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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?
| pearly kink-friendly parlor persian | 06/24/14 |
| Wonderful abode | 06/30/25 |
| odious dun whorehouse | 06/24/14 |
| pearly kink-friendly parlor persian | 06/24/14 |
| Wonderful abode | 06/28/25 |
| Garnet temple | 06/24/14 |
| odious dun whorehouse | 06/24/14 |
| Garnet temple | 06/24/14 |
| Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible native | 06/24/14 |
| Pearl Gas Station Sneaky Criminal | 06/24/14 |
| Thriller brindle international law enforcement agency stead | 06/24/14 |
| bronze water buffalo hall | 06/24/14 |
| At-the-ready lascivious keepsake machete locale | 06/24/14 |
| Navy Elastic Band Crackhouse | 06/24/14 |
| azure deer antler multi-billionaire | 06/24/14 |
| Wonderful abode | 06/28/25 |
| orange internet-worthy stag film dysfunction | 06/28/25 |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM Author: pearly kink-friendly parlor persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811346) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: Wonderful abode I tried this once.
I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.
BAM! The lights hummed. BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner. BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is this is fine thisisfine this isf |
Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: odious dun whorehouse Surgeons use a scalpel
Juris doctors use words. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: pearly kink-friendly parlor persian o what a scholar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811354) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: Wonderful abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#49057312) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM Author: Garnet temple kind of like sorcerers casting spells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811425) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM Author: odious dun whorehouse cr.
Doctors write life saving prescriptions.
Juris doctors write life saving briefs. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Garnet temple "I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"
"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"
(worst episode of magic school bus ever) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible native lol link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811452) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM Author: Pearl Gas Station Sneaky Criminal they're not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811405) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Thriller brindle international law enforcement agency stead cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811449) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM Author: bronze water buffalo hall There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811492) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: At-the-ready lascivious keepsake machete locale (Julia) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811413) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: Navy Elastic Band Crackhouse oh my look at the words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811422) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: azure deer antler multi-billionaire because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811461) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: Wonderful abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#49057311) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM Author: orange internet-worthy stag film dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#49057310) |