OFFICIAL FAST FOOD RANKINGS
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:31 AM Author: slate stage
please don't bother contesting this. as the title clearly states this list is official. taking 180s and blank bumps only.
Bonchon
Five Guys
Chick-Fil-A
Popeyes
Krispy Kreme
Bojangles
Zaxby's
Whataburger
Chipotle
Shake Shack
Baja Fresh
Qdoba
In-And-Out
Del Taco
Wendy's
Moe's
Checkers/Rally's
Jack in the Box
Taco Bell
McDonalds
Panda Express
Arby's
White Castle
Sonic
Hardee's/Carl's Jr.
Dairy Queen
Jersey Mikes
Johnny Rockets
Sbarros
Salad Works
KFC
Church's
Dominos
Papa Johns
Cheeburger Cheeburger
Pizza Hut
Dunkin Donuts
Little Caesars
Tudor's Biscuit World
Jimmy John's
Burger King
Subway
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:37 AM Author: maroon black woman
Five Guys isn't fast food either
"Hey guise here's my fast food rankings!"
*first two entries aren't even fast food*
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:45 AM Author: Coiffed stag film nibblets
IN MY NOT SO HUMBLE OPINION, THESE HERE BE THE TOP TEN FAST FOOD JOINTS:
1) QUIZNOS
2) TACO BELL
3) ZAXBY'S
4) MCDONALDS
5) POTBELLY SANDWICH WORKS
6) JAMBA JUICE
7) A&W RESTAURANTS
8) SUBWAY
9) JOLLIBEE
10) ARBY'S
FIVE GUYS BURGER AND FRIES NOT IN TOP THOUSAND.
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:46 AM Author: offensive orange senate Subject: REAL LIST
Chick-Fil-A
Popeyes
In-And-Out
Raising Canes
Zaxby's
Wendy's
Panda Express
Little Caesars
Del Taco
Checkers/Rally's
Jack in the Box
Taco Bell
Arby's
Pizza Hut
White Castle
Sonic
Hardee's/Carl's Jr.
Dairy Queen
Church's
Bojangles
Baja Fresh
Tudor's Biscuit World
Dominos
Papa Johns
Whataburger
McDonalds
Burger King
Subway
KFC
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:55 AM Author: cerise partner
honest question: do you guys actually eat this stuff?
i can understand hitting up chick-fil-a or in-n-out every once in a while on a road trip or something, but what the fuck is a zaxby's? what kind of adult man is getting domino's pizza?
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Date: April 6th, 2023 11:23 AM Author: slate stage
the fact you've never gotten it outside of roadtrip conditions is exactly what i'm talking about.
dominos vs. real pizza: there is something "different" and nostalgic about shitty national fast food pizza. it's like saying "why get a big mac over a real burger?" or even "why get a burger when you can have a steak?" it's like little debbie versus homemade sweet treats. there's just something about that plastic ultra processed slop that hits different frfr.
meanwhile panda express is just a pale imitation of real chinkslop. there's not nostalgic mass market shittyness to justify getting it over real chinkslop. it's only appeal is the convenience of being premade. but then why the fuck would anyone get it delivered or order ahead and get it carryout? why would anyone ever PLAN to go there?
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:01 PM Author: Brindle school cafeteria hairy legs
Jimmy John's and Dunkin underrated.
Sbarro and Arby's overrated.
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:07 PM Author: slate stage
jimmy john's and dunkin suffer from the problem that you can get real local sandwiches or donuts for approximately the same price.
arby's has a unique sandwich. there is nothing out there like a beef and cheddar with horsey sauce. their market sandwiches like the reuben are also good.
sbarro's maybe overrated. all mass market pizza is slop. there was one in my mall i was a mall rat at growing up.
but once again i must remind you that these rankings are OFFICIAL and cannot be criticized or challenged.
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Date: April 7th, 2023 4:13 PM Author: slate stage
i've gone to nando's before!
indeed: very 180. not sure if big enough to make the list and i excluded whole chicken places (e.g. boston market) because they are somehow "different" than fast food.
but, i completely agree, very 180 and deserving of high ranking
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Date: April 6th, 2023 4:11 PM Author: Glittery Submissive Round Eye Base
Krystal is the bottom of the list. Even worse than Subway.
Jimmy Johns is better than the garbage tier pizza places.
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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:46 AM Author: Local on the 8s
*ctrl+F "biscuitville"* *0/0*
this list is absolute fraud
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