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Came to “Outback Steakhouse” for the first time tonight. LMAO

Amerikkkans choose to go out and eat this goyslop?
smoky locus ape
  04/06/26
That's international cuisine you're talking about buddy
Talented lodge rigpig
  04/07/26
do they have those in hawaii? it used to be better IMO
spectacular corn cake house
  04/06/26
I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, ...
smoky locus ape
  04/06/26
Top or bottom surgery?
Free-loading dashing area
  04/06/26
Top but still
smoky locus ape
  04/06/26
That's a crime against humanity
Free-loading dashing area
  04/06/26
Not in my opinion. In fact just today at the preop the surg...
smoky locus ape
  04/07/26
https://youtu.be/ujF8dpyk5XE
mewling trailer park
  04/07/26
I want my child's surgeon ranting about the president during...
soul-stirring maroon shrine
  04/07/26
Well I hardly had time to administer an IQ test given the ti...
smoky locus ape
  04/07/26
Would you have walked away if the gender affirmation surgeon...
soul-stirring maroon shrine
  04/07/26
Of course. I've yet to meet an intelligent Trumpmo.
smoky locus ape
  04/07/26
Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM Author: Emotionally + Physic...
Hateful university dragon
  04/12/26
This is insane and evil
Fragrant Senate
  04/12/26
did you stay by the airport or something? should've gone in...
gold sinister toilet seat goal in life
  04/06/26
Wow. Do you have some kind of remote-viewing ability?
smoky locus ape
  04/07/26
How tf did your kid grow boobs if she was juiced to the gill...
mewling trailer park
  04/07/26
The standard of care is to not start them on blockers until ...
smoky locus ape
  04/07/26
You should be in jail
mewling trailer park
  04/07/26
I will never be "jailed," I will never be "ch...
smoky locus ape
  04/07/26
"come to me you lisping faggot" said the nigger fi...
Chocolate really tough guy
  04/06/26
Even disco hasn't eaten at outback in like a decade jfc boom...
magical hunting ground hissy fit
  04/06/26
My point is that I'd never been in my life. But they have o...
smoky locus ape
  04/06/26
He got banned after passing out in the parking lot
Out-of-control pistol
  04/07/26
Blooming onion is 180
histrionic brass international law enforcement agency
  04/06/26
We got that. It sucks. Might as well just put out a bowl o...
smoky locus ape
  04/06/26
Objectively wrong
histrionic brass international law enforcement agency
  04/06/26
Proles have all moved on to Texas Roadhouse
Bonkers confused market
  04/06/26
trump's tarrif's on austrailia made it impossible for outbac...
thriller rambunctious tanning salon
  04/07/26
...
Stubborn station
  04/07/26
hey man this is triggering for a certain poa
Misanthropic henna chapel gaping
  04/06/26
Whoa. I really do not enjoy restaurants anymore. So I’...
bateful topaz office
  04/07/26
Lol, Bucca di Beppo is the goyslop of Italian food in CA. A...
smoky locus ape
  04/07/26
Yeah options by Disneyland were limited.
bateful topaz office
  04/07/26
this. any franchise / chain restaurant is pure SyscoSlop
Claret Roommate
  04/07/26
cr but the "ethnic" places have headed that same w...
purple property son of senegal
  04/07/26
I was at a conference once in the area and there are few goo...
comical theater private investor
  04/07/26
...
smoky locus ape
  04/07/26
LJL--I was on a big, extended family trip to Disney a couple...
Stubborn station
  04/07/26
it is filling the space that Ponderosa used to occupy, for p...
cyan self-absorbed sound barrier french chef
  04/07/26
Goddamn, maybe there's something to MAHA after all
smoky locus ape
  04/07/26
Use to eat at one all the time with my ex-gf in San Diego. I...
Marvelous Sienna Menage
  04/07/26
I can't believe I read all of this.
Chocolate really tough guy
  04/07/26
chilmata is a bort legend but this is not one of his best po...
mewling trailer park
  04/07/26
He’s been complete shit since the Asian Human Resource...
Copper sweet tailpipe
  04/07/26
Oh you rike a jarapenyo bager?
Marvelous Sienna Menage
  04/07/26
better than eating at outback
Marvelous Sienna Menage
  04/07/26
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cyan self-absorbed sound barrier french chef
  04/07/26
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appetizing tripping cumskin
  04/07/26
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bateful topaz office
  04/07/26
