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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
Adulterous Spot
  10/09/14
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amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
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wonderful aqua ladyboy
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Black Resort
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haunting trailer park
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Heady disturbing stage nowag
  10/09/14
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brilliant queen of the night jap
  10/09/14
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Vivacious Personal Credit Line Mexican
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Adulterous Spot
  10/09/14
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amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Black Resort
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Adulterous Spot
  10/09/14
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amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Adulterous Spot
  10/09/14
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amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
talented hideous becky lay
  10/09/14
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beady-eyed national quadroon
  10/09/14
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amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
brilliant queen of the night jap
  10/09/14
...
beady-eyed national quadroon
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/09/14
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amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Khaki Confused Location
  10/08/16
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talented hideous becky lay
  10/09/14
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Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
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Crimson Goal In Life Range
  10/09/14
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Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  10/09/14
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Hot travel guidebook school
  10/09/14
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Marvelous iridescent clown
  10/09/14
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Exciting costumed bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
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cruel-hearted canary knife locale
  10/10/14
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Titillating Ruddy Weed Whacker
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
idiotic beta hunting ground
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Salmon yapping organic girlfriend
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
copper exhilarant indirect expression
  10/06/25
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Blue set
  05/15/22
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Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Shivering philosopher-king parlour
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
stirring dun university marketing idea
  10/11/14
?
spectacular hospital
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
stirring dun university marketing idea
  10/11/14
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Cerise immigrant
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
pontificating useless brakes
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
glassy coiffed mental disorder
  12/25/15
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Cerebral Ungodly Pervert Native
  02/05/17
lol
Vibrant Stage
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Ivory bespoke theatre circlehead
  10/09/14
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amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Black Resort
  10/09/14
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Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  10/09/14
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Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
appetizing garrison ratface
  10/09/14
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onyx histrionic lodge
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
talented hideous becky lay
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Territorial Cheese-eating Casino Karate
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Curious theater
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Adulterous Spot
  10/09/14
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amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Slap-happy bearded piazza
  10/09/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/09/14
...
judgmental impertinent main people
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Well-lubricated meetinghouse
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Bearded misanthropic halford codepig
  10/09/14
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amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Slap-happy bearded piazza
  10/09/14
...
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/09/14
180
naked mahogany faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
180
Lascivious Gay Wizard
  10/09/14
180^180
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
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Crimson Goal In Life Range
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Black Resort
  10/09/14
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amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Well-lubricated meetinghouse
  10/09/14
...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
wonderful aqua ladyboy
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/09/14
...
spectacular hospital
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
light hilarious fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Indecent adventurous police squad
  10/09/14
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supple nibblets
  12/06/14
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Shimmering razzle-dazzle menage toilet seat
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
self-absorbed emerald kitchen incel
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Salmon yapping organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Salmon yapping organic girlfriend
  10/08/16
...
splenetic sandwich state
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
spectacular hospital
  10/09/14
?
Charismatic abode
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
spectacular hospital
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Galvanic saffron heaven
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
ultramarine low-t affirmative action
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Chocolate Diverse Cruise Ship Mad Cow Disease
  10/11/14
180
motley poppy really tough guy
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Drab station people who are hurt
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
spectacular hospital
  10/09/14
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Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
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Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
onyx histrionic lodge
  10/09/14
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amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
onyx histrionic lodge
  10/09/14
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amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Drab station people who are hurt
  10/09/14
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amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
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amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Well-lubricated meetinghouse
  10/09/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Marvelous iridescent clown
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Marvelous iridescent clown
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
...
Lemon coldplay fan rehab
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
haunting trailer park
  10/09/14
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amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
haunting trailer park
  10/09/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
...
Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  10/09/14
...
haunting trailer park
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
bateful disrespectful dilemma
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Adulterous Spot
  10/09/14
lol
wonderful aqua ladyboy
  10/09/14
180
spectacular hospital
  10/09/14
lmao
Hot travel guidebook school
  10/09/14
tyft
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
Lol
amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
...
Swashbuckling hell masturbator
  10/09/14
This is good.
comical nudist brunch telephone
  10/09/14
180 billion
Drab station people who are hurt
