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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
razzmatazz overrated stage regret
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
saffron swashbuckling field turdskin
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
boyish idiotic toaster
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
vigorous brunch
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Crimson Sanctuary
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Ruddy dog poop tattoo
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Olive antidepressant drug really tough guy
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
disgusting impertinent house
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Brindle old irish cottage
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
obsidian national security agency
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
metal buff resort ape
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Irradiated tanning salon
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
odious offensive sandwich
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
naked ceo persian
  06/30/25
cr
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Brindle old irish cottage
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Apoplectic Bisexual Box Office
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Irradiated tanning salon
  06/30/25
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Vermilion deep stag film
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
metal buff resort ape
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
naked ceo persian
  06/30/25
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pea-brained very tactful chapel tank
  07/01/25
*bussy
maize telephone
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Ruddy dog poop tattoo
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
tantric hairy legs
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
frum mediation
  06/30/25
fuck
metal buff resort ape
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
tantric hairy legs
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
razzmatazz overrated stage regret
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
metal buff resort ape
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Apoplectic Bisexual Box Office
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
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Salmon comical lay pozpig
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
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  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
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  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
indecent azure prole azn
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
frisky kink-friendly liquid oxygen piazza
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Vermilion deep stag film
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
frisky kink-friendly liquid oxygen piazza
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Maniacal crystalline deer antler meetinghouse
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
hairraiser psychic
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
chartreuse trip space boltzmann
  06/30/25
tcr
Vermilion deep stag film
  07/01/25
just jump
hairless lake chad shrine
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
...
Smoky zombie-like weed whacker
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Red Native Therapy
  06/30/25
wow
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
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  06/30/25
JFC man
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
sealclubber?
chartreuse trip space boltzmann
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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ivory orchestra pit
  07/01/25
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boyish idiotic toaster
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Crimson Sanctuary
  06/30/25
bro
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
...
chartreuse trip space boltzmann
  06/30/25
lol
Vermilion deep stag film
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
gold boiling water french chef
  06/30/25
jfc
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Brindle old irish cottage
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
aphrodisiac mentally impaired background story
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Sexy Point Stain
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Vermilion deep stag film
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
gold boiling water french chef
  07/01/25
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indecent azure prole azn
  07/01/25
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Sexy Point Stain
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
ivory orchestra pit
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Navy laughsome step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Apoplectic Bisexual Box Office
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
metal buff resort ape
  06/30/25
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Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  07/01/25
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Aromatic office candlestick maker
  07/01/25
lol
Vermilion deep stag film
  07/01/25
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hairless lake chad shrine
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
razzle well-lubricated hall
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Embarrassed To The Bone Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Avocado parlor party of the first part
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
concupiscible hot lodge roast beef
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Diverse Big-titted Pit
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Aromatic office candlestick maker
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Amethyst main people church building
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Vermilion deep stag film
  07/01/25
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Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
pea-brained very tactful chapel tank
  07/01/25
😟
Cocky bespoke striped hyena locale
  07/01/25
...
Jade shitlib
  07/01/25
holy shit
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Aromatic office candlestick maker
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Mildly autistic at-the-ready international law enforcement agency location
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
ivory orchestra pit
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Ruddy dog poop tattoo
  07/01/25
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Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
ivory orchestra pit
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
ivory orchestra pit
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Red Native Therapy
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Ruddy dog poop tattoo
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Big Brilliant State Yarmulke
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
pea-brained very tactful chapel tank
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
charismatic property athletic conference
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  07/06/25
...
Red Native Therapy
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Magenta beady-eyed ticket booth
  07/06/25
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Sexy Point Stain
  07/06/25
lol
Vermilion deep stag film
  07/07/25
wow
Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz overrated stage regret

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: saffron swashbuckling field turdskin

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: boyish idiotic toaster

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: vigorous brunch

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Crimson Sanctuary

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Ruddy dog poop tattoo

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Olive antidepressant drug really tough guy

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: disgusting impertinent house

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Brindle old irish cottage

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: obsidian national security agency

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: metal buff resort ape

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Irradiated tanning salon

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: odious offensive sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: naked ceo persian

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Brindle old irish cottage

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic Bisexual Box Office

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Irradiated tanning salon

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Vermilion deep stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: metal buff resort ape

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: naked ceo persian

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: pea-brained very tactful chapel tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: maize telephone

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Ruddy dog poop tattoo

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: tantric hairy legs

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: frum mediation

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: metal buff resort ape

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: tantric hairy legs

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz overrated stage regret

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: metal buff resort ape

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Apoplectic Bisexual Box Office

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Salmon comical lay pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: free-loading glassy headpube principal's office

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: frisky kink-friendly liquid oxygen piazza

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: indecent azure prole azn

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: frisky kink-friendly liquid oxygen piazza

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Vermilion deep stag film

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: frisky kink-friendly liquid oxygen piazza

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Maniacal crystalline deer antler meetinghouse

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: hairraiser psychic

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: chartreuse trip space boltzmann

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Vermilion deep stag film

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: hairless lake chad shrine

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Smoky zombie-like weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Red Native Therapy

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: sepia confused casino

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: disgusting impertinent house

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: hairless lake chad shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: metal buff resort ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Irradiated tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mentally impaired background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Sexy Point Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: hairraiser psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: chartreuse trip space boltzmann

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: free-loading glassy headpube principal's office

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Wonderful Bat-shit-crazy Laser Beams Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: pea-brained very tactful chapel tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: iridescent locus wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: excitant whorehouse

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: ivory orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: boyish idiotic toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Crimson Sanctuary

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: chartreuse trip space boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Vermilion deep stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Mint School Cafeteria Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: gold boiling water french chef

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Brindle old irish cottage

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mentally impaired background story

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Sexy Point Stain

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Vermilion deep stag film

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: gold boiling water french chef

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: indecent azure prole azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Sexy Point Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: ivory orchestra pit

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Navy laughsome step-uncle's house

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Apoplectic Bisexual Box Office

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: metal buff resort ape

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Aromatic office candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Vermilion deep stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: hairless lake chad shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: razzle well-lubricated hall

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Twinkling Uncleanness

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Avocado parlor party of the first part

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: concupiscible hot lodge roast beef

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Diverse Big-titted Pit

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Aromatic office candlestick maker

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Amethyst main people church building

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Vermilion deep stag film

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: pea-brained very tactful chapel tank

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cocky bespoke striped hyena locale

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Jade shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Aromatic office candlestick maker

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Mildly autistic at-the-ready international law enforcement agency location

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: ivory orchestra pit

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Ruddy dog poop tattoo

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: ivory orchestra pit

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: ivory orchestra pit

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Red Native Therapy

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Ruddy dog poop tattoo

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Big Brilliant State Yarmulke

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: pea-brained very tactful chapel tank

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: charismatic property athletic conference

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Red Native Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Magenta beady-eyed ticket booth

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Sexy Point Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Vermilion deep stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Disturbing Floppy Mad Cow Disease

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)