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Put an ad on Craigslist- said I love eating pussy/am great @ it

Just mixing it up with something different from my couples a...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
What was the reply?
Cruel-hearted marvelous brunch
  01/09/14
She replied with "make me cum" and told me she's i...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
Yikes!
Cruel-hearted marvelous brunch
  01/09/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone ebony mad cow disease sweet tailpipe
  01/09/14
titcy!
Hairless Insecure Twinkling Uncleanness Faggotry
  01/09/14
? Even if she refused to send me any other pics of her, I...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
I could see doing that for the edge factor. but damn m...
Stimulating idiot
  01/09/14
wildly ungroomed and hairy too
dull out-of-control set people who are hurt
  01/09/14
god knows what a petri dish of STDs that roast beef curtain ...
Supple Pit
  01/09/14
*spits out chewed up roast beef sandwich, struggles not to r...
dull out-of-control set people who are hurt
  01/09/14
Guess her gender, too.
Swashbuckling messiness pervert
  01/09/14
Pretty much what I would expect it to look like after a heal...
mauve corner
  01/09/14
mmmm rotten corned beef
Supple Pit
  01/09/14
jfc clean cut cocks look so much better than pussies
Contagious gaming laptop
  01/09/14
feeling slightly nauseous
Arousing nowag legal warrant
  01/09/14
imagine eating clam chowder to that
Supple Pit
  01/09/14
or OUT of it
dull out-of-control set people who are hurt
  01/09/14
*literally dry heaves*
Supple Pit
  01/09/14
...
Arousing nowag legal warrant
  01/09/14
Now imagine it's a nice yeasty bread bowl...with hair.
dull out-of-control set people who are hurt
  01/09/14
*finally throws up*
Supple Pit
  01/09/14
hahahaha oh god i might have to leave this thread chunky ...
Arousing nowag legal warrant
  01/09/14
I just turned gay
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  01/09/14
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  05/17/14
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carmine laughsome scourge upon the earth
  08/05/14
straightest comment in this subthread
provocative partner meetinghouse
  11/15/14
ewwwwwwwwww
Wild salmon church building
  01/09/14
that is literally the most disgusting link i've clicked on x...
sick spot haunted graveyard
  04/01/14
never again never again not safe 4 life not safe 4 life
Walnut Sandwich
  04/01/14
somewhat disturbing that im in an agreement with a gay dood
aromatic azn
  04/01/14
i think i'm starting to understand you better
carmine laughsome scourge upon the earth
  08/05/14
Would absolutely eat that for 1-2 hours.
milky love of her life
  04/01/14
EWWWWWW
180 vengeful rigpig
  05/17/14
And you'll never forget it.
razzmatazz ivory telephone
  05/17/14
30
rose potus
  11/15/14
Lol. Just an update, I Didn't bother to meet this one
passionate turdskin dopamine
  11/15/14
Whorie outted
Dun hyperventilating church alpha
  11/15/14
DAMN YOU IMGUR DAMN YOU TO HELL
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  07/29/26
Woman in OP has not replied back yet. Here's Another girl...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
...
insane mexican
  01/09/14
lllolll
Supple Pit
  01/09/14
Agreed. She barely looks like a woman. Lol at Asian fetishis...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
i want to ask u again: why do you do this to urself bro?
Supple Pit
  01/09/14
Sometimes I find good pussy and the excitement of fucking st...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
...
Supple Pit
  01/09/14
truth
Hideous whorehouse
  01/09/14
lolol
Walnut Sandwich
  04/01/14
I fucked a fat chick from Craigslist once. She was really f...
beady-eyed space toilet seat
  01/09/14
did she have a great time as well
Supple Pit
  01/09/14
She said really liked me and texted for a week after but was...
beady-eyed space toilet seat
  01/09/14
she's plain but i bet below decks doesn't look like a boarsh...
Arousing nowag legal warrant
  01/09/14
First chick is in my city though. 5-10 minute drive vs 40 mi...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
175 visual
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  01/09/14
easy solution: make her drive to you
Self-centered Marketing Idea
  01/09/14
I don't bring Craigslist sluts to my place unless they are e...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
