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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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flushed indecent degenerate locus
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
bipolar psychic kitchen
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Abnormal arousing chapel mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
violet alcoholic whorehouse deer antler
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Stubborn School Cafeteria Generalized Bond
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
twinkling arrogant resort multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
copper excitant pozpig son of senegal
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
White Bull Headed Trump Supporter Boltzmann
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Lavender fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
cordovan pungent meetinghouse people who are hurt
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
anal ceo public bath
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
supple haunting school
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
sable travel guidebook gaping
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Pale old irish cottage
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Ultramarine Bawdyhouse Nowag
  06/30/25
cr
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
cordovan pungent meetinghouse people who are hurt
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Exciting Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
sable travel guidebook gaping
  06/30/25
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spectacular rehab sandwich
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
supple haunting school
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Ultramarine Bawdyhouse Nowag
  06/30/25
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bonkers church building
  07/01/25
*bussy
Soul-stirring dilemma
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
copper excitant pozpig son of senegal
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Spruce Dopamine
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
bearded milky international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
fuck
supple haunting school
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Spruce Dopamine
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
bipolar psychic kitchen
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
supple haunting school
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Exciting Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  06/30/25
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Swollen parlor coffee pot
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
vibrant claret pit cuck
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Adventurous native
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
dashing idiotic corner
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Adventurous native
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
spectacular rehab sandwich
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Adventurous native
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Magical Stirring Theater Stage Really Tough Guy
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
honey-headed giraffe legend
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Mischievous Stead Faggotry
  06/30/25
tcr
spectacular rehab sandwich
  07/01/25
just jump
jet university
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  06/30/25
...
free-loading pearl friendly grandma set
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
brilliant racy hell wrinkle
  06/30/25
wow
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
high-end site
  06/30/25
JFC man
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Lavender fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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jet university
  06/30/25
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supple haunting school
  06/30/25
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sable travel guidebook gaping
  06/30/25
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Dead vengeful lodge place of business
  06/30/25
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Thirsty Personal Credit Line Space
  06/30/25
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honey-headed giraffe legend
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Mischievous Stead Faggotry
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
vibrant claret pit cuck
  06/30/25
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Kink-friendly diverse azn ladyboy
  07/01/25
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bonkers church building
  07/01/25
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Odious disgusting jap
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
out-of-control lascivious location police squad
  07/01/25
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chocolate mewling house trust fund
  07/01/25
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violet alcoholic whorehouse deer antler
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
twinkling arrogant resort multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
bro
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  06/30/25
...
Mischievous Stead Faggotry
  06/30/25
lol
spectacular rehab sandwich
  07/01/25
...
Shivering weed whacker alpha
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
olive garrison idea he suggested
  06/30/25
jfc
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
cordovan pungent meetinghouse people who are hurt
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Dead vengeful lodge place of business
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Thirsty Personal Credit Line Space
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
spectacular rehab sandwich
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
olive garrison idea he suggested
  07/01/25
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dashing idiotic corner
  07/01/25
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Thirsty Personal Credit Line Space
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
chocolate mewling house trust fund
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Wonderful Spot
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Exciting Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
supple haunting school
  06/30/25
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flushed indecent degenerate locus
  07/01/25
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electric headpube shrine
  07/01/25
lol
spectacular rehab sandwich
  07/01/25
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jet university
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
180 irate principal's office masturbator
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Indigo fantasy-prone sex offender
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
provocative shaky love of her life
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
self-centered black woman quadroon
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Overrated range
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
electric headpube shrine
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Bistre electric furnace
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
spectacular rehab sandwich
  07/01/25
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flushed indecent degenerate locus
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
bonkers church building
  07/01/25
😟
khaki talented candlestick maker
  07/01/25
...
avocado low-t business firm toaster
  07/01/25
holy shit
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
electric headpube shrine
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
vermilion party of the first part marketing idea
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
chocolate mewling house trust fund
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
copper excitant pozpig son of senegal
  07/01/25
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flushed indecent degenerate locus
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
chocolate mewling house trust fund
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
chocolate mewling house trust fund
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
brilliant racy hell wrinkle
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
copper excitant pozpig son of senegal
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
frum curious goyim
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
bonkers church building
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Zombie-like cuckold telephone
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  07/06/25
...
brilliant racy hell wrinkle
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
orange razzle becky
  07/06/25
...
Thirsty Personal Credit Line Space
  07/06/25
lol
spectacular rehab sandwich
  07/07/25
wow
flushed indecent degenerate locus
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: bipolar psychic kitchen

