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No love for JD Vance’s Azn Step Dad “Ken”?
| Mentally Impaired Stead Reading Party | 07/27/24 |
| sinister mad cow disease lay | 07/27/24 |
| self-absorbed sienna lodge doctorate | 07/27/24 |
| VoteRepublican | 04/07/25 |
| N904PD | 04/07/25 |
| Onyx diverse boistinker | 07/27/24 |
| Mentally Impaired Stead Reading Party | 07/27/24 |
| Onyx diverse boistinker | 07/27/24 |
| Drunken Lascivious Tanning Salon | 07/27/24 |
| N904PD | 04/07/25 |
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Date: July 27th, 2024 2:03 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Stead Reading Party Given the state of Mom and Matt’s relationship, I was surprised when I came home from school one day early during my sophomore year and Mom announced that she was getting married. Perhaps, I thought, things weren’t quite as bad as I expected. “I honestly thought you and Matt were going to break up,” I said. “You fight every day.” “Well,” she replied, “I’m not getting married to him.
It was a story that even I found incredible. Mom had been working as a nurse at a local dialysis center, a job she’d held for a few months. Her boss, about ten years her senior, asked her out to dinner one night. She obliged, and with her relationship in shambles, she agreed to marry him a week later. She told me on a Thursday. On Saturday we moved into Ken’s house. His home was my fourth in two years.
Ken was born in Korea but raised by an American veteran and his wife. During that first week in his house, I decided to inspect his small greenhouse and stumbled upon a relatively mature marijuana plant. I told Mom, who told Ken, and by the end of the day it had been replaced with a tomato plant. When I confronted Ken, he stammered a bit and finally said, “It’s for medicinal purposes, don’t worry about it.”
Ken’s three children—a young girl and two boys about the same age I was—found the new arrangement as strange as I did. The oldest boy fought constantly with Mom, which—thanks to the Appalachian honor code—meant that he fought constantly with me. Shortly before I went to bed one night, I came downstairs just as he called her a bitch. No self-respecting hillbilly could stand idly by, so I made it abundantly clear that I meant to beat my new stepbrother to within an inch of his life. So unquenchable was my appetite for violence that night that Mom and Ken decided that my new stepbrother and I should be separated. I wasn’t even particularly angry. |
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Date: July 27th, 2024 2:06 PM Author: sinister mad cow disease lay half Korean step brother Appalachian honor code tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565361&forum_id=2...id.#47899517) |
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Date: July 27th, 2024 2:56 PM Author: self-absorbed sienna lodge doctorate When I confronted Ken, he stammered a bit and finally said, “It’s for medicinal purposes, don’t worry about it.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565361&forum_id=2...id.#47899645) |
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Date: April 7th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?) is this fictional? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565361&forum_id=2...id.#48826033) |
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Date: April 7th, 2025 9:31 PM Author: N904PD Unlike lib pumos I only poast TRUE AND CORRECT excerpts of Hillbilly Elegy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565361&forum_id=2...id.#48826125) |
Date: July 27th, 2024 2:06 PM Author: Onyx diverse boistinker wtf? i read Hillbilly Elegy, and i literally don't even remember this. i think it was overshadowed in my mind by all the 'Mamaw' insanity. tbf, i actually only listened to the audiobook on a cross country trip with ex-Gf (at her insistence), so i was kind of zoned out at times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565361&forum_id=2...id.#47899518) |
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Date: July 27th, 2024 2:08 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Stead Reading Party In the next chapter his mom demands piss for a drug test and he refuses. He then moves in with mamaw. His actually mom leaves Ken shortly thereafter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565361&forum_id=2...id.#47899521) |
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Date: July 27th, 2024 2:12 PM Author: Onyx diverse boistinker ok, i remember that part, and the Payday Loan infomercial. i also do remember him mentioning more than once that he had anger/violence issues, as above. at one point, he ran down another driver in traffic after being cut off and 'Usha' was like, 'omg, wtf? you insane hillbilly, you can't just attack people in the street, the fuck's wrong with you???'
i should probably re-read. |
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Date: July 27th, 2024 2:24 PM Author: Drunken Lascivious Tanning Salon the chapter discussing Ken’s tiny peepee was devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565361&forum_id=2...id.#47899568) |
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Date: April 7th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: N904PD Ken didn’t get a White House invite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565361&forum_id=2...id.#48826024) |