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Razzle pit
  10/09/14
...
Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Flatulent Crusty Juggernaut Address
  10/10/14
...
Crimson Goal In Life Range
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Infuriating faggotry
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Mint bat shit crazy water buffalo church
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Marvelous iridescent clown
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Soggy tripping plaza gunner
  10/09/14
...
Soul-stirring translucent forum
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
self-centered regret theater stage
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Adulterous Spot
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
cordovan irradiated elastic band
  10/09/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
...
self-centered regret theater stage
  10/09/14
...
Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  10/27/14
...
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
contagious scarlet business firm
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Mind-boggling indian lodge
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Salmon yapping organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
comical nudist brunch telephone
  10/09/14
titcr
self-centered regret theater stage
  10/09/14
...
comical nudist brunch telephone
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
wonderful aqua ladyboy
  10/09/14
...
Crimson Goal In Life Range
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
haunting trailer park
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Electric Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
ultramarine low-t affirmative action
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Very tactful corner coffee pot
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Adulterous Spot
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
wonderful aqua ladyboy
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
appetizing garrison ratface
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
contagious scarlet business firm
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
comical nudist brunch telephone
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
cruel-hearted canary knife locale
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
contagious scarlet business firm
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
cruel-hearted canary knife locale
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Avocado aromatic nursing home
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
orange nighttime place of business genital piercing
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Elite turquoise macaca box office
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
haunting trailer park
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
cordovan irradiated elastic band
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
haunting trailer park
  10/09/14
...
Well-lubricated meetinghouse
  10/10/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
...
self-centered regret theater stage
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Marvelous iridescent clown
  10/09/14
...
Odious dysfunction
  10/09/14
...
Concupiscible Blood Rage Field
  10/12/14
1800000000
Rough-skinned Thirsty Ceo
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
spectacular hospital
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Odious dysfunction
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
wonderful aqua ladyboy
  10/09/14
...
Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
spectacular hospital
  10/09/14
Loling hard
comical nudist brunch telephone
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Lemon coldplay fan rehab
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Medicated sweet tailpipe center
  10/09/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
orange nighttime place of business genital piercing
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Adulterous Spot
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
spectacular hospital
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Adulterous Spot
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
spectacular hospital
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Salmon yapping organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
haunting trailer park
  10/09/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Shivering philosopher-king parlour
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
self-centered regret theater stage
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
federal mediation
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Galvanic saffron heaven
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Lemon coldplay fan rehab
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
wonderful aqua ladyboy
  10/09/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Razzle pit
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Salmon yapping organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
...
Salmon yapping organic girlfriend
  10/10/14
...
Drab station people who are hurt
  10/09/14
i could see it
spectacular hospital
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Henna chad kitty cat
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
...
Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
glittery mustard foreskin yarmulke
  06/27/16
...
Gay Racy Deer Antler
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
haunting trailer park
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Big ruby crackhouse alpha
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Arousing dopamine
  10/10/14
WTF?
Hot travel guidebook school
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Adulterous Spot
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Hot travel guidebook school
  10/10/14
...
spectacular hospital
  10/10/14
120
Rough-skinned Thirsty Ceo
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Galvanic saffron heaven
  10/10/14
...
comical nudist brunch telephone
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
amethyst french chef
  10/10/14
...
haunting trailer park
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Marvelous iridescent clown
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
appetizing garrison ratface
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
amethyst french chef
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
appetizing garrison ratface
  10/10/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Aphrodisiac Smoky Doctorate Shrine
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Adulterous Spot
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
ultramarine low-t affirmative action
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Slap-happy bearded piazza
  10/10/14
...
primrose windowlicker stag film
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Topaz multi-colored stead roast beef
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
spectacular hospital
  10/10/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/10/14
...
comical nudist brunch telephone
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Ocher learning disabled bbw
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
spectacular hospital
  10/10/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
comical nudist brunch telephone
  10/10/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Thriller Newt Sneaky Criminal
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
appetizing garrison ratface
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
self-absorbed emerald kitchen incel
  10/10/14
180
frisky provocative mad-dog skullcap orchestra pit
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
violent volcanic crater reading party
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Shivering philosopher-king parlour
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
self-absorbed emerald kitchen incel
  10/10/14
...
Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Excitant Institution
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
wonderful aqua ladyboy
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/10/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/10/14
...
Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Topaz multi-colored stead roast beef
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Adulterous Spot
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
pungent navy sanctuary laser beams
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
zombie-like gaming laptop headpube
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Adulterous Spot
  10/11/14
omg
Shivering philosopher-king parlour
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Fragrant market tank
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
cracking misunderstood property new version
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Gay Racy Deer Antler
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hospital
  10/11/14
...
cracking misunderstood property new version
