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I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone
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How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?
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they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beiji...
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I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease
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More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at t...
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this would be 180 lets do this
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Charismatic school clown

By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;37 EST all active XO poasters are instantly transported to the same forested hillside several miles from the outskirts of ancient Athens. Everyone has on what he/she is wearing and whatever was in your pockets or your hands at the time of transport. What is the most likely result of this strange event?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930901)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: ocher temple shitlib

I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931484)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: effete bateful sweet tailpipe ladyboy



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: floppy dun address

I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact that my phone was on the desk instead of in my pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26474648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Charismatic school clown



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: maroon cheese-eating business firm



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:41 PM
Author: Sooty blathering turdskin

Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give them the secret grip... and wink as I say... it's for life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26658065)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Big disrespectful hall

The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys in weird clothes who don't speak Greek and executes us all before nightfall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930910)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: tripping garrison knife

Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude musclestud... "Noo! I'm one of you! I like your cock! Fuck clothmos right!" *CHOP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930914)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: Khaki nudist gaming laptop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930918)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: brass abnormal electric furnace

lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931204)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Startling bright set

loling in my office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25092349)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: maroon cheese-eating business firm



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: flickering crotch forum



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: slimy police squad

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930979)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Charismatic school clown



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Greedy boiling water trump supporter

There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some roaming hill people. Furthermore everyone knows lawyers are great communicators, we could probably get in good with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931002)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Bistre university

LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm sure they'd love this group of aspie weirdo foreigners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931461)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: slimy police squad

"lawyers are great communicators"

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931494)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Lavender Boltzmann Kitty

180, but at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25092270)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Aqua dashing chapel

"They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26474438)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: abusive center travel guidebook

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26658063)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: talented rehab

Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of technology in this world's 2014. Aside from technology, other scholarship would flourish as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930943)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: Cracking heaven

Would they have enough science to do anything with our smartphones after executing us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930975)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: aphrodisiac zippy stag film

they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you or assumed your form for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930986)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:36 AM
Author: citrine drunken legal warrant

I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowledge of and ability to intermingle with eastern peoples proving invaluable. Similarly my memorization of the Greek alphabet puts in the top .01% intelligence of all citizens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930995)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Iridescent Spectacular Space Feces

How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931498)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: citrine drunken legal warrant

My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parmenides wrote in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931633)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Charismatic school clown



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: aphrodisiac zippy stag film

We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbearable, but the Athenians would think we were sent by the gods or gods ourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930982)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Odious parlor mother

they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beijing, Shanghai, rural China, Taipei, Bangkok, Pattaya, Tokyo etc. and tons of airports all within the last couple of years or so mixing germs with people all the while. the number of people i've mixed germs with is probably as great as europe's population in 300 BC. i'd say we'd wipe them out unintentionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931632)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: violent fragrant selfie

I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24930999)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: smoky whorehouse factory reset button

More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at the freedom to fuck young boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24965155)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Beady-eyed National

this would be 180 lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931007)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: violent fragrant selfie

The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and so would the lack of modern plumbing. You would have no access to medicine, and if your immune system is vulnerable to some bug from that period you would just die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931010)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: honey-headed tanning salon doctorate

lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have never pissed on the side of a highway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26535943)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: Khaki nudist gaming laptop

I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 30 minute call at 4, so I'll have to come back for a little bit but then I am free. Until Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931011)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed National

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931209)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: laughsome parlour background story



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed National



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: Charismatic school clown



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Heady amethyst macaca stage



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: demanding aromatic area toaster



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: maroon cheese-eating business firm



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Author: Stirring fuchsia house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#29746639)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible Cruise Ship

*prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle*

All right bros lets head out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931180)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931213)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931227)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible Cruise Ship

Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails "WE CAN MAKE IT" in the outside of the senate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931269)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: slimy police squad

history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiquity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931295)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible Cruise Ship

"GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931456)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed National

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: tripping garrison knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931468)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Hyperactive meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931476)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:03 PM
Author: slimy police squad

"As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and even Sparta with his golden words... that is when he began his magnum opus, The Republic..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931487)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: grizzly wrinkle mediation

lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931508)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: slimy police squad

don't fight the hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931524)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: grizzly wrinkle mediation

hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931605)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: sable alcoholic sanctuary

(xo poast...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25743638)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: honey-headed tanning salon doctorate

greeks watched on ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26535954)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Vengeful costumed lodge codepig

"While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothing is worse than athletic competition. Firstly they do not know how to live well nor would they be able to do so; for how could a man who is a slave of his jaw and weaker than his belly acquire prosperity beyond his father? Additionally they are not capable of working for a living and making the best of fortune, because they have not learnt good customs and hence change with difficulty when facing a lack of resources. They are illustrious in their youth and go back and forth as statutes of the city. But when bitter old age falls upon them, their humble cloaks are no more through a loss of thread. Also, I blame the custom of the Greeks, who gather together for these men and honour useless pleasures for the sake of a feast. Who by wrestling well or being swift footed or by punching a jaw finely aided his paternal city through the winning of a crown? Will they fight the enemy in their hands or repel them from the fatherland by striking between the shields with their hands? In this no one is silly when standing before the spear. Wise and good men must be wreathed with leaves, along with him who, being a moderate and just man, leads his city very finely and the man who puts away bad deeds with words and diminishes battles and civil wars, for such things are fine both for every city and every one of the Greeks."