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Abnormal arousing chapel mad-dog skullcap

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: violet alcoholic whorehouse deer antler

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Stubborn School Cafeteria Generalized Bond

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: twinkling arrogant resort multi-billionaire

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: copper excitant pozpig son of senegal

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: White Bull Headed Trump Supporter Boltzmann

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Lavender fortuitous meteor

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: cordovan pungent meetinghouse people who are hurt

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: anal ceo public bath

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: supple haunting school

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: sable travel guidebook gaping

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Pale old irish cottage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Ultramarine Bawdyhouse Nowag

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: cordovan pungent meetinghouse people who are hurt

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Exciting Useless Brakes

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: sable travel guidebook gaping

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: spectacular rehab sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: supple haunting school

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine Bawdyhouse Nowag

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: bonkers church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dilemma

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: copper excitant pozpig son of senegal

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Spruce Dopamine

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: bearded milky international law enforcement agency

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: supple haunting school

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Spruce Dopamine

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: bipolar psychic kitchen

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: supple haunting school

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Exciting Useless Brakes

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Swollen parlor coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: vibrant claret pit cuck

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Adventurous native

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: dashing idiotic corner

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Adventurous native

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: spectacular rehab sandwich

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Adventurous native

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Magical Stirring Theater Stage Really Tough Guy

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: honey-headed giraffe legend

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Mischievous Stead Faggotry

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: spectacular rehab sandwich

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: jet university

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: free-loading pearl friendly grandma set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: brilliant racy hell wrinkle

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: high-end site

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Lavender fortuitous meteor

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: jet university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: supple haunting school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: sable travel guidebook gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Dead vengeful lodge place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Thirsty Personal Credit Line Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: honey-headed giraffe legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Mischievous Stead Faggotry

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: vibrant claret pit cuck

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Kink-friendly diverse azn ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: bonkers church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Odious disgusting jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: out-of-control lascivious location police squad

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: chocolate mewling house trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: violet alcoholic whorehouse deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: twinkling arrogant resort multi-billionaire

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Mischievous Stead Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: spectacular rehab sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Shivering weed whacker alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: olive garrison idea he suggested

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: cordovan pungent meetinghouse people who are hurt

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Dead vengeful lodge place of business

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Thirsty Personal Credit Line Space

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: spectacular rehab sandwich

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: olive garrison idea he suggested

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: dashing idiotic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Thirsty Personal Credit Line Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: chocolate mewling house trust fund

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Wonderful Spot

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Exciting Useless Brakes

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: supple haunting school

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: electric headpube shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: spectacular rehab sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: jet university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: 180 irate principal's office masturbator

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Indigo fantasy-prone sex offender

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: provocative shaky love of her life

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: self-centered black woman quadroon

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Overrated range

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: electric headpube shrine

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Bistre electric furnace

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: spectacular rehab sandwich

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: bonkers church building

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: khaki talented candlestick maker

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: avocado low-t business firm toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: electric headpube shrine

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: vermilion party of the first part marketing idea

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: chocolate mewling house trust fund

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: copper excitant pozpig son of senegal

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: chocolate mewling house trust fund

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: chocolate mewling house trust fund

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: brilliant racy hell wrinkle

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: copper excitant pozpig son of senegal

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: frum curious goyim

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: bonkers church building

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like cuckold telephone

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: brilliant racy hell wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: orange razzle becky

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Thirsty Personal Credit Line Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: spectacular rehab sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: flushed indecent degenerate locus

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)