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| Pea-brained National Security Agency | 10/09/12 |
| Pea-brained National Security Agency | 10/09/12 |
| Pea-brained National Security Agency | 10/10/12 |
| Pink hyperventilating mad-dog skullcap indirect expression | 10/10/12 |
| glittery gaping | 10/10/12 |
| dun adulterous milk hominid | 10/10/12 |
| appetizing affirmative action | 10/10/12 |
| coral bearded hall marketing idea | 10/10/12 |
| appetizing affirmative action | 10/10/12 |
| Aquamarine dingle berry dog poop | 10/10/12 |
| silver legend | 05/15/23 |
| Pea-brained National Security Agency | 10/10/12 |
| Disrespectful quadroon telephone | 10/10/12 |
| umber startled gas station roommate | 10/10/12 |
| twinkling mind-boggling ticket booth lettuce | 10/29/12 |
| Lascivious psychic azn | 05/14/23 |
| Disgusting boistinker multi-billionaire | 10/29/12 |
| Floppy vermilion menage clown | 10/29/12 |
| Sapphire violent sex offender church building | 05/15/23 |
| Laughsome Potus Son Of Senegal | 05/15/23 |
| Shaky razzle crackhouse candlestick maker | 05/15/23 |
| high-end water buffalo | 05/15/23 |
| tancredi marchiolo | 02/01/26 |
| chinese salaryman | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Pea-brained National Security Agency http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Pea-brained National Security Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Pea-brained National Security Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Pink hyperventilating mad-dog skullcap indirect expression lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: glittery gaping What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: dun adulterous milk hominid http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: appetizing affirmative action dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: coral bearded hall marketing idea Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: appetizing affirmative action cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Aquamarine dingle berry dog poop "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: silver legend It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Pea-brained National Security Agency Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Disrespectful quadroon telephone tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: umber startled gas station roommate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: twinkling mind-boggling ticket booth lettuce awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Lascivious psychic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Disgusting boistinker multi-billionaire these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Floppy vermilion menage clown Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Sapphire violent sex offender church building 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Laughsome Potus Son Of Senegal You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Shaky razzle crackhouse candlestick maker lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: high-end water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id.#49639607) |