- Bbooooooooomripides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25092403)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25512211)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26474621)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: Curious light faggot firefighter site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27589557)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Opaque Sick Casino Place Of Business

"i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the city square"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27587641)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Curious light faggot firefighter site

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27589466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: navy razzmatazz bawdyhouse brethren

even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence to our letters and greek, and after time, would be able to communicate crudely. since there are many SCHOLARS here we know about plato, aristotle, the presocratics and homer, we would be impress them with what we knew. after we got past the language barrier somewhat, we could teach them important things like penicillin, gunpowder, how to make electricity from turbines, improved smelting techniques. we could teach them Newtonian physics, basic biology and chemistry, we could tech them about basic algebra and calculus. assuming we didn't get die, within a year, we'd be considered gods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931491)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: grizzly wrinkle mediation

lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gunpowder, or generate electricity, or smelt, or do anything but queef all day about serial commas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931518)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: navy razzmatazz bawdyhouse brethren

lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get that fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931522)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: citrine drunken legal warrant

Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local homofags within like twenty minutes. Then we would create a crude form of grindr by etching personals on a wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931597)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: slimy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931609)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Onyx high-end headpube son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931763)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931769)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: demanding aromatic area toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931799)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: navy razzmatazz bawdyhouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931962)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24964849)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: burgundy tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24964863)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24964867)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling old irish cottage range

there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24964883)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24965055)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Heady amethyst macaca stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24980787)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24980803)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24980825)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Glassy base community account

jfc we're all done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25092176)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25092410)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Khaki nudist gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25512299)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Heady amethyst macaca stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25743612)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:00 PM
Author: Heady amethyst macaca stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26474330)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: Aqua dashing chapel

moderately overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26474442)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy liquid oxygen field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26474616)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: violent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26535858)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: Heady amethyst macaca stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26656645)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: demanding aromatic area toaster

*Swipes right*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27587627)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: Charismatic school clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#28734625)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: violent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#29746405)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#49693024)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Crimson sandwich giraffe

The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young boys is now socially acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931774)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Hyperactive meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931785)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: sable alcoholic sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25743643)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: trip generalized bond

Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless by my pistol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931793)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Crimson sandwich giraffe

One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931804)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: demanding aromatic area toaster

BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESCEND FROM THE SKIES AND PIERCE THY CRANIUM!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931812)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Crimson sandwich giraffe

I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931819)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: citrine drunken legal warrant

They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd all have a homosexual bacchanal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931818)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: slimy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24932124)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Soggy mexican

...but after he sneezed they would murder him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#29111772)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: talented rehab

We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it just saltpeter and piss? I don't know what saltpeter is or where to get it, but we can ask some Greek dood. Make some primitive arms and conquer the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24931865)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: Pearl Embarrassed To The Bone Point Love Of Her Life

Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significance of the cryptic message carved into over 850 monuments, cave walls, and cliff sides all across Greece that date to between 300 and 280 BC:

DIESELNOJERBPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24932039)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: talented rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24932195)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24932294)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Charismatic school clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25092159)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: walnut duck-like milk water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24965051)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Boyish ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24965130)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: Stimulating sound barrier orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#24965158)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: Jade Sticky Nibblets Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26658096)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 7:30 AM
Author: Concupiscible Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25033828)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Startling bright set

best thread I've read in awhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25092356)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Wild Frum Dysfunction

it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past euclid at all.

but i think you write down general thoughts about what you know about history and modern tech that would sow seeds of inspiration that would advance science by 500 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25512103)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: effete bateful sweet tailpipe ladyboy

(shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25512182)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Shaky Coffee Pot

proving all of "modern" math would be the hard part. showing a bunch of dudes in togas the concept of limits/derivatives or whatnot would be easy until thrasymachus decides to go alpha on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25512258)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: gold brunch idiot

Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amount.

And they'd be able to help you out once they saw the end point.

I also was apparently one of the top undergrads in math proofs at my T14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25512293)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: effete bateful sweet tailpipe ladyboy

maths proof*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27587639)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: copper jap stead

math poofs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27588866)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: elite menage

In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of muscled men with 20-inch penises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25579475)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: Hideous kitchen telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25579487)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: Offensive vibrant mad cow disease home

Most would sit around all day and complain about random topics, all while unable to find employment ... same as here.

