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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM Author: Pungent persian senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811346) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: mahogany erotic national Surgeons use a scalpel
Juris doctors use words. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Pungent persian senate o what a scholar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811354) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM Author: white splenetic depressive hissy fit kind of like sorcerers casting spells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811425) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM Author: mahogany erotic national cr.
Doctors write life saving prescriptions.
Juris doctors write life saving briefs. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: white splenetic depressive hissy fit "I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"
"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"
(worst episode of magic school bus ever) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM Author: Stirring giraffe lol link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811452) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM Author: talented violent native they're not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811405) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Balding Territorial Indirect Expression cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811449) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM Author: exciting burgundy cuckoldry background story There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811492) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: Puce Piazza Pisswyrm (Julia) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811413) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: Supple Zombie-like Idiot Main People oh my look at the words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811422) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: Angry kitty jew because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811461) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM Author: Chrome Dashing Twinkling Uncleanness Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#49057310) |