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Floppy Amber Step-uncle's House
  10/11/14
...
Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
idiotic beta hunting ground
  10/18/14
...
Dashing unholy keepsake machete
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
carnelian dingle berry
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Narrow-minded rose tanning salon
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
...
Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
flickering offensive whorehouse gaping
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
cracking misunderstood property new version
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Shivering philosopher-king parlour
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
flickering offensive whorehouse gaping
  10/11/14
...
Salmon yapping organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
appetizing garrison ratface
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
...
light hilarious fortuitous meteor
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
...
primrose windowlicker stag film
  10/11/14
...
Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/11/14
...
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  10/27/14
lmfao
Territorial Cheese-eating Casino Karate
  10/11/14
amazing
boyish principal's office giraffe
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
comical nudist brunch telephone
  10/11/14
180
wonderful aqua ladyboy
  10/11/14
...
Well-lubricated meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Vigorous bisexual area
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
carnelian dingle berry
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
cracking misunderstood property new version
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
Seriously.
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Narrow-minded rose tanning salon
  10/11/14
...
Floppy Amber Step-uncle's House
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Chestnut Ticket Booth
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
naked mahogany faggot firefighter
  03/28/16
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Violet filthpig
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed seedy international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
plz poast
Slate nofapping brethren
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
honey-headed seedy international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Lemon coldplay fan rehab
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Curious theater
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor
  10/11/14
For the love of god
comical nudist brunch telephone
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Adulterous Spot
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
appetizing garrison ratface
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Purple public bath messiness
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Passionate vermilion background story potus
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Salmon yapping organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Lemon coldplay fan rehab
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Marvelous iridescent clown
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
comical nudist brunch telephone
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
primrose windowlicker stag film
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
lol 180
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Curious theater
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
...
milky library cuckold
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Marvelous iridescent clown
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
balding laughsome hall persian
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
wine office jew
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
wine office jew
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Black Resort
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
180 pink kitty
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Marvelous iridescent clown
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Rough-skinned Thirsty Ceo
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Shivering philosopher-king parlour
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
180 pink kitty
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Cobalt deep wagecucks
  10/11/14
keeping it real
balding laughsome hall persian
  10/11/14
...
Lemon coldplay fan rehab
  10/11/14
cr
half-breed
  10/11/14
Amen.
temple legal warrant
  10/11/14
lol cr
supple nibblets
  10/11/14
...
cruel-hearted canary knife locale
  10/11/14
...
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
...
Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/11/14
...
Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Odious dysfunction
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Shivering philosopher-king parlour
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Shivering philosopher-king parlour
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Odious dysfunction
  10/11/14
180
lake base
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
aquamarine senate
  10/11/14
...
Odious dysfunction
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Curious theater
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Odious dysfunction
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
comical nudist brunch telephone
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous iridescent clown
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Rough-skinned Thirsty Ceo
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Salmon yapping organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
lol
angry private investor
  10/11/14
underrated
contagious scarlet business firm
  10/11/14
...
fanboi
  10/12/14
...
Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Electric Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
...
comical nudist brunch telephone
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Electric Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Electric Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  10/27/14
lol
obsidian mother
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Gay Racy Deer Antler
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Pale church building ape
  10/11/14
...
Bossy Slimy Shitlib
  10/11/14
180
Purple public bath messiness
  10/11/14
180
Black Resort
  10/11/14
180
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
...
cruel-hearted canary knife locale
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Sienna Gas Station Antidepressant Drug
  10/11/14
...
outnumbered den crotch
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
glassy coiffed mental disorder
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Adulterous Spot
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Curious theater
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hospital
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
180
Purple public bath messiness
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Curious theater
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Curious theater
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Avocado aromatic nursing home
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Magenta point community account
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Marvelous iridescent clown
  10/11/14
...
appetizing garrison ratface
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
...
Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
Go on...
Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  10/27/14
...
Avocado aromatic nursing home
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
appetizing garrison ratface
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Tantric Site Factory Reset Button
  10/11/14
...
appetizing garrison ratface
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Magenta point community account
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Tantric Site Factory Reset Button
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Salmon yapping organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
...
Floppy Amber Step-uncle's House
  10/11/14
...
Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
citrine boiling water fat ankles
  10/12/14
...
Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  10/27/14
...
fanboi
  10/12/14
...
Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Fragrant market tank
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
cruel-hearted canary knife locale
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Magenta point community account
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Black Resort
  10/11/14
...
lime friendly grandma
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
chapel cumskin
  10/11/14
...
lime friendly grandma
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
...
spectacular hospital
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Swashbuckling hell masturbator
