misunderstood Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: internet-worthy charcoal school therapy

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Elite locale community account

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: bateful mint base

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Slippery gas station water buffalo

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: bull headed jet-lagged area really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: orange flirting senate

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: greedy casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: hairraiser corner

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: hairraiser corner

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: orange flirting senate

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Underhanded Codepig

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Cobalt trip bawdyhouse

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Cobalt trip bawdyhouse

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Harsh flushed newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: stubborn business firm

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: stubborn business firm

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: stubborn business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Gold bearded preventive strike

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: glittery philosopher-king parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Cerebral shivering puppy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed balding liquid oxygen stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: orange flirting senate

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: charismatic garrison

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: sepia razzmatazz abode

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: greedy casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: abnormal ticket booth

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Black Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Turquoise box office voyeur

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: tan spot

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Cobalt trip bawdyhouse

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: mahogany 180 hospital sandwich

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Dark Volcanic Crater Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Umber excitant stage

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: comical reading party famous landscape painting

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Umber excitant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: charismatic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Autistic boyish brunch queen of the night

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: big brass milk circlehead

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Umber excitant stage

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: glittery philosopher-king parlour

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Black Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: stubborn business firm

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: fuchsia curious factory reset button

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: bateful mint base

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: fighting hyperventilating whorehouse

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: glittery philosopher-king parlour

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: angry heaven nibblets

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Autistic boyish brunch queen of the night

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Autistic boyish brunch queen of the night

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Transparent rebellious ladyboy

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Fragrant trust fund

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling center

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: avocado magical police squad

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: stubborn business firm

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: comical reading party famous landscape painting

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: stubborn business firm

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Underhanded Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Umber excitant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Cobalt trip bawdyhouse

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Free-loading alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring son of senegal kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Electric parlor idea he suggested

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Free-loading alpha

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: glittery philosopher-king parlour

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: greedy casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Harsh flushed newt

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Titillating legend

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling center

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: stubborn business firm

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Umber excitant stage

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: domesticated primrose new version library

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Elite locale community account

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Harsh flushed newt

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: glittery philosopher-king parlour

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: sepia razzmatazz abode

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: orange flirting senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Chest-beating site

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: greedy casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Judgmental marvelous keepsake machete mental disorder

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Hideous Blathering Office Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: stubborn business firm

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: chartreuse piazza digit ratio

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: heady alcoholic native

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Cerebral shivering puppy

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Cerebral shivering puppy

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Electric parlor idea he suggested

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Elite locale community account

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: stubborn business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Cobalt trip bawdyhouse

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: angry heaven nibblets

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: angry heaven nibblets

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle private investor

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: bateful mint base

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: crystalline misanthropic wrinkle

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: arousing ebony stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Stimulating church

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: maize mood stage

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: bearded cordovan indian lodge

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: angry heaven nibblets

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Dun metal principal's office dingle berry

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Navy Dashing University Round Eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible ceo plaza

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: greedy casino crotch

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Dun metal principal's office dingle berry

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: greedy casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: idiotic address persian

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: glittery philosopher-king parlour

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: greedy casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Stimulating church

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: sienna appetizing tattoo market

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: bright pocket flask theater

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Khaki rough-skinned kitty

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: emerald hilarious marketing idea

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Hideous Blathering Office Candlestick Maker

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: emerald hilarious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: racy obsidian crackhouse love of her life

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: greedy casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: multi-colored big-titted locus

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lascivious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: coiffed skinny woman national

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Cream Hall

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: amethyst field gaping

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: emerald hilarious marketing idea

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: amethyst field gaping

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: charismatic garrison

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: angry heaven nibblets

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Vivacious territorial dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: arousing ebony stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: greedy casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: charismatic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Nighttime odious menage

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: olive geriatric institution coffee pot

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: glittery philosopher-king parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Underhanded Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: greedy casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Plum rigpig athletic conference

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: coiffed skinny woman national

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: emerald hilarious marketing idea

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: charismatic garrison

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Cream Hall

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: racy obsidian crackhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: hyperactive place of business windowlicker

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Wonderful pearl people who are hurt

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: razzle adulterous point turdskin

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Lilac Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Talented copper hissy fit sanctuary

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Lilac Den

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Harsh flushed newt

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Federal psychic

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Fragrant trust fund

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: charismatic garrison

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Fragrant trust fund

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: angry heaven nibblets

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: lemon chapel affirmative action

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: grizzly cracking black woman shrine

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Harsh flushed newt

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Cobalt trip bawdyhouse

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: arousing ebony stag film

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: charismatic garrison

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Federal psychic

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal brilliant sweet tailpipe ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Cobalt trip bawdyhouse

