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Why can't black women order a sandwich w/o making a scene?

Jfc. Just order your shit and don't hold up the line.
Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary
  10/17/13
SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT! DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!
razzmatazz senate
  10/17/13
OH YOU GON HAVE TO START DAT ONE OVER
Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary
  10/17/13
OH YOU GOT BACON FO DIS ONE?
wine set
  10/17/13
INSTEAD OF PICKLES, CAN I GIT A SIDE OF ANOTHER SANWICH FO F...
flirting bat-shit-crazy point mother
  10/17/13
UH UH, OH NOOOO YOU DINT JUS PUT MUTTARD ON DAT ONE
exciting blood rage
  10/17/13
rofl, i love this subthread
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  11/07/13
OH NO U DIT INT
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180 exchange
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DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE is a classic
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probably GOAT thread of all time with < 75 replies
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what came first, the video or the thread?
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decades of establishment white guilt propaganda
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yea, go flip your shit at some sandwich artist making $6/hr....
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if only they had some ready-to-go basic sandwiches I could g...
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cr
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  09/06/20
have seen probably 4 or 5 more examples of this since I made...
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  10/24/13
flame. black women don't eat salads, unless deep fried.
mustard sound barrier
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i see a lot get salads actually. it's usually the ones that...
Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary
  11/07/13
You put enough dressing on salads (and they do), and they ha...
razzmatazz senate
  11/07/13
(white "male" ordering a salad at Outback)
useless site
  08/20/14
the steakhouse salad is a top 5 menu item at Outback
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another day another rant
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  09/02/17
Another fine example of this last week.
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U need to,leave mfh
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so many instances since last bump
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lol black women
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to be fair that sandwich artist sounds like a gargantuan fuc...
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  09/15/14
it was two different sandwich artists. Meat/cheese guy then...
Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary
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Lol wtf is going on there
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subway is a well lubricated machine
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you said olives, didn't you?
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jfc
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WHERE DA MANAGER AT?
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180 bump
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almost as good as the "JUST LET IT DO WHAT IT DO" ...
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  05/22/17
lol this is one of my "red dot" threads
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  05/22/17
? Thread is about blacks, not Indians
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  09/07/20
Lol black dood at the deli did this last week bc they put to...
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tbf most proles/poors like to be highly expressive micromana...
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I regret poasting in this deeply problematic thread and acci...
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  05/22/17
I find this thread highly insulting
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  05/22/17
any more scenes?
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  06/11/17
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  06/11/17
one of the best threads of all time
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  06/11/17
*recent time*
180 mental disorder
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=PBWAm7jHcJY
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  07/21/17
Not sure how I missed this.
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OMG LITERALLY "DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE" THIS DESER...
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tbf I've done the same before when they've literally come ou...
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  12/06/19
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  12/06/19
Not sure this poast really adds value ITT
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  01/09/20
thread is mostly about black women ordering sandwiches in li...
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  02/27/20
Since the link above is no longer working: https://youtu....
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DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE
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SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT
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MUTTARD
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  08/30/22
I'm literally the OP of this thread and have been bumping it...
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*hurls a chair at OP*
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this issue has only gotten worse since the OP
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  12/30/22
happy 2023 folks
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(negress)
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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

Jfc. Just order your shit and don't hold up the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24251288)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: razzmatazz senate

SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT!

DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24251292)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

OH YOU GON HAVE TO START DAT ONE OVER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24251306)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:53 AM
Author: wine set

OH YOU GOT BACON FO DIS ONE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24251371)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: flirting bat-shit-crazy point mother

INSTEAD OF PICKLES, CAN I GIT A SIDE OF ANOTHER SANWICH FO FREE?

*Proceeds to argue with sandwich maker and later manager for 30 minutes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24251376)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: exciting blood rage

UH UH, OH NOOOO YOU DINT JUS PUT MUTTARD ON DAT ONE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24251381)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: Bipolar Trailer Park Roast Beef

rofl, i love this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24391256)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:28 PM
Author: Pink resort

OH NO U DIT INT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24391268)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: pale contagious property

180 exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24391280)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Aromatic Bespoke Sneaky Criminal



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Thriller Garnet Twinkling Uncleanness Giraffe

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#29952002)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: olive plaza persian



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Talented naked generalized bond parlor



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Date: March 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Ungodly Cordovan Water Buffalo

it's amazing we've all seen this

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: appetizing pearly home old irish cottage



