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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?

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Mind-boggling impressive menage
  06/24/14
I tried this once. I was attempting to use a redacted phr...
Bull headed brunch
  06/30/25
Surgeons use a scalpel Juris doctors use words.
razzle ocher address
  06/24/14
o what a scholar!
Mind-boggling impressive menage
  06/24/14
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Bull headed brunch
  06/28/25
kind of like sorcerers casting spells
Apoplectic chapel trump supporter
  06/24/14
cr. Doctors write life saving prescriptions. Juris doc...
razzle ocher address
  06/24/14
"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like ...
Apoplectic chapel trump supporter
  06/24/14
lol link?
tan point
  06/24/14
they're not
topaz sanctuary
  06/24/14
cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high...
henna stimulating whorehouse idiot
  06/24/14
There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably ...
big really tough guy
  06/24/14
(Julia)
chest-beating center giraffe
  06/24/14
oh my look at the words
Passionate toaster
  06/24/14
because anything you read written by a lawyer went through h...
wild laser beams
  06/24/14
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Bull headed brunch
  06/28/25
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Cowardly contagious half-breed
  06/28/25


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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling impressive menage



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Bull headed brunch

I tried this once.

I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.

BAM! The lights hummed.

BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner.

BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is

this is fine thisisfine this isf

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: razzle ocher address

Surgeons use a scalpel

Juris doctors use words.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling impressive menage

o what a scholar!

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Bull headed brunch



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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Apoplectic chapel trump supporter

kind of like sorcerers casting spells

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: razzle ocher address

cr.

Doctors write life saving prescriptions.

Juris doctors write life saving briefs.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic chapel trump supporter

"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"

"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"

(worst episode of magic school bus ever)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: tan point

lol link?

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: topaz sanctuary

they're not

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: henna stimulating whorehouse idiot

cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: big really tough guy

There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: chest-beating center giraffe

(Julia)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Passionate toaster

oh my look at the words

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM
Author: wild laser beams

because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks."

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Bull headed brunch



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Cowardly contagious half-breed



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