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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: motley painfully honest chapel ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Elite rehab "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: swollen vivacious ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: aphrodisiac twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Elite rehab LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: federal insane abode jewess "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Elite rehab 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: brindle tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Elite rehab !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Elite rehab LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: federal insane abode jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Elite rehab !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: burgundy fear-inspiring son of senegal house I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Elite rehab This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: burgundy fear-inspiring son of senegal house our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Elite rehab Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Chocolate market reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: puce exhilarant pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: mischievous mother aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Elite rehab Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: fragrant hall stain Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Elite rehab 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: supple ladyboy Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Elite rehab ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: appetizing meetinghouse quadroon Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: fragrant hall stain Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: snowy up-to-no-good step-uncle's house It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Elite rehab This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Elite rehab As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: swollen vivacious ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Lascivious brunch [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Elite rehab 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: snowy up-to-no-good step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: snowy up-to-no-good step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: free-loading theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Startled senate dog poop *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Elite rehab Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Startled senate dog poop *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Elite rehab On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Startled senate dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Elite rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Elite rehab I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Startled senate dog poop o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Elite rehab <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49639794) |