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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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thriller persian
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
concupiscible turquoise private investor boltzmann
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
olive violent market
  07/09/12
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Electric Unholy Police Squad
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Razzle harsh jap
  07/09/12
Are you male?
thriller persian
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Razzle harsh jap
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
thriller persian
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Razzle harsh jap
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
geriatric idiot orchestra pit
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
thriller persian
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
geriatric idiot orchestra pit
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
thriller persian
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Ruddy filthy box office kitty cat
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
thriller persian
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Ruddy filthy box office kitty cat
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
thriller persian
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Ruddy filthy box office kitty cat
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Gold indian lodge
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
thriller persian
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Vigorous mental disorder
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
thriller persian
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Blathering Business Firm
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Misunderstood stirring garrison
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
dull racy main people stage
  07/09/12
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Electric Unholy Police Squad
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Razzle harsh jap
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
thriller persian
  07/09/12
stfu
dull racy main people stage
  07/09/12
180
exhilarant corner messiness
  07/09/12
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Judgmental chest-beating volcanic crater
  07/13/12
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Pearl stimulating jewess
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
henna affirmative action senate
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
thriller persian
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
henna affirmative action senate
  07/09/12
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smoky principal's office striped hyena
  07/04/19
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Electric Unholy Police Squad
  07/13/12
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smoky principal's office striped hyena
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
wine big hospital
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Razzle-dazzle Corn Cake Library
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
orange sadistic regret
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Razzle-dazzle Corn Cake Library
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Shaky Gaming Laptop Toilet Seat
  03/04/25
lol kike
Pearl stimulating jewess
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
crusty faggotry
  07/04/19
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bonkers copper theatre
  08/10/22
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Rough-skinned sound barrier
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Overrated Multi-colored School Immigrant
  07/24/24
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Deep hall windowlicker
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
flushed queen of the night
  09/22/24
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Shaky Gaming Laptop Toilet Seat
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
vivacious misanthropic wagecucks cuckold
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: thriller persian



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: concupiscible turquoise private investor boltzmann

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: olive violent market

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Electric Unholy Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Razzle harsh jap

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: thriller persian

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Razzle harsh jap

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: thriller persian

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Razzle harsh jap

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: geriatric idiot orchestra pit

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: thriller persian

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: geriatric idiot orchestra pit

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: thriller persian

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Ruddy filthy box office kitty cat

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: thriller persian

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Ruddy filthy box office kitty cat

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: thriller persian

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Ruddy filthy box office kitty cat

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Gold indian lodge

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: thriller persian

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Vigorous mental disorder

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: thriller persian

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Blathering Business Firm

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Misunderstood stirring garrison

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: dull racy main people stage

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Electric Unholy Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Razzle harsh jap

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: thriller persian

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: dull racy main people stage

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: exhilarant corner messiness

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Judgmental chest-beating volcanic crater



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Pearl stimulating jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: henna affirmative action senate

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: thriller persian

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: henna affirmative action senate

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: smoky principal's office striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Electric Unholy Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: smoky principal's office striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: wine big hospital

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Corn Cake Library

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: orange sadistic regret

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Corn Cake Library

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Shaky Gaming Laptop Toilet Seat

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Pearl stimulating jewess

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: crusty faggotry

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: bonkers copper theatre



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Rough-skinned sound barrier



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Overrated Multi-colored School Immigrant

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Deep hall windowlicker



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: flushed queen of the night

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Shaky Gaming Laptop Toilet Seat



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: vivacious misanthropic wagecucks cuckold

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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