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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:39 PM Author: Fluffy Cerebral Scourge Upon The Earth Trailer Park Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, played by the world's best athletes.
Hey, we only get 10 shots on goal the entire 90 minutes, let me just sail this one fifteen yards over the cross bar whoops |
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:44 PM Author: Fluffy Cerebral Scourge Upon The Earth Trailer Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763711) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:45 PM Author: crystalline high-end station Soccermos, explain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763719) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:46 PM Author: Slimy philosopher-king cuckoldry Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numbers every time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763728) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:48 PM Author: Fluffy Cerebral Scourge Upon The Earth Trailer Park I was waiting for this.
Imagine an NFL where every game you watched included multiple throws 15 yards over the receivers hands and out of the back of the endzone. Whoops. |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: idiotic native organic girlfriend Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763757) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: Indigo beta mood (Actual retard) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25923934) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: Heady flesh round eye baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25924487) |
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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:41 AM Author: charismatic learning disabled abode bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or miss completely only 2/3 of the time you'll be one of the best players in the game and likely make the HOF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#47297704) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: crystalline high-end station And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there has to be this Academy Award winning performance where the shooter clutches his head with both hands in disbelief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763762) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: Hairraiser bisexual point becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25925177) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: lilac chapel They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are moving. Soccer players miss a giant, stationary goal after taking two minutes setting up the shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763747) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: irradiated mint cruise ship dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763756) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: crystalline high-end station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763768) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:56 PM Author: Slimy philosopher-king cuckoldry Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defending against you in world class soccer. There is not offensive line to give you room and time to set up the kick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763790) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM Author: lilac chapel They still fuck up free kicks most of the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763842) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:09 PM Author: Henna Jet-lagged Casino Wagecucks free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its just hard to put the right spin on it to make it come back down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763883) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:11 PM Author: Fluffy Cerebral Scourge Upon The Earth Trailer Park any player famous for just blasting through the wall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763898) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM Author: Henna Jet-lagged Casino Wagecucks lmao check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good free kick taker |
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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: Fluffy Cerebral Scourge Upon The Earth Trailer Park pretty curvy stuff.
Predict Lebron's success at being a goalie |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: Flushed awkward state Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky dudes are trying to take their head off. They aren't kicking into a giant stationary rectangle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763751) |
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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:56 AM Author: disrespectful concupiscible legal warrant famous landscape painting they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#47297734) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: beady-eyed base cuckold It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when it's hit hard. Hitting the ball at the wrong spot or off the wrong part of your cleat will send it sailing. When you're hitting the ball as hard the pros, there is very little room for error. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763748) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: Fluffy Cerebral Scourge Upon The Earth Trailer Park This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the question why havent soccer players evolved to the point where they learn to pick the ball up with their hands. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763765) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:58 PM Author: wonderful boiling water digit ratio lol.
just do premise a sport around not using the most dexterous and evolutionarily unique parts of the human body. |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:01 PM Author: Fluffy Cerebral Scourge Upon The Earth Trailer Park I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutionary moment, like a chimp figuring out how to use a stick to get ants out of a tree hollow, when the first one of these eurofuckers tentatively picks the ball up with his hands and experimentally tosses it to an astonished teammate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763827) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM Author: wonderful boiling water digit ratio 180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains to realize you can throw the ball *forward*, thus creating football (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763837) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:31 PM Author: Pearl preventive strike This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remember Max Kellerman making it around the time of a previous world cup. He said you know what would be awesome, if they took soccer, shrank the goal down, move it closer together, get rid of a bunch of the players on the field and put the goal high in the air where you could watch incredible athletes make the ball go in using the evolutionary advantage of the opposable thumb. AKA- I'll watch basketball. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25924498) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:40 PM Author: Arousing water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25923945) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: Pale Gaming Laptop Too strong for their own good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763775) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM Author: Very tactful well-lubricated gaping spot *Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM Author: Violet bateful pozpig or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to make an unimpeded shot on goal or pass to your perfectly positioned teammate, but waiting the extra second until defenders converge on you. They do this a lot too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763815) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM Author: Henna Jet-lagged Casino Wagecucks this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates for tap ins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763864) |
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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:59 AM Author: spectacular library trust fund It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break down two defenders for the spectacular goal which validates their ability rather than try for a more open shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25765660) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:35 PM Author: Doobsian coldplay fan brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned teammate is actually off sides (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25924534) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM Author: supple rambunctious yarmulke It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won't know what's coming next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763817) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: transparent up-to-no-good death wish locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25925127) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM Author: Henna Jet-lagged Casino Wagecucks ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a bit too much and you'll sky it. also, ball is often top spinning when a player takes it first-time, causing it to rise. also, body positioning is often less than ideal when coming on to a free ball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763855) |
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Date: June 17th, 2014 7:06 PM Author: Erotic alcoholic church building stain that's why these guys are the best at the game in their countries. They do nothing but kick soccer balls and run all day, for years and years. They should have this shit figured out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25768124) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: Mind-boggling bossy piazza they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back down but their kick was off, so it never curves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25763877) |
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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:35 AM Author: magenta sick national Makes me love hockey even more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25765573) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: misunderstood ruddy hominid its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25923931) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: Cerise aromatic cuck plaza not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25923944) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: Arousing water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25923938) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:43 PM Author: cordovan skinny woman doctorate All sports are fixed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25923967) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:46 PM Author: Cerise aromatic cuck plaza maybe, but soccer isn't a sport. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25923989) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: titillating fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25924421) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: irradiated mint cruise ship dragon Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands from 15 feet out
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:33 PM Author: Pearl preventive strike Like Baseketball psych out misses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25924515) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Arousing water buffalo *pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course of a game* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25925123) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:23 PM Author: Arousing water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25925281) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: supple rambunctious yarmulke they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer they are rewarded with trophies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25925126) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:06 PM Author: transparent up-to-no-good death wish locale it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you're a hall of famer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25925136) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: titillating fanboi in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25925146) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:08 PM Author: transparent up-to-no-good death wish locale we can still make it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2...id.#25925163) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: irradiated mint cruise ship dragon Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95 miles per hour while moving around?
Oh, no it isn't? |
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