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magical hunting ground hissy fit
  04/07/26
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Vibrant Rehab
  04/07/26
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Mentally impaired flushed friendly grandma
  04/07/26
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Snowy Lay
  04/12/26
The best looking couple award is a pretty good line
Talented lodge rigpig
  04/07/26
Mike tweezes his eyebrows.
Marvelous Sienna Menage
  04/08/26
...
lake foreskin
  04/07/26
"Hey! Just kidding!"
Stubborn station
  04/07/26
...
smoky locus ape
  04/07/26
the 2nd story is one of the most autistic things i've ever r...
Sickened legend
  04/07/26
(new poaster, first day)
Stubborn station
  04/07/26
(guy who religiously reads a nearly dead law board)
Sickened legend
  04/07/26
Literally laughing, 3 minutes after having moved on, at how ...
plum bat shit crazy temple
  04/07/26
Yeah, in the middle of writing it I realized that there was ...
Marvelous Sienna Menage
  04/07/26
lol, I think you’ve told this story before
passionate ungodly home
  04/07/26
"what is this a handsome contest" great story...
geriatric chestnut clown queen of the night
  04/07/26
180 poast classic chilmata
Out-of-control pistol
  04/07/26
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soul-stirring maroon shrine
  04/07/26
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magical hunting ground hissy fit
  04/07/26
Brother don't mind the haters I am LMAOing over here
Zombie-like Multi-colored Sanctuary Ratface
  04/08/26
Find a small hibachi place and surprise your daughter with a...
orange flatulent candlestick maker library
  04/07/26
180
Fragrant Senate
  04/07/26
180 visualization
smoky locus ape
  04/07/26
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Snowy Lay
  04/12/26
I used to eat there pretty frequently with my family in the ...
Stubborn station
  04/07/26
About the only sysco goyslop I can still eat is wings. ...
plum bat shit crazy temple
  04/07/26
It has definitely gotten worse. Previously, more restaurants...
Stubborn station
  04/07/26
I worked at a chili's in the 00's, and I don't know that the...
plum bat shit crazy temple
  04/07/26
baby back ribs were always disgusting cardbord slop. and ...
purple property son of senegal
  04/07/26
Sysco supplies everyone from abuelitas taco stand to 3 star ...
Mentally impaired flushed friendly grandma
  04/07/26
lol i tried jalapeno poppers for the first time in 20 years ...
purple property son of senegal
  04/07/26
Really sad and sick stuff. Food is so fundamental to life an...
Stubborn station
  04/07/26
...
internet-worthy umber corner
  04/08/26
steaks are the worst things on the menu. everything else is ...
charismatic salmon orchestra pit milk
  04/07/26
You were supposed to go to Texas Roadhouse, my guy
swollen pink brunch indirect expression
  04/07/26
I don't think I'm going to eat at "chain restaurants&qu...
smoky locus ape
  04/07/26
chain restaurants are fine. castrating your children is not.
charismatic salmon orchestra pit milk
  04/07/26
You have said the actual truth
Fragrant Senate
  04/07/26
Now reverse those and you'll see the world from my perspecti...
smoky locus ape
  04/07/26
tbf you can not like chain restaurants and also not be an ev...
charismatic salmon orchestra pit milk
  04/08/26
Good look filing in Judicial Hellhole(TM) jurisdictions with...
plum bat shit crazy temple
  04/07/26
Like Gerry Spence, whenever I go to Judicial Hellholes, I ea...
smoky locus ape
  04/07/26
This isn't 1992. ARE country doesn't have locally owned pla...
plum bat shit crazy temple
  04/07/26
nah you didn't and the only thing on the menu at your house ...
Effete Mind-boggling Stage Gay Wizard
  04/08/26
spaceporn showing up, salivating, for a Hannibal Lecter styl...
cyan self-absorbed sound barrier french chef
  04/08/26
https://theworld.org/stories/2016/07/31/japanese-artist-cook...
Sable filthpig sandwich
  04/10/26
The casual way in which Poe drops into conversation that he ...
Hateful university dragon
  04/12/26
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Fragrant Senate
  04/12/26
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Hateful university dragon
  04/12/26
Was it the one near Southcenter? I've eaten there several ti...
Outnumbered motley people who are hurt faggotry
  04/12/26
Your kids are only "trans" because of what happene...
Snowy Lay
  04/12/26


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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: smoky locus ape

Amerikkkans choose to go out and eat this goyslop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799237)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Talented lodge rigpig

That's international cuisine you're talking about buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799480)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: spectacular corn cake house

do they have those in hawaii?

it used to be better IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799248)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: smoky locus ape

I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, for a minor surgery for my 16 yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799280)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: Free-loading dashing area

Top or bottom surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799284)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: smoky locus ape

Top but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799296)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Free-loading dashing area

That's a crime against humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799313)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: smoky locus ape

Not in my opinion. In fact just today at the preop the surgeon was railing against Mr. Trump and how he's the one who's immoral around this topic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:06 AM
Author: mewling trailer park

https://youtu.be/ujF8dpyk5XE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799429)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring maroon shrine

I want my child's surgeon ranting about the president during an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800177)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: smoky locus ape

Well I hardly had time to administer an IQ test given the time constraints, so I used Trump support as a proxy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800430)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring maroon shrine

Would you have walked away if the gender affirmation surgeon was a Trumpmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800669)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: smoky locus ape

Of course. I've yet to meet an intelligent Trumpmo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800810)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:45 AM
Author: Hateful university dragon

Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, for a minor surgery for my 16 yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799280)

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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM

Author: Nyolent Vigor

Top or bottom surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799284)

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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:35 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Top but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49811874)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Fragrant Senate

This is insane and evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49812818)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gold sinister toilet seat goal in life

did you stay by the airport or something? should've gone into the city so your zhild could meet some alternative folx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799334)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: smoky locus ape

Wow. Do you have some kind of remote-viewing ability?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799377)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:09 AM
Author: mewling trailer park

How tf did your kid grow boobs if she was juiced to the gills on T since age 11?

Also isn't she like 6'4"? Does she have a beard lmao. They always have beards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799431)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: smoky locus ape

The standard of care is to not start them on blockers until the first signs of puberty. So he had what they call "breast buds." He's got a lot of muscles like his old man, so you really wouldn't be able to tell if you just saw him on the beach, but upon close inspection there is a little puffiness around the nipples.

Have you seen my boobs btw?

https://imgur.com/a/you-don-t-have-to-age-Z2XoVcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800446)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: mewling trailer park

You should be in jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800523)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: smoky locus ape

I will never be "jailed," I will never be "charged with a crime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800811)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:15 PM
Author: Chocolate really tough guy

"come to me you lisping faggot" said the nigger filled slophouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799262)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: magical hunting ground hissy fit

Even disco hasn't eaten at outback in like a decade jfc boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799283)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: smoky locus ape

My point is that I'd never been in my life. But they have one by our hotel so I was like, "I should try out this little slice of Oz at least once."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799301)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Out-of-control pistol

He got banned after passing out in the parking lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799403)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: histrionic brass international law enforcement agency

Blooming onion is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799285)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: smoky locus ape

We got that. It sucks. Might as well just put out a bowl of Nacho Doritos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799298)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: histrionic brass international law enforcement agency

Objectively wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799305)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Bonkers confused market

Proles have all moved on to Texas Roadhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799300)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: thriller rambunctious tanning salon

trump's tarrif's on austrailia made it impossible for outback to compete with trh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799692)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Stubborn station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799739)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Misanthropic henna chapel gaping

hey man this is triggering for a certain poa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799312)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: bateful topaz office

Whoa. I really do not enjoy restaurants anymore. So I’m not surprised it sucks. I took my family to a place called Bucca di Beppo outside of Disneyland last year. We were the only ones in that place. It was a little weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799353)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: smoky locus ape

Lol, Bucca di Beppo is the goyslop of Italian food in CA. American restaurants in 2026 are just a disaster outside of pure "ethnic" places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799380)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:58 AM
Author: bateful topaz office

Yeah options by Disneyland were limited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799420)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Claret Roommate

this. any franchise / chain restaurant is pure SyscoSlop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799443)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: purple property son of senegal

cr but the "ethnic" places have headed that same way. so many shitty thai/chinese/indian places with clearly premade food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799814)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: comical theater private investor

I was at a conference once in the area and there are few good restaurants and most were booked. Bucca was booked too and we had dinner there. Was a surreal experience seeing so many big lawyers and bankers dressed in nice suits all cramming in and eating this slop with the tacky decor everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799664)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: smoky locus ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800385)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: Stubborn station

LJL--I was on a big, extended family trip to Disney a couple years ago and we ordered a few big pasta platters from there for delivery. We had a spicy pasta that was highly cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799748)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:41 AM
Author: cyan self-absorbed sound barrier french chef

it is filling the space that Ponderosa used to occupy, for people who like their steaks thin and grey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799395)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: smoky locus ape

Goddamn, maybe there's something to MAHA after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799406)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: Marvelous Sienna Menage

Use to eat at one all the time with my ex-gf in San Diego. I think the sirloins might be processed or something. Its hard to explain but it is really weird. Two quick stories.

One time eating my sirloin dinner with my ex-gf I found a bunch of staples in my baked potato. There was no risk of me eating them, they weren't hidden or anything. IIRC, it was covered in tin foil and then when I opened it up the staples were in the tin foil or something.

It was like 15 staples. They were loose, but together and it wasn't like I went to take a bite and then saw a staple. I opened my potato and was all, "Holy shit, there's a bunch of fucking staples in my potato."

I wasn't mad or anything, I just flagged the waiter down and gave him my potato and asked for a new potato.

The waiter was predictably, "Oh, wow, holy shit, ok, let me get you a new potato," and then the manager came over who was understandably suspicious of the whole story.

I didn't complain, I didn't ask for anything for free, but she was still suspicious as fuck and I was borderline offended.

They gave me a free meal.

My other story is one time I was in that same Outback just having a beer after work, don't ask me why I was drinking a beer in Outback. I might have gone to get a bloomin onion and watch a basketball game, who knows, it was 20 years ago, but I can tell you it was the only time I ever went to that or any other Outback for a beer. Anyways.

While I'm sitting there I see a lawyer I used to work with just the year before. We shared an office when I started out solo and then I joined a firm, so its now a year or so later and I see him with his fiance.

I tell the bartender I want to buy them both beers. They are both drinking beers out of the Outback's patented frosted mugs. I just remembered the frosted mugs. Maybe that's why I was there drinking a beer. Hmmm. Anyways.

I tell the bartender that when she brings them the beers tell them the beers are free because they are the best looking couple in the restaurant.

They really were a good looking couple. Both of them probably could have been models. And they knew it. They were pretty cool people, I never really got to know her but she seemed cool. Mike was cool. I was bored, just wanted to see their reactions I guess.

So I watch as the bartender brings them their drinks and explain that they won an award (I think that is what I had her tell them) for being the best looking couple in the bar.

When the realized they got beers for free they got really excited and were all smiles and then when they learned the reason, they kind of paused and looked confused. I was only a couple of feet away so I jumped off my bar stool and was all, "Hey! Just kidding!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799441)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Chocolate really tough guy

I can't believe I read all of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799477)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: mewling trailer park

chilmata is a bort legend but this is not one of his best poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799481)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Copper sweet tailpipe

He’s been complete shit since the Asian Human Resources cunt saga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800150)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Marvelous Sienna Menage

Oh you rike a jarapenyo bager?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800787)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: Marvelous Sienna Menage

better than eating at outback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799482)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: cyan self-absorbed sound barrier french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799495)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:29 AM
Author: appetizing tripping cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799517)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: bateful topaz office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799595)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:05 AM
Author: magical hunting ground hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799627)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Vibrant Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799656)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Mentally impaired flushed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Snowy Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49813273)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:49 AM
Author: Talented lodge rigpig

The best looking couple award is a pretty good line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799486)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 3:31 AM
Author: Marvelous Sienna Menage

Mike tweezes his eyebrows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49802980)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: lake foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799596)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: Stubborn station

"Hey! Just kidding!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799751)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: smoky locus ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800392)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Sickened legend

the 2nd story is one of the most autistic things i've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799775)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Stubborn station

(new poaster, first day)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799779)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Sickened legend

(guy who religiously reads a nearly dead law board)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799783)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: plum bat shit crazy temple

Literally laughing, 3 minutes after having moved on, at how bad this story was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799803)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Sienna Menage

Yeah, in the middle of writing it I realized that there was no real punchline but I continued on, recklessly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800408)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: passionate ungodly home

lol, I think you’ve told this story before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799839)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: geriatric chestnut clown queen of the night

"what is this a handsome contest"

great story though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799980)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Out-of-control pistol

180 poast classic chilmata

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800220)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring maroon shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800679)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: magical hunting ground hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49801055)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Zombie-like Multi-colored Sanctuary Ratface

Brother don't mind the haters I am LMAOing over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49804394)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: orange flatulent candlestick maker library

Find a small hibachi place and surprise your daughter with a special post-op treat when her surgeon meets you there with a twine-wrapped butcher paper package for the grill. “Welcome to Moloch’s, my friend,” he says as he joins your table. “I hear the water here is really expensive but that just reminds us of home.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799657)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Fragrant Senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799997)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: smoky locus ape

180 visualization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800449)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Snowy Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49813276)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Stubborn station

I used to eat there pretty frequently with my family in the 90s. They'd have a wait on Friday and Saturday nights, and a waitress would bring around bloomins onion for waiting patrons to snack on. It was back in the day when you would state whether you wanted the smoking or non-smoking section, and we'd say "first available" on account of the aforementioned weekend wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799762)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: plum bat shit crazy temple

About the only sysco goyslop I can still eat is wings.

