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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

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bright location
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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
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HOW much younger
racy rehab half-breed
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Clear codepig feces
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Clear codepig feces
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
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send her a dick pic
concupiscible grizzly business firm
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Aphrodisiac brethren
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
underhanded incel
  10/09/14
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
snowy blood rage dilemma
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glittery foreskin parlour
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
learning disabled shimmering mad cow disease indian lodge
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
well-lubricated base weed whacker
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Jet at-the-ready home really tough guy
  10/06/25
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violet theater clown
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aquamarine soul-stirring lay
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
dashing slate multi-billionaire
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Disturbing exhilarant locale pozpig
  10/11/14
?
trip wine dog poop boiling water
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Disturbing exhilarant locale pozpig
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Curious Medicated Stain Headpube
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Dull Motley Stag Film Keepsake Machete
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Vibrant site therapy
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Adventurous principal's office
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lol
Bistre karate
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
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aquamarine soul-stirring lay
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Razzmatazz emerald public bath
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He speaks for all of us
arousing national
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stimulating ebony hell voyeur
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Henna Doobsian Electric Furnace Chapel
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Bearded locus
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Violent Temple National Security Agency
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Clear codepig feces
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
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lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
painfully honest cruise ship kitty cat
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
underhanded incel
  10/09/14
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excitant library
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Maroon titillating fanboi
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Insane bossy stead
  10/09/14
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
painfully honest cruise ship kitty cat
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underhanded incel
  10/09/14
180
histrionic sable personal credit line deer antler
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180
Transparent sandwich corn cake
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180^180
Internet-worthy shitlib school
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Cheese-eating station reading party
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/09/14
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
racy rehab half-breed
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Maroon titillating fanboi
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Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
underhanded incel
  10/09/14
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trip wine dog poop boiling water
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No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
mildly autistic area
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wildly underrated
180 Cerise Faggot Firefighter
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free-loading wrinkle
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unhinged dragon
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
charismatic frum turdskin
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
well-lubricated base weed whacker
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
well-lubricated base weed whacker
  10/08/16
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Obsidian main people
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
trip wine dog poop boiling water
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?
Provocative Dun Space Gunner
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
trip wine dog poop boiling water
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Supple pink point mental disorder
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Spectacular Organic Girlfriend Corner
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
multi-colored lavender forum
  10/11/14
180
vivacious friendly grandma
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
purple flirting property
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
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Razzmatazz emerald public bath
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Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
stimulating ebony hell voyeur
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
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1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
purple flirting property
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Maroon titillating fanboi
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
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And 10/10 xo women
balding piazza
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
balding piazza
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Haunting cyan crackhouse
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Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
razzle submissive nowag
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
razzle submissive nowag
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
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aquamarine soul-stirring lay
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razzle submissive nowag
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
bateful sexy menage
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Clear codepig feces
  10/09/14
lol
Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall
  10/09/14
180
trip wine dog poop boiling water
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lmao
hideous jewess background story
  10/09/14
tyft
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/09/14
Lol
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
...
drab slimy roast beef brunch
  10/09/14
This is good.
Up-to-no-good shrine
  10/09/14
180 billion
purple flirting property
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
underhanded incel
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
diverse ceo
  10/09/14
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Razzmatazz emerald public bath
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Opaque fiercely-loyal depressive school cafeteria
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Cheese-eating station reading party
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
passionate copper den trust fund
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Tan startled twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
balding piazza
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Flesh Abode
  10/09/14
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Irradiated White Market Windowlicker
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Demanding center jap
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Clear codepig feces
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
shivering topaz psychic
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Haunting cyan crackhouse
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Demanding center jap
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aquamarine soul-stirring lay
  10/27/14
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underhanded incel
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Cocky bipolar jew
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Milky Yarmulke
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
well-lubricated base weed whacker
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Up-to-no-good shrine
  10/09/14
titcr
Demanding center jap
  10/09/14
...
Up-to-no-good shrine
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall
  10/09/14
...
Cheese-eating station reading party
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
razzle submissive nowag
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Bat Shit Crazy Messiness
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Spectacular Organic Girlfriend Corner
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
lake beady-eyed wagecucks
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Clear codepig feces
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
arousing national
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Cocky bipolar jew
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Up-to-no-good shrine
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Disgusting parlor quadroon
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Cocky bipolar jew
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Disgusting parlor quadroon
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Appetizing lemon address roommate
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
fear-inspiring set
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Ultramarine meetinghouse
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
sadistic talented toilet seat
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
razzle submissive nowag
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
shivering topaz psychic
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
razzle submissive nowag
  10/09/14
...
Maroon titillating fanboi
  10/10/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
...
Demanding center jap
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
balding piazza
  10/09/14
...
Brilliant galvanic trailer park
  10/09/14
...
Kink-friendly idiot
  10/12/14
1800000000
federal plaza
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
trip wine dog poop boiling water
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Brilliant galvanic trailer park
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall
  10/09/14
...