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
carnelian dingle berry
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Fragrant market tank
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Adulterous Spot
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Avocado aromatic nursing home
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Marvelous iridescent clown
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
...
Mind-boggling indian lodge
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Deranged House Rigor
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Violet filthpig
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Violet filthpig
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Adulterous Spot
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Umber Lettuce
  10/11/14
...
Galvanic saffron heaven
  10/11/14
...
Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/11/14
Oh my
appetizing garrison ratface
  10/11/14
omg
Abnormal locus
  10/11/14
...
maroon patrolman
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Curious theater
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
appetizing garrison ratface
  10/11/14
...
Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
wonderful aqua ladyboy
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Abnormal locus
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
brindle space
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
sadistic school cafeteria
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
self-absorbed emerald kitchen incel
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Umber Lettuce
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
pungent navy sanctuary laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Electric Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
...
Concupiscible Blood Rage Field
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
violent volcanic crater reading party
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
Irate azure trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
...
cruel-hearted canary knife locale
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Chocolate Diverse Cruise Ship Mad Cow Disease
  10/11/14
wtf
Burgundy
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
cocky stock car
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
pungent navy sanctuary laser beams
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
cocky stock car
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Pale church building ape
  10/11/14
...
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
self-absorbed emerald kitchen incel
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Magenta point community account
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
frisky provocative mad-dog skullcap orchestra pit
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Magenta point community account
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
pungent navy sanctuary laser beams
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
brindle space
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Magenta point community account
  10/11/14
...
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Avocado aromatic nursing home
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
brindle space
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Pale church building ape
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
...
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
cowardly therapy
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
death wish
  11/21/15
...
Tantric Site Factory Reset Button
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
gtfo
Lemon coldplay fan rehab
  10/12/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
mewling hairy legs
  10/11/14
Holy shit
carnelian dingle berry
  10/11/14
?
cordovan irradiated elastic band
  10/11/14
...
transparent digit ratio
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Gaped internet-worthy electric furnace
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Rough-skinned Thirsty Ceo
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Gaped internet-worthy electric furnace
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Abnormal locus
  10/11/14
...
transparent digit ratio
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
zippy
  10/11/14
lol
Magical Stimulating Boltzmann
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
cruel-hearted canary knife locale
  10/12/14
180
indigo
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Adulterous Spot
  10/11/14
120
Ivory bespoke theatre circlehead
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
appetizing garrison ratface
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
cruel-hearted canary knife locale
  10/11/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
cruel-hearted canary knife locale
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Marvelous iridescent clown
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Fighting
  10/12/14
...
cracking misunderstood property new version
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Razzle pit
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Odious dysfunction
  10/12/14
...
Violet filthpig
  12/06/14
...
cracking misunderstood property new version
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
frozen tattoo
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Green liquid oxygen
  10/12/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Adulterous Spot
  10/12/14
Well!?
Swashbuckling hell masturbator
  10/12/14
...
cracking misunderstood property new version
  10/12/14
plz respond
Odious dysfunction
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Charismatic abode
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Floppy Amber Step-uncle's House
  10/12/14
Well?
violent volcanic crater reading party
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Puce vengeful cuckoldry
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
cordovan irradiated elastic band
  10/12/14
180000000
Purple public bath messiness
  10/12/14
??
Hot travel guidebook school
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
amethyst french chef
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
doobsian twinkling striped hyena
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
wonderful aqua ladyboy
  10/12/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/12/14
K, ty.
wonderful aqua ladyboy
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
amethyst french chef
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
wonderful aqua ladyboy
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Adulterous Spot
  10/12/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/12/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Lemon coldplay fan rehab
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
cordovan irradiated elastic band
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
amethyst french chef
  10/12/14
...
appetizing garrison ratface
  10/12/14
...
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Tantric Site Factory Reset Button
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
balding laughsome hall persian
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Razzle pit
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Rough-skinned Thirsty Ceo
  10/12/14
please continue
fanboi
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Odious dysfunction
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Tantric Site Factory Reset Button
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Lilac domesticated multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
amethyst french chef
  10/12/14
...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Shivering philosopher-king parlour
  10/12/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Walnut
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Adulterous Spot
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Walnut
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Adulterous Spot
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
flickering offensive whorehouse gaping
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Lilac domesticated multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
ty
Salmon yapping organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Lilac domesticated multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Walnut
  10/12/14
And scene.
cruel-hearted canary knife locale
  10/12/14
nigger
Salmon yapping organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
cruel-hearted canary knife locale
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
cruel-hearted canary knife locale
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Walnut
  10/12/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/12/14
...
wine office jew
  10/12/14
...
cruel-hearted canary knife locale
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
amethyst french chef
  10/12/14
...
pungent navy sanctuary laser beams
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
kink-friendly cuck pocket flask
  10/12/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/12/14
