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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Mint Trip Faggotry Legend
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
cocky frum station
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
cocky frum station
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
cocky frum station
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
cocky frum station
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
cocky frum station
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
cocky frum station
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Mint Trip Faggotry Legend
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Mint Trip Faggotry Legend
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
zippy deep clown
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Mint Trip Faggotry Legend
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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chest-beating nursing home turdskin
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Disco Fries
Mewling navy dog poop office
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
mildly autistic ticket booth queen of the night
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Beady-eyed Filthy Famous Landscape Painting Dopamine
  05/22/26
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curious slap-happy gas station rigpig
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Beady-eyed Filthy Famous Landscape Painting Dopamine
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
At-the-ready Personal Credit Line
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Beady-eyed Filthy Famous Landscape Painting Dopamine
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
galvanic faggot firefighter pisswyrm
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Mint Trip Faggotry Legend
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Histrionic crackhouse
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Splenetic nibblets
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Hairless Church
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Mint Trip Faggotry Legend
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Mewling navy dog poop office
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Milky fat ankles
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Mint Trip Faggotry Legend
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Hairless Church
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
mildly autistic ticket booth queen of the night
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
zippy deep clown
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Mint Trip Faggotry Legend
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
self-absorbed sneaky criminal principal's office
  05/23/26
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Mint Trip Faggotry Legend
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Mint Trip Faggotry Legend
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Racy greedy whorehouse
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
hyperventilating ruddy milk chapel
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Shivering pearly meetinghouse
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
jet-lagged cowardly space
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Shivering pearly meetinghouse
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Amazing 🐶
jet-lagged cowardly space
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Chestnut university
  05/22/26
Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Shivering pearly meetinghouse
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Mint Trip Faggotry Legend
  05/22/26
lol
zippy deep clown
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
self-absorbed sneaky criminal principal's office
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Motley reading party
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Mint Trip Faggotry Legend
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Motley reading party
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Mint Trip Faggotry Legend
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Mint Trip Faggotry Legend
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Mint Trip Faggotry Legend
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
Mint Trip Faggotry Legend
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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Mewling navy dog poop office
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: cocky frum station

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: cocky frum station

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: cocky frum station

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: cocky frum station

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: cocky frum station

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: cocky frum station

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: cocky frum station

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: cocky frum station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49929657)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: cocky frum station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: cocky frum station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: cocky frum station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: cocky frum station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: cocky frum station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: cocky frum station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: cocky frum station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: cocky frum station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: zippy deep clown

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: At-the-ready Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Shaky antidepressant drug

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Filthy Famous Landscape Painting Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Floppy blue sex offender senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Hairless Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: chest-beating nursing home turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Mewling navy dog poop office

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: mildly autistic ticket booth queen of the night

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Filthy Famous Landscape Painting Dopamine

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: curious slap-happy gas station rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Filthy Famous Landscape Painting Dopamine

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: At-the-ready Personal Credit Line

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Filthy Famous Landscape Painting Dopamine

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: galvanic faggot firefighter pisswyrm

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Histrionic crackhouse

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Splenetic nibblets

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Hairless Church

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Mewling navy dog poop office

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Milky fat ankles

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Hairless Church

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: mildly autistic ticket booth queen of the night

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: zippy deep clown

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: self-absorbed sneaky criminal principal's office

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Racy greedy whorehouse

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: At-the-ready Personal Credit Line

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating ruddy milk chapel

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Shivering pearly meetinghouse

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: jet-lagged cowardly space

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Shivering pearly meetinghouse

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: jet-lagged cowardly space

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Chestnut university

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Shivering pearly meetinghouse

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: clear telephone

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: zippy deep clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: self-absorbed sneaky criminal principal's office

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Motley reading party

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Motley reading party

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Motley reading party

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Mauve forum

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring step-uncle's house messiness

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Motley reading party

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: internet-worthy slimy locus skinny woman

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: razzle lavender mental disorder

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Mint Trip Faggotry Legend

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Mewling navy dog poop office

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: At-the-ready Personal Credit Line

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Vengeful round eye temple

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899877)