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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
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beta kitty station
  10/09/14
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floppy avocado principal's office puppy
  10/09/14
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talking contagious menage
  10/09/14
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bonkers background story
  10/09/14
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Adventurous business firm
  10/09/14
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Laughsome Famous Landscape Painting
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
floppy avocado principal's office puppy
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
peach multi-billionaire boltzmann
  10/09/14
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cracking indigo public bath
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Adventurous business firm
  10/09/14
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cracking indigo public bath
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Fishy blathering queen of the night circlehead
  10/08/16
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peach multi-billionaire boltzmann
  10/09/14
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Pungent Address
  10/09/14
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Marvelous Friendly Grandma Hospital
  10/09/14
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impertinent ladyboy stage
  10/09/14
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Gay Black Woman School Cafeteria
  10/09/14
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Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza
  10/09/14
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Impressive Psychic
  10/09/14
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Excitant sepia genital piercing
  10/10/14
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Wonderful Dog Poop
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
idiotic quadroon
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Adulterous transparent mental disorder knife
  10/06/25
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180 Nowag
  05/15/22
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impertinent ladyboy stage
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
mauve library mediation
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
cordovan exciting boistinker elastic band
  10/11/14
?
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
cordovan exciting boistinker elastic band
  10/11/14
...
appetizing location
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
wild potus whorehouse
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Flickering razzle-dazzle ratface kitchen
  12/25/15
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Flesh kitty cat
  02/05/17
lol
trip university
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
haunting wrinkle
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
floppy avocado principal's office puppy
  10/09/14
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impertinent ladyboy stage
  10/09/14
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crystalline motley brunch
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park
  10/09/14
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Onyx Tank Electric Furnace
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
peach multi-billionaire boltzmann
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Indecent spot
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
provocative plaza codepig
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/09/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
fragrant internet-worthy parlor community account
  10/09/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/09/14
...
Umber Domesticated Den Tattoo
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
navy dilemma keepsake machete
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Galvanic Dark Personal Credit Line
  10/09/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
fragrant internet-worthy parlor community account
  10/09/14
...
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/09/14
180
Stirring amber state prole
  10/09/14
180
Talented Newt Box Office
  10/09/14
180^180
Pungent Address
  10/09/14
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Marvelous Friendly Grandma Hospital
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Pungent Address
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Pungent Address
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
floppy avocado principal's office puppy
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
navy dilemma keepsake machete
  10/09/14
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Pungent Address
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
beta kitty station
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/09/14
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lascivious lime point dragon
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Poppy razzmatazz chapel
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
big selfie
  10/09/14
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Buff Pontificating Degenerate Jew
  12/06/14
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Wine Institution
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Vigorous parlour hominid
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets
  10/08/16
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titillating headpube gay wizard
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/09/14
?
charismatic mint digit ratio
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Henna bat shit crazy trust fund brethren
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Bateful Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Cyan locus
  10/11/14
180
sinister set people who are hurt
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Puce glittery gaping
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/09/14
...
Pungent Address
  10/09/14
...
crystalline motley brunch
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Onyx Tank Electric Furnace
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Onyx Tank Electric Furnace
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Puce glittery gaping
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
navy dilemma keepsake machete
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
...
razzle white milk corner
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
talking contagious menage
  10/09/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
talking contagious menage
  10/09/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
...
impertinent ladyboy stage
  10/09/14
...
talking contagious menage
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Doobsian site
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/09/14
lol
beta kitty station
  10/09/14
180
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/09/14
lmao
Gay Black Woman School Cafeteria
  10/09/14
tyft
Pungent Address
  10/09/14
Lol
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
...
Cerise Shrine
  10/09/14
This is good.
Cerebral ticket booth pistol
  10/09/14
180 billion
Puce glittery gaping
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
lake alcoholic cuck half-breed
  10/09/14
...
crystalline motley brunch
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Vibrant nursing home mother
  10/10/14
...
Marvelous Friendly Grandma Hospital
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Brindle stimulating theater stage striped hyena
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Canary hairy legs deer antler
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
aromatic bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
...
soul-stirring charcoal dysfunction
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Brilliant useless area mood
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Pungent Address
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
lemon party of the first part
  10/09/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
...
Brilliant useless area mood
  10/09/14
...
impertinent ladyboy stage
  10/27/14
...
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Autistic market pervert
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Silver Up-to-no-good Space
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Cerebral ticket booth pistol