that one looks pretty harmless
Self-centered Marketing Idea
  01/09/14
famous last words
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carmine laughsome scourge upon the earth
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provocative partner meetinghouse
  11/15/14
Dude you usually fuck fat old wives. At least she is young...
ruby underhanded volcanic crater
  01/09/14
It blows my mind that there are actual women who reply to st...
razzle-dazzle ungodly wrinkle station
  01/09/14
I rarely get more than 2 real woman per ad. It takes persist...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
lol i was just about to say "don't forget the 5% gay me...
Arousing nowag legal warrant
  01/09/14
Seems low, but lol, yes, you will definitely get dudes sugge...
beady-eyed space toilet seat
  01/09/14
man i have no idea just a guess
Arousing nowag legal warrant
  01/09/14
how much money are we talkin?
Unholy fiercely-loyal hell
  01/09/14
I've posted four ads to craigslist and gotten laid from them...
beady-eyed space toilet seat
  01/09/14
Cr.
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
did you post a pic w the ad
razzle-dazzle ungodly wrinkle station
  01/09/14
Not of me, but each one tied into my ad which was really wel...
beady-eyed space toilet seat
  01/09/14
That's amazing. I never get more than a handful of replies f...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
You ever posted in m4w NOT casual encounters? I posted a me...
beady-eyed space toilet seat
  01/09/14
You, sir, are an asset to the board.
Sticky toaster box office
  01/09/14
i believe it. before spam bots, i had great success on craig...
Wild salmon church building
  01/09/14
I got one other reply yesterday. Much wordier than usual res...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
Are you such a man?
beady-eyed space toilet seat
  01/09/14
Her 2nd email to me after I requested a pic: "I want...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
Rock her world before she leaves it.
beady-eyed space toilet seat
  01/09/14
She looks 70+. Would be the oldest pussy I have ever entere...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
JFC man.
Supple Pit
  01/09/14
Rofl. Yeah who am I kidding. It would be horrifying
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
pls tell me ur just flaming even if ur not
Supple Pit
  01/09/14
I'm the real deal bro. Going to post one more ad tonight
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
TY
Cruel-hearted marvelous brunch
  01/09/14
You're my hero, just thought you should know
Comical Cruise Ship
  01/09/14
lollllll
Walnut Sandwich
  04/01/14
AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17lf...
Supple Pit
  01/09/14
Thank you for early morning coffee spit take LOL
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  01/10/14
...
Walnut Sandwich
  04/01/14
...
razzmatazz ivory telephone
  05/17/14
was trembling in anticipation by the time i got to the pic (...
Arousing nowag legal warrant
  01/09/14
oh geez...
Talented emerald hospital
  01/09/14
OH GOD, OH--
Supple Pit
  01/09/14
...
Talented emerald hospital
  01/09/14
...
Arousing nowag legal warrant
  01/09/14
I fucking laughed out loud
Titillating bronze locus trust fund
  01/09/14
youre a legendary poaster never change
Hideous whorehouse
  01/09/14
Ty
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
...
Walnut Sandwich
  04/01/14
Damn that looks exactly like my grandma
Chocolate Center International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/09/14
180
ruby underhanded volcanic crater
  01/09/14
I can't wait to make my moniker one of the many, many 180000...
sickened karate
  01/09/14
Here is another reply she sent this morning: I live in su...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
98743788
Purple Site
  01/09/14
LOL. LOL. LOL.
Supple Pit
  01/09/14
Wow mang. Is this something you are considering?
Gaped base boiling water
  01/09/14
Lol no. Even I have limits
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
I wonder what kind of response rate one might get if a guy o...
Gaped base boiling water
  01/09/14
Ad for getting pegged = replies from tons of guys offering t...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
My hypothesis is that offering to do fetish-type stuff like ...
Gaped base boiling water
  01/09/14
