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Pungent persian senate
  06/24/14
I tried this once. I was attempting to use a redacted phr...
zippy temple organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
Surgeons use a scalpel Juris doctors use words.
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  06/24/14
o what a scholar!
Pungent persian senate
  06/24/14
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zippy temple organic girlfriend
  06/28/25
kind of like sorcerers casting spells
white splenetic depressive hissy fit
  06/24/14
cr. Doctors write life saving prescriptions. Juris doc...
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  06/24/14
"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like ...
white splenetic depressive hissy fit
  06/24/14
lol link?
Stirring giraffe
  06/24/14
they're not
talented violent native
  06/24/14
cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high...
Balding Territorial Indirect Expression
  06/24/14
There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably ...
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  06/24/14
(Julia)
Puce Piazza Pisswyrm
  06/24/14
oh my look at the words
Supple Zombie-like Idiot Main People
  06/24/14
because anything you read written by a lawyer went through h...
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Pungent persian senate



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: zippy temple organic girlfriend

I tried this once.

I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.

BAM! The lights hummed.

BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner.

BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: mahogany erotic national

Surgeons use a scalpel

Juris doctors use words.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Pungent persian senate

o what a scholar!

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: zippy temple organic girlfriend



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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: white splenetic depressive hissy fit

kind of like sorcerers casting spells

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: mahogany erotic national

cr.

Doctors write life saving prescriptions.

Juris doctors write life saving briefs.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: white splenetic depressive hissy fit

"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"

"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"

(worst episode of magic school bus ever)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: Stirring giraffe

lol link?

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: talented violent native

they're not

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Balding Territorial Indirect Expression

cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: exciting burgundy cuckoldry background story

There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Puce Piazza Pisswyrm

(Julia)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Supple Zombie-like Idiot Main People

oh my look at the words

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM
Author: Angry kitty jew

because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks."

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: zippy temple organic girlfriend



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Chrome Dashing Twinkling Uncleanness Hospital



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