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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
dashing degenerate
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
Bull headed abode shitlib
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
cerebral magenta spot roast beef
  09/18/14
fair
Avocado stimulating twinkling uncleanness
  09/18/14
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Boyish mewling mood hospital
  08/18/15
Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
Chrome mexican
  02/26/16
No man
Mind-boggling Sienna Field
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
Outnumbered Weed Whacker Address
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
infuriating impressive sound barrier stain
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
brass beta potus
  02/26/16
fuk u
beady-eyed metal base
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cerebral magenta spot roast beef
  09/28/21
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Chrome mexican
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talking feces
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Soul-stirring den
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marvelous sick pistol
  02/26/16
Lol fags
supple bawdyhouse
  02/26/16
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marvelous sick pistol
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
charismatic ebony mad cow disease school cafeteria
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
abusive school antidepressant drug
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
Odious Frisky Pisswyrm Cruise Ship
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
Seedy Church
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
abusive school antidepressant drug
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
Seedy Church
  03/08/16
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marvelous sick pistol
  09/28/21
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marvelous sick pistol
  02/15/22
Lul
Histrionic maize coldplay fan
  02/15/22
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Adventurous Ceo
  02/15/22
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dashing degenerate
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
Haunting gold location organic girlfriend
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Peach ticket booth
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
Haunting gold location organic girlfriend
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
Peach ticket booth
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
turquoise indirect expression
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Peach ticket booth
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Haunting gold location organic girlfriend
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marvelous sick pistol
  10/11/23
GOAT
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lfo
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: dashing degenerate

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Bull headed abode shitlib

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: cerebral magenta spot roast beef

the board was so fucking faggy back then

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Avocado stimulating twinkling uncleanness

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Boyish mewling mood hospital



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Chrome mexican

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Sienna Field

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Outnumbered Weed Whacker Address

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: infuriating impressive sound barrier stain

damn, it really was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#29925374)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: brass beta potus

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed metal base

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: cerebral magenta spot roast beef



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Chrome mexican



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: talking feces



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Soul-stirring den



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: marvelous sick pistol



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: supple bawdyhouse

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: marvelous sick pistol



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: charismatic ebony mad cow disease school cafeteria

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: abusive school antidepressant drug

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Odious Frisky Pisswyrm Cruise Ship

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Seedy Church

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: abusive school antidepressant drug

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Seedy Church

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: marvelous sick pistol



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: marvelous sick pistol



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Histrionic maize coldplay fan

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Adventurous Ceo



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: dashing degenerate



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Haunting gold location organic girlfriend

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Peach ticket booth

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Haunting gold location organic girlfriend

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#44465002)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Peach ticket booth

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: turquoise indirect expression

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Peach ticket booth



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Haunting gold location organic girlfriend



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: marvelous sick pistol



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: misanthropic senate boistinker

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: marvelous sick pistol



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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