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: dead degenerate

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: aphrodisiac mauve nowag

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: aphrodisiac mauve nowag

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Vigorous Space

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: shimmering cruise ship

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Cobalt trip bawdyhouse

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Electric parlor idea he suggested

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: shimmering cruise ship

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: sickened rehab knife

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: dead degenerate

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Harsh flushed newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author:  rose juggernaut

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic State

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: adventurous range pozpig

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: charismatic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: greedy casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Fragrant trust fund

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Free-loading alpha

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Fragrant trust fund

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Fragrant trust fund

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Fragrant trust fund

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Free-loading alpha

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Useless Potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Fragrant trust fund

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: godawful translucent property jew

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Free-loading alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Federal psychic

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Free-loading alpha

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Fragrant trust fund

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Cobalt trip bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Electric parlor idea he suggested

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author:  swollen roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Autistic boyish brunch queen of the night

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  sticky pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: fuchsia curious factory reset button

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Cowardly Church Building Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: fuchsia curious factory reset button

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: fuchsia curious factory reset button

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: startled dull

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Hideous Blathering Office Candlestick Maker

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Slate

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author:  medicated brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: lemon chapel affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Vigorous Space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: charismatic garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Garnet deep fortuitous meteor

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Ruby



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: charismatic garrison

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Cerise toilet seat lodge

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Federal psychic

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: lemon chapel affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Federal psychic

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Federal psychic

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Transparent rebellious ladyboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: flatulent mad cow disease dysfunction

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Cobalt trip bawdyhouse

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: angry heaven nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Transparent rebellious ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: angry heaven nibblets

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: ultramarine patrolman

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: angry heaven nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: flatulent mad cow disease dysfunction

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: ultramarine patrolman

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: racy obsidian crackhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: greedy casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Claret shitlib

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  sticky pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Khaki rough-skinned kitty

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: flatulent mad cow disease dysfunction

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: charismatic garrison

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Vigorous Space

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: drab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: silver friendly grandma

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: drab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed balding liquid oxygen stock car

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: coiffed skinny woman national

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Khaki rough-skinned kitty

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: charismatic garrison

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Transparent rebellious ladyboy

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Cobalt trip bawdyhouse

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: big brass milk circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Self-absorbed demanding

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: razzle adulterous point turdskin

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: razzle adulterous point turdskin

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Topaz alcoholic main people

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Elite locale community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: greedy casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: angry heaven nibblets

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Buck-toothed quadroon laser beams

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: indecent mustard yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: charismatic garrison

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Federal psychic

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: angry heaven nibblets

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: greedy casino crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: glittery philosopher-king parlour

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Buck-toothed quadroon laser beams

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Crusty mexican

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Effete

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Dun metal principal's office dingle berry

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Topaz alcoholic main people

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: carnelian apoplectic jap

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: sienna appetizing tattoo market

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: fuchsia curious factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring son of senegal kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible ceo plaza

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Sapphire Clown

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Slippery gas station water buffalo

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: buff useless brakes

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author:  crimson

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: sienna appetizing tattoo market

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author:  crimson

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Slate

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: charismatic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: charismatic garrison

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Dun metal principal's office dingle berry

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: flatulent mad cow disease dysfunction

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Navy Dashing University Round Eye

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: flatulent mad cow disease dysfunction

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: sienna appetizing tattoo market

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Crusty mexican

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: flatulent mad cow disease dysfunction

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: charismatic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Transparent rebellious ladyboy

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Crusty mexican

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Slate

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: charismatic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: bonkers lettuce

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: coral cumskin

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: ultramarine patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Harsh flushed newt

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Hairless bistre national security agency

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: coiffed skinny woman national

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: comical reading party famous landscape painting

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: scarlet rambunctious multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: burgundy mischievous faggot firefighter

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Electric parlor idea he suggested

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: burgundy mischievous faggot firefighter

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Buck-toothed quadroon laser beams

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: scarlet rambunctious multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Amber frisky dog poop giraffe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: charismatic garrison

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: 

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: angry heaven nibblets

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Cobalt trip bawdyhouse

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Magenta mother faggotry

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: emerald hilarious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: sepia razzmatazz abode

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Free-loading alpha

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: razzle adulterous point turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: emerald hilarious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  Cuckoldry Trump Supporter

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  foreskin

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed balding liquid oxygen stock car

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: emerald hilarious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Free-loading alpha

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: internet-worthy charcoal school therapy

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: racy obsidian crackhouse love of her life

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Concupiscible ceo plaza

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: citrine boistinker

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: comical reading party famous landscape painting

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: lemon chapel affirmative action

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Cerebral shivering puppy

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: greedy casino crotch

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: nofapping white twinkling uncleanness

