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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
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  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
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  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Swashbuckling box office boiling water
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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His moniker?
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49963546)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling box office boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: snowy internet-worthy dilemma

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Henna Garrison Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Heady insecure newt spot

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: cream excitant dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Dashing milky travel guidebook ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Big haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: vengeful psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Gold Range Foreskin

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: doobsian rose lodge

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: cream excitant dog poop

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Green Cerebral Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: cream excitant dog poop

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Henna Garrison Cuckoldry

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: cream excitant dog poop

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Vigorous ivory gay wizard

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac voyeur

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Frum Locus Police Squad

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Big haunted graveyard

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Gold Range Foreskin

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: aromatic maniacal volcanic crater messiness

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Big haunted graveyard

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: doobsian rose lodge

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: snowy internet-worthy dilemma

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Maroon idea he suggested athletic conference

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: fantasy-prone giraffe fat ankles

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Henna Garrison Cuckoldry

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: wonderful cyan crotch rehab

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: gay boyish boltzmann

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: drab slimy therapy

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: gay boyish boltzmann

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: drab slimy therapy

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: stirring citrine wrinkle cruise ship

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: gay boyish boltzmann

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: mentally impaired copper telephone

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: snowy internet-worthy dilemma

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Maroon idea he suggested athletic conference

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: bat shit crazy principal's office candlestick maker

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy principal's office candlestick maker

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: bat shit crazy principal's office candlestick maker

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Chestnut Contagious Bawdyhouse

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: pearly orchestra pit

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: bat shit crazy principal's office candlestick maker

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nofapping floppy gas station legend

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: demanding death wish gaping

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Emerald Mediation

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic Racy Fanboi

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Gold Range Foreskin

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Henna Garrison Cuckoldry

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Hairraiser organic girlfriend area

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899877)