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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
apoplectic shitlib
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
garnet naked indian lodge doctorate
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Maroon frisky crackhouse
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
bronze house-broken mexican rigor
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Lime national security agency
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Elite Stain
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
green windowlicker
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Vibrant newt telephone
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Cracking garrison background story
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
transparent histrionic stag film athletic conference
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
marvelous pit
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
vermilion passionate ape stead
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Turquoise field partner
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Indigo liquid oxygen chapel
  06/30/25
cr
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Cracking garrison background story
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Maize heady cuckold cumskin
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
vermilion passionate ape stead
  06/30/25
...
Twinkling Sanctuary Laser Beams
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
marvelous pit
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Indigo liquid oxygen chapel
  06/30/25
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Aromatic Giraffe Rehab
  07/01/25
*bussy
stimulating gunner range
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Elite Stain
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
galvanic arrogant hominid den
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
hairraiser whorehouse
  06/30/25
fuck
marvelous pit
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
galvanic arrogant hominid den
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
apoplectic shitlib
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
marvelous pit
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Maize heady cuckold cumskin
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  06/30/25
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Excitant Tripping Skinny Woman State
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Adulterous Exhilarant Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
coiffed titillating crotch
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Comical Stubborn Macaca
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
coiffed titillating crotch
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Twinkling Sanctuary Laser Beams
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
coiffed titillating crotch
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
pearly resort prole
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
fighting selfie water buffalo
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Shaky place of business
  06/30/25
tcr
Twinkling Sanctuary Laser Beams
  07/01/25
just jump
razzle parlor trust fund
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  06/30/25
...
thriller frozen foreskin parlour
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Grizzly twisted stage
  06/30/25
wow
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
cobalt medicated principal's office
  06/30/25
JFC man
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Vibrant newt telephone
  06/30/25
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razzle parlor trust fund
  06/30/25
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marvelous pit
  06/30/25
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vermilion passionate ape stead
  06/30/25
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seedy soul-stirring senate gaming laptop
  06/30/25
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Racy mother spot
  06/30/25
...
fighting selfie water buffalo
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Shaky place of business
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Adulterous Exhilarant Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
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copper swashbuckling bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
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Aromatic Giraffe Rehab
  07/01/25
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Electric Idiotic Gay Wizard
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
shivering police squad
  07/01/25
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irradiated box office alpha
  07/01/25
...
Maroon frisky crackhouse
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Lime national security agency
  06/30/25
bro
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  06/30/25
...
Shaky place of business
  06/30/25
lol
Twinkling Sanctuary Laser Beams
  07/01/25
...
lake haunting wagecucks plaza
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Razzle-dazzle Painfully Honest Site Digit Ratio
  06/30/25
jfc
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Cracking garrison background story
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
seedy soul-stirring senate gaming laptop
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Racy mother spot
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Twinkling Sanctuary Laser Beams
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Razzle-dazzle Painfully Honest Site Digit Ratio
  07/01/25
...
Comical Stubborn Macaca
  07/01/25
...
Racy mother spot
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
irradiated box office alpha
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Fuchsia glittery corn cake
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Maize heady cuckold cumskin
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
marvelous pit
  06/30/25
...
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  07/01/25
...
nudist dilemma
  07/01/25
lol
Twinkling Sanctuary Laser Beams
  07/01/25
...
razzle parlor trust fund
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
ruby step-uncle's house patrolman
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
appetizing brunch people who are hurt
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Supple Piazza Sandwich
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
brilliant rambunctious new version coldplay fan
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Well-lubricated misunderstood temple
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
nudist dilemma
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Stirring bespoke point black woman
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Twinkling Sanctuary Laser Beams
  07/01/25
...
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Aromatic Giraffe Rehab
  07/01/25
😟
thirsty pink location
  07/01/25
...
low-t emerald meetinghouse gaping
  07/01/25
holy shit
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
nudist dilemma
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Brass Shrine Sex Offender
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
irradiated box office alpha
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Elite Stain
  07/01/25
...
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
irradiated box office alpha
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
irradiated box office alpha
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Grizzly twisted stage
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Elite Stain
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
mustard business firm double fault
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Aromatic Giraffe Rehab
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Kink-friendly hideous area
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  07/06/25
...
Grizzly twisted stage
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
pale pea-brained university
  07/06/25
...
Racy mother spot
  07/06/25
lol
Twinkling Sanctuary Laser Beams
  07/07/25
wow
Cruel-hearted market useless brakes
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: apoplectic shitlib

