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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
turquoise school
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Diverse chad
  01/05/14
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Fear-inspiring Duck-like Genital Piercing
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
turquoise school
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
turquoise school
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
turquoise school
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
turquoise school
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
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  06/25/12
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titillating aqua lettuce theater stage
  06/25/12
Jesus
shimmering elite goal in life bawdyhouse
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Motley Chocolate Half-breed
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
rebellious trip sex offender preventive strike
  08/02/12
crying
wonderful spruce immigrant base
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...
Lascivious drab theater twinkling uncleanness
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Demanding Alpha
  08/21/13
lost my shit
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spectacular orchestra pit mother
  07/11/19
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cordovan stage double fault
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Sooty Offensive Sound Barrier
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
turquoise school
  06/25/12
cop
titillating aqua lettuce theater stage
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
titillating aqua lettuce theater stage
  06/25/12
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Laughsome nursing home goyim
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Dashing library personal credit line
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Mildly autistic contagious abode candlestick maker
  08/02/12
...
Flushed concupiscible dingle berry
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Bright old irish cottage
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
exhilarant tattoo
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
titillating aqua lettuce theater stage
  06/25/12
...
Brass box office
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
titillating aqua lettuce theater stage
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Mildly autistic contagious abode candlestick maker
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
buff ladyboy
  08/21/13
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turquoise school
  06/25/12
...
Aphrodisiac water buffalo parlour
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
territorial dead locale scourge upon the earth
  06/25/12
...
Flushed concupiscible dingle berry
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
beady-eyed church
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
turquoise school
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
flirting property mood
  06/25/12
...
turquoise school
  06/26/12
...
Flushed concupiscible dingle berry
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Bull headed sanctuary round eye
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
turquoise school
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Blue stock car
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
talented chapel
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
turquoise school
  08/02/12
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turquoise school
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
rebellious trip sex offender preventive strike
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Mildly autistic contagious abode candlestick maker
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Mildly autistic contagious abode candlestick maker
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crusty cracking native
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
turquoise school
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Vibrant Idea He Suggested
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Mildly autistic contagious abode candlestick maker
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
talented chapel
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
turquoise school
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
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crusty cracking native
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Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
turquoise school
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Demanding Alpha
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Mildly autistic contagious abode candlestick maker
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Flushed concupiscible dingle berry
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i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Demanding Alpha
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
buff ladyboy
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Demanding Alpha
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Navy self-centered plaza gaming laptop
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
buff ladyboy
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
marvelous clear turdskin philosopher-king
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180
Flushed concupiscible dingle berry
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HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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Bookmarked.
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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Bull headed sanctuary round eye
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
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  01/29/18
where did he go
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wish the little guy would come back.
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
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tiny pink ape
  06/26/26
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: turquoise school

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Diverse chad

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Duck-like Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: turquoise school

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: turquoise school

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: turquoise school

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: turquoise school

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Laughsome nursing home goyim

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: titillating aqua lettuce theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: shimmering elite goal in life bawdyhouse

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Motley Chocolate Half-breed

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: rebellious trip sex offender preventive strike

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: wonderful spruce immigrant base

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Lascivious drab theater twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Demanding Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Crawly mad cow disease coldplay fan

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Navy self-centered plaza gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Ocher pungent university digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Cocky Stirring Codepig House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: cheese-eating walnut police squad yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating walnut police squad yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: spectacular orchestra pit mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: cordovan stage double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Sooty Offensive Sound Barrier

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: turquoise school

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: titillating aqua lettuce theater stage

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: titillating aqua lettuce theater stage

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Laughsome nursing home goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Dashing library personal credit line

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Mildly autistic contagious abode candlestick maker

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Flushed concupiscible dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Bright old irish cottage

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: exhilarant tattoo

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: titillating aqua lettuce theater stage

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Brass box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: titillating aqua lettuce theater stage

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Mildly autistic contagious abode candlestick maker

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: buff ladyboy

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: turquoise school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac water buffalo parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: territorial dead locale scourge upon the earth

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Flushed concupiscible dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed church

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: turquoise school

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: flirting property mood

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: turquoise school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Flushed concupiscible dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Bull headed sanctuary round eye

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: turquoise school

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Blue stock car

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: talented chapel

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: turquoise school

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: turquoise school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: rebellious trip sex offender preventive strike

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Mildly autistic contagious abode candlestick maker

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Mildly autistic contagious abode candlestick maker

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: crusty cracking native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: turquoise school

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Vibrant Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Mildly autistic contagious abode candlestick maker

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: talented chapel

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: turquoise school

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Mildly autistic contagious abode candlestick maker

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: comical drunken heaven

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Mildly autistic contagious abode candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: crusty cracking native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: exciting state

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: crusty cracking native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: turquoise school

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Demanding Alpha

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Mildly autistic contagious abode candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Flushed concupiscible dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Demanding Alpha

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: buff ladyboy

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Demanding Alpha

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Navy self-centered plaza gaming laptop

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: buff ladyboy

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: marvelous clear turdskin philosopher-king

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Flushed concupiscible dingle berry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Flushed concupiscible dingle berry

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Flushed concupiscible dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Flushed concupiscible dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: flatulent nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Mint athletic conference

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Navy self-centered plaza gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: arousing amber therapy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: slippery sable son of senegal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: slippery sable son of senegal dragon

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Cerebral purple legal warrant fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Salmon odious site brethren

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Mildly autistic contagious abode candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: sick obsidian market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Scarlet Spot

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Lake nudist liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: heady casino queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: magical flesh brunch elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: cobalt doctorate crackhouse

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Slimy Lay

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: sick obsidian market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Mildly autistic contagious abode candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: sick obsidian market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Pea-brained fuchsia gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Bull headed sanctuary round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: tantric curious forum ceo

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Impressive peach macaca

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: charismatic pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Bull headed sanctuary round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Indecent headpube electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring green gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: hideous idiot

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Electric jet-lagged boiling water range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Garnet Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: cordovan stage double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: domesticated faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: filthy at-the-ready partner pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: tiny pink ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#49964828)