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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
impertinent market
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Stirring Chocolate Jewess
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
idiotic background story hell
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Odious hairy legs
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
crimson thriller mental disorder church building
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
indecent azure senate weed whacker
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
curious internal respiration
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Aquamarine Supple Shitlib
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Cocky Fighting Ticket Booth Boiling Water
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
violent crystalline puppy
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
thirsty vigorous corner stock car
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Chrome mood
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Chest-beating learning disabled toilet seat roommate
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
heady shimmering orchestra pit elastic band
  06/30/25
cr
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Cocky Fighting Ticket Booth Boiling Water
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Mauve mediation messiness
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Chrome mood
  06/30/25
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coral sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
thirsty vigorous corner stock car
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
heady shimmering orchestra pit elastic band
  06/30/25
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Bat Shit Crazy Chestnut Pistol
  07/01/25
*bussy
galvanic high-end french chef state
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
indecent azure senate weed whacker
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
slate fiercely-loyal tattoo
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
razzle-dazzle cobalt hospital
  06/30/25
fuck
thirsty vigorous corner stock car
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
slate fiercely-loyal tattoo
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
impertinent market
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
thirsty vigorous corner stock car
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Mauve mediation messiness
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  06/30/25
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Swashbuckling azn
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
transparent trailer park
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
up-to-no-good disrespectful feces casino
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
comical olive stage
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
up-to-no-good disrespectful feces casino
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
coral sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
up-to-no-good disrespectful feces casino
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
purple partner clown
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
burgundy mildly autistic philosopher-king ratface
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
titillating green trust fund
  06/30/25
tcr
coral sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
just jump
cerebral rebellious sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  06/30/25
...
Concupiscible Lake Hall Candlestick Maker
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Puce hairraiser native fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
wow
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Boyish school cafeteria
  06/30/25
JFC man
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Aquamarine Supple Shitlib
  06/30/25
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cerebral rebellious sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
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thirsty vigorous corner stock car
  06/30/25
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Chrome mood
  06/30/25
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Excitant garnet brethren
  06/30/25
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180 narrow-minded nibblets lodge
  06/30/25
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burgundy mildly autistic philosopher-king ratface
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
titillating green trust fund
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
transparent trailer park
  06/30/25
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Useless adventurous address genital piercing
  07/01/25
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Bat Shit Crazy Chestnut Pistol
  07/01/25
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Fragrant Orchid Wrinkle Set
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
free-loading temple indirect expression
  07/01/25
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alcoholic milk cruise ship
  07/01/25
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idiotic background story hell
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
crimson thriller mental disorder church building
  06/30/25
bro
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  06/30/25
...
titillating green trust fund
  06/30/25
lol
coral sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
...
Vermilion wagecucks box office
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
histrionic sandwich
  06/30/25
jfc
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Cocky Fighting Ticket Booth Boiling Water
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Excitant garnet brethren
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
180 narrow-minded nibblets lodge
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
coral sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
histrionic sandwich
  07/01/25
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comical olive stage
  07/01/25
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180 narrow-minded nibblets lodge
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
alcoholic milk cruise ship
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Violet church
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Mauve mediation messiness
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
thirsty vigorous corner stock car
  06/30/25
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Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  07/01/25
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shaky crusty nursing home stain
  07/01/25
lol
coral sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
...
cerebral rebellious sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Grizzly slippery stage
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
pink lettuce
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Magenta rehab legend
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Buff well-lubricated business firm sex offender
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Mind-boggling Bawdyhouse Really Tough Guy
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
shaky crusty nursing home stain
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Vivacious famous landscape painting garrison
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
coral sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
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Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Bat Shit Crazy Chestnut Pistol
  07/01/25
😟
harsh idiot parlour
  07/01/25
...
Copper fat ankles
  07/01/25
holy shit
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
shaky crusty nursing home stain
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Doobsian pocket flask hunting ground
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
alcoholic milk cruise ship
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
indecent azure senate weed whacker
  07/01/25
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Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
alcoholic milk cruise ship
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
alcoholic milk cruise ship
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Puce hairraiser native fortuitous meteor
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
indecent azure senate weed whacker
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Very tactful know-it-all brunch
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Bat Shit Crazy Chestnut Pistol
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Arrogant glittery deer antler travel guidebook
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  07/06/25
...
Puce hairraiser native fortuitous meteor
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
red heaven
  07/06/25
...
180 narrow-minded nibblets lodge
  07/06/25
lol
coral sneaky criminal
  07/07/25
wow
Pearly Zippy Prole Spot
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: impertinent market