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Self-centered coral tanning salon striped hyena



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Date: February 20th, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: sadistic hell ceo



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Date: September 10th, 2020 8:38 AM
Author: Cracking gunner



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Date: September 14th, 2020 11:27 AM
Author: Glittery pozpig lay



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Date: March 10th, 2021 1:58 AM
Author: Self-centered coral tanning salon striped hyena



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: geriatric provocative elastic band



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Date: December 19th, 2021 2:04 PM
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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:18 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2023 9:28 PM
Author: Vibrant Area Corn Cake



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Date: September 28th, 2023 3:50 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Electric cyan pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#47574539)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Excitant hot stag film messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32935828)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: geriatric provocative elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#35171385)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45092941)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Self-centered coral tanning salon striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45751518)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 10:32 AM
Author: Sepia pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#35024989)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Splenetic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#46458527)



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Date: October 17th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Sapphire half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#28986309)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: twisted pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#29939811)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Cracking gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#29952011)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:05 PM
Author: Brass Self-absorbed Fat Ankles Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#30982272)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Curious ticket booth regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#30982323)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: zippy national security agency kitchen

DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE is a classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32745823)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Sapphire half-breed

probably GOAT thread of all time with < 75 replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32745836)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: zombie-like karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32745910)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 5:03 PM
Author: Sable vivacious brethren prole

going to use this IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32746010)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 6:47 AM
Author: Talented naked generalized bond parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32935459)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: maroon low-t cruise ship

Pure 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#34126227)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45751406)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: translucent fragrant ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32746042)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Sinister Emerald Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32935655)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: maroon low-t cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#34126222)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: maroon low-t cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#34932023)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:06 AM
Author: duck-like school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#35312272)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 8:44 AM
Author: sooty irate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#37625240)



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Date: February 20th, 2019 6:20 PM
Author: jet pea-brained stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#37815801)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: Azure Gaped International Law Enforcement Agency Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#39885801)



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Date: October 11th, 2020 9:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring unhinged nursing home ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#41093703)



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Date: May 9th, 2021 7:32 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal gay rigpig fanboi

what came first, the video or the thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#42431403)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: razzmatazz senate

The original 'DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE' appeared on another messageboard in the early 2000's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45092949)



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Date: January 6th, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: jet pea-brained stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#43739556)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:03 AM
Author: arousing deranged really tough guy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#44675079)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 3:03 PM
Author: dashing stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45717622)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 7:37 AM
Author: Electric cyan pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#46492508)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: mewling snowy puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#48127156)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Glittery pozpig lay

still one of the very GOAT in-thread posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#49331631)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: pearl boiling water friendly grandma

decades of establishment white guilt propaganda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33529483)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:56 AM
Author: vigorous mint shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24251383)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Honey-headed newt genital piercing

(cumskin dork meekly ordering steak n cheese at subway, hoping they wont ask if he wants the meat heated)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24251390)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:59 AM
Author: flirting bat-shit-crazy point mother

nigger lover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24251401)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

yea, go flip your shit at some sandwich artist making $6/hr. def worth it for the extra pickles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24251743)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: Big Misanthropic Antidepressant Drug

if only they had some ready-to-go basic sandwiches I could grab with a minimum of interaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24251749)



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Date: October 24th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24297002)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: marvelous casino

When we repeal the 13th Amendment, autistic parasites like you will also be shackled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32745896)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Self-centered coral tanning salon striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33529169)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: Twinkling voyeur

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33365917)



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Date: September 6th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: Nighttime amethyst garrison

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#40879181)



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Date: October 24th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

have seen probably 4 or 5 more examples of this since I made this thread. yesterday I saw one lose her shit on this poor asian lady when she informed her that adding cranberries to her salad would cost extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24297000)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:16 PM
Author: mustard sound barrier

flame.

black women don't eat salads, unless deep fried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24391189)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:30 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

i see a lot get salads actually. it's usually the ones that are like 300lbs so i assume it's not all they're eating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24391275)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz senate

You put enough dressing on salads (and they do), and they have more calories than the sangwiches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24391331)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: useless site

(white "male" ordering a salad at Outback)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#26166115)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

the steakhouse salad is a top 5 menu item at Outback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#37440711)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:14 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

another day another rant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24391168)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:15 PM
Author: Flickering native trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24391181)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: exciting blood rage

"DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!" lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24391204)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: Yellow magical church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#24391637)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Misunderstood Exhilarant Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#26166039)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Wild Idiot Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#30982335)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:14 PM
Author: bat shit crazy mexican whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#30982343)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 6:27 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Multi-colored Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33529970)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: maniacal glassy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#34126218)



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Date: March 17th, 2014 8:23 AM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

Another fine example of this last week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#25205153)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Self-centered coral tanning salon striped hyena

U need to,leave mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#26166071)



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Date: March 17th, 2014 8:33 AM
Author: Cream cruel-hearted alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#25205162)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

so many instances since last bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#26165322)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: useless site

lol black women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#26166036)



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Date: September 9th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#26294735)



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Date: September 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: razzle confused masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#26295045)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

Black chick in front of me at Subway today busted the "Oh you gonna have to start that one over" line to the guy. I feel bad for the turdskins who work there.

She actually busted it out twice. First the guy put on the normal two slices of cheese even though she only asked for one. She was ok with him taking it off even though it had already went into the toaster. On the condiments though she asked for only oil but no vinegar but they put on both. That was the last straw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#26333000)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: blue station scourge upon the earth

to be fair that sandwich artist sounds like a gargantuan fuck up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#26333048)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

it was two different sandwich artists. Meat/cheese guy then the condiment/veggie chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#26333111)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Thriller Garnet Twinkling Uncleanness Giraffe

Lol wtf is going on there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#29952017)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

subway is a well lubricated machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33936082)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: comical silver library gay wizard

This.

"Everything but olives"

Artist: *Proceeds to start with olives*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#26333113)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

you said olives, didn't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#26333132)



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Date: May 9th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: passionate stock car heaven

online ordering has been something of a godsend for reducing this sort of fuckup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#42431434)



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Date: January 3rd, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Glittery pozpig lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#48516662)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Ivory Irradiated Indian Lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#26333055)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: razzle confused masturbator

Why are so many Subways owned by turdskins now? I refuse to dine their now, because I don't want a turd handling my food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#26333121)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: flatulent titillating range private investor

I think the franchise opportunities are marketed by turds to other turds in the community. They save $$ but hiring their family members to work for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32745882)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: razzmatazz senate

Also minority small business loans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32935648)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:55 PM
Author: marvelous casino

cheapest franchise to buy into

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32745941)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Self-centered coral tanning salon striped hyena

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#29951987)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#28184086)



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Date: October 17th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: Self-centered coral tanning salon striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#28986390)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Transparent violent haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#29951866)



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Date: March 15th, 2016 5:59 PM
Author: Thriller Garnet Twinkling Uncleanness Giraffe

Just watched black woman deal with court clerk.

With attitude: "So you don't know the court date then?" (Implying he's incompetent)

The clerk says something that makes her feel stupid, something about she has to make her own copies, the court doesn't make copies for her.

"OH OKAY THAT'S FINE," she yells.

Then she walked away, but made sure she sighed really loud and then mumbled something under her breath to announce her dissatisfaction with the entire process. Thought I'd share.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#30063836)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: razzle confused masturbator

WHERE DA MANAGER AT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#30982321)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32745687)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: bat shit crazy mexican whorehouse

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32745851)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 7:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed rose gaping gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32935480)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: olive plaza persian

where pizza at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32745937)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 7:36 AM
Author: Excitant hot stag film messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32935487)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: appetizing pearly home old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#32935811)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33365885)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: 180 mental disorder

almost as good as the "JUST LET IT DO WHAT IT DO" thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33365983)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Talented naked generalized bond parlor

lol this is one of my "red dot" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33365988)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 3:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Opaque Forum Trump Supporter

?

Thread is about blacks, not Indians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#40881302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Excitant hot stag film messiness

Lol black dood at the deli did this last week bc they put too many peppers and onions on his sandwich. He was mad AF and all like "I AINT EATIN DAT". Ofc I thought of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33366013)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Talented naked generalized bond parlor

tbf most proles/poors like to be highly expressive micromanagers when ordering food, it's one of the few areas of life where--just for a moment--they're in control so they milk it for all it's worth.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33366045)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: 180 mental disorder

good point. the artist works for him, if only for a few seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33367609)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: razzmatazz senate

I regret poasting in this deeply problematic thread and accidentally creating a classic racist meme :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33366049)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: spectacular mauve coldplay fan

I find this thread highly insulting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33367738)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: 180 mental disorder

any more scenes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33529163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Self-centered coral tanning salon striped hyena