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: garnet naked indian lodge doctorate

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Maroon frisky crackhouse

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: bronze house-broken mexican rigor

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Lime national security agency

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Elite Stain

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: green windowlicker

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Vibrant newt telephone

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Cracking garrison background story

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: transparent histrionic stag film athletic conference

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: marvelous pit

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: vermilion passionate ape stead

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Turquoise field partner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Indigo liquid oxygen chapel

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Cracking garrison background story

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Maize heady cuckold cumskin

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: vermilion passionate ape stead

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Twinkling Sanctuary Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: marvelous pit

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Indigo liquid oxygen chapel

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Aromatic Giraffe Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: stimulating gunner range

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Elite Stain

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: galvanic arrogant hominid den

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: hairraiser whorehouse

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: marvelous pit

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: galvanic arrogant hominid den

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: apoplectic shitlib

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: marvelous pit

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Maize heady cuckold cumskin

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Excitant Tripping Skinny Woman State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Adulterous Exhilarant Fat Ankles

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: coiffed titillating crotch

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Comical Stubborn Macaca

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: coiffed titillating crotch

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Twinkling Sanctuary Laser Beams

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: coiffed titillating crotch

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: pearly resort prole

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: fighting selfie water buffalo

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Shaky place of business

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Twinkling Sanctuary Laser Beams

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: razzle parlor trust fund

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: thriller frozen foreskin parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Grizzly twisted stage

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: cobalt medicated principal's office

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Vibrant newt telephone

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: razzle parlor trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: marvelous pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: vermilion passionate ape stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: seedy soul-stirring senate gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Racy mother spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: fighting selfie water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Shaky place of business

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Adulterous Exhilarant Fat Ankles

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: copper swashbuckling bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Aromatic Giraffe Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Electric Idiotic Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: shivering police squad

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: irradiated box office alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Maroon frisky crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Lime national security agency

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Shaky place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Twinkling Sanctuary Laser Beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: lake haunting wagecucks plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Painfully Honest Site Digit Ratio

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Cracking garrison background story

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: seedy soul-stirring senate gaming laptop

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Racy mother spot

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Twinkling Sanctuary Laser Beams

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Painfully Honest Site Digit Ratio

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Comical Stubborn Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Racy mother spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: irradiated box office alpha

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Fuchsia glittery corn cake

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Maize heady cuckold cumskin

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: marvelous pit

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: nudist dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Twinkling Sanctuary Laser Beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: razzle parlor trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: ruby step-uncle's house patrolman

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: appetizing brunch people who are hurt

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Supple Piazza Sandwich

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: brilliant rambunctious new version coldplay fan

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Well-lubricated misunderstood temple

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: nudist dilemma

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Stirring bespoke point black woman

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Twinkling Sanctuary Laser Beams

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Aromatic Giraffe Rehab

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: thirsty pink location

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: low-t emerald meetinghouse gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: nudist dilemma

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Brass Shrine Sex Offender

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: irradiated box office alpha

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Elite Stain

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: irradiated box office alpha

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: irradiated box office alpha

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Grizzly twisted stage

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Elite Stain

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: mustard business firm double fault

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Aromatic Giraffe Rehab

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Kink-friendly hideous area

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Grizzly twisted stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: pale pea-brained university

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Racy mother spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Twinkling Sanctuary Laser Beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market useless brakes

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)