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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?

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pearly kink-friendly parlor persian
  06/24/14
I tried this once. I was attempting to use a redacted phr...
Wonderful abode
  06/30/25
Surgeons use a scalpel Juris doctors use words.
odious dun whorehouse
  06/24/14
o what a scholar!
pearly kink-friendly parlor persian
  06/24/14
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Wonderful abode
  06/28/25
kind of like sorcerers casting spells
Garnet temple
  06/24/14
cr. Doctors write life saving prescriptions. Juris doc...
odious dun whorehouse
  06/24/14
"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like ...
Garnet temple
  06/24/14
lol link?
Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible native
  06/24/14
they're not
Pearl Gas Station Sneaky Criminal
  06/24/14
cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high...
Thriller brindle international law enforcement agency stead
  06/24/14
There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably ...
bronze water buffalo hall
  06/24/14
(Julia)
At-the-ready lascivious keepsake machete locale
  06/24/14
oh my look at the words
Navy Elastic Band Crackhouse
  06/24/14
because anything you read written by a lawyer went through h...
azure deer antler multi-billionaire
  06/24/14
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Wonderful abode
  06/28/25
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orange internet-worthy stag film dysfunction
  06/28/25


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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: pearly kink-friendly parlor persian



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Wonderful abode

I tried this once.

I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.

BAM! The lights hummed.

BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner.

BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is

this is fine thisisfine this isf

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: odious dun whorehouse

Surgeons use a scalpel

Juris doctors use words.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: pearly kink-friendly parlor persian

o what a scholar!

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Wonderful abode



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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Garnet temple

kind of like sorcerers casting spells

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: odious dun whorehouse

cr.

Doctors write life saving prescriptions.

Juris doctors write life saving briefs.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Garnet temple

"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"

"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"

(worst episode of magic school bus ever)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible native

lol link?

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Pearl Gas Station Sneaky Criminal

they're not

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Thriller brindle international law enforcement agency stead

cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: bronze water buffalo hall

There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: At-the-ready lascivious keepsake machete locale

(Julia)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Navy Elastic Band Crackhouse

oh my look at the words

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM
Author: azure deer antler multi-billionaire

because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks."

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Wonderful abode



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: orange internet-worthy stag film dysfunction



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