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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp

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Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke
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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the sile...
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kin...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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  08/02/21
This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke
  08/03/21
our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
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As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, p...
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  10/26/25
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  10/26/25
o it's clear brother.
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: provocative roommate

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal hairless legal warrant



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: ungodly rigor site

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Mustard stage turdskin

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Mustard stage turdskin



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: laughsome flesh dingle berry

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: laughsome flesh dingle berry

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: smoky seedy casino sneaky criminal



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: disturbing fat ankles background story



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Twinkling field

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: frisky startled fanboi

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: duck-like foreskin

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: appetizing patrolman

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: frisky startled fanboi

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Spectacular anal faggot firefighter state

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal hairless legal warrant



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: shimmering base

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Spectacular anal faggot firefighter state



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Spectacular anal faggot firefighter state



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: milky adulterous wrinkle



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: translucent church building

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

Okay, I lol'd

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: translucent church building

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: translucent church building



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: translucent church building

o it's clear brother.



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed yarmulke

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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