  10/09/14
titcr
Brilliant useless area mood
  10/09/14
...
Cerebral ticket booth pistol
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Pungent Address
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
beta kitty station
  10/09/14
...
Marvelous Friendly Grandma Hospital
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
talking contagious menage
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Bateful Pisswyrm
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Glassy irradiated rigor range
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
beta kitty station
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Pungent Address
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Autistic market pervert
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Pungent Address
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Cerebral ticket booth pistol
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Excitant sepia genital piercing
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Autistic market pervert
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Excitant sepia genital piercing
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal alpha legal warrant
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Electric cream lay stain
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Green lodge
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Mind-boggling shivering preventive strike office
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
talking contagious menage
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
lemon party of the first part
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
talking contagious menage
  10/09/14
...
navy dilemma keepsake machete
  10/10/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
...
Brilliant useless area mood
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza
  10/09/14
...
diverse love of her life
  10/09/14
...
supple sanctuary becky
  10/12/14
1800000000
Mustard senate
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
diverse love of her life
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
beta kitty station
  10/09/14
...
crystalline motley brunch
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Cerebral ticket booth pistol
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
razzle white milk corner
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Clear orchestra pit
  10/09/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Green lodge
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
talking contagious menage
  10/09/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
mauve library mediation
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Brilliant useless area mood
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Sooty Racy Ape
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Henna bat shit crazy trust fund brethren
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
razzle white milk corner
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
beta kitty station
  10/09/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
lake alcoholic cuck half-breed
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets
  10/09/14
...
nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets
  10/10/14
...
Puce glittery gaping
  10/09/14
i could see it
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Exhilarant telephone
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Pungent Address
  10/09/14
...
crystalline motley brunch
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
concupiscible bright temple liquid oxygen
  06/27/16
...
maniacal persian dopamine
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
talking contagious menage
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Jade karate
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
coral unholy haunted graveyard
  10/10/14
WTF?
Gay Black Woman School Cafeteria
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Gay Black Woman School Cafeteria
  10/10/14
...
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/10/14
120
Mustard senate
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Henna bat shit crazy trust fund brethren
  10/10/14
...
Cerebral ticket booth pistol
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/10/14
...
talking contagious menage
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park
  10/10/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Arousing misanthropic scourge upon the earth
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Bateful Pisswyrm
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
fragrant internet-worthy parlor community account
  10/10/14
...
Aphrodisiac translucent useless brakes
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Curious bronze double fault theater
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/10/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/10/14
...
Cerebral ticket booth pistol
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Comical School
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/10/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Cerebral ticket booth pistol
  10/10/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
milky property
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Vigorous parlour hominid
  10/10/14
180
maroon dashing pozpig
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
aqua crackhouse stock car
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
crystalline motley brunch
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
mauve library mediation
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Vigorous parlour hominid
  10/10/14
...
crystalline motley brunch
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Pungent Address
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Very tactful frisky abode
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
beta kitty station
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Pungent Address
  10/10/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Pungent Address
  10/10/14
...
crystalline motley brunch
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Curious bronze double fault theater
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
multi-colored saffron new version
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Ocher buck-toothed gunner center
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/11/14
omg
mauve library mediation
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Hairraiser pearl mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Crimson Thriller Voyeur
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
maniacal persian dopamine
  10/11/14
...
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/11/14
...
Crimson Thriller Voyeur
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
odious sable affirmative action
  10/11/14
...
crystalline motley brunch
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
idiotic quadroon
  10/18/14
...
insane stead sneaky criminal
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Citrine yapping fanboi windowlicker
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
deranged histrionic internal respiration
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
...
impertinent ladyboy stage
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Boyish Red Chad International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Crimson Thriller Voyeur
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
mauve library mediation
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Boyish Red Chad International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
...
nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Poppy razzmatazz chapel
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Aphrodisiac translucent useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
crystalline motley brunch
  10/11/14
...
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
impertinent ladyboy stage
  10/27/14
lmfao
Indecent spot
  10/11/14
amazing
Passionate Sapphire Incel Clown
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Cerebral ticket booth pistol
  10/11/14
180
beta kitty station
  10/11/14
...
navy dilemma keepsake machete
  10/11/14
...
crystalline motley brunch
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
impertinent ladyboy stage
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
frum locale
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Citrine yapping fanboi windowlicker