Razzmatazz emerald public bath
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
trip wine dog poop boiling water
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Up-to-no-good shrine
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
fishy macaca
  10/09/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Ultramarine meetinghouse
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Clear codepig feces
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
trip wine dog poop boiling water
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Clear codepig feces
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
trip wine dog poop boiling water
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
well-lubricated base weed whacker
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
razzle submissive nowag
  10/09/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
dashing slate multi-billionaire
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Demanding center jap
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Cerebral indigo stage sweet tailpipe
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Supple pink point mental disorder
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall
  10/09/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
diverse ceo
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
well-lubricated base weed whacker
  10/09/14
...
well-lubricated base weed whacker
  10/10/14
...
purple flirting property
  10/09/14
i could see it
trip wine dog poop boiling water
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
beta razzle-dazzle pisswyrm patrolman
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/09/14
...
Razzmatazz emerald public bath
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Unholy pit faggotry
  06/27/16
...
Buff philosopher-king
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
razzle submissive nowag
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
costumed light state
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
thriller ticket booth hunting ground
  10/10/14
WTF?
hideous jewess background story
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Clear codepig feces
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
hideous jewess background story
  10/10/14
...
trip wine dog poop boiling water
  10/10/14
120
federal plaza
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Supple pink point mental disorder
  10/10/14
...
Up-to-no-good shrine
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/10/14
...
razzle submissive nowag
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
balding piazza
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
arousing national
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
arousing national
  10/10/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Swashbuckling stock car casino
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Clear codepig feces
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Spectacular Organic Girlfriend Corner
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
painfully honest cruise ship kitty cat
  10/10/14
...
Tripping Ivory Theater Stage
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
lascivious step-uncle's house knife
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
trip wine dog poop boiling water
  10/10/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/10/14
...
Up-to-no-good shrine
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
awkward kitchen water buffalo
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
trip wine dog poop boiling water
  10/10/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Up-to-no-good shrine
  10/10/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
chrome lettuce house
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
arousing national
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
charismatic frum turdskin
  10/10/14
180
Dark flickering heaven marketing idea
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
aromatic resort puppy
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Razzmatazz emerald public bath
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
dashing slate multi-billionaire
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
charismatic frum turdskin
  10/10/14
...
Razzmatazz emerald public bath
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
talking partner sex offender
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/10/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/10/14
...
Razzmatazz emerald public bath
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
lascivious step-uncle's house knife
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Clear codepig feces
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
chartreuse stirring institution cuck
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
exciting field
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Clear codepig feces
  10/11/14
omg
dashing slate multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Vermilion laughsome church building circlehead
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Cowardly fragrant theatre mother
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Buff philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
trip wine dog poop boiling water
  10/11/14
...
Cowardly fragrant theatre mother
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Mischievous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
Razzmatazz emerald public bath
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
learning disabled shimmering mad cow disease indian lodge
  10/18/14
...
Gay lodge black woman
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Wild tanning salon
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
pungent rebellious orchestra pit new version
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
aquamarine soul-stirring lay
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
abusive contagious stage internal respiration
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Cowardly fragrant theatre mother
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
dashing slate multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
abusive contagious stage internal respiration
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated base weed whacker
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
underhanded incel
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
arousing national
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
mildly autistic area
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
Tripping Ivory Theater Stage
  10/11/14
...
Razzmatazz emerald public bath
  10/11/14
...
underhanded incel
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
aquamarine soul-stirring lay
  10/27/14
lmfao
Bearded locus
  10/11/14
amazing
navy pocket flask nursing home
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Up-to-no-good shrine
  10/11/14
180
Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall
  10/11/14
...
Maroon titillating fanboi
  10/11/14
...
Razzmatazz emerald public bath
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
aquamarine soul-stirring lay
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Brindle Senate Giraffe
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Wild tanning salon
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Cowardly fragrant theatre mother
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
underhanded incel
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
pungent rebellious orchestra pit new version
  10/11/14
...
Mischievous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Heady offensive telephone university
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
histrionic sable personal credit line deer antler
  03/28/16
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
rambunctious hairraiser fortuitous meteor gas station
  10/11/14
...
insecure cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/11/14
plz poast
odious ruddy fat ankles
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
insecure cuckoldry
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Violent Temple National Security Agency
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
fear-inspiring set
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Up-to-no-good shrine
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
underhanded incel
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
fear-inspiring set
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Clear codepig feces
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
arousing national
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
translucent spot pistol
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Garnet vigorous newt range
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
well-lubricated base weed whacker
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
balding piazza
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Up-to-no-good shrine
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Tripping Ivory Theater Stage
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
lol 180
underhanded incel
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Violent Temple National Security Agency
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
Hot Marvelous Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
balding piazza
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
boyish candlestick maker mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Big Garrison Potus
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Big Garrison Potus
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
racy rehab half-breed
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
saffron native idea he suggested
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
balding piazza
  10/11/14
(evan39)
federal plaza
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
dashing slate multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
saffron native idea he suggested
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
canary queen of the night
  10/11/14
keeping it real
boyish candlestick maker mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
...
Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/11/14
cr
Mind-boggling whorehouse
  10/11/14
Amen.
Embarrassed to the bone office
  10/11/14
lol cr
free-loading wrinkle
  10/11/14
...
Disgusting parlor quadroon
  10/11/14
...
underhanded incel
  10/11/14
...
Razzmatazz emerald public bath
  10/11/14
...
aquamarine soul-stirring lay
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
fear-inspiring set
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Brilliant galvanic trailer park
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
fear-inspiring set
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
dashing slate multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
fear-inspiring set
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
dashing slate multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
fear-inspiring set
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Brilliant galvanic trailer park
  10/11/14
180
very tactful dopamine useless brakes
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
fear-inspiring set
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Puce impertinent box office
  10/11/14
...
Brilliant galvanic trailer park
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Violent Temple National Security Agency
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Brilliant galvanic trailer park
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
fear-inspiring set
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Up-to-no-good shrine
  10/11/14
...
balding piazza
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
federal plaza
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
well-lubricated base weed whacker
  10/11/14
lol
outnumbered goyim
  10/11/14
underrated
Cocky bipolar jew
  10/11/14
...
narrow-minded geriatric elastic band son of senegal
  10/12/14
...
aquamarine soul-stirring lay
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Bat Shit Crazy Messiness
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
Up-to-no-good shrine
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Bat Shit Crazy Messiness
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Bat Shit Crazy Messiness
  10/11/14
...
aquamarine soul-stirring lay
  10/27/14
lol
Floppy Jet-lagged Goal In Life
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Buff philosopher-king
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Electric maniacal juggernaut
  10/11/14
...
Charcoal shaky hospital old irish cottage
  10/11/14
180
translucent spot pistol
  10/11/14
180
racy rehab half-breed
  10/11/14
180
underhanded incel
  10/11/14
...
Disgusting parlor quadroon
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Naked church coldplay fan
  10/11/14
...
Poppy Wonderful Famous Landscape Painting
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
underhanded incel
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Vibrant site therapy
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Clear codepig feces
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Violent Temple National Security Agency
  10/11/14
...
trip wine dog poop boiling water
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
180
translucent spot pistol
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Violent Temple National Security Agency
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Violent Temple National Security Agency
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Appetizing lemon address roommate
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
lilac
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
balding piazza
  10/11/14
...
arousing national
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/11/14
...
aquamarine soul-stirring lay
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
Go on...
aquamarine soul-stirring lay
  10/27/14
...
Appetizing lemon address roommate
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
arousing national
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Bespoke
  10/11/14
...
arousing national
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
lilac
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Bespoke
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
well-lubricated base weed whacker
  10/11/14
...
Mischievous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
Razzmatazz emerald public bath
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
magical immigrant
  10/12/14
...
aquamarine soul-stirring lay
  10/27/14
...
narrow-minded geriatric elastic band son of senegal
  10/12/14
...
aquamarine soul-stirring lay
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Vermilion laughsome church building circlehead
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Disgusting parlor quadroon
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
lilac
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
underhanded incel
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
aquamarine soul-stirring lay
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
racy rehab half-breed
  10/11/14
...
maize
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Bonkers Digit Ratio
  10/11/14
...
maize
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/11/14
...
trip wine dog poop boiling water
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
drab slimy roast beef brunch
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Wild tanning salon
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Vermilion laughsome church building circlehead
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Clear codepig feces
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
underhanded incel
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Appetizing lemon address roommate
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
balding piazza
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
Milky Yarmulke
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
pearl factory reset button
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
rambunctious hairraiser fortuitous meteor gas station
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
rambunctious hairraiser fortuitous meteor gas station
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Clear codepig feces
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Cordovan Self-centered Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
...
Supple pink point mental disorder
  10/11/14
...
Razzmatazz emerald public bath
  10/11/14
Oh my
arousing national
  10/11/14
omg
metal
  10/11/14
...
Confused
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
underhanded incel
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Violent Temple National Security Agency
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
arousing national
  10/11/14
...
Razzmatazz emerald public bath
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
metal
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
chestnut ape
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Flatulent Arrogant Party Of The First Part
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
charismatic frum turdskin
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Cordovan Self-centered Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Pale Private Investor
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
chartreuse stirring institution cuck
  10/11/14
...
Bat Shit Crazy Messiness
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
Kink-friendly idiot
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
aromatic resort puppy
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
Nudist
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
Disgusting parlor quadroon
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
multi-colored lavender forum
  10/11/14
wtf
bull headed milk ladyboy
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
chartreuse stirring institution cuck
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Electric maniacal juggernaut
  10/11/14
...
underhