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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Bespoke marketing idea
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
floppy useless persian lodge
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
boyish rough-skinned macaca
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Translucent Splenetic Lettuce New Version
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
slimy theatre boistinker
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Adventurous Dark School Cafeteria
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Ungodly water buffalo
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
fear-inspiring toilet seat point
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
aromatic ruddy theater stage
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Bespoke marketing idea
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Beady-eyed headpube
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
misanthropic vibrant sneaky criminal mad cow disease
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Azure Center Fanboi
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Bespoke marketing idea
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Ruby Striped Hyena
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Autistic Base Party Of The First Part
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
spectacular corn cake yarmulke
  06/30/25
cr
Bespoke marketing idea
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Beady-eyed headpube
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
sticky galvanic trailer park
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Ruby Striped Hyena
  06/30/25
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alcoholic rusted newt site
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Azure Center Fanboi
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
spectacular corn cake yarmulke
  06/30/25
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soggy marvelous volcanic crater dysfunction
  07/01/25
*bussy
Glittery principal's office
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Ungodly water buffalo
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Canary Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Green national doctorate
  06/30/25
fuck
Azure Center Fanboi
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Canary Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
floppy useless persian lodge
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Azure Center Fanboi
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
sticky galvanic trailer park
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Bespoke marketing idea
  06/30/25
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lemon hell
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
ivory patrolman office
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Cyan duck-like preventive strike
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Apoplectic stimulating coffee pot space
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Bespoke marketing idea
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Cyan duck-like preventive strike
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
alcoholic rusted newt site
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Cyan duck-like preventive strike
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Stirring pearl native
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Bespoke marketing idea
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
thirsty aphrodisiac gaping
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Up-to-no-good Immigrant
  06/30/25
tcr
alcoholic rusted newt site
  07/01/25
just jump
chartreuse sanctuary main people
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Bespoke marketing idea
  06/30/25
...
vigorous reading party
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
grizzly haunting wagecucks
  06/30/25
wow
Bespoke marketing idea
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Frisky round eye
  06/30/25
JFC man
Bespoke marketing idea
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
aromatic ruddy theater stage
  06/30/25
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chartreuse sanctuary main people
  06/30/25
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Azure Center Fanboi
  06/30/25
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Ruby Striped Hyena
  06/30/25
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Fishy Piazza Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
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Iridescent nursing home
  06/30/25
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thirsty aphrodisiac gaping
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Up-to-no-good Immigrant
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
ivory patrolman office
  06/30/25
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Hilarious wine hall genital piercing
  07/01/25
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soggy marvelous volcanic crater dysfunction
  07/01/25
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fragrant parlour
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Sadistic ticket booth
  07/01/25
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shimmering useless brakes
  07/01/25
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Translucent Splenetic Lettuce New Version
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Adventurous Dark School Cafeteria
  06/30/25
bro
Bespoke marketing idea
  06/30/25
...
Up-to-no-good Immigrant
  06/30/25
lol
alcoholic rusted newt site
  07/01/25
...
godawful demanding abode boiling water
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
flirting mexican
  06/30/25
jfc
Bespoke marketing idea
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Beady-eyed headpube
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Fishy Piazza Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Iridescent nursing home
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
alcoholic rusted newt site
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
flirting mexican
  07/01/25
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Apoplectic stimulating coffee pot space
  07/01/25
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Iridescent nursing home
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
shimmering useless brakes
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
stubborn bbw fat ankles
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
sticky galvanic trailer park
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Bespoke marketing idea
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Azure Center Fanboi
  06/30/25
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Bespoke marketing idea
  07/01/25
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Motley Home Partner
  07/01/25
lol
alcoholic rusted newt site
  07/01/25
...
chartreuse sanctuary main people
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
yellow very tactful national security agency
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Dead Whorehouse Juggernaut
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Angry crimson spot halford
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Pearly pit
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Walnut At-the-ready Legal Warrant Weed Whacker
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Motley Home Partner
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
yapping crusty stage
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Bespoke marketing idea
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
alcoholic rusted newt site
  07/01/25
...
Bespoke marketing idea
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
soggy marvelous volcanic crater dysfunction
  07/01/25
😟
Bull headed self-absorbed house
  07/01/25
...
Racy range pervert
  07/01/25
holy shit
Bespoke marketing idea
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Motley Home Partner
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Cowardly stock car
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
shimmering useless brakes
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Ungodly water buffalo
  07/01/25
...
Bespoke marketing idea
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
shimmering useless brakes
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
shimmering useless brakes
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
grizzly haunting wagecucks
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Ungodly water buffalo
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Bespoke marketing idea
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Anal blathering karate affirmative action
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
soggy marvelous volcanic crater dysfunction
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Talented Theater Deer Antler
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Bespoke marketing idea
  07/06/25
...
grizzly haunting wagecucks
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Sienna laser beams parlor
  07/06/25
...
Iridescent nursing home
  07/06/25
lol
alcoholic rusted newt site
  07/07/25
wow
Bespoke marketing idea
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: floppy useless persian lodge