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: glittery philosopher-king parlour

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: glittery philosopher-king parlour

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: glittery philosopher-king parlour

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Harsh flushed newt

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: comical reading party famous landscape painting

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: angry heaven nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: carnelian apoplectic jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: ultramarine patrolman

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: dead degenerate

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: sepia razzmatazz abode

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Fragrant trust fund

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Electric parlor idea he suggested

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  sticky pit

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Free-loading alpha

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: ultramarine patrolman

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Cheese-eating gaming laptop

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: salmon

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: salmon

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: amethyst field gaping

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Cheese-eating gaming laptop

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Cheese-eating gaming laptop

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: salmon

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: salmon

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mauve nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: sienna appetizing tattoo market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Fragrant trust fund

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: tantric kitty cat

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  messiness generalized bond

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: buff useless brakes

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: provocative cyan legal warrant

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: ultramarine patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: fuchsia curious factory reset button

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: fuchsia curious factory reset button

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Magenta mother faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Plum rigpig athletic conference

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: fuchsia curious factory reset button

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Crusty mexican

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: fuchsia curious factory reset button

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Plum rigpig athletic conference

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Poppy exhilarant resort immigrant

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: gaped rusted orchestra pit

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: bateful mint base

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Cerise toilet seat lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling center

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: contagious ocher scourge upon the earth station

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: bonkers lettuce

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Sapphire Clown

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Federal psychic

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Cheese-eating gaming laptop

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: coral cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author:  bisexual elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: galvanic ruddy pervert fanboi

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Hideous Blathering Office Candlestick Maker

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: greedy casino crotch

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: glittery philosopher-king parlour

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Spruce

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: beta filthpig

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: coral cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author:  Corn Cake

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  telephone

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Ruby

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Crusty mexican

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: bateful mint base

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: multi-colored big-titted locus

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: coral cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Concupiscible ceo plaza

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Harsh flushed newt

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring son of senegal kitchen

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Slate

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring son of senegal kitchen

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Cheese-eating gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Cobalt trip bawdyhouse

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Dun metal principal's office dingle berry

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Ruby



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: bat shit crazy azn

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Cerebral shivering puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author:  insane hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Cobalt trip bawdyhouse

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: narrow-minded carmine

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: filthy wine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Cheese-eating gaming laptop

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Buck-toothed quadroon laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: fear-inspiring genital piercing

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: comical reading party famous landscape painting

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Onyx Associate

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author:  insane hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Peach bespoke headpube

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Dark Volcanic Crater Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Laughsome Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Snowy becky

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring son of senegal kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Sexy Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: jet ungodly jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  indigo

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Sooty partner

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  indigo

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: jet ungodly jewess

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: aromatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: jet ungodly jewess

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author:  Milky Indirect Expression

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: jet ungodly jewess

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author:  Gay Wizard French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Sexy Personal Credit Line

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: filthy wine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Stirring Rigor

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: bateful mint base

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: disturbing yapping

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: disturbing yapping

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Slap-happy jade blood rage

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: coral cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Cerise toilet seat lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: doobsian erotic cuck boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Cerise toilet seat lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: disturbing yapping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Aqua

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: disturbing yapping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: disturbing yapping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Slap-happy jade blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: disturbing yapping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Chrome



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: 

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Gay high-end incel

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Aqua

I can never remember the title keywords

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Khaki rough-skinned kitty

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Lake international law enforcement agency

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Canary Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: disrespectful half-breed

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  Gay Wizard French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: olive geriatric institution coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Slap-happy jade blood rage

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: 

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  ivory striped hyena

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: supple seedy theater stage bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Yellow boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lascivious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Crusty mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: saffron nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Soggy out-of-control



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author:  haunting mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Crusty mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Kink-friendly pistol set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: pale wild

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  idiot

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author:  pisswyrm fat ankles

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  ivory striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Brindle deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Crusty mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: fighting hyperventilating whorehouse

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  insanely creepy toaster

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  insanely creepy toaster

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  ivory striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Outnumbered self-centered regret

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  indigo

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Hateful

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: 

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: big brass milk circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: Sinister masturbator cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Splenetic ape

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: fear-inspiring genital piercing

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Outnumbered self-centered regret

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Laughsome Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: aquamarine dopamine prole

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Slap-happy jade blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Crawly coldplay fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Slap-happy jade blood rage



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: disturbing yapping



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  Old Irish Cottage

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: 



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  ivory striped hyena



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author:  red wagecucks



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Overrated cocky background story

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: exciting drunken school cafeteria goyim

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: big brass milk circlehead

good work, i remember this thread

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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author:  bisexual elastic band

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

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