Any other examples of fetishes I could try? Give me somethin...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
Younger guy looking for a mature for mom roleplay.
Comical Cruise Ship
  01/09/14
Tried this a couple times, no joke. Didn't get ANY responses
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
Do you remember how you worded it at all?
Comical Cruise Ship
  01/09/14
That's the tricky part, guys tend to be accommodating of the...
Gaped base boiling water
  01/09/14
Something about her writing feels off - as 180 as it seems t...
diverse garrison crotch
  01/09/14
I think she is real bro. It sounds like an old woman who is ...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
Someone, somewhere, on another forum, is loling about having...
Naked senate sex offender
  11/15/14
That one really wanted to meet. Of course, I couldn't do it
passionate turdskin dopamine
  11/15/14
Haven't you seen Don Jon? You will find true love through an...
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Naked senate sex offender
  11/16/14
didn't realize julia trolled craigslist for hookups
brass mental disorder office
  01/13/14
lol fuckin lol
razzmatazz ivory telephone
  05/17/14
this is the best post this year
Indecent Party Of The First Part Nursing Home
  11/15/14
Amazing work. Enemadood is a legend
Purple Site
  01/09/14
...
translucent background story national
  01/09/14
180 breh. Give us an example of something you'd write.
garnet mind-boggling hairy legs stead
  01/09/14
Example: Just mixing it up with something different from my ...
beady-eyed space toilet seat
  01/09/14
enjoy oral hpv
Contagious gaming laptop
  01/09/14
HANDS FUCKING DOWN GOATUS POSTER. GODS WORK. 9598498599
Khaki up-to-no-good orchestra pit
  01/09/14
enemad00d deserves UNESCO recognition srs not overhype
Walnut Sandwich
  04/01/14
...
Blue useless kitchen boistinker
  01/09/14
Slow day. No new prospects yet
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/09/14
While I whole-heartedly agree this is 180 and the poaster sh...
Appetizing sadistic famous landscape painting lay
  01/09/14
True. The woman discussed itt seems very lonely.
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  01/09/14
boomers man. boomers. they never were able to admit the idea...
Wild salmon church building
  01/09/14
...
Brilliant Circlehead
  01/09/14
this, crazy to imagine some grandma trolling craigslist for ...
razzle-dazzle ungodly wrinkle station
  01/09/14
worst generation ever
Supple Pit
  01/09/14
This 26 year old mixed chick replied: http://imgur.com/nZ...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/10/14
I'd probably hit it.
dull out-of-control set people who are hurt
  01/10/14
I was considering it. Texting her now and she said "my ...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/10/14
Fuck those big Latina titties
dull out-of-control set people who are hurt
  01/10/14
Yikes!
Cruel-hearted marvelous brunch
  01/10/14
NSFW
ruby underhanded volcanic crater
  01/10/14
4 lyfe u mean
Supple Pit
  01/10/14
Ty
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/10/14
oh god.
Wild salmon church building
  01/10/14
...
histrionic native clown
  01/10/14
180 work brother. Advice for doing this in a bigger city?
histrionic native clown
  01/10/14
Post multiple ads with different themes. Here are my standa...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/10/14
What's the point of this? If you are a real addict, just mo...
glittery feces
  01/10/14
I haven't fucked any of the women I posted ITT. Sometimes yo...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  01/10/14
Fuck you.
Cruel-hearted marvelous brunch
  01/10/14
i had the same questions...
rose potus
  11/15/14
*The* quintessential Enemad00d thread.
Walnut Sandwich
  04/01/14
...
passionate turdskin dopamine
  04/01/14
ur a bort treasure, never stop bro.
Walnut Sandwich
  04/01/14
he is very, very good
carmine laughsome scourge upon the earth
  08/05/14
The Classic enemad00d.
razzmatazz ivory telephone
  05/17/14
...
splenetic bawdyhouse
  08/05/14
fucking amazing
Lime magical locale
  11/15/14
180
big-titted geriatric stock car abode
  11/16/14
great thread
crusty forum idea he suggested
  04/29/20
...
soggy casino ladyboy
  07/29/26
Why was this a dirte tp thread in my memory?
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  07/29/26
Lol’d hard rereading this
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