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Crimson Thriller Voyeur
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/11/14
Seriously.
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
deranged histrionic internal respiration
  10/11/14
...
odious sable affirmative action
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Nubile Tanning Salon
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Stirring amber state prole
  03/28/16
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Pungent Address
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
gaped garrison halford
  10/11/14
...
Spectacular nofapping main people cruise ship
  10/11/14
...
Pungent Address
  10/11/14
plz poast
church building cuckold
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Spectacular nofapping main people cruise ship
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
razzle white milk corner
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
provocative plaza codepig
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Electric cream lay stain
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Cerebral ticket booth pistol
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Electric cream lay stain
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
ivory feces
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Underhanded Lettuce Yarmulke
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
razzle white milk corner
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Cerebral ticket booth pistol
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Aphrodisiac translucent useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
lol 180
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
provocative plaza codepig
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Field
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Light Gaming Laptop
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
chartreuse jewess
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
chartreuse jewess
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
floppy avocado principal's office puppy
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Carmine Round Eye Casino
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Mustard senate
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
mauve library mediation
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Carmine Round Eye Casino
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
iridescent athletic conference resort
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Light Gaming Laptop
  10/11/14
...
razzle white milk corner
  10/11/14
cr
aggressive sound barrier house
  10/11/14
Amen.
french police squad
  10/11/14
lol cr
Buff Pontificating Degenerate Jew
  10/11/14
...
Excitant sepia genital piercing
  10/11/14
...
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/11/14
...
crystalline motley brunch
  10/11/14
...
impertinent ladyboy stage
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Electric cream lay stain
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
diverse love of her life
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Electric cream lay stain
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
mauve library mediation
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Electric cream lay stain
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
mauve library mediation
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Electric cream lay stain
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
diverse love of her life
  10/11/14
180
sienna crotch
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Electric cream lay stain
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
turquoise son of senegal
  10/11/14
...
diverse love of her life
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Pungent Address
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
provocative plaza codepig
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
diverse love of her life
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Electric cream lay stain
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Cerebral ticket booth pistol
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Mustard senate
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets
  10/11/14
lol
kink-friendly stag film
  10/11/14
underrated
Autistic market pervert
  10/11/14
...
hall
  10/12/14
...
impertinent ladyboy stage
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Cerebral ticket booth pistol
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner
  10/11/14
...
impertinent ladyboy stage
  10/27/14
lol
national
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
maniacal persian dopamine
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
bipolar base
  10/11/14
...
rose stage
  10/11/14
180
ivory feces
  10/11/14
180
floppy avocado principal's office puppy
  10/11/14
180
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/11/14
...
Excitant sepia genital piercing
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Pale really tough guy native
  10/11/14
...
Zippy coffee pot step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Flickering razzle-dazzle ratface kitchen
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
provocative plaza codepig
  10/11/14
...
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
180
ivory feces
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
provocative plaza codepig
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
provocative plaza codepig
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal alpha legal warrant
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
stubborn roommate
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza
  10/11/14
...
Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Pungent Address
  10/11/14
...
impertinent ladyboy stage
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Pungent Address
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Pungent Address
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
Go on...
impertinent ladyboy stage
  10/27/14
...
Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal alpha legal warrant
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
purple candlestick maker
  10/11/14
...
Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
stubborn roommate
  10/11/14
Yessir.
purple candlestick maker
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets
  10/11/14
...
odious sable affirmative action
  10/11/14
...
crystalline motley brunch
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
grizzly french chef
  10/12/14
...
impertinent ladyboy stage
  10/27/14
...
hall
  10/12/14
...
impertinent ladyboy stage
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Pungent Address
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Hairraiser pearl mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Excitant sepia genital piercing
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Pungent Address
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Pungent Address
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
stubborn roommate
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Pungent Address
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
impertinent ladyboy stage
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
floppy avocado principal's office puppy
  10/11/14
...
Blue Forum Sex Offender
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Federal primrose indian lodge
  10/11/14
...
Blue Forum Sex Offender
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Pungent Address
  10/11/14
...
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Pungent Address
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Cerise Shrine
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Citrine yapping fanboi windowlicker
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Hairraiser pearl mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal alpha legal warrant
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Silver Up-to-no-good Space
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
carnelian cuckoldry
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
gaped garrison halford
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
gaped garrison halford
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
church sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
...
Henna bat shit crazy trust fund brethren
  10/11/14
...
crystalline motley brunch
  10/11/14
Oh my
Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park
  10/11/14
omg
chestnut doctorate
  10/11/14
...
chocolate theatre old irish cottage
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
provocative plaza codepig
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park
  10/11/14
...
crystalline motley brunch
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
beta kitty station
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
chestnut doctorate
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
opaque hell organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
azure meetinghouse
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Vigorous parlour hominid
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
church sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
elite heaven factory reset button
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
multi-colored saffron new version
  10/11/14
...
fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
...
supple sanctuary becky
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
aqua crackhouse stock car
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
pearly corn cake
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Excitant sepia genital piercing
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Cyan locus
  10/11/14
wtf
Spruce Home Cumskin
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Twinkling Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
multi-colored saffron new version
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Twinkling Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
bipolar base
  10/11/14
...
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Vigorous parlour hominid
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
stubborn roommate
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
maroon dashing pozpig
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
stubborn roommate
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
multi-colored saffron new version
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
opaque hell organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
stubborn roommate
  10/11/14
...
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal alpha legal warrant
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
opaque hell organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Pungent Address
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
bipolar base
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
Massive Jap
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Well-lubricated Goal In Life
  11/21/15
...
purple candlestick maker
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
gtfo
razzle white milk corner
  10/12/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
Cobalt Low-t Bbw
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Citrine yapping fanboi windowlicker
  10/11/14
?
lemon party of the first part
  10/11/14
...
Balding rigpig
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
filthpig
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Mustard senate
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
filthpig
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
chestnut doctorate
  10/11/14
...
Balding rigpig
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
drab dingle berry
  10/11/14
lol
Mahogany macaca patrolman
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Excitant sepia genital piercing
  10/12/14
180
lavender azn
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/11/14
120
haunting wrinkle
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Excitant sepia genital piercing
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Excitant sepia genital piercing
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
fantasy-prone reading party
  10/12/14
...
Crimson Thriller Voyeur
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
lake alcoholic cuck half-breed
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
diverse love of her life
  10/12/14
...
gaped garrison halford
  12/06/14
...
Crimson Thriller Voyeur
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
private investor
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Startling regret
  10/12/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/12/14
Well!?
Cerise Shrine
  10/12/14
...
Crimson Thriller Voyeur
  10/12/14
plz respond
diverse love of her life
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
charismatic mint digit ratio
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
odious sable affirmative action
  10/12/14
Well?
aqua crackhouse stock car
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
aquamarine metal generalized bond
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
lemon party of the first part
  10/12/14
180000000
ivory feces
  10/12/14
??
Gay Black Woman School Cafeteria
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
crystalline motley brunch
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Vermilion hunting ground
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
beta kitty station
  10/12/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/12/14
K, ty.
beta kitty station
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
beta kitty station
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/12/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/12/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
razzle white milk corner
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
lemon party of the first part
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/12/14
...
Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park
  10/12/14
...
elite heaven factory reset button
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
purple candlestick maker
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Light Gaming Laptop
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
lake alcoholic cuck half-breed
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Electric cream lay stain
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Mustard senate
  10/12/14
please continue
hall
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
diverse love of her life
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
purple candlestick maker
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
ebony philosopher-king legend
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/12/14
...
Pungent Address
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
mauve library mediation
  10/12/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Pungent Address
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Copper Place Of Business
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Copper Place Of Business
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Boyish Red Chad International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
ebony philosopher-king legend
  10/12/14
ty
nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
ebony philosopher-king legend
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Copper Place Of Business
  10/12/14
And scene.
Excitant sepia genital piercing
  10/12/14
nigger
nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Excitant sepia genital piercing
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Excitant sepia genital piercing
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Copper Place Of Business
  10/12/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/12/14
...
chartreuse jewess
  10/12/14
...
Excitant sepia genital piercing
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/12/14
...
multi-colored saffron new version
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Electric cream lay stain
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Bossy Blood Rage
  10/12/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/12/14
Post 600!
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
fat ankles
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Spruce Home Cumskin
  10/12/14
You don't?
Galvanic Dark Personal Credit Line
  10/12/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/12/14
...
purple candlestick maker
  10/12/14
wtf
Pungent Address
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Pungent Address
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner
  10/12/14
...
fantasy-prone reading party
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
frum locale
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
opaque hell organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
frum locale