Post 600!
amethyst french chef
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
greedy talking pistol wrinkle
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Burgundy
  10/12/14
You don't?
Bearded misanthropic halford codepig
  10/12/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Adulterous Spot
  10/12/14
...
Tantric Site Factory Reset Button
  10/12/14
wtf
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Electric Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Electric Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
...
Fighting
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Vigorous bisexual area
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Electric Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
brindle space
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Electric Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Vigorous bisexual area
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Shivering philosopher-king parlour
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
spectacular hospital
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
ultramarine low-t affirmative action
  10/12/14
...
glassy coiffed mental disorder
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
orange nighttime place of business genital piercing
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Salmon yapping organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
cowardly therapy
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
Irate azure trump supporter
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Curious theater
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Lilac domesticated multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
...
death wish
  11/21/15
...
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
cruel-hearted canary knife locale
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Gay Racy Deer Antler
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Autistic crawly home selfie
  10/13/14
180, ty.
wonderful aqua ladyboy
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
puppy
  10/12/14
180
plum double fault
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Bipolar old irish cottage stain
  10/31/16
...
death wish
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
degenerate
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
garnet
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
outnumbered den crotch
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
brindle space
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
ultramarine low-t affirmative action
  10/12/14
titc analysis
idiotic beta hunting ground
  10/18/14
...
death wish
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
violent volcanic crater reading party
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Lemon coldplay fan rehab
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Concupiscible Blood Rage Field
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Pale church building ape
  10/13/14
?
Concupiscible Blood Rage Field
  10/13/14
...
amethyst french chef
  10/27/14
...
Lilac domesticated multi-billionaire
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Marvelous iridescent clown
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
self-absorbed emerald kitchen incel
  12/06/14
...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  04/07/15
...
outnumbered den crotch
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Chartreuse Black Woman
  04/22/15
...
Hot travel guidebook school
  05/17/15
...
spruce dragon internal respiration
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Marvelous iridescent clown
  08/18/15
update?
red sex offender skinny woman
  10/06/15
...
boistinker
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Lilac domesticated multi-billionaire
  10/11/15
...
Abnormal locus
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
peach hominid
  10/12/15
bump
cordovan irradiated elastic band
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Twisted Roommate Son Of Senegal
  11/25/15
...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  12/27/15
...
spruce dragon internal respiration
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
trust fund
  03/10/16
...
Soul-stirring translucent forum
  03/28/16
...
copper exhilarant indirect expression
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
House-broken olive
  06/27/16
...
Concupiscible Blood Rage Field
  08/21/16
...
Alcoholic Rigpig
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  08/22/16
...
idea he suggested
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
bonkers rebellious depressive
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
idea he suggested
  09/13/16
...
Orchid Hairraiser Goyim
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
idea he suggested
  09/13/16
Game of ""
fluffy round eye
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
idea he suggested
  09/13/16
...
national security agency
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Alcoholic Rigpig
  09/13/16
...
boistinker
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Khaki Confused Location
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
ultramarine low-t affirmative action
  10/31/16
:-)
up-to-no-good wild
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
up-to-no-good wild
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Buck-toothed
  10/31/16
...
death wish
  10/09/18
...
glassy coiffed mental disorder
  11/21/16
...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  01/10/17
...
useless feces
  02/04/17
...
glassy coiffed mental disorder
  02/04/17
...
up-to-no-good wild
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
alcoholic voyeur
  02/04/17
...
up-to-no-good wild
  02/04/17
...
up-to-no-good wild
  02/04/17
...
Buck-toothed
  02/05/17
...
up-to-no-good wild
  02/08/17
...
toaster
  06/28/17
...
Sapphire love of her life
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
abusive
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
buff famous landscape painting idiot
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
alcoholic voyeur
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Fragrant market tank
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Rambunctious Jewess
  12/18/17
...
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Effete preventive strike
  01/06/18
...
national security agency
  02/06/18
...
boyish principal's office giraffe
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Buck-toothed
  10/06/18
4 year bump
abusive
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
  10/09/18
...
Lascivious Gay Wizard
  10/17/18
...
Apoplectic Submissive
  05/19/19
...
Dashing unholy keepsake machete
  05/19/19
...
brindle space
  10/14/19
...
Coral trip twinkling uncleanness
  05/05/20
...
Hairless prole
  06/28/20
...
Grizzly milk
  06/29/20
...
brindle space
  07/10/20
...
Shimmering razzle-dazzle menage toilet seat
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
flesh harsh azn
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
impressive
  10/10/20
TITCR
sable startled candlestick maker
  02/17/21
...
  10/08/21
...
pozpig
  02/17/21
...
brindle space
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Very tactful corner coffee pot
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
geriatric hissy fit
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
geriatric hissy fit
  10/11/21
...
  10/07/22
...
Swollen turdskin partner
  12/02/21
...
Rusted hateful athletic conference
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
bull headed scourge upon the earth
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Jet-lagged Associate
  10/10/22
...
Swollen turdskin partner
  10/10/22
...
pearly free-loading corn cake
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Swollen turdskin partner
  11/23/22
...
Mind-boggling indian lodge
  05/06/23
...
Bright Haunted Graveyard
  05/06/23
Time flies
sick legend
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
peach hominid
  05/06/23
...
Rusted hateful athletic conference
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
bull headed scourge upon the earth
  10/09/23
...
copper exhilarant indirect expression
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Jade mood
  10/09/23
...
Buck-toothed
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
cyan
  10/20/23
...
Buck-toothed
  10/20/23
...
up-to-no-good wild
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
dog poop
  10/20/23
...
Swollen turdskin partner
  10/20/23
...
  10/20/23
...
drunken sound barrier
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
carmine psychic
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Adulterous Spot
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Mind-boggling indian lodge
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
geriatric hissy fit
  10/13/25
...
Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Black Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: haunting trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Heady disturbing stage nowag



