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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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abnormal cerebral jap
  07/14/25
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Cracking Internet-worthy Foreskin
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Ty
abnormal cerebral jap
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black shrine factory reset button
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
wine harsh dopamine den
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The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
abnormal cerebral jap
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
wine harsh dopamine den
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
abnormal cerebral jap
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make it quick I'm drowning here
wine harsh dopamine den
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Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
Clear sneaky criminal pervert
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
abnormal cerebral jap
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Pea-brained fanboi half-breed
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it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
high-end thriller laser beams
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who is opposing counsel
startled gas station philosopher-king
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A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
abnormal cerebral jap
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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up-to-no-good locale
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9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
Cordovan Irradiated Jew Church Building
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
abnormal cerebral jap
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
Cordovan Irradiated Jew Church Building
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what a stud
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will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
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I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
abnormal cerebral jap
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Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
Orange Kink-friendly Market Cuckold
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Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
Cordovan Irradiated Jew Church Building
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Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
Orange Kink-friendly Market Cuckold
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rusted out-of-control hall karate
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The N-word would be a clever wink
Cruel-hearted bright school stain
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You're honor I'm gay
wonderful rehab fortuitous meteor
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"I have sex with men for money"
Cordovan Irradiated Jew Church Building
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at least use the word scholarship.
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Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
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Bangarang could fly under the radar
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your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
wine harsh dopamine den
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CNN made “jet black” too famous
abnormal cerebral jap
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I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
wine harsh dopamine den
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May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
Henna Floppy State
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Best of luck
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good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
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got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
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startled gas station philosopher-king
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Kenneth Play
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EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
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judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
startled gas station philosopher-king
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twinkling exhilarant forum people who are hurt
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what is this case over anyway
swollen chocolate telephone
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Where is the link
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
startled gas station philosopher-king
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Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
Emerald stirring home
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what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
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looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
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Here he comes
swollen chocolate telephone
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He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
swollen chocolate telephone
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rookie blunder
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ahhhhh shit!!!
twinkling exhilarant forum people who are hurt
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Wow aren't laws crazy
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Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
Emerald stirring home
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1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
swollen chocolate telephone
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Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
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Kenneth Play
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Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
histrionic opaque cuckoldry
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why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
swollen chocolate telephone
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Really makes you think huh
Emerald stirring home
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but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
swollen chocolate telephone
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histrionic opaque cuckoldry
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Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
embarrassed to the bone mediation parlor
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histrionic opaque cuckoldry
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Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
abnormal cerebral jap
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Oh epah fucked up
Alcoholic headpube gaping
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baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
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needs legal advice
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Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
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Imagine?
Cruel-hearted bright school stain
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Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
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"I can turn him straight"
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
abnormal cerebral jap
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Kenneth Play
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I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
swollen chocolate telephone
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“If your honors would like…”
Cruel-hearted bright school stain
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Tho humble
Alcoholic headpube gaping
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we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
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embarrassed to the bone mediation parlor
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lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
swollen chocolate telephone
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That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
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swollen chocolate telephone
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he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
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I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
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sable pit
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Relatively modest recovery tp
histrionic opaque cuckoldry
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Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
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swollen chocolate telephone
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Further errors tp
histrionic opaque cuckoldry
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forwent work
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looking at their firm size tp
swollen chocolate telephone
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Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
Emerald stirring home
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Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
swollen chocolate telephone
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Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
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*gayer
Alcoholic headpube gaping
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That’s how all people from CA sound
orchid old irish cottage
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Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
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He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
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Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
Emerald stirring home
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he's just "eccentric"
Cordovan Irradiated Jew Church Building
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why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
swollen chocolate telephone
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tls fox
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lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
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startled gas station philosopher-king
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"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
Emerald stirring home
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did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
Honey-headed Adventurous Generalized Bond
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Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
slap-happy tank
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let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
Alcoholic headpube gaping
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gonna have to be way more specific
swollen chocolate telephone
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abnormal cerebral jap
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"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
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abnormal cerebral jap
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You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
heady lemon heaven ladyboy
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It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
abnormal cerebral jap
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Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
heady lemon heaven ladyboy
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We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
abnormal cerebral jap
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Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
heady lemon heaven ladyboy
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Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity....
abnormal cerebral jap
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Defense taking umbrage tp
swollen chocolate telephone
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I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
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Kenneth Play
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Contagious mental disorder
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was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
Mint spectacular point
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pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
startled gas station philosopher-king
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Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
Glassy Seedy Location
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
Disrespectful hilarious digit ratio lay
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stfu fag
Alcoholic headpube gaping
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It is good to be home.
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the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
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startled gas station philosopher-king
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litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
sickened naked liquid oxygen
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not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
sable pit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
sickened naked liquid oxygen
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im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
sable pit
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ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
sickened naked liquid oxygen
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He’s really good
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
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180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
Emerald stirring home
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as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
Infuriating hot set gaming laptop
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jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
sable pit
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slaveholders were 180 tho
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EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
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So thoughtful! So moderate!
Henna Floppy State
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you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you ...
sable pit
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You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
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sable pit
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You have no idea what you are talking about.
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im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk...
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If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge ta...
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Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time...
ocher racy place of business puppy
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You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
motley dingle berry
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Gorgeous guy
abnormal cerebral jap
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So do your black gorillas gf peg you? When you go &ldquo...
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Cracking Internet-worthy Foreskin