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
mauve library mediation
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
lascivious lime point dragon
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Bateful Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
...
Flickering razzle-dazzle ratface kitchen
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Green lodge
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets
  10/12/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Pungent Address
  10/12/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
Massive Jap
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
pearly corn cake
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
provocative plaza codepig
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
ebony philosopher-king legend
  10/12/14
...
Well-lubricated Goal In Life
  11/21/15
...
tan
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Excitant sepia genital piercing
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
maniacal persian dopamine
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
crystalline motley brunch
  10/13/14
180, ty.
beta kitty station
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Plum roast beef
  10/12/14
180
Startled Volcanic Crater
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
crawly associate
  10/31/16
...
Well-lubricated Goal In Life
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Orchid Antidepressant Drug
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Jet Marketing Idea
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Zippy coffee pot step-uncle's house
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
opaque hell organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Bateful Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
titc analysis
idiotic quadroon
  10/18/14
...
Well-lubricated Goal In Life
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
aqua crackhouse stock car
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
razzle white milk corner
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
supple sanctuary becky
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
bipolar base
  10/13/14
?
supple sanctuary becky
  10/13/14
...
swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry
  10/27/14
...
ebony philosopher-king legend
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Vigorous parlour hominid
  12/06/14
...
Pungent Address
  04/07/15
...
Zippy coffee pot step-uncle's house
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Pink bearded travel guidebook
  04/22/15
...
Gay Black Woman School Cafeteria
  05/17/15
...
Demanding giraffe
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza
  08/18/15
update?
dun therapy
  10/06/15
...
hot ruby foreskin
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
ebony philosopher-king legend
  10/11/15
...
chestnut doctorate
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Tantric olive
  10/12/15
bump
lemon party of the first part
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
frozen
  11/25/15
...
Pungent Address
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Pungent Address
  12/27/15
...
Demanding giraffe
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Disrespectful
  03/10/16
...
soul-stirring charcoal dysfunction
  03/28/16
...
Adulterous transparent mental disorder knife
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
laser beams
  06/27/16
...
supple sanctuary becky
  08/21/16
...
Juggernaut
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Pungent Address
  08/22/16
...
maize depressive toaster
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
magenta violent boiling water idea he suggested
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
Learning Disabled
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
magenta violent boiling water idea he suggested
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
maize depressive toaster
  09/13/16
...
impertinent ladyboy stage
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
maize depressive toaster
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Offensive
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
maize depressive toaster
  09/13/16
...
black
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Juggernaut
  09/13/16
...
hot ruby foreskin
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Fishy blathering queen of the night circlehead
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Bateful Pisswyrm
  10/31/16
:-)
Garnet deep turdskin
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Pungent Address
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Garnet deep turdskin
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Walnut ceo
  10/31/16
...
Well-lubricated Goal In Life
  10/09/18
...
Flickering razzle-dazzle ratface kitchen
  11/21/16
...
Pungent Address
  01/10/17
...
twinkling uncleanness
  02/04/17
...
Flickering razzle-dazzle ratface kitchen
  02/04/17
...
Garnet deep turdskin
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
topaz masturbator
  02/04/17
...
Garnet deep turdskin
  02/04/17
...
Garnet deep turdskin
  02/04/17
...
Walnut ceo
  02/05/17
...
Garnet deep turdskin
  02/08/17
...
flirting death wish coldplay fan
  06/28/17
...
salmon skinny woman
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Anal snowy
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
mewling
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
topaz masturbator
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Hairraiser pearl mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Scarlet fortuitous meteor
  12/18/17
...
cheese-eating sexy national security agency water buffalo
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Slate Pocket Flask Sandwich
  01/06/18
...
black
  02/06/18
...
Passionate Sapphire Incel Clown
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Walnut ceo
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Anal snowy
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Claret mad cow disease
  10/09/18
...
Talented Newt Box Office
  10/17/18
...
bistre slippery weed whacker toilet seat
  05/19/19
...
insane stead sneaky criminal
  05/19/19
...
opaque hell organic girlfriend
  10/14/19
...
Pungent Address
  05/05/20
...
brass idiot
  06/28/20
...
honey-headed trump supporter messiness
  06/29/20
...
opaque hell organic girlfriend
  07/10/20
...
Wine Institution
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Emerald wagecucks
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
indirect expression
  10/10/20
TITCR
Painfully Honest Splenetic Goyim
  02/17/21
...
Claret mad cow disease
  10/08/21
...
Ruddy faggot firefighter
  02/17/21
...
opaque hell organic girlfriend
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Glassy irradiated rigor range
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Chrome outnumbered
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Chrome outnumbered
  10/11/21
...
Claret mad cow disease
  10/07/22
...
rusted
  12/02/21
...
Violet
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
house-broken
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
magenta violent boiling water idea he suggested
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Orange
  10/10/22
...
rusted
  10/10/22
...
Khaki
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
rusted
  11/23/22
...
Silver Up-to-no-good Space
  05/06/23
...
Hyperventilating embarrassed to the bone
  05/06/23
Time flies
burgundy
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Tantric olive
  05/06/23
...
Violet
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
house-broken
  10/09/23
...
Adulterous transparent mental disorder knife
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Filthy
  10/09/23
...
Walnut ceo
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
ultramarine
  10/20/23
...
Walnut ceo
  10/20/23
...
Garnet deep turdskin
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
yellow bearded
  10/20/23
...
rusted
  10/20/23
...
Claret mad cow disease
  10/20/23
...
Dull
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
pea-brained
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Vivacious Pit Shitlib
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Silver Up-to-no-good Space
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
tan
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
Chrome outnumbered
  10/13/25
...
Catalina Smiles
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: beta kitty station