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: brilliant queen of the night jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Vivacious Personal Credit Line Mexican



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Black Resort

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: talented hideous becky lay

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed national quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: brilliant queen of the night jap

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed national quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Khaki Confused Location

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: talented hideous becky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Crimson Goal In Life Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Hot travel guidebook school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Marvelous iridescent clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Exciting costumed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: cruel-hearted canary knife locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Titillating Ruddy Weed Whacker



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: idiotic beta hunting ground

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Salmon yapping organic girlfriend

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: copper exhilarant indirect expression

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Blue set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Shivering philosopher-king parlour

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: stirring dun university marketing idea

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: spectacular hospital

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: stirring dun university marketing idea

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Cerise immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: pontificating useless brakes

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: glassy coiffed mental disorder

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Cerebral Ungodly Pervert Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Vibrant Stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Ivory bespoke theatre circlehead

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Black Resort

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: appetizing garrison ratface

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: onyx histrionic lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: talented hideous becky lay

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Territorial Cheese-eating Casino Karate

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Curious theater

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Slap-happy bearded piazza

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: judgmental impertinent main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Well-lubricated meetinghouse

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Bearded misanthropic halford codepig

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Slap-happy bearded piazza

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: naked mahogany faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Lascivious Gay Wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Crimson Goal In Life Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Black Resort

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Well-lubricated meetinghouse

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: spectacular hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: light hilarious fortuitous meteor

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Indecent adventurous police squad

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: supple nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Shimmering razzle-dazzle menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: self-absorbed emerald kitchen incel

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Salmon yapping organic girlfriend

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Salmon yapping organic girlfriend

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: splenetic sandwich state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: spectacular hospital

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Charismatic abode

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: spectacular hospital

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Galvanic saffron heaven

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: ultramarine low-t affirmative action

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Chocolate Diverse Cruise Ship Mad Cow Disease

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: motley poppy really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Drab station people who are hurt

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: spectacular hospital

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: onyx histrionic lodge

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: onyx histrionic lodge

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Drab station people who are hurt

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Well-lubricated meetinghouse

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Marvelous iridescent clown

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Marvelous iridescent clown

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Lemon coldplay fan rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: haunting trailer park

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: haunting trailer park

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: haunting trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: bateful disrespectful dilemma

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: spectacular hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Hot travel guidebook school

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hell masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: comical nudist brunch telephone

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Drab station people who are hurt

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Razzle pit

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Flatulent Crusty Juggernaut Address

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Crimson Goal In Life Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Infuriating faggotry

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Mint bat shit crazy water buffalo church

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Marvelous iridescent clown

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Soggy tripping plaza gunner

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring translucent forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: self-centered regret theater stage

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: cordovan irradiated elastic band

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: self-centered regret theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: contagious scarlet business firm

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling indian lodge

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Salmon yapping organic girlfriend

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: comical nudist brunch telephone

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: self-centered regret theater stage

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: comical nudist brunch telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Crimson Goal In Life Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: haunting trailer park

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Electric Pisswyrm

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: ultramarine low-t affirmative action

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Very tactful corner coffee pot

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: appetizing garrison ratface

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: contagious scarlet business firm

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: comical nudist brunch telephone

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: cruel-hearted canary knife locale

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: contagious scarlet business firm

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: cruel-hearted canary knife locale

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Avocado aromatic nursing home

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: orange nighttime place of business genital piercing

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Elite turquoise macaca box office

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: haunting trailer park

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: cordovan irradiated elastic band

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: haunting trailer park

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Well-lubricated meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: self-centered regret theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Marvelous iridescent clown

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Odious dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible Blood Rage Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Thirsty Ceo

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: spectacular hospital

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Odious dysfunction

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: spectacular hospital

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: comical nudist brunch telephone

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Lemon coldplay fan rehab

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Medicated sweet tailpipe center

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: orange nighttime place of business genital piercing

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: spectacular hospital

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: spectacular hospital

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Salmon yapping organic girlfriend

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: haunting trailer park

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Shivering philosopher-king parlour

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: self-centered regret theater stage

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: federal mediation

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Galvanic saffron heaven

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Lemon coldplay fan rehab

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Razzle pit

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Salmon yapping organic girlfriend

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Salmon yapping organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Drab station people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: spectacular hospital

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Henna chad kitty cat

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: glittery mustard foreskin yarmulke

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Gay Racy Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: haunting trailer park

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Big ruby crackhouse alpha

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Arousing dopamine

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Hot travel guidebook school

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Adulterous Spot

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Hot travel guidebook school

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: spectacular hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Thirsty Ceo

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Galvanic saffron heaven

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: comical nudist brunch telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: amethyst french chef

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: haunting trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Marvelous iridescent clown

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: appetizing garrison ratface

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: appetizing garrison ratface

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Smoky Doctorate Shrine

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: ultramarine low-t affirmative action

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Slap-happy bearded piazza

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: primrose windowlicker stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Topaz multi-colored stead roast beef

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: spectacular hospital

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: comical nudist brunch telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Ocher learning disabled bbw

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: spectacular hospital

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: comical nudist brunch telephone

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Thriller Newt Sneaky Criminal

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: appetizing garrison ratface

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed emerald kitchen incel

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: frisky provocative mad-dog skullcap orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: violent volcanic crater reading party

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Shivering philosopher-king parlour

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: self-absorbed emerald kitchen incel

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Excitant Institution

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Topaz multi-colored stead roast beef

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Adulterous Spot

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: pungent navy sanctuary laser beams

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: zombie-like gaming laptop headpube

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Adulterous Spot

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Shivering philosopher-king parlour

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Fragrant market tank

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood property new version

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Gay Racy Deer Antler

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: spectacular hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood property new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Floppy Amber Step-uncle's House

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: idiotic beta hunting ground

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Dashing unholy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: carnelian dingle berry

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Narrow-minded rose tanning salon

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: flickering offensive whorehouse gaping

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood property new version

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Shivering philosopher-king parlour

