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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?

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passionate plum library friendly grandma
  06/24/14
I tried this once. I was attempting to use a redacted phr...
Comical Garnet Jap
  06/30/25
Surgeons use a scalpel Juris doctors use words.
Electric faggotry sanctuary
  06/24/14
o what a scholar!
passionate plum library friendly grandma
  06/24/14
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Comical Garnet Jap
  06/28/25
kind of like sorcerers casting spells
light cheese-eating ticket booth boltzmann
  06/24/14
cr. Doctors write life saving prescriptions. Juris doc...
Electric faggotry sanctuary
  06/24/14
"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like ...
light cheese-eating ticket booth boltzmann
  06/24/14
lol link?
frozen canary azn business firm
  06/24/14
they're not
ocher vivacious famous landscape painting selfie
  06/24/14
cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high...
Sick indian lodge background story
  06/24/14
There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably ...
Rough-skinned wonderful location tank
  06/24/14
(Julia)
Dark marvelous bbw
  06/24/14
oh my look at the words
Sapphire Flickering Marketing Idea Sweet Tailpipe
  06/24/14
because anything you read written by a lawyer went through h...
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Comical Garnet Jap
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: passionate plum library friendly grandma



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Comical Garnet Jap

I tried this once.

I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.

BAM! The lights hummed.

BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner.

BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is

this is fine thisisfine this isf

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Electric faggotry sanctuary

Surgeons use a scalpel

Juris doctors use words.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: passionate plum library friendly grandma

o what a scholar!

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Comical Garnet Jap



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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: light cheese-eating ticket booth boltzmann

kind of like sorcerers casting spells

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: Electric faggotry sanctuary

cr.

Doctors write life saving prescriptions.

Juris doctors write life saving briefs.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: light cheese-eating ticket booth boltzmann

"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"

"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"

(worst episode of magic school bus ever)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: frozen canary azn business firm

lol link?

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: ocher vivacious famous landscape painting selfie

they're not

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Sick indian lodge background story

cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: Rough-skinned wonderful location tank

There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Dark marvelous bbw

(Julia)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Sapphire Flickering Marketing Idea Sweet Tailpipe

oh my look at the words

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic pontificating church cuck

because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks."

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Comical Garnet Jap



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: arousing nofapping wrinkle



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