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: floppy avocado principal's office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: talking contagious menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: bonkers background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Adventurous business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Laughsome Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: floppy avocado principal's office puppy

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: peach multi-billionaire boltzmann

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: cracking indigo public bath



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Adventurous business firm

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: cracking indigo public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Fishy blathering queen of the night circlehead

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: peach multi-billionaire boltzmann



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Pungent Address



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Marvelous Friendly Grandma Hospital



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Gay Black Woman School Cafeteria



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Impressive Psychic



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Excitant sepia genital piercing



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Wonderful Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: idiotic quadroon

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Adulterous transparent mental disorder knife

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: 180 Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: mauve library mediation

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: cordovan exciting boistinker elastic band

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: cordovan exciting boistinker elastic band

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: appetizing location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: wild potus whorehouse

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Flickering razzle-dazzle ratface kitchen

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Flesh kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: trip university

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: haunting wrinkle

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: floppy avocado principal's office puppy

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: crystalline motley brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Onyx Tank Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: peach multi-billionaire boltzmann

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Indecent spot

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: provocative plaza codepig

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy parlor community account

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Umber Domesticated Den Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: navy dilemma keepsake machete

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Galvanic Dark Personal Credit Line

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy parlor community account

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Stirring amber state prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Talented Newt Box Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Pungent Address

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Marvelous Friendly Grandma Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Pungent Address

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Pungent Address

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: floppy avocado principal's office puppy

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: navy dilemma keepsake machete

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Pungent Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: beta kitty station

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Poppy razzmatazz chapel

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: big selfie

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Buff Pontificating Degenerate Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Wine Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Vigorous parlour hominid

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: titillating headpube gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: charismatic mint digit ratio

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Henna bat shit crazy trust fund brethren

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Bateful Pisswyrm

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Cyan locus

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: sinister set people who are hurt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Puce glittery gaping

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Pungent Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: crystalline motley brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Onyx Tank Electric Furnace

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Onyx Tank Electric Furnace

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Puce glittery gaping

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: navy dilemma keepsake machete

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: razzle white milk corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: talking contagious menage

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: talking contagious menage

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: talking contagious menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Doobsian site

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: beta kitty station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Gay Black Woman School Cafeteria

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Pungent Address

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Cerise Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth pistol

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Puce glittery gaping

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: lake alcoholic cuck half-breed

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: crystalline motley brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Vibrant nursing home mother

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Marvelous Friendly Grandma Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Brindle stimulating theater stage striped hyena

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Canary hairy legs deer antler

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: aromatic bawdyhouse

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring charcoal dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Brilliant useless area mood

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Pungent Address

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: lemon party of the first part

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Brilliant useless area mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Autistic market pervert

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Silver Up-to-no-good Space

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth pistol

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Brilliant useless area mood

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Pungent Address

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: beta kitty station

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Marvelous Friendly Grandma Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: talking contagious menage

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Bateful Pisswyrm

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Glassy irradiated rigor range

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: beta kitty station

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Pungent Address

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Autistic market pervert

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Pungent Address

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth pistol

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Excitant sepia genital piercing

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Autistic market pervert

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Excitant sepia genital piercing

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal alpha legal warrant

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Electric cream lay stain

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Green lodge

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling shivering preventive strike office

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: talking contagious menage

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: lemon party of the first part

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: talking contagious menage

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: navy dilemma keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Brilliant useless area mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: diverse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: supple sanctuary becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Mustard senate

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: diverse love of her life

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: beta kitty station

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: crystalline motley brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth pistol

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: razzle white milk corner

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Clear orchestra pit

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Green lodge

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: talking contagious menage

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: mauve library mediation

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Brilliant useless area mood

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Sooty Racy Ape

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Henna bat shit crazy trust fund brethren

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: razzle white milk corner

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: beta kitty station

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: lake alcoholic cuck half-breed

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Puce glittery gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant telephone

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Pungent Address

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: crystalline motley brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: concupiscible bright temple liquid oxygen

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: maniacal persian dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: talking contagious menage

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Jade karate

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: coral unholy haunted graveyard

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Gay Black Woman School Cafeteria

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Gay Black Woman School Cafeteria

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Mustard senate

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Henna bat shit crazy trust fund brethren

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: talking contagious menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Arousing misanthropic scourge upon the earth

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Bateful Pisswyrm

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy parlor community account

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac translucent useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Curious bronze double fault theater

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Comical School

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth pistol

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: milky property

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Vigorous parlour hominid

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: maroon dashing pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: aqua crackhouse stock car

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: crystalline motley brunch

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: mauve library mediation

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Vigorous parlour hominid

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: crystalline motley brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Pungent Address

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Very tactful frisky abode

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: beta kitty station

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Pungent Address

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Pungent Address

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: crystalline motley brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Curious bronze double fault theater

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: multi-colored saffron new version

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Ocher buck-toothed gunner center

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: mauve library mediation

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Hairraiser pearl mad-dog skullcap

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Crimson Thriller Voyeur

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: maniacal persian dopamine

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Crimson Thriller Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: odious sable affirmative action

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: crystalline motley brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: idiotic quadroon

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: insane stead sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Citrine yapping fanboi windowlicker

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: deranged histrionic internal respiration

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Boyish Red Chad International Law Enforcement Agency

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Crimson Thriller Voyeur

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: mauve library mediation

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Boyish Red Chad International Law Enforcement Agency

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Poppy razzmatazz chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac translucent useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: crystalline motley brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Indecent spot

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Passionate Sapphire Incel Clown

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth pistol

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: beta kitty station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: navy dilemma keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: crystalline motley brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: frum locale

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Citrine yapping fanboi windowlicker

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Crimson Thriller Voyeur

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: deranged histrionic internal respiration

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: odious sable affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Nubile Tanning Salon

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Stirring amber state prole

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Pungent Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: gaped garrison halford

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Spectacular nofapping main people cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Pungent Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author:  church building cuckold

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Spectacular nofapping main people cruise ship

