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Hypo: $10M, but yr 1st-born goes to college at Jackson State U English

Hypo: $10M, but yr 1st-born goes to college at Jackson State...
Robert Habeck ist ein Pimmel
  02/20/25
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Robert Habeck ist ein Pimmel
  02/20/25
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Robert Habeck ist ein Pimmel
  02/21/25
absolutely, these people will do less damage than the avg iv...
ceci n'est pas un avocat
  02/21/25
How can they graduate with 120 English credits?
Eternal Disembodied Solitude
  02/21/25
don't fight the hypo
Robert Habeck ist ein Pimmel
  02/23/25
Something tells me it’s not much better in other depar...
How to derive aut from ism
  02/23/25
how is the dept chair an associate prof? i assume this schoo...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  02/23/25
hypo says nothing about living on campus or even attending o...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  02/23/25


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Date: February 20th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Robert Habeck ist ein Pimmel (✅🍑)

Hypo: $10M, but yr 1st-born goes to college at Jackson State U English

Your first-born gets an autoadmit at Jackson State U. He or she must accept and must complete the degree with *ALL* credits taken in the Department Of English. This is the the faculty of that department who will be responsible for your child’s *entire* undergraduate university education:

https://www.jsums.edu/english/personnel/

https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/shanna-l-smith/

https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/rashell-smith-spears/

https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/helen-j-crump/

https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/tomaz-cunningham/

https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/doris-o-ginn/

https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/monica-l-granderson/

https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/preselfannie-mcdaniels/

https://www.jsums.edu/english/craig-a-meyer/

https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/laura-l-miller/

https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/kathy-root-pitts/

https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/candis-pizzetta/

https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/johnnie-robinson/

https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/sheila-salins/

https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/lawrence-sledge/

The day he or she graduates in accordance with these conditions, the sum of $10M is wired into your account. This payment is tax-free.

Your child may go on to graduate school wherever he or she wishes and gains admission, but your child may not undertake any other undergraduate study at any other university until his or her 35th birthday (in case of breach of this condition, all of your and your child’s assets are immediately seized and *100%* of all incomes are garnished until full restitution is achieved).

What do you do? What. Do. You. Do.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2...id.#48678158)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Robert Habeck ist ein Pimmel (✅🍑)



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Date: February 21st, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Robert Habeck ist ein Pimmel (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2...id.#48682239)



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Date: February 21st, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat

absolutely, these people will do less damage than the avg ivy league ug english dep't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2...id.#48682433)



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Date: February 21st, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Eternal Disembodied Solitude

How can they graduate with 120 English credits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2...id.#48682482)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 6:49 AM
Author: Robert Habeck ist ein Pimmel (✅🍑)

don't fight the hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2...id.#48686173)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 7:35 AM
Author: How to derive aut from ism

Something tells me it’s not much better in other departments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2...id.#48686191)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 7:38 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


how is the dept chair an associate prof? i assume this school has no standards, so why cant they just promote her to full prof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2...id.#48686194)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


hypo says nothing about living on campus or even attending on purpose. enroll the kid while living in ny/israel at yeshiva, let him do his bullshit degree online, and then let him go to grad school after.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2...id.#48686197)