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POLL: what's your wife's body count?
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Floppy parlour i'm doing research (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947280) |
Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Thriller indian lodge elastic band 1 handful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947281) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: provocative hairless parlor 1 guy before me. whore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947282) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Floppy parlour 180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but according to my mistress my wife lied to me.
LMK if you want me to explain. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Drab excitant market karate it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept with one person after marrying you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947290) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Floppy parlour go away you indian turd bastard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947296) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Drab excitant market karate if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would you think you can keep me out of a thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947301) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Floppy parlour (smelly assnigger nonwhite) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947302) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Drab excitant market karate you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky chocobar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947307) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: snowy internet-worthy piazza alpha wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947283) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Drab excitant market karate i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947285) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: provocative hairless parlor 30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947400) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Drab excitant market karate mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't care about body count unless it's indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947428) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:16 AM Author: Narrow-minded brethren foreskin lol sure it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48950232) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump triple digits is prima facie indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992770) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: Kenneth Play ? for a 43 yo man it's 4 per year since the age of 18 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993508) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: vengeful infuriating marketing idea men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use that term.
i hear olds like me using zoomer porn slang like "glazing" and "body count" and "gaped" and it all needs to stop
youngs should be pressured by people who actually have money to stop talking pornographically |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Floppy parlour body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped.
glazed is new so i will give you that. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: vengeful infuriating marketing idea fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about sex
i hear people saying glazed and gaped as metaphors all the time. wtf. this isnt a pornhub comment section, faggot, this is IRL. Have some dignity |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:03 PM Author: Floppy parlour i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs, so glazed sounds normal to me now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947310) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: demanding at-the-ready useless brakes monthly nut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947304) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: vigorous overrated center stain while I watched? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947297) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Brindle cocky library jewess Are you talking shit or actual LS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947648) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:44 PM Author: Restless Penis Syndrome Lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993596) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: hairraiser apoplectic personal credit line Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947389) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: crawly irradiated base sandwich I’ve lost track since the wedding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48947434) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Ass Sunstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48986000) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:06 AM Author: Floppy parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48950150) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:44 AM Author: zombie-like plaza She lost count but somewhere over 500
She’s not very sexual anymore tho |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:02 AM Author: azure stage liquid oxygen amazing poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48950213) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:05 AM Author: Floppy parlour i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i kill her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48950215) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:10 AM Author: Narrow-minded brethren foreskin 1 including me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48950220) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:42 AM Author: Drunken temple she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48950265) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Floppy parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48953547) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:14 PM Author: Geriatric Razzmatazz Trailer Park Giraffe I dunno (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48953549) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:19 PM Author: bonkers cracking corner legend 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48953564) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) update, i had an absolute mental meltdown that had its genesis in this question, and it turns out my wife did, in fact, only sleep with two guys before me.
also, i'm back on antidepressants! |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: blow off some steam she lied because she knows you’re a gay jewish psycho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48985948) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) no she didn't.
you are really a sad and pathetic person. much like i was when i was an active addict. |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: blow off some steam You’re still a drug addicted kike fag. Your children will laugh when you inevitably kill yourself, and they’ll give your whore wife a high five for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48986038) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: rape laserdisc (gunneratttt) even in that bleak scenario he still would have had a wife and children whereas you will always be a NEET incel lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992721) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) i'm high on various class A narcotics rn and getting sucked by a tranny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992734) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: Earth Is My Jewish Canvas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992829) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: blow off some steam You’re a loser and so is this kike
Lmao @ having gay kids w some nigger fucking jew whore |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) woah look out guys, he said nigger! and then jew and kike. wild man alert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992757) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: blow off some steam You’re a jew and you get fucked by men
lol @ you, faggot |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) oh man, what will this guy say next! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992768) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: blow off some steam “Hey guyth is thith punk rock?”