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Stirring Chocolate Jewess

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: idiotic background story hell

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Odious hairy legs

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: crimson thriller mental disorder church building

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: indecent azure senate weed whacker

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: curious internal respiration

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine Supple Shitlib

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Cocky Fighting Ticket Booth Boiling Water

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: violent crystalline puppy

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: thirsty vigorous corner stock car

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Chrome mood

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Chest-beating learning disabled toilet seat roommate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: heady shimmering orchestra pit elastic band

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Cocky Fighting Ticket Booth Boiling Water

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Mauve mediation messiness

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Chrome mood

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: coral sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: thirsty vigorous corner stock car

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: heady shimmering orchestra pit elastic band

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Chestnut Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: galvanic high-end french chef state

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: indecent azure senate weed whacker

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: slate fiercely-loyal tattoo

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt hospital

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: thirsty vigorous corner stock car

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: slate fiercely-loyal tattoo

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: impertinent market

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: thirsty vigorous corner stock car

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Mauve mediation messiness

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Swashbuckling azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: transparent trailer park

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: up-to-no-good disrespectful feces casino

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: comical olive stage

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good disrespectful feces casino

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: coral sneaky criminal

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: up-to-no-good disrespectful feces casino

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: purple partner clown

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: burgundy mildly autistic philosopher-king ratface

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: titillating green trust fund

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: coral sneaky criminal

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: cerebral rebellious sweet tailpipe

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible Lake Hall Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Puce hairraiser native fortuitous meteor

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Boyish school cafeteria

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aquamarine Supple Shitlib

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cerebral rebellious sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: thirsty vigorous corner stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Chrome mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Excitant garnet brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: 180 narrow-minded nibblets lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: burgundy mildly autistic philosopher-king ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: titillating green trust fund

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: transparent trailer park

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Useless adventurous address genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Chestnut Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Fragrant Orchid Wrinkle Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: free-loading temple indirect expression

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: alcoholic milk cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: idiotic background story hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: crimson thriller mental disorder church building

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: titillating green trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: coral sneaky criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Vermilion wagecucks box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: histrionic sandwich

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Cocky Fighting Ticket Booth Boiling Water

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Excitant garnet brethren

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: 180 narrow-minded nibblets lodge

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: coral sneaky criminal

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: histrionic sandwich

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: comical olive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: 180 narrow-minded nibblets lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: alcoholic milk cruise ship

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Violet church

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Mauve mediation messiness

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: thirsty vigorous corner stock car

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: shaky crusty nursing home stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: coral sneaky criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: cerebral rebellious sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Grizzly slippery stage

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: pink lettuce

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Magenta rehab legend

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Buff well-lubricated business firm sex offender

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Bawdyhouse Really Tough Guy

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: shaky crusty nursing home stain

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Vivacious famous landscape painting garrison

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: coral sneaky criminal

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Chestnut Pistol

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: harsh idiot parlour

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Copper fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: shaky crusty nursing home stain

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Doobsian pocket flask hunting ground

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: alcoholic milk cruise ship

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: indecent azure senate weed whacker

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: alcoholic milk cruise ship

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: alcoholic milk cruise ship

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Puce hairraiser native fortuitous meteor

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: indecent azure senate weed whacker

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Very tactful know-it-all brunch

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Chestnut Pistol

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Arrogant glittery deer antler travel guidebook

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Puce hairraiser native fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: red heaven

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: 180 narrow-minded nibblets lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: coral sneaky criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Pearly Zippy Prole Spot

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)