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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Maroon Principal's Office
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Sadistic Fragrant Cuckold Potus
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
dark stimulating stage
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
odious vengeful really tough guy
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
hot round eye
  08/30/25
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sinister native
  09/05/25
, he lisped
aggressive ultramarine locus
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Bateful Dun University Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Maroon Principal's Office
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Bateful Dun University Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/31/25
...
fishy arousing jew
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
dark stimulating stage
  08/31/25
delusional take
fishy arousing jew
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
dark stimulating stage
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
White mother tattoo
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
dark stimulating stage
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Galvanic plaza
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
dark stimulating stage
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Maroon Principal's Office
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
dark stimulating stage
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Maroon Principal's Office
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Galvanic plaza
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
dark stimulating stage
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
dark stimulating stage
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
dark stimulating stage
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Galvanic plaza
  09/05/25
...
dark stimulating stage
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Harsh jewess feces
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Galvanic plaza
  09/05/25
...
dark stimulating stage
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
dark stimulating stage
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Galvanic plaza
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Maroon Principal's Office
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
twinkling spectacular prole
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
dark stimulating stage
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
twinkling spectacular prole
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
dark stimulating stage
  09/05/25
Kenny
Galvanic plaza
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Maroon Principal's Office
  09/06/25
...
Racy lodge
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
dark stimulating stage
  09/06/25
...
Racy lodge
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Maroon Principal's Office
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
dark stimulating stage
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Coiffed heady church clown
  09/07/25
Explain
Maroon Principal's Office
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
dead lilac stage
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Maroon Principal's Office
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
dark stimulating stage
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Maroon Principal's Office
  09/07/25
...
White mother tattoo
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
dark stimulating stage
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
dark stimulating stage
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
dark stimulating stage
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
dark stimulating stage
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
dark stimulating stage
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
dark stimulating stage
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
dark stimulating stage
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Galvanic plaza
  01/18/26
...
dark stimulating stage
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Lemon Misunderstood Garrison Boiling Water
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
dark stimulating stage
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
dark stimulating stage
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
dark stimulating stage
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
dark stimulating stage
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
dark stimulating stage
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Maroon Principal's Office
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
dark stimulating stage
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Maroon Principal's Office
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
dark stimulating stage
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
dark stimulating stage
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
dark stimulating stage
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
up-to-no-good chartreuse codepig trust fund
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
dark stimulating stage
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
dark stimulating stage
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
dark stimulating stage
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Galvanic plaza
  05/28/26
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dark stimulating stage
  05/28/26
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Maroon Principal's Office
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/12/26
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  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/12/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Maroon Principal's Office

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Sadistic Fragrant Cuckold Potus

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: odious vengeful really tough guy

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: hot round eye

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sinister native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: aggressive ultramarine locus

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Bateful Dun University Twinkling Uncleanness

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Maroon Principal's Office

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Bateful Dun University Twinkling Uncleanness

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: fishy arousing jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: dark stimulating stage

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: fishy arousing jew

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: White mother tattoo

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: dark stimulating stage

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Galvanic plaza

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: dark stimulating stage

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Maroon Principal's Office

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Maroon Principal's Office

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Galvanic plaza

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: dark stimulating stage

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: dark stimulating stage

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Galvanic plaza

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Harsh jewess feces

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Galvanic plaza

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Galvanic plaza

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Maroon Principal's Office

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: twinkling spectacular prole

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: twinkling spectacular prole

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Galvanic plaza

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Maroon Principal's Office

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Racy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Racy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Maroon Principal's Office

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: dark stimulating stage

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Coiffed heady church clown

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Maroon Principal's Office

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: dead lilac stage

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Maroon Principal's Office

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: dark stimulating stage

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Maroon Principal's Office

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: White mother tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Galvanic plaza

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Lemon Misunderstood Garrison Boiling Water

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: dark stimulating stage

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: dark stimulating stage

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: dark stimulating stage

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: dark stimulating stage

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Maroon Principal's Office

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Maroon Principal's Office

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: dark stimulating stage

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: dark stimulating stage

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: up-to-no-good chartreuse codepig trust fund

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Galvanic plaza

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: dark stimulating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Maroon Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id.#49994053)