*gets buttfucked by a nigger*
What a cool kike! |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) how much do the truckers pay you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992783) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: blow off some steam kike faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992794) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: rape laserdisc (gunneratttt) excuse me he's one of ARE top antisemites and all the people he's been fucked by were identifying as women at the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992769) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) isn't bp confirmed to have sucked dicks for money at new england truck stops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992781) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: blow off some steam “I do it for free!”
-Zurich, proud Jewish “man” |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) (totally not jewish but bragging that HE got paid for dicksucks whereas i did it for nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992798) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: blow off some steam You’re spiraling
and jewish
shameful |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992812) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: rape laserdisc (gunneratttt) you're spiraling dude. boner police (chill fratty hinged tuft chad) said so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992819) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:14 PM Author: blow off some steam simp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992854) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Dunedain cowboy (πΎπ£) 0 before me, 1 since marriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48986037) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) what's yours?
my wife and i both had only two before we met each other. i ruined that when i went off the rails a few years ago. i hate myself for that. |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Dunedain cowboy (πΎπ£) around 15, she knew a few of them before we married and they still keep in touch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992642) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:10 PM Author: male infertility tp I’m assuming a lot because she always goes to South America for a month and stays at hostels (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992677) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: ''"'"''"''''"""''' 7 before me. I got her at age 21. 5 of the 7 were when she was 15-16. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992683) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: gibberish (?) How many after? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992686) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: ''"'"''"''''"""''' zero so far, but I’m doing my best to make it an integer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992727) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 PM Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo Did she have a busy sophomore year? Getting passed around by cool juniors and seniors? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993765) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband Ex-wife was somewhere in the 60-70 range. As part of the 4th Step in AA you have to make a list, and I accidentally saw hers and was like wtf. Had plenty entries like “airline pilot in Denver” and stuff, lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992718) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992725) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Faggottini (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992732) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: TSINAH eating Jimmy John's in a gay bar 180 if true. 180 if flame. Well done, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992772) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband True. A bit of a surprise because when we started dating she has clearly said it was “under 50.” I felt a bit deceived later, NGL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993038) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:07 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993489) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: Fyre festival founder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992821) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: internet g0y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992831) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Restless Penis Syndrome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993604) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa My 4th step is sitting in the garage. My birdbrain wife has never bothered reading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993789) |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:22 AM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband That’s best. I didn’t seek it out, just stumbled across it in an untitled notebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993956) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: tarrifs No idea. I hope it's a ton (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992729) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Faggottini (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992733) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Drunk Shrimp Including me, zero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992784) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: TSINAH eating Jimmy John's in a gay bar I'm virtually certain I am the only one. She was religious and wanted to save herself for marriage. And she had only one serious boyfriend before me, and I know the fact that she refused to fuck him was a point of contention in their relationship. And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so, so I would assume she would tell me if she did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992789) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump "And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so"
Strange "marriage" you've got there |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: Leo Frank's Orphanage (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993504) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo Yeah, how did that come about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993770) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: space kike 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992804) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump this girl I was fucking and really liked told me her number was around 75 and it left me sort of in shock. I kept dating and fucking her for a while after that, but I couldn't take her seriously as a marriage prospect anymore so I always had one foot out the door.
current wife has 3 before me.
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Faggottini THat's insane, it's good you found another girl who loves wrestling, horror movies and video games (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992822) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump she loves horror movies, used to occasionally go to or watch a wrestling event but isn't really a fan, and basically the same for video games. she used to play story-based games like Detroit Become Human and Dark Pictures Anthology with me but hasn't since we've had kids. she is too tired and doesn't have time. She is still very fuckable despite being 40 and having produced 2 children so it's fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992860) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:05 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) that's disgusting, wtf. shocked she admitted to that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992839) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: Earth Is My Jewish Canvas lots of cope and delusion itt lmaoooooo
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Faggottini My roastie isn't like the others, she only fucked 1-2 guys before she chose me, I have the Best Life Ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992874) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:30 PM Author: Earth Is My Jewish Canvas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48992894) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993551) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::, 1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993265) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: we have such sights to show you doing research for a research boner tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2...id.#48993598) |