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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
carnelian range
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish
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i too aspire to multiple properties
Flushed multi-colored stage
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish
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Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish
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TMF bump.
Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
domesticated french foreskin
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b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
domesticated french foreskin
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not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish
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Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
domesticated french foreskin
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Flushed multi-colored stage
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
medicated floppy home mad cow disease
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Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
domesticated french foreskin
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180
spruce sweet tailpipe
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pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
domesticated french foreskin
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
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I thought hes in Ukraine
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pederastrian moved to ukraine
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This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
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Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: carnelian range

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: amber set telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: Appetizing Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: excitant shimmering crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Flushed multi-colored stage

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: domesticated french foreskin

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: domesticated french foreskin

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: domesticated french foreskin

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Flushed multi-colored stage

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: medicated floppy home mad cow disease

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: domesticated french foreskin

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: spruce sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: domesticated french foreskin

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: spruce sweet tailpipe

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: fantasy-prone toilet seat pistol

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: domesticated french foreskin

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Lake kitchen shitlib

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: azure know-it-all mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Effete house party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: bearded embarrassed to the bone theater stage macaca

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Effete house party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: idiotic public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: glittery carmine business firm

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: vibrant cobalt ticket booth turdskin

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: laughsome bonkers university marketing idea

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Heady nursing home ape

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Ruddy quadroon cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: odious karate tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: laughsome bonkers university marketing idea

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: arousing magical whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal location death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: slap-happy amethyst pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Ruddy quadroon cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id.#49331937)