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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
swashbuckling splenetic cuckold
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
sienna startled ticket booth
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
swashbuckling splenetic cuckold
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
sienna startled ticket booth
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
swashbuckling splenetic cuckold
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
sienna startled ticket booth
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
swashbuckling splenetic cuckold
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
sienna startled ticket booth
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
swashbuckling splenetic cuckold
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
sienna startled ticket booth
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
swashbuckling splenetic cuckold
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Clear messiness prole
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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  08/18/13
k
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Fear-inspiring Generalized Bond Preventive Strike
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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180
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: sienna startled ticket booth

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: sienna startled ticket booth

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: sienna startled ticket booth

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: sienna startled ticket booth

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: sienna startled ticket booth

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Clear messiness prole

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Clear messiness prole

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sneaky criminal newt

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: blue zippy factory reset button spot

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: low-t meetinghouse pervert



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Maize Impressive Tanning Salon



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.




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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: trip point

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: blue zippy factory reset button spot



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Appetizing Alpha Senate



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: stirring cerise parlor



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: flesh boyish yarmulke old irish cottage

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Generalized Bond Preventive Strike

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Milky address

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Charismatic Medicated Kitchen Kitty

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Charismatic Medicated Kitchen Kitty

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Charismatic Medicated Kitchen Kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: sienna startled ticket booth

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: sienna startled ticket booth

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: sienna startled ticket booth

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: sienna startled ticket booth

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: lascivious milk lettuce



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Black puppy



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: low-t meetinghouse pervert

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring idiot shrine



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Glittery Claret Garrison

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Shaky love of her life mad cow disease

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Charismatic Medicated Kitchen Kitty

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Ivory impertinent school cafeteria trump supporter



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: indigo university



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: blue zippy factory reset button spot



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Odious locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Green vigorous lay

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Bateful stock car school



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: vibrant cruel-hearted business firm



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: hairraiser temple



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: tripping gas station jew

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Vermilion public bath bbw

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: wonderful effete national

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: wonderful effete national

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: fishy macaca station

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Vermilion public bath bbw

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Clear messiness prole



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: hyperactive cheese-eating giraffe

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Bateful stock car school

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Charismatic Medicated Kitchen Kitty

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Glittery Claret Garrison

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: blue zippy factory reset button spot



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Twisted motley lodge antidepressant drug



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Twisted motley lodge antidepressant drug



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: blue zippy factory reset button spot



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: hairraiser temple

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Generalized Bond Preventive Strike



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Appetizing Alpha Senate



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: At-the-ready menage genital piercing

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: crystalline electric associate

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: crystalline electric associate

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: crystalline electric associate

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: crystalline electric associate

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Cowardly Theater Stage

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: crystalline electric associate

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: crystalline electric associate

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: crystalline electric associate

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Cowardly Theater Stage

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Exciting Nudist Trailer Park

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Galvanic corner

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: crystalline electric associate

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: crystalline electric associate

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: crystalline electric associate

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Milky address

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Milky address

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: citrine passionate internal respiration indian lodge

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: citrine passionate internal respiration indian lodge

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: crystalline electric associate

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Learning disabled opaque chad



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Obsidian disturbing cruise ship becky

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Misanthropic Kitty Cat Home

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Frozen 180 Filthpig Hominid



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Useless goal in life



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Apoplectic whorehouse

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Gold vivacious police squad

great thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Crawly erotic abode

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: sooty nowag locale

180 thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: low-t meetinghouse pervert



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: idiotic knife



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Frozen 180 Filthpig Hominid



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling pea-brained people who are hurt



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Glittery Claret Garrison

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic cuckold



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Learning disabled opaque chad



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

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