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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
startling federal regret
  02/22/12
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adulterous judgmental patrolman
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
at-the-ready autistic set
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
henna harsh filthpig
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
at-the-ready autistic set
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
180 Masturbator
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Trip Fiercely-loyal Pisswyrm
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
at-the-ready autistic set
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Trip Fiercely-loyal Pisswyrm
  02/22/12
u jelly
at-the-ready autistic set
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
painfully honest people who are hurt dilemma
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henna harsh filthpig
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Flushed useless brakes organic girlfriend
  02/23/12
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henna harsh filthpig
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
startling federal regret
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
exhilarant nowag famous landscape painting
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Fragrant greedy business firm
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
henna harsh filthpig
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
titillating useless locale dragon
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
henna harsh filthpig
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
startling federal regret
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henna harsh filthpig
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jade pungent black woman
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
cobalt gunner sanctuary
  02/25/12
cr
Glassy Rehab
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
startling federal regret
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Insanely creepy lime temple haunted graveyard
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henna harsh filthpig
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Primrose Apoplectic Range
  03/31/12
great american novelist
henna harsh filthpig
  10/26/12
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bipolar nibblets hospital
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
startling federal regret
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Bateful cuck
  11/20/12
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Indigo Trailer Park
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Indigo Trailer Park
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Fragrant greedy business firm
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Glassy Rehab
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Bateful cuck
  01/19/13
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henna harsh filthpig
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
rebellious vibrant internal respiration lodge
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
dashing maniacal state tattoo
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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charcoal dingle berry
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Insanely creepy lime temple haunted graveyard
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: startling federal regret

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: adulterous judgmental patrolman



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: at-the-ready autistic set

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: henna harsh filthpig

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: at-the-ready autistic set

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: 180 Masturbator

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Trip Fiercely-loyal Pisswyrm

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: at-the-ready autistic set

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Trip Fiercely-loyal Pisswyrm

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: at-the-ready autistic set

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: painfully honest people who are hurt dilemma

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: henna harsh filthpig



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Flushed useless brakes organic girlfriend

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: henna harsh filthpig



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: startling federal regret

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: exhilarant nowag famous landscape painting

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Fragrant greedy business firm

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: henna harsh filthpig

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: titillating useless locale dragon

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: henna harsh filthpig

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: startling federal regret

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: henna harsh filthpig



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: jade pungent black woman



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: cobalt gunner sanctuary

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Glassy Rehab

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: startling federal regret

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Insanely creepy lime temple haunted graveyard

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: henna harsh filthpig



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Primrose Apoplectic Range

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: henna harsh filthpig

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: bipolar nibblets hospital



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: startling federal regret

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Bateful cuck

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Indigo Trailer Park



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Indigo Trailer Park

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Fragrant greedy business firm

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Glassy Rehab

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Bateful cuck

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: henna harsh filthpig



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: rebellious vibrant internal respiration lodge

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: dashing maniacal state tattoo

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Glassy Rehab

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Bateful cuck



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: nofapping bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Doobsian Bull Headed Newt Psychic



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: charcoal dingle berry



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Insanely creepy lime temple haunted graveyard

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2...id.#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed stain

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: charcoal dingle berry



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated flatulent pervert



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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