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: black shrine factory reset button



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: wine harsh dopamine den

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: wine harsh dopamine den

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: wine harsh dopamine den

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Clear sneaky criminal pervert

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: high-end thriller laser beams

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: startled gas station philosopher-king

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: startled gas station philosopher-king

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted bright school stain



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Duck-like Principal's Office



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Mint spectacular point



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: sable pit



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: up-to-no-good locale



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Cordovan Irradiated Jew Church Building

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Cordovan Irradiated Jew Church Building

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic headpube gaping

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Orange Kink-friendly Market Cuckold

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Cordovan Irradiated Jew Church Building

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Orange Kink-friendly Market Cuckold

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: rusted out-of-control hall karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted bright school stain

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: wonderful rehab fortuitous meteor

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Cordovan Irradiated Jew Church Building

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Misanthropic Marvelous Address Useless Brakes

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Misanthropic Marvelous Address Useless Brakes

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: nighttime prole chapel

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: wine harsh dopamine den

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: wine harsh dopamine den

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Henna Floppy State

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: sticky goyim genital piercing

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: twinkling exhilarant forum people who are hurt

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: startled gas station philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: startled gas station philosopher-king

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: twinkling exhilarant forum people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Emerald stirring home

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: startled gas station philosopher-king

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Emerald stirring home

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mediation parlor

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling lodge main people

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: fragrant zombie-like institution skinny woman

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: twinkling exhilarant forum people who are hurt

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: histrionic opaque cuckoldry

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Emerald stirring home

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mediation parlor

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted bright school stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: sable pit

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Garnet tanning salon sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: histrionic opaque cuckoldry

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Emerald stirring home

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: histrionic opaque cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mediation parlor

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: histrionic opaque cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic headpube gaping

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Cordovan Irradiated Jew Church Building

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: histrionic opaque cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Electric indian lodge electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted bright school stain

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sapphire knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: heady lemon heaven ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: up-to-no-good locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: rusted out-of-control hall karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sapphire knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: sickened naked liquid oxygen

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Emerald stirring home

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Trip Judgmental Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted bright school stain

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted bright school stain

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: startled gas station philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Emerald stirring home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted bright school stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sapphire knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: topaz frum business firm stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Infuriating hot set gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: up-to-no-good locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Stubborn stead really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted bright school stain

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic headpube gaping

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Electric indian lodge electric furnace

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mediation parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling lodge main people

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted bright school stain

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: sable pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: histrionic opaque cuckoldry

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: histrionic opaque cuckoldry

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: histrionic opaque cuckoldry

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic headpube gaping

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Emerald stirring home

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: orchid old irish cottage

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic headpube gaping

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: orchid old irish cottage

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Cordovan Irradiated Jew Church Building

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sapphire knife

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: topaz frum business firm stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: high-end thriller laser beams

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: up-to-no-good locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Talented house-broken boistinker friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Garnet tanning salon sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: wonderful rehab fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: ocher racy place of business puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Emerald stirring home

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Cordovan Irradiated Jew Church Building

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sapphire knife

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sapphire knife

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: startled gas station philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Emerald stirring home

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed Adventurous Generalized Bond

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: slap-happy tank

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic headpube gaping

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: heady lemon heaven ladyboy

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: heady lemon heaven ladyboy

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: heady lemon heaven ladyboy

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: heady lemon heaven ladyboy

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: swollen chocolate telephone

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: heady lemon heaven ladyboy

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sapphire knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Contagious mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Mint spectacular point

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: startled gas station philosopher-king

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Glassy Seedy Location

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Disrespectful hilarious digit ratio lay

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic headpube gaping

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Disrespectful hilarious digit ratio lay

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: sable pit

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: startled gas station philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: sickened naked liquid oxygen

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: sable pit

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: sickened naked liquid oxygen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: sable pit

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: sickened naked liquid oxygen

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: topaz frum business firm stock car

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: bossy nudist nursing home

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Emerald stirring home

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Infuriating hot set gaming laptop

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: sable pit

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Alcoholic headpube gaping

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Infuriating hot set gaming laptop

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: arousing wagecucks haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Henna Floppy State

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: sable pit

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Crusty gunner ticket booth

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Crusty gunner ticket booth

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: black shrine factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: sable pit

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: amethyst trailer park

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: sable pit

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: bossy nudist nursing home

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Stubborn stead really tough guy

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: histrionic opaque cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: ocher racy place of business puppy

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: motley dingle berry

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: abnormal cerebral jap

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: territorial puce crackhouse water buffalo

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: bossy nudist nursing home

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105370)