The azns would be NOWAGed ... same as here.

lisa rowe, bluesmoke, and the rest of the drug addicts would start walking to Delphi to breath in the gasses and become oracles. They would say the same things there they currently say here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25579488)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: flesh pozpig theatre

Count me in with the Delphic druggies then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25580472)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: Curious light faggot firefighter site

CRIMINALLY underrated poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27589485)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: marvelous obsidian step-uncle's house

Semi-srs response:

-A good number of us would die from various ailments, but not all. Adults are generally pretty sturdy against disease and we generally have okay immune systems since we all got sick (we just had treatments and didn't die). We're vaccinated against many ailments.

-We would have a lot of initial difficulties communicating in Greek, but at least some of us could start rudimentary communications and eventually become fluent. It helps that this being ancient times the needed language is a great deal simpler.

-Being both moderns and mostly poli-sci shitheads we would struggle to help science advance in terms of INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER, but we could still do a great deal simply by explaining what is common knowledge in the future. Even rudimentary HS and college knowledge would enable huge advances in:

Medicine: Germ theory, what body systems do

Physics: Atomic theory, basic Newtonian physics as well as relativity

Chemistry: Elements and the idea of chemical reactions. We could potentially help create basic but influential compounds like gunpowder.

Biology: Cells, genetics, evolution, ecology

Astronomy: Basically everything

Geography: A far more accurate world map even if we're stuck trying to hash it out on paper or something. If we have a map with us, so much the better.

Economics: Concepts like inflation, supply and demand, price bubbles, joint stock companies, banking, etc.

Engineering: Some simple machines could potentially be pushed along by simply explaining the end result. Maybe even a steam engine would be possible.

Military tech: The stirrup would be a big one, if nothing else. If we're pre-Philip, so would the sarissa and pike phalanxes. EDIT: Just noticed this is in 300 BC, so Philip's stuff would have already happened. Ignore that.

...and so forth.

-Benzo would give lots of people HIV, which would be pretty goddamn crippling and likely lead to a huge crackdown on homosexuality as practice cursed by God (this being XO, we would probably end up encouraging this belief).

-We would blame our return to the past on "shitlibs" who destroyed the future, and would describe their beliefs and how they ruined the world. This would ensure shitlibs are never allowed to rise again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25579568)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: Offensive vibrant mad cow disease home

Your last point would make it all worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25579574)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Curious light faggot firefighter site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27589496)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Aqua dashing chapel

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25579613)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: flesh pozpig theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25580663)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Heady amethyst macaca stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25743629)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: marvelous obsidian step-uncle's house

ty for this much appreciated bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#25743732)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: honey-headed tanning salon doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26535973)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Heady amethyst macaca stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26536031)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Dull bearded ape library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26536127)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: demanding aromatic area toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27587632)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Curious light faggot firefighter site

180000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27589500)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: At-the-ready nursing home

A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to get a movie deal from thinking of these silly scenarios

B. /smudge is worshipped as lord and bondsman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26474356)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: rose big-titted property patrolman

I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26474375)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: Adventurous mental disorder corner

as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lone soul standing next to me.

"To be fair," he lisps...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26475240)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: violent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26535871)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: appetizing personal credit line affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26658058)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: effete bateful sweet tailpipe ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27587651)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: poppy principal's office rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#29121927)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#49693037)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Crystalline Tank

Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a printing press and advance civilization hundreds of years. Make soap (if I can remember), try to build a bicycle, click up w other xo posters and form the xo secret society. Introduce the plough and compost to grow olives and grapes. Impregnate as many Greek and Turk girls as I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26536084)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: copper jap stead

No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#28734647)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Crystalline Tank

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#29746556)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: razzle hell azn

i'd prolly chill at the agora and sip some soo cr wine with THEMISTOCLES and dem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#26536089)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: mustard angry fortuitous meteor degenerate

We'd all fuck each other's asses, as was customary at the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27587612)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Stirring fuchsia house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#29746735)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: pea-brained round eye

this was a golden era of nude bodybuilding. first thing i'd do is find one of the famous ancient gyms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#27588596)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: Nubile Internet-worthy State Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#29111696)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: rose big-titted property patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#29113614)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: poppy principal's office rigor

We would create an Academy-like open-aired school in which we sat around and discussed topics like how much to tip for bridal dowries, exit options for BigSophistry, *the* best flat bread in the peloponnese, the FEAR after a wine-soaked weekend, whether a new Macedonian king will "make Athens great again," shit-platonists, and responding to flame about whether some poaster actually slept with an Egyptian princess (and then going "oh shit!" and freaking out when he produces a hieroglyphics message with the imperial seal responding flirtatiously to his lick message).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...id.#29113871)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: shivering irradiated twinkling uncleanness market



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,




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