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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?

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translucent indecent field codepig
  06/24/14
I tried this once. I was attempting to use a redacted phr...
Gold theater stage dog poop
  06/30/25
Surgeons use a scalpel Juris doctors use words.
Useless trip incel marketing idea
  06/24/14
o what a scholar!
translucent indecent field codepig
  06/24/14
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Gold theater stage dog poop
  06/28/25
kind of like sorcerers casting spells
peach halford
  06/24/14
cr. Doctors write life saving prescriptions. Juris doc...
Useless trip incel marketing idea
  06/24/14
"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like ...
peach halford
  06/24/14
lol link?
Balding institution
  06/24/14
they're not
Insecure Maize Lodge
  06/24/14
cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high...
maroon tattoo
  06/24/14
There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably ...
Multi-colored pit
  06/24/14
(Julia)
godawful hairless university trust fund
  06/24/14
oh my look at the words
mind-boggling becky
  06/24/14
because anything you read written by a lawyer went through h...
laughsome space mad cow disease
  06/24/14
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Gold theater stage dog poop
  06/28/25
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Mentally impaired son of senegal skinny woman
  06/28/25


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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: translucent indecent field codepig



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Gold theater stage dog poop

I tried this once.

I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.

BAM! The lights hummed.

BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner.

BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is

this is fine thisisfine this isf

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Useless trip incel marketing idea

Surgeons use a scalpel

Juris doctors use words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811351)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: translucent indecent field codepig

o what a scholar!

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Gold theater stage dog poop



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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: peach halford

kind of like sorcerers casting spells

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: Useless trip incel marketing idea

cr.

Doctors write life saving prescriptions.

Juris doctors write life saving briefs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811433)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: peach halford

"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"

"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"

(worst episode of magic school bus ever)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: Balding institution

lol link?

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Insecure Maize Lodge

they're not

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: maroon tattoo

cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored pit

There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811492)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: godawful hairless university trust fund

(Julia)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling becky

oh my look at the words

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM
Author: laughsome space mad cow disease

because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811461)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Gold theater stage dog poop



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Mentally impaired son of senegal skinny woman



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