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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?

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Multi-colored Jet Cuckold Hissy Fit
  06/24/14
I tried this once. I was attempting to use a redacted phr...
Low-t Dull Garrison Roast Beef
  06/30/25
Surgeons use a scalpel Juris doctors use words.
Aqua electric furnace
  06/24/14
o what a scholar!
Multi-colored Jet Cuckold Hissy Fit
  06/24/14
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Low-t Dull Garrison Roast Beef
  06/28/25
kind of like sorcerers casting spells
chestnut bisexual cruise ship internal respiration
  06/24/14
cr. Doctors write life saving prescriptions. Juris doc...
Aqua electric furnace
  06/24/14
"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like ...
chestnut bisexual cruise ship internal respiration
  06/24/14
lol link?
Ebony school toaster
  06/24/14
they're not
Vibrant Lilac Stage
  06/24/14
cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high...
Pearly Private Investor Partner
  06/24/14
There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably ...
Opaque queen of the night patrolman
  06/24/14
(Julia)
racy chest-beating box office gaming laptop
  06/24/14
oh my look at the words
Shivering Home Immigrant
  06/24/14
because anything you read written by a lawyer went through h...
Disrespectful station reading party
  06/24/14
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Low-t Dull Garrison Roast Beef
  06/28/25
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Lake cocky bawdyhouse depressive
  06/28/25


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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored Jet Cuckold Hissy Fit



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Low-t Dull Garrison Roast Beef

I tried this once.

I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.

BAM! The lights hummed.

BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner.

BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Aqua electric furnace

Surgeons use a scalpel

Juris doctors use words.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored Jet Cuckold Hissy Fit

o what a scholar!

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Low-t Dull Garrison Roast Beef



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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: chestnut bisexual cruise ship internal respiration

kind of like sorcerers casting spells

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: Aqua electric furnace

cr.

Doctors write life saving prescriptions.

Juris doctors write life saving briefs.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: chestnut bisexual cruise ship internal respiration

"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"

"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"

(worst episode of magic school bus ever)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: Ebony school toaster

lol link?

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Vibrant Lilac Stage

they're not

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Pearly Private Investor Partner

cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: Opaque queen of the night patrolman

There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: racy chest-beating box office gaming laptop

(Julia)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Shivering Home Immigrant

oh my look at the words

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM
Author: Disrespectful station reading party

because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks."

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Low-t Dull Garrison Roast Beef



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Lake cocky bawdyhouse depressive



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