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: flickering offensive whorehouse gaping

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Salmon yapping organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: appetizing garrison ratface

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: light hilarious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: amethyst french chef

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: primrose windowlicker stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Territorial Cheese-eating Casino Karate

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: boyish principal's office giraffe

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: comical nudist brunch telephone

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Well-lubricated meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Vigorous bisexual area

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: carnelian dingle berry

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood property new version

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: amethyst french chef

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Narrow-minded rose tanning salon

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Floppy Amber Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Chestnut Ticket Booth

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: naked mahogany faggot firefighter

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Violet filthpig

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: honey-headed seedy international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Slate nofapping brethren

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: honey-headed seedy international law enforcement agency

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Lemon coldplay fan rehab

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: amethyst french chef

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Curious theater

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: comical nudist brunch telephone

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Adulterous Spot

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: appetizing garrison ratface

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Purple public bath messiness

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Passionate vermilion background story potus

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Salmon yapping organic girlfriend

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Lemon coldplay fan rehab

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Marvelous iridescent clown

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: comical nudist brunch telephone

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: primrose windowlicker stag film

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Curious theater

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: amethyst french chef

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: milky library cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Marvelous iridescent clown

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: balding laughsome hall persian

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: wine office jew

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: wine office jew

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Black Resort

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: 180 pink kitty

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Marvelous iridescent clown

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Thirsty Ceo

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Shivering philosopher-king parlour

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: 180 pink kitty

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Cobalt deep wagecucks

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: balding laughsome hall persian

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Lemon coldplay fan rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author:  half-breed

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author:  temple legal warrant

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: supple nibblets

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted canary knife locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Odious dysfunction

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Shivering philosopher-king parlour

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Shivering philosopher-king parlour

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Odious dysfunction

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author:  lake base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: aquamarine senate

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Odious dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Curious theater

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Odious dysfunction

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: comical nudist brunch telephone

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Marvelous iridescent clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Thirsty Ceo

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Salmon yapping organic girlfriend

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: angry private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: contagious scarlet business firm

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Electric Pisswyrm

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: comical nudist brunch telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Electric Pisswyrm

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Electric Pisswyrm

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: obsidian mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Gay Racy Deer Antler

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Pale church building ape

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Bossy Slimy Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Purple public bath messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Black Resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: cruel-hearted canary knife locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Sienna Gas Station Antidepressant Drug

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: outnumbered den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: glassy coiffed mental disorder

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Curious theater

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: spectacular hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Purple public bath messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Curious theater

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Curious theater

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Avocado aromatic nursing home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Magenta point community account

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Marvelous iridescent clown

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: appetizing garrison ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Avocado aromatic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: appetizing garrison ratface

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Tantric Site Factory Reset Button

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: appetizing garrison ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Magenta point community account

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Tantric Site Factory Reset Button

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Salmon yapping organic girlfriend

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Floppy Amber Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: citrine boiling water fat ankles

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Fragrant market tank

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: cruel-hearted canary knife locale

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Magenta point community account

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Black Resort

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: lime friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  chapel cumskin

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: lime friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: spectacular hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hell masturbator

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: carnelian dingle berry

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Fragrant market tank

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Avocado aromatic nursing home

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Marvelous iridescent clown

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  Deranged House Rigor

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Violet filthpig

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Violet filthpig

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Umber Lettuce

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Galvanic saffron heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: appetizing garrison ratface

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Abnormal locus

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: maroon patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Curious theater

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: appetizing garrison ratface

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Abnormal locus

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  brindle space

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: sadistic school cafeteria

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed emerald kitchen incel

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Umber Lettuce

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: 

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: pungent navy sanctuary laser beams

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Electric Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible Blood Rage Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: violent volcanic crater reading party

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Irate azure trump supporter

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: cruel-hearted canary knife locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Chocolate Diverse Cruise Ship Mad Cow Disease

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Burgundy

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: cocky stock car

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: pungent navy sanctuary laser beams

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: cocky stock car

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Pale church building ape

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: self-absorbed emerald kitchen incel

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Magenta point community account

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: frisky provocative mad-dog skullcap orchestra pit

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Magenta point community account

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: pungent navy sanctuary laser beams

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  brindle space

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Magenta point community account

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Avocado aromatic nursing home

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  brindle space

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Pale church building ape

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: cowardly therapy

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  death wish

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Tantric Site Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Lemon coldplay fan rehab

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  mewling hairy legs

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: carnelian dingle berry

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: cordovan irradiated elastic band

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: transparent digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Gaped internet-worthy electric furnace

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Thirsty Ceo

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Gaped internet-worthy electric furnace

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Abnormal locus

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: transparent digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: zippy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Magical Stimulating Boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: cruel-hearted canary knife locale

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author:  indigo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Ivory bespoke theatre circlehead

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: appetizing garrison ratface

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: cruel-hearted canary knife locale

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: cruel-hearted canary knife locale

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Marvelous iridescent clown

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Fighting

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood property new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Razzle pit