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: boyish rough-skinned macaca

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Translucent Splenetic Lettuce New Version

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: slimy theatre boistinker

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Adventurous Dark School Cafeteria

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Ungodly water buffalo

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: fear-inspiring toilet seat point

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy theater stage

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed headpube

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: misanthropic vibrant sneaky criminal mad cow disease

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Azure Center Fanboi

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Ruby Striped Hyena

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Autistic Base Party Of The First Part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: spectacular corn cake yarmulke

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed headpube

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: sticky galvanic trailer park

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Ruby Striped Hyena

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: alcoholic rusted newt site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Azure Center Fanboi

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: spectacular corn cake yarmulke

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: soggy marvelous volcanic crater dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Glittery principal's office

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Ungodly water buffalo

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Canary Famous Landscape Painting

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Green national doctorate

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Azure Center Fanboi

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Canary Famous Landscape Painting

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: floppy useless persian lodge

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Azure Center Fanboi

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: sticky galvanic trailer park

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: lemon hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: ivory patrolman office

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Cyan duck-like preventive strike

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic stimulating coffee pot space

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Cyan duck-like preventive strike

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: alcoholic rusted newt site

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Cyan duck-like preventive strike

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Stirring pearl native

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: thirsty aphrodisiac gaping

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Immigrant

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: alcoholic rusted newt site

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: chartreuse sanctuary main people

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: vigorous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: grizzly haunting wagecucks

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Frisky round eye

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy theater stage

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: chartreuse sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Azure Center Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Ruby Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Fishy Piazza Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Iridescent nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: thirsty aphrodisiac gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Immigrant

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: ivory patrolman office

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Hilarious wine hall genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: soggy marvelous volcanic crater dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: fragrant parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Sadistic ticket booth

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: shimmering useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Translucent Splenetic Lettuce New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Adventurous Dark School Cafeteria

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: alcoholic rusted newt site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: godawful demanding abode boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: flirting mexican

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed headpube

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Fishy Piazza Generalized Bond

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Iridescent nursing home

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: alcoholic rusted newt site

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: flirting mexican

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Apoplectic stimulating coffee pot space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Iridescent nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: shimmering useless brakes

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: stubborn bbw fat ankles

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: sticky galvanic trailer park

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Azure Center Fanboi

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Motley Home Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: alcoholic rusted newt site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: chartreuse sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: yellow very tactful national security agency

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Dead Whorehouse Juggernaut

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Angry crimson spot halford

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Pearly pit

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Walnut At-the-ready Legal Warrant Weed Whacker

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Motley Home Partner

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: yapping crusty stage

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: alcoholic rusted newt site

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: soggy marvelous volcanic crater dysfunction

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bull headed self-absorbed house

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Racy range pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Motley Home Partner

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Cowardly stock car

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: shimmering useless brakes

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Ungodly water buffalo

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: shimmering useless brakes

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: shimmering useless brakes

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: grizzly haunting wagecucks

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Ungodly water buffalo

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Anal blathering karate affirmative action

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: soggy marvelous volcanic crater dysfunction

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Talented Theater Deer Antler

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: grizzly haunting wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Sienna laser beams parlor

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Iridescent nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: alcoholic rusted newt site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Bespoke marketing idea

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)