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: razzle white milk corner

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: provocative plaza codepig

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Electric cream lay stain

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth pistol

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Electric cream lay stain

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: ivory feces

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Underhanded Lettuce Yarmulke

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: razzle white milk corner

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth pistol

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac translucent useless brakes

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: provocative plaza codepig

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author:  Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Light Gaming Laptop

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author:  chartreuse jewess

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author:  chartreuse jewess

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: floppy avocado principal's office puppy

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Carmine Round Eye Casino

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Mustard senate

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: mauve library mediation

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Carmine Round Eye Casino

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author:  iridescent athletic conference resort

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Light Gaming Laptop

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: razzle white milk corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: aggressive sound barrier house

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: french police squad

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Buff Pontificating Degenerate Jew

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Excitant sepia genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: crystalline motley brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Electric cream lay stain

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: diverse love of her life

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Electric cream lay stain

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: mauve library mediation

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Electric cream lay stain

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: mauve library mediation

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Electric cream lay stain

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: diverse love of her life

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: sienna crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Electric cream lay stain

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: turquoise son of senegal

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: diverse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Pungent Address

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: provocative plaza codepig

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: diverse love of her life

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Electric cream lay stain

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth pistol

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Mustard senate

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: kink-friendly stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Autistic market pervert

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  national

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: maniacal persian dopamine

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: bipolar base

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author:  rose stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: ivory feces

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: floppy avocado principal's office puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Excitant sepia genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Pale really tough guy native

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Zippy coffee pot step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Flickering razzle-dazzle ratface kitchen

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: provocative plaza codepig

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: ivory feces

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: provocative plaza codepig

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: provocative plaza codepig

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal alpha legal warrant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  stubborn roommate

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Pungent Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Pungent Address

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Pungent Address

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal alpha legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author:  purple candlestick maker

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  stubborn roommate

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  purple candlestick maker

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: odious sable affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: crystalline motley brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: grizzly french chef

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Pungent Address

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser pearl mad-dog skullcap

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Excitant sepia genital piercing

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Pungent Address

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Pungent Address

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  stubborn roommate

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Pungent Address

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: floppy avocado principal's office puppy

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Blue Forum Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Federal primrose indian lodge

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Blue Forum Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Pungent Address

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Pungent Address

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Cerise Shrine

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Citrine yapping fanboi windowlicker

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser pearl mad-dog skullcap

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal alpha legal warrant

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Silver Up-to-no-good Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: carnelian cuckoldry

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: gaped garrison halford

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: gaped garrison halford

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  church sweet tailpipe

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Henna bat shit crazy trust fund brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: crystalline motley brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author:  chestnut doctorate

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: chocolate theatre old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: provocative plaza codepig

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: crystalline motley brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: beta kitty station

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author:  chestnut doctorate

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: opaque hell organic girlfriend

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: azure meetinghouse

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Vigorous parlour hominid

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  church sweet tailpipe

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: elite heaven factory reset button

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: multi-colored saffron new version

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: supple sanctuary becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: aqua crackhouse stock car

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author:  pearly corn cake

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Excitant sepia genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Cyan locus

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Spruce Home Cumskin

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Twinkling Hissy Fit

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: multi-colored saffron new version

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Twinkling Hissy Fit

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: bipolar base

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Vigorous parlour hominid

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  stubborn roommate

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: maroon dashing pozpig

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  stubborn roommate

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: multi-colored saffron new version

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: opaque hell organic girlfriend

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  stubborn roommate

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal alpha legal warrant

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: opaque hell organic girlfriend

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Pungent Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: bipolar base

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Massive Jap

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  Well-lubricated Goal In Life

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author:  purple candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: razzle white milk corner

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Cobalt Low-t Bbw

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Citrine yapping fanboi windowlicker

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: lemon party of the first part

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Balding rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author:  filthpig

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Mustard senate

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  filthpig

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  chestnut doctorate

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Balding rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: drab dingle berry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Mahogany macaca patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Excitant sepia genital piercing

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: lavender azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: haunting wrinkle

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Excitant sepia genital piercing

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Excitant sepia genital piercing

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  fantasy-prone reading party

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Crimson Thriller Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: lake alcoholic cuck half-breed

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: diverse love of her life

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: gaped garrison halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Crimson Thriller Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  private investor

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Startling regret

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Cerise Shrine

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Crimson Thriller Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: diverse love of her life

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: charismatic mint digit ratio

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: odious sable affirmative action

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: aqua crackhouse stock car

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: aquamarine metal generalized bond

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: lemon party of the first part

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: ivory feces

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Gay Black Woman School Cafeteria

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: crystalline motley brunch

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Vermilion hunting ground

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: beta kitty station

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: beta kitty station

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: beta kitty station

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: razzle white milk corner

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: lemon party of the first part