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33529164)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: painfully honest locale

one of the best threads of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33529165)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: 180 mental disorder

*recent time*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33529170)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: citrine boyish den

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PBWAm7jHcJY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33529509)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: hairraiser infuriating multi-billionaire

holy shit lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33821656)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: carmine church building

Not sure how I missed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33821884)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Magenta charismatic quadroon temple

OMG LITERALLY "DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE"

THIS DESERVES 1,000 BUMPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33936052)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: trip hyperventilating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#34485445)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed rose gaping gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#34485446)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: dead halford

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#34586373)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Lilac Crackhouse

Hilarious that chicks are always calling their husband/boyfriend to fight for them....equality my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#34586430)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: zombie-like karate

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#35274125)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:58 AM
Author: Saffron swashbuckling office macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#35312255)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:06 AM
Author: duck-like school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#35312271)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: Excitant hot stag film messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#35312399)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: beady-eyed rose gaping gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33741152)



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Date: July 11th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33748958)



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Date: July 11th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Odious State Sex Offender

*this thread has been marked precedential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33748964)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 12:06 AM
Author: beady-eyed rose gaping gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33821630)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 9:52 PM
Author: heady brunch azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#46809778)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: aqua dilemma therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33936042)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Magenta charismatic quadroon temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33936047)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#33936063)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed rose gaping gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#34126204)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:19 AM
Author: beady-eyed rose gaping gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#34485443)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:23 AM
Author: Khaki Boistinker Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#34485451)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: beady-eyed rose gaping gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#34586364)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: Turquoise personal credit line

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2#24251292

Is that where it all began?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#34932470)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: laughsome filthy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#35025102)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: geriatric provocative elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#35171388)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

Lulzy one today in the chick fil a drive thru line. Sent back her fries because DEY TOO COLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#35274095)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:59 AM
Author: Saffron swashbuckling office macaca

tbf I've done the same before when they've literally come out lower than room temperature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#35312256)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: angry fantasy-prone becky piazza

(Guy meekly eating cold fries bc he too SHOOK by the idea of confrontation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#39224467)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Self-centered coral tanning salon striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#39663876)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Self-centered coral tanning salon striped hyena

I stand with the nigress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45751533)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: Glittery pozpig lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#36263391)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: histrionic cowardly pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#37183496)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 9:29 AM
Author: Peach bossy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#37625333)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz senate

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#37722450)



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Date: February 20th, 2019 6:18 PM
Author: plum pungent faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#37815792)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: geriatric provocative elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#39224438)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Peach bossy center

As moast know, I spend significant spare time at bars.

So I see this with black women & drink orders consistently.

They always order some kind of extravagant, super-sweet drink & there’s inevitably some kind of problem. Often they will have the bartender remake the drink, & then take one sip out of the new drink, grimace, & leave it.

There seem to be two motivations at play based on my repeated analysis.

1. Some are trying to get their drink comped.

2. Almost all get off about the “power” dynamic they have in these interactions. Black women are pretty much the most undesirable demographic in existence. Most get little attention & have little power in their everyday lives (unless in HR). They have deep insecurities & feelings of inferiority. So they eat up their minimal opportunities of having control & reversing the slave/master dynamic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#39224534)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 11:08 AM
Author: Black Hominid

Not sure this poast really adds value ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#39404425)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 4:18 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

thread is mostly about black women ordering sandwiches in line in front of you. bars and clubs is a whole different dynamic i'm sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#39541864)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 4:39 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#39663340)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 6:04 PM
Author: carmine church building

Since the link above is no longer working:

https://youtu.be/RmCfLA8_J6k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#39663839)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Turquoise personal credit line

Lettuce link: https://youtu.be/RmCfLA8_J6k?t=115

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#39663874)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: Medicated black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#39885833)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 5:00 PM
Author: zombie-like karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#39885874)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: slimy institution legend

Xo bitch bois proven wrong as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#46492518)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: Honey-headed newt genital piercing

take some a dat lettuce of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#42358481)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: Bisexual Public Bath Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#39885806)



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Date: April 1st, 2020 3:09 PM
Author: jet pea-brained stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#39917214)



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Date: June 15th, 2020 8:27 AM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

The whole shitshow in Atlanta was probably caused by some black woman holding up the drive thru line, causing the dood to literally pass out from waiting at a standstill for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#40419461)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Master Pussy Eater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#49691675)