Just mixing it up with something different from my couples ads and targeting single women. Only 1 reply so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801818)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous brunch

What was the reply?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801833)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

She replied with "make me cum" and told me she's in my city. Attached this pic:

http://imgur.com/bRSblIv

I don't know anything else about her yet and I requested a face pic. Any Bros want to guess her age based on the pussy pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801836)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous brunch

Yikes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801845)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone ebony mad cow disease sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801848)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: Hairless Insecure Twinkling Uncleanness Faggotry

titcy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801856)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

?

Even if she refused to send me any other pics of her, I think I would still show up to her place with the intention of eating her pussy and fucking her. There would be something thrilling about that kind of anonymity and surprise. I'm just that crazy man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801857)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Stimulating idiot

I could see doing that for the edge factor.

but

damn man - that pussy and asshold look seriously damaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801866)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: dull out-of-control set people who are hurt

wildly ungroomed and hairy too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801871)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Supple Pit

god knows what a petri dish of STDs that roast beef curtain has

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801961)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: dull out-of-control set people who are hurt

*spits out chewed up roast beef sandwich, struggles not to regurgitate meal*

THANKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801973)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling messiness pervert

Guess her gender, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801859)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: mauve corner

Pretty much what I would expect it to look like after a healthy dose of dat BMC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801864)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Supple Pit

mmmm rotten corned beef

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801875)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Contagious gaming laptop

jfc clean cut cocks look so much better than pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801904)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Arousing nowag legal warrant

feeling slightly nauseous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801943)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Supple Pit

imagine eating clam chowder to that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801949)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: dull out-of-control set people who are hurt

or OUT of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801956)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Supple Pit

*literally dry heaves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801972)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Arousing nowag legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801976)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: dull out-of-control set people who are hurt

Now imagine it's a nice yeasty bread bowl...with hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801980)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: Supple Pit

*finally throws up*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802039)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Arousing nowag legal warrant

hahahaha oh god i might have to leave this thread

chunky protein shake might not stay down if i don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801958)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: Lavender charismatic university

I just turned gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24804504)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz ivory telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#25578052)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:56 AM
Author: carmine laughsome scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#26064069)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: provocative partner meetinghouse

straightest comment in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#26726713)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Wild salmon church building

ewwwwwwwwww

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805758)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: sick spot haunted graveyard

that is literally the most disgusting link i've clicked on xo--maybe anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#25306602)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: Walnut Sandwich

never again never again not safe 4 life not safe 4 life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#25306609)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: aromatic azn

somewhat disturbing that im in an agreement with a gay dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#25306822)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: carmine laughsome scourge upon the earth

i think i'm starting to understand you better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#26064071)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: milky love of her life

Would absolutely eat that for 1-2 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#25306855)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: 180 vengeful rigpig

EWWWWWW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#25578033)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:49 AM
Author: razzmatazz ivory telephone

And you'll never forget it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#25578056)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: rose potus

30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#26726608)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

Lol. Just an update, I Didn't bother to meet this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#26726615)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Dun hyperventilating church alpha

Whorie outted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#26726730)



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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: jade menage goal in life

DAMN YOU IMGUR

DAMN YOU TO HELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#50032947)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

Woman in OP has not replied back yet.