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Bisexual Heady Mexican Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: elite heaven factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author:  purple candlestick maker

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Light Gaming Laptop

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: lake alcoholic cuck half-breed

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Electric cream lay stain

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Mustard senate

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  hall

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: diverse love of her life

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author:  purple candlestick maker

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: ebony philosopher-king legend

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Pungent Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: mauve library mediation

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Pungent Address

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Copper Place Of Business

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Copper Place Of Business

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Boyish Red Chad International Law Enforcement Agency

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: ebony philosopher-king legend

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: ebony philosopher-king legend

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Copper Place Of Business

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Excitant sepia genital piercing

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Excitant sepia genital piercing

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Excitant sepia genital piercing

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Copper Place Of Business

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author:  chartreuse jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Excitant sepia genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: multi-colored saffron new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Electric cream lay stain

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Bossy Blood Rage

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  fat ankles

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Spruce Home Cumskin

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Galvanic Dark Personal Credit Line

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author:  purple candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Pungent Address

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Pungent Address

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  fantasy-prone reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: frum locale

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: opaque hell organic girlfriend

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shimmering rehab partner

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: frum locale

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: mauve library mediation

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: lascivious lime point dragon

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Bateful Pisswyrm

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Flickering razzle-dazzle ratface kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Green lodge

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: nighttime mentally impaired immigrant nibblets

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Pungent Address

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Massive Jap

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author:  pearly corn cake

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: provocative plaza codepig

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: ebony philosopher-king legend

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  Well-lubricated Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author:  tan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Excitant sepia genital piercing

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: maniacal persian dopamine

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: crystalline motley brunch

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: beta kitty station

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Plum roast beef

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: Startled Volcanic Crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  crawly associate

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  Well-lubricated Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Orchid Antidepressant Drug

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Jet Marketing Idea

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Zippy coffee pot step-uncle's house

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: opaque hell organic girlfriend

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Bateful Pisswyrm

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: idiotic quadroon

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  Well-lubricated Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: aqua crackhouse stock car

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: razzle white milk corner

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: supple sanctuary becky

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: bipolar base

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: supple sanctuary becky

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling lilac gas station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: ebony philosopher-king legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Vigorous parlour hominid

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Pungent Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Zippy coffee pot step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Pink bearded travel guidebook

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Gay Black Woman School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Demanding giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Zombie-like Amethyst Piazza

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: dun therapy

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: hot ruby foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: ebony philosopher-king legend

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author:  chestnut doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Tantric olive

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: lemon party of the first part

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: frozen

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Pungent Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Pungent Address

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Demanding giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Disrespectful

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring charcoal dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Adulterous transparent mental disorder knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author:  laser beams

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: supple sanctuary becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Pungent Address

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: maize depressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: magenta violent boiling water idea he suggested

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Learning Disabled

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: magenta violent boiling water idea he suggested

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: maize depressive toaster

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: maize depressive toaster

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Offensive

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: maize depressive toaster

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author:  black



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  Juggernaut

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: hot ruby foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Fishy blathering queen of the night circlehead

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Bateful Pisswyrm

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Garnet deep turdskin

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Pungent Address

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Garnet deep turdskin

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Walnut ceo

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  Well-lubricated Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Flickering razzle-dazzle ratface kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Pungent Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Flickering razzle-dazzle ratface kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Garnet deep turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: topaz masturbator

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Garnet deep turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Garnet deep turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Walnut ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Garnet deep turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: flirting death wish coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  salmon skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Anal snowy

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: mewling

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: topaz masturbator

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser pearl mad-dog skullcap

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Scarlet fortuitous meteor

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: cheese-eating sexy national security agency water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Slate Pocket Flask Sandwich

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  black



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Passionate Sapphire Incel Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Walnut ceo

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Anal snowy

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Claret mad cow disease

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Talented Newt Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: bistre slippery weed whacker toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: insane stead sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: opaque hell organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Pungent Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author:  brass idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: honey-headed trump supporter messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: opaque hell organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Wine Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Emerald wagecucks

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  indirect expression

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Splenetic Goyim

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Claret mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Ruddy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: opaque hell organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Glassy irradiated rigor range

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Chrome outnumbered

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Chrome outnumbered

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Claret mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  rusted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Violet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: house-broken

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: magenta violent boiling water idea he suggested

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Orange

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  rusted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Khaki



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  rusted

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Silver Up-to-no-good Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: Hyperventilating embarrassed to the bone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author:  burgundy

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Tantric olive

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Violet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: house-broken

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Adulterous transparent mental disorder knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Filthy

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Walnut ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: ultramarine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Walnut ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Garnet deep turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: yellow bearded

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  rusted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Claret mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Dull



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: pea-brained

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Vivacious Pit Shitlib

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Silver Up-to-no-good Space

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author:  tan

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Chrome outnumbered

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Catalina Smiles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49533771)