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Date: September 6th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: bat shit crazy mexican whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#40878564)



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Date: September 6th, 2020 4:17 PM
Author: Glittery pozpig lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#40879163)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 3:03 AM
Author: Glittery pozpig lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#40881288)



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Date: September 10th, 2020 8:37 AM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#40897491)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#41746431)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 3:50 PM
Author: dark stirring internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#41397901)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 1:57 AM
Author: Self-centered coral tanning salon striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#42078502)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 9:35 PM
Author: dark stirring internal respiration

DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#43203738)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 10:22 AM
Author: Gold adventurous telephone

it was posted only one minute after the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#46458539)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 10:01 PM
Author: motley rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#43203893)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: charcoal box office

when I was a potbelly legend I had to deal with these retards on both sides of the line. I wanted to kill myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#43203912)



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Date: January 5th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#43737167)



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Date: January 6th, 2022 1:41 AM
Author: Self-centered coral tanning salon striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#43737852)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: obsidian lascivious step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#43850724)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: motley rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#43850943)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:00 AM
Author: arousing deranged really tough guy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#44675052)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:13 AM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45092856)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:18 AM
Author: Mahogany nofapping hall

SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45092884)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: Bateful grizzly abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45092925)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: supple vengeful toaster

MUTTARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45092921)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

I'm literally the OP of this thread and have been bumping it for almost a decade and have never noticed the "MUTTARD" line until today.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45092938)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 1:40 AM
Author: beady-eyed rose gaping gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#47126983)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 3:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed newt genital piercing

*hurls a chair at OP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45717619)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 3:28 PM
Author: concupiscible brindle mood

this issue has only gotten worse since the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45717774)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating nibblets sanctuary

happy 2023 folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45750938)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: Self-centered coral tanning salon striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45750978)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: jet pea-brained stage philosopher-king

i'm a not tattoomo but have sometimes considered getting a deep cut irony tattoo somewhere discrete. if i did, it would be "dats too many lettuce" on my ass or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45750987)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: Honey-headed newt genital piercing

a lot of people readign this thread have STILL not clicked the youtube link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45751008)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: jet pea-brained stage philosopher-king

that link was ON POINT and like it was made for the thread, however it has been removed for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45751414)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed newt genital piercing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmCfLA8_J6k&t=115s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45751423)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: jet pea-brained stage philosopher-king

lmfaoooooooo classiccccc

"she shoulda swallowed yo faggot ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45751425)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:04 PM
Author: Flesh Location Hunting Ground

discreet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45751430)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 9:58 AM
Author: jet pea-brained stage philosopher-king

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/110efn2/subway_employee_shot_and_killed_for_putting_too/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45922992)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: supple vengeful toaster

In fairness, that is a truckload of mayo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#45923040)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: Glittery pozpig lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#46309764)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 9:27 PM
Author: Vibrant Area Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#46809712)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 1:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed rose gaping gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#47126980)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 7:51 PM
Author: Smoky theatre degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#47145355)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 2:07 AM
Author: geriatric provocative elastic band



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Date: January 5th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: ocher dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#47253895)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: drunken wonderful field patrolman

It sounds like you're referring to a broader conversation about stereotypes and societal expectations. Black women, like anyone, should be able to order a sandwich without any assumptions or judgments attached to their behavior. Unfortunately, systemic biases and stereotypes can lead to unfair scrutiny or misunderstandings. It’s important to approach these topics with sensitivity and an understanding of the larger social context. If you want to discuss this further or share specific examples, I’m here to listen!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#48127166)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 2:27 PM
Author: henna hissy fit

Ask what he would do if he were waiting in a subway line for 20 mins while some fat negress screamed “SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT” etc at the Pajeet behind the counter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#48127183)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: Electric cyan pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#48501578)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: hairless diverse orchestra pit yarmulke

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#48516710)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Glittery pozpig lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#48516964)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Ruddy Address

It's amazing how well the faces get done while the fingers are always a gnarled mess. AI also seems to think this lady should have a toe on her hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#48517078)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: floppy aggressive university crotch



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Electric cyan pistol

180 how this thread has lived long enough to utilize AI technology

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Date: May 4th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Glittery pozpig lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#48903047)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: supple vengeful toaster

tbf, that really IS too much lettuce

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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Glittery pozpig lay

(negress)

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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Electric cyan pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2...id.#49514090)