Here's Another girl who replied to me yesterday (posted a different ad where I came off as an alpha bro wanting to destroy her pussy):

http://imgur.com/FrTPAQt

http://imgur.com/QheWczj

I could meet her tonight but it's about a 40 minute drive and she's nothing special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801906)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: insane mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801915)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Supple Pit

lllolll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801922)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

Agreed. She barely looks like a woman. Lol at Asian fetishists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801925)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Supple Pit

i want to ask u again: why do you do this to urself bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801930)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

Sometimes I find good pussy and the excitement of fucking strange is life's greatest pleasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801947)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Supple Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801950)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:54 AM
Author: Hideous whorehouse

truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802089)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: Walnut Sandwich

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#25306614)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed space toilet seat

I fucked a fat chick from Craigslist once. She was really fat but I had a fucking great time doing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801951)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: Supple Pit

did she have a great time as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801965)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed space toilet seat

She said really liked me and texted for a week after but was savvy enough to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801977)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Arousing nowag legal warrant

she's plain but i bet below decks doesn't look like a boarshead delivery truck careened into a ravine like that first chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801954)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

First chick is in my city though. 5-10 minute drive vs 40 minutes each way. I'm waiting on her face pic to decide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801963)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:13 AM
Author: umber stirring theatre mood

175 visual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802798)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Self-centered Marketing Idea

easy solution: make her drive to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802053)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:49 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

I don't bring Craigslist sluts to my place unless they are exceptionally hot or I have no other choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802059)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: Self-centered Marketing Idea

that one looks pretty harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802069)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:09 AM
Author: translucent background story national

famous last words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802160)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:24 AM
Author: violent coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802631)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: Walnut Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#25306616)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: carmine laughsome scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#26064080)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Bateful dead codepig piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#26726600)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: provocative partner meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#26726722)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:21 AM
Author: ruby underhanded volcanic crater

Dude you usually fuck fat old wives. At least she is young and nubile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802837)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ungodly wrinkle station

It blows my mind that there are actual women who reply to stuff like this I would've thought it would be 90% fake / scammers w the other 10% land beasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801945)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

I rarely get more than 2 real woman per ad. It takes persistence and patience. Most of it is spam and gay men offering me money to suck my dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801957)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Arousing nowag legal warrant

lol i was just about to say "don't forget the 5% gay men offering the next best thing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801962)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: beady-eyed space toilet seat

Seems low, but lol, yes, you will definitely get dudes suggesting you just put on some straight porn and let it do what it do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801983)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Arousing nowag legal warrant

man i have no idea just a guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801999)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Unholy fiercely-loyal hell

how much money are we talkin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24804495)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed space toilet seat

I've posted four ads to craigslist and gotten laid from them 6 times (6 chicks/women/sex offenders[serious not flame, registered sex offender]). If you write a good ad and do not care where your dick goes, it's out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801959)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801966)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ungodly wrinkle station

did you post a pic w the ad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802008)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed space toilet seat

Not of me, but each one tied into my ad which was really well written. Write something that is literally the best thing on your Craigslist and you'll get 20+ replies from real girls. It's not hard to do if you're a good writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802032)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

That's amazing. I never get more than a handful of replies from women. 20+ is insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802075)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed space toilet seat

You ever posted in m4w NOT casual encounters? I posted a message where I was looking for someone to help me get over a bad breakup and I explicitly wasn't looking for sex. Had sex that night, the next day and the following weekend three different chicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802102)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Sticky toaster box office

You, sir, are an asset to the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802292)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Wild salmon church building

i believe it. before spam bots, i had great success on craigslist, i never however updated my game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805784)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

I got one other reply yesterday. Much wordier than usual responses:

"I have been fascinated by your handsome body and nice package. I wonder if you find older bbw's worthy of your passionate attention? I'm only available during daytimes and wanted to email to not waste your time. I'm seeking such a man to enter my tightness as I've not been with a man in many years. I need someone patient and knowledgeable in stretching... could you be such a man?

D"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801969)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: beady-eyed space toilet seat

Are you such a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801984)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

Her 2nd email to me after I requested a pic:

"I want a man who takes command and knows exactly how to please a woman best. Your body is that of a real man's not someone who is ashamed of his glory. Your strength is obvious and attractive. Virility is potent and obvious and very sexy..

