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elite hairy legs cruise ship
  06/24/14
I tried this once. I was attempting to use a redacted phr...
Magenta International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/30/25
Surgeons use a scalpel Juris doctors use words.
Chest-beating Vivacious Degenerate Voyeur
  06/24/14
o what a scholar!
elite hairy legs cruise ship
  06/24/14
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Magenta International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/28/25
kind of like sorcerers casting spells
sapphire halford
  06/24/14
cr. Doctors write life saving prescriptions. Juris doc...
Chest-beating Vivacious Degenerate Voyeur
  06/24/14
"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like ...
sapphire halford
  06/24/14
lol link?
multi-colored translucent locus son of senegal
  06/24/14
they're not
Navy spot partner
  06/24/14
cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high...
flickering mentally impaired chad
  06/24/14
There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably ...
Wine aphrodisiac address
  06/24/14
(Julia)
dull personal credit line house
  06/24/14
oh my look at the words
concupiscible zombie-like piazza
  06/24/14
because anything you read written by a lawyer went through h...
hairraiser medicated bbw digit ratio
  06/24/14
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Magenta International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/28/25
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blathering yellow wrinkle
  06/28/25


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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: elite hairy legs cruise ship



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Magenta International Law Enforcement Agency

I tried this once.

I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.

BAM! The lights hummed.

BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner.

BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is

this is fine thisisfine this isf

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Chest-beating Vivacious Degenerate Voyeur

Surgeons use a scalpel

Juris doctors use words.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: elite hairy legs cruise ship

o what a scholar!

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Magenta International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: sapphire halford

kind of like sorcerers casting spells

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: Chest-beating Vivacious Degenerate Voyeur

cr.

Doctors write life saving prescriptions.

Juris doctors write life saving briefs.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: sapphire halford

"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"

"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"

(worst episode of magic school bus ever)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: multi-colored translucent locus son of senegal

lol link?

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Navy spot partner

they're not

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: flickering mentally impaired chad

cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: Wine aphrodisiac address

There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: dull personal credit line house

(Julia)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: concupiscible zombie-like piazza

oh my look at the words

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM
Author: hairraiser medicated bbw digit ratio

because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks."

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Magenta International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: blathering yellow wrinkle



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