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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
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who is opposing counsel
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A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
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i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
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Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
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Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
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at least use the word scholarship.
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but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
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That’s how all people from CA sound
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: pea-brained hospital

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: pea-brained hospital

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: pea-brained hospital

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Sadistic plaza

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Aromatic station rigpig

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: walnut sweet tailpipe

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: walnut sweet tailpipe

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Cerebral philosopher-king

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: boyish emerald turdskin scourge upon the earth

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Very tactful swashbuckling state

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: burgundy bisexual roast beef

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Cerebral philosopher-king

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: burgundy bisexual roast beef

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101556)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: wild thriller kitty cat step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: trip wagecucks masturbator

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Diverse grizzly menage

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Cerebral philosopher-king

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Curious shrine private investor

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Curious shrine private investor

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: poppy nubile dilemma gunner

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: pea-brained hospital

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: pea-brained hospital

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Yellow nowag hunting ground

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: mischievous property hissy fit

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Cream theater

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: slate gaping brunch

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: walnut sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: boyish emerald turdskin scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: walnut sweet tailpipe

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Cream theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: obsidian low-t piazza

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: walnut sweet tailpipe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: obsidian low-t piazza

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: silver insane bawdyhouse

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: glittery alpha codepig

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: chartreuse angry knife deer antler

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Cream theater

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Bateful New Version Gas Station

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: obsidian low-t piazza

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: silver insane bawdyhouse

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: trip wagecucks masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted concupiscible business firm

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: hyperventilating site dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: boyish emerald turdskin scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Bateful New Version Gas Station

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: obsidian low-t piazza

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Bateful New Version Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: silver insane bawdyhouse

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Bateful New Version Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Very tactful swashbuckling state

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Cerebral philosopher-king

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Bateful New Version Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Cracking crimson psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: trip wagecucks masturbator

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: chest-beating alcoholic stage background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Magical bbw place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Tripping Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: wild thriller kitty cat step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: chest-beating alcoholic stage background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Big Sexy Lodge

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: obsidian low-t piazza

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Marvelous mother party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: trip wagecucks masturbator

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: trip wagecucks masturbator

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: walnut sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: obsidian low-t piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: trip wagecucks masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: chest-beating alcoholic stage background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: lemon frisky forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted orchestra pit elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Tripping Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Plum Up-to-no-good Faggotry Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: boyish emerald turdskin scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: trip wagecucks masturbator

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Very tactful swashbuckling state

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Cracking crimson psychic

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: silver insane bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: glittery alpha codepig

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: trip wagecucks masturbator

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted concupiscible business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Bateful New Version Gas Station

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Bateful New Version Gas Station

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Bateful New Version Gas Station

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Very tactful swashbuckling state

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: obsidian low-t piazza

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Ivory Cruise Ship Coffee Pot

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Very tactful swashbuckling state

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Ivory Cruise Ship Coffee Pot

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Cerebral philosopher-king

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: chest-beating alcoholic stage background story

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: lemon frisky forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Aromatic station rigpig

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Tripping Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: sable charismatic resort keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: hyperventilating site dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Diverse grizzly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Vivacious office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: obsidian low-t piazza

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Cerebral philosopher-king

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: chest-beating alcoholic stage background story

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: chest-beating alcoholic stage background story

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: walnut sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: obsidian low-t piazza

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: mewling brindle digit ratio boistinker

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone lascivious center

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Very tactful swashbuckling state

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Magical bbw place of business

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Magical bbw place of business

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Magical bbw place of business

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Magical bbw place of business

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: slate gaping brunch

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Magical bbw place of business

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: boyish emerald turdskin scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: chest-beating alcoholic stage background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: crawly sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant Address Sandwich

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: walnut sweet tailpipe

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: balding stead

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: flirting coiffed locale

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Very tactful swashbuckling state

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: flirting coiffed locale

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted concupiscible business firm

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: walnut sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Big Sexy Lodge

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted concupiscible business firm

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Big Sexy Lodge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted concupiscible business firm

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Big Sexy Lodge

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: lemon frisky forum

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Frozen Space Giraffe

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: obsidian low-t piazza

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted orchestra pit elastic band

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted concupiscible business firm

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Very tactful swashbuckling state

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted orchestra pit elastic band

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: electric house-broken school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Yellow nowag hunting ground

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted concupiscible business firm

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Comical Therapy

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Comical Therapy

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Internet-worthy copper incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted concupiscible business firm

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Arousing yapping heaven

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted concupiscible business firm

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Frozen Space Giraffe

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Plum Up-to-no-good Faggotry Field

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Bateful New Version Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Vivacious office

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Jet contagious ladyboy

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: sinister institution cumskin

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Appetizing rambunctious abode

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Frozen Space Giraffe

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105370)