I live in (redacted). I have attached a picture; as you might imagine, women of my era do not have naughty views available. I have a wicked imagination and an openness to let go when I'm in the right hands. I want a man who will take his time in enjoying multiple joys. A man who knows that a woman well satisfied will want him deep and hard within. I want a man with honor to trust with my most precious gift. I want to open my love flower to a lover of women who will bring hot sweaty joy.

Please send me more visual temptation. I love to look at your body and that rock hard cock of yours. I want to know that you are the man who can take care of my very hungry and desirous pussy.

Send me more... I beg of you nicely!

I hope my words have your cock tingling. My clit it trembling at the thought of the pleasure you would bring me."

She attached this pic of her (not flame): http://imgur.com/PYppj10



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24801992)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed space toilet seat

Rock her world before she leaves it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802002)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

She looks 70+. Would be the oldest pussy I have ever entered. I don't know if I have it in me but maybe I could do it for xo. I requested pussy pics and nudes from her but she hasn't sent any yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802015)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Supple Pit

JFC man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802020)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

Rofl. Yeah who am I kidding. It would be horrifying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802024)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Supple Pit

pls tell me ur just flaming even if ur not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802030)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

I'm the real deal bro. Going to post one more ad tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802052)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous brunch

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24804914)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Comical Cruise Ship

You're my hero, just thought you should know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24804929)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: Walnut Sandwich

lollllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#25306622)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Supple Pit

AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17lfvj3xb9gn1jpg/original.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802007)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:50 AM
Author: spectacular overrated roast beef

Thank you for early morning coffee spit take LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24809023)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: Walnut Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#25306624)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:52 AM
Author: razzmatazz ivory telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#25578068)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Arousing nowag legal warrant

was trembling in anticipation by the time i got to the pic (the morbid curiosity kind obviously, not like her trembling)

absolutely did not disappoint

jfc how do you have this much testosterone man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802010)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Talented emerald hospital

oh geez...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802014)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Supple Pit

OH GOD, OH--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802017)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:46 AM
Author: Talented emerald hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802046)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: Arousing nowag legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802073)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:55 AM
Author: Titillating bronze locus trust fund

I fucking laughed out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802090)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: Hideous whorehouse

youre a legendary poaster never change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802100)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 2:10 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802331)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: Walnut Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#25306627)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:21 AM
Author: Chocolate Center International Law Enforcement Agency

Damn that looks exactly like my grandma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802801)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:24 AM
Author: ruby underhanded volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24802845)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: sickened karate

I can't wait to make my moniker one of the many, many 18000000 lines from this. 180 to you, never retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24804887)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

Here is another reply she sent this morning:

I live in such a small town, forgive my shyness yet to show you my most precious jewels... I need your eyes = not a cold screen. Let me give you a better picture right now. We draw close to find pleasure and a quick shot isn't what I want... hope you don't either!

I need your fingers and lips opening flowers and inspiring "towers" of showers... I want to know you will be patient before you open my package. I like building anticipation and erotic feelings. Foreplay me to insanity and I'll beg for relief.

Like visualizing you meeting me at the door freshly showered with only a towel on. As I pass the door, your towel slips and I see the rock hard cock standing up for me. I want your fingers on buttons, undoing zippers and slipping my clothes off. You guide me towards the bed with sucking and tingling touch. You eat my entire body like a feast for a king. I want to see your black head of hair framed by my soft white thighs. I want to buck and scream on your tongue. Then to stretch my tiny tight pussy with your slow gentle fingers. For this is the key to opening the magic gates of pure burning hot pleasure. I want to feel you rise and plunge your hot dick dagger into my wet sweet pussy. I want to grab you deep within. I want to feel your manhood and strength and gentleness and relentless mind fucking until we both scream - you hot precious cum filling my delicious pink slit. And then withdrawing, your keep rubbing covering my burning little wet clit with more of you.

