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I caught Chad having sex with fem co-worker in grocery store bathroom (evan39)
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| evan39 | 01/14/25 |
| Autism speaks | 01/14/25 |
| VoteRepublican | 01/14/25 |
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| evan39 | 01/14/25 |
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Date: January 13th, 2025 10:16 PM Author: """'""""'' ok evan39 complete this thread, tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&forum_id=2...id.#48550817) |
Date: January 14th, 2025 1:56 AM Author: """'""""'' bump
evan39 it's time to stop poasting about homeless people and get to work ITT |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:08 AM Author: evan39 We were a few minutes away from closing, and after counting down the last register I made my way to the back to start the nightly checklist. Registers, done. Deposits, done. Bathrooms...did I check the bathrooms? After wishing the last customer a good night, I walked to the unisex bathroom to make sure nobody was hiding back there. We heard about a robbery a few years back where some nigger hid in the bathroom until closing and then held the night manager up with what turned out to be a very realistic-looking water pistol.
I heard something strange as I approached, and briefly glanced into the tiny breakroom to see what was happening. "Melissa, are you back here?" I said. Melissa was a twenty-something trans freak who we hired a few months ago; "they" were pretty quiet, and I didn't think much of "them" during a typical shift.
Anyway, I left the breakroom and approached the nearby bathroom only to hear a rhythmic slapping echoing against the cheap plastic walls. What was that? I opened the door and almost collapsed. It was Chad, the handsome customer I had admired for weeks, balls deep in Melissa's asshole. A frothy mixture of lube and shit ran down Melissa's legs, and a string of precum dribbled from her cock. "What the fuck is going on back here?" I yelled as Chad ran out the door, struggling to put his pants back on. Melissa also fled, her gaping hole snapping shut despite the recent pounding.
I stood alone in the store, looking at the brown puddle on the floor and contemplating my stupid life choices. I couldn't even get Chad's number, and here he was pounding this ugly weirdo. I drove home as quickly as I could, eager to tell the board of what had happened.
p.s. A few weeks later I received a subpoena from Melissa's attorney: "they" are suing for gender discrimination and wrongful termination. I could lose my job over this. |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:10 AM Author: Autism speaks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&forum_id=2...id.#48551454) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:10 AM Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?) 918239123 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&forum_id=2...id.#48551455) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:10 AM Author: """'""""'' trans addition was a pleasant surprise, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&forum_id=2...id.#48551456) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:14 PM Author: donal tron Another literary triumph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&forum_id=2...id.#48554052) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:17 PM Author: peeface you yelled at them instead of just sticking your finger in chad's asshole. this is why you lose.
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&forum_id=2...id.#48554047) |