15-20 years ago I could have fun with classmates/coworkers at an outback or chili's or whatever, but now it seriously tastes like shit to me.

I highly doubt the food has actually gotten worse (although, see, e.g., Reese's PB cups); I've just become an overly fancy faggot who likes minimally processed shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799810)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Stubborn station

It has definitely gotten worse. Previously, more restaurants were doing something closer to actually cooking food on site. Now, there is more and more ladeling out pre-made assembly line slop.

E.g., this video about the same jalapeno poppers being served in a bunch of different restaurants across the country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXXQTzQXRFc

Even small local places fall victim to this. Why cut up fresh peppers and prepare your own poppers every day, when you can just get them off the back of a Sysco truck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799830)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: plum bat shit crazy temple

I worked at a chili's in the 00's, and I don't know that there was an "oven" or pots or pans; just a fryer, griddle, microwaves. Soup came from a giant sealed bag. The chips, hilariously, would come in as chips (so not like raw or tortillas or anything) but would still get fried and salted again (which tbf made them delicious; those I would probably still think taste good). The "cooks" were really just heater-uppers.

EDIT: Maybe sysco itself has declined. Like maybe the pre-made soups used to have real cheese, and in the 2010s they discovered that hydrogenized vegetable oil product lasted 30% longer or some shit. Etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799840)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: purple property son of senegal

baby back ribs were always disgusting cardbord slop.

and those werent even "cooks" they were war criminals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799982)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Mentally impaired flushed friendly grandma

Sysco supplies everyone from abuelitas taco stand to 3 star Michelin restaurants - it's all about what level of product they order and what they source themselves from local or artesianal providers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49801244)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: purple property son of senegal

lol i tried jalapeno poppers for the first time in 20 years not so long ago and they were disgusting. used to be my favorite prole food but it was just some velveeta "cheez TM" product inside a green thing and then deep fried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49799976)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Stubborn station

Really sad and sick stuff. Food is so fundamental to life and being human. Replacing a great portion of calories with assembly-line filler is bad bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800185)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: internet-worthy umber corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49804346)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: charismatic salmon orchestra pit milk

steaks are the worst things on the menu. everything else is pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800134)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: swollen pink brunch indirect expression

You were supposed to go to Texas Roadhouse, my guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800451)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: smoky locus ape

I don't think I'm going to eat at "chain restaurants" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800812)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: charismatic salmon orchestra pit milk

chain restaurants are fine. castrating your children is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49800943)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fragrant Senate

You have said the actual truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49802305)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: smoky locus ape

Now reverse those and you'll see the world from my perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49802320)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: charismatic salmon orchestra pit milk

tbf you can not like chain restaurants and also not be an evil piece of human shit who abuses and mutilates their own children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49804337)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: plum bat shit crazy temple

Good look filing in Judicial Hellhole(TM) jurisdictions with that attitude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49801258)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: smoky locus ape

Like Gerry Spence, whenever I go to Judicial Hellholes, I eat strictly in locally owned places, to get a sense for what a potential jury might look and talk like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49802314)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: plum bat shit crazy temple

This isn't 1992. ARE country doesn't have locally owned places. You'll need to hit the applebee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49802751)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Effete Mind-boggling Stage Gay Wizard

nah you didn't and the only thing on the menu at your house is your poor kid's severed penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49804396)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: cyan self-absorbed sound barrier french chef

spaceporn showing up, salivating, for a Hannibal Lecter style dinner party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49804454)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Sable filthpig sandwich

https://theworld.org/stories/2016/07/31/japanese-artist-cooks-and-serves-his-own-genitals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49808484)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:47 AM
Author: Hateful university dragon

The casual way in which Poe drops into conversation that he is having his child physically mutilated and disfigured and then keeps talking chain restaurants is sickening and chilling. Poe, you deserve an early and painful death.

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&mc=95&forum_id=2#49811874

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49811876)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Fragrant Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49812827)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Hateful university dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49812927)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Outnumbered motley people who are hurt faggotry

Was it the one near Southcenter? I've eaten there several times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49813262)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Snowy Lay

Your kids are only "trans" because of what happened with their mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2...id.#49813274)