Is that a picture you can frame? How is your daytime opening on Friday or next week? I have to be back down south and on earth in the afternoon. What can you do to get this done? Will you give assurance that you will respect my wishes? Dominant doesn't mean you have all the power and I know I have the ultimate control...

Are you the man up for the task

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24804961)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805075)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: Purple Site

98743788

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805148)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Supple Pit

LOL. LOL. LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805156)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Gaped base boiling water

Wow mang.

Is this something you are considering?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805225)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

Lol no. Even I have limits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805245)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: Gaped base boiling water

I wonder what kind of response rate one might get if a guy offered to do something that a lot of guys wouldn't do.

Like if a guy offered to get pegged or something.

Any idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805476)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

Ad for getting pegged = replies from tons of guys offering to fuck your ass. Very few women are into that so it likely wouldn't get you anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805497)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:13 PM
Author: Gaped base boiling water

My hypothesis is that offering to do fetish-type stuff like that might somehow translate into better odds of pulling chicks from the more attractive end of the spectrum. Girls that find it easy to get laid but have trouble finding dudes to work out whatever kink they have.

And if a girl pegs you, you know she's gonna be up for (and even expect) anal in return.

One of these days I intend to test my hypothesis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805647)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:21 PM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

Any other examples of fetishes I could try? Give me something slightly less extreme than getting fucked in the ass and ill test your hypothesis tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805692)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Comical Cruise Ship

Younger guy looking for a mature for mom roleplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805707)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:24 PM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

Tried this a couple times, no joke. Didn't get ANY responses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805718)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Comical Cruise Ship

Do you remember how you worded it at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805728)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Gaped base boiling water

That's the tricky part, guys tend to be accommodating of the fetishes of women. So you gotta be willing to do the kind of stuff a lot of guys would be reluctant to do.

I kind of wonder if a pair of guys offering MMF threesomes might get some play. Though that is more extreme than pegging IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805813)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: diverse garrison crotch

Something about her writing feels off - as 180 as it seems that you are getting hit on by a 70 yo woman, this seems almost like a Nigerian scam or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805890)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

I think she is real bro. It sounds like an old woman who is incredibly horny and sex starved, with a very active imagination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#24805918)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: Naked senate sex offender

Someone, somewhere, on another forum, is loling about having trolled your ad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#26726743)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

That one really wanted to meet. Of course, I couldn't do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id.#26726778)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 4:09 AM
Author: Electric french chef rehab

Haven't you seen Don Jon? You will find true love through an older woman. Lest ye forget the wise words of Ben Franklin:

"[I]n all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!"

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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:02 PM
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Date: January 13th, 2014 7:35 AM
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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:53 AM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Indecent Party Of The First Part Nursing Home

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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: Purple Site

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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:11 AM
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: beady-eyed space toilet seat

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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:59 AM
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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:29 AM
Author: Khaki up-to-no-good orchestra pit

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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Walnut Sandwich

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Date: January 9th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Blue useless kitchen boistinker



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:08 PM
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:19 PM
Author: Seedy plum corn cake theater

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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Wild salmon church building

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Date: January 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
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Date: January 9th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ungodly wrinkle station

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Date: January 9th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Supple Pit

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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:35 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:37 AM
Author: dull out-of-control set people who are hurt

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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:39 AM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: dull out-of-control set people who are hurt

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Date: January 10th, 2014 4:12 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous brunch

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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: ruby underhanded volcanic crater

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Date: January 10th, 2014 10:05 AM
Author: Supple Pit

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Date: January 10th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: Wild salmon church building

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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: histrionic native clown



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: histrionic native clown

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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: passionate turdskin dopamine

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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: glittery feces

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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:56 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous brunch

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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: rose potus

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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Walnut Sandwich

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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:27 PM
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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Walnut Sandwich

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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:57 AM
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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: razzmatazz ivory telephone

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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:55 AM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:13 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:01 AM
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