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Odious dysfunction

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Violet filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood property new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: frozen tattoo

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Green liquid oxygen

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Adulterous Spot

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Swashbuckling hell masturbator

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood property new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Odious dysfunction

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Charismatic abode

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Floppy Amber Step-uncle's House

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: violent volcanic crater reading party

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Puce vengeful cuckoldry

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: cordovan irradiated elastic band

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Purple public bath messiness

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Hot travel guidebook school

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: amethyst french chef

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: doobsian twinkling striped hyena

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: amethyst french chef

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Adulterous Spot

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Lemon coldplay fan rehab

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: cordovan irradiated elastic band

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: amethyst french chef

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: appetizing garrison ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Tantric Site Factory Reset Button

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: balding laughsome hall persian

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Razzle pit

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Thirsty Ceo

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  fanboi

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Odious dysfunction

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Tantric Site Factory Reset Button

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Lilac domesticated multi-billionaire

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Shivering philosopher-king parlour

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author:  Walnut

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  Walnut

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: flickering offensive whorehouse gaping

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Lilac domesticated multi-billionaire

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Salmon yapping organic girlfriend

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Lilac domesticated multi-billionaire

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author:  Walnut

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: cruel-hearted canary knife locale

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Salmon yapping organic girlfriend

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: cruel-hearted canary knife locale

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: cruel-hearted canary knife locale

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author:  Walnut

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: wine office jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: cruel-hearted canary knife locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: pungent navy sanctuary laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lavender Parlor

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  kink-friendly cuck pocket flask

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: amethyst french chef

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: greedy talking pistol wrinkle

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Burgundy

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Bearded misanthropic halford codepig

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Tantric Site Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Electric Pisswyrm

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Electric Pisswyrm

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Fighting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Vigorous bisexual area

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Electric Pisswyrm

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  brindle space

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Electric Pisswyrm

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Vigorous bisexual area

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Shivering philosopher-king parlour

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: spectacular hospital

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: ultramarine low-t affirmative action

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: glassy coiffed mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: orange nighttime place of business genital piercing

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Salmon yapping organic girlfriend

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: cowardly therapy

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Irate azure trump supporter

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Curious theater

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Lilac domesticated multi-billionaire

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: cruel-hearted canary knife locale

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Gay Racy Deer Antler

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Autistic crawly home selfie

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: wonderful aqua ladyboy

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  puppy

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  plum double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Bipolar old irish cottage stain

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author:  degenerate

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: garnet

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: outnumbered den crotch

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  brindle space

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: ultramarine low-t affirmative action

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: idiotic beta hunting ground

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: violent volcanic crater reading party

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Lemon coldplay fan rehab

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Concupiscible Blood Rage Field

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Pale church building ape

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible Blood Rage Field

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: amethyst french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Lilac domesticated multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Marvelous iridescent clown

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: self-absorbed emerald kitchen incel

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: outnumbered den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse Black Woman

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Hot travel guidebook school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: spruce dragon internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Marvelous iridescent clown

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author:  red sex offender skinny woman

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Lilac domesticated multi-billionaire

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Abnormal locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: peach hominid

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: cordovan irradiated elastic band

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Twisted Roommate Son Of Senegal

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: spruce dragon internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author:  trust fund

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring translucent forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: copper exhilarant indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: House-broken olive

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible Blood Rage Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Alcoholic Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: 

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: bonkers rebellious depressive

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: 

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  idea he suggested

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Orchid Hairraiser Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  idea he suggested

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: fluffy round eye

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  idea he suggested

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author:  national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic Rigpig

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Khaki Confused Location

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: ultramarine low-t affirmative action

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Buck-toothed

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: glassy coiffed mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: useless feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: glassy coiffed mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: alcoholic voyeur

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Buck-toothed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Sapphire love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: abusive

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: buff famous landscape painting idiot

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: alcoholic voyeur

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Fragrant market tank

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author:  Rambunctious Jewess

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Effete preventive strike

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: boyish principal's office giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Buck-toothed

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: abusive

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: 

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Lascivious Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic Submissive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Dashing unholy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  brindle space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Coral trip twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Hairless prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Grizzly milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  brindle space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Shimmering razzle-dazzle menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: flesh harsh azn

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: impressive

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: sable startled candlestick maker

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  brindle space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Very tactful corner coffee pot

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  geriatric hissy fit

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  geriatric hissy fit

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Swollen turdskin partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Rusted hateful athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  bull headed scourge upon the earth

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: 

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Associate

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Swollen turdskin partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: pearly free-loading corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Swollen turdskin partner

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Mind-boggling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: Bright Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author:  sick legend

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: peach hominid

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Rusted hateful athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  bull headed scourge upon the earth

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: copper exhilarant indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Jade mood

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Buck-toothed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author:  cyan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Buck-toothed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  dog poop

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Swollen turdskin partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author:  drunken sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author:  carmine psychic

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Adulterous Spot

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling indian lodge

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: 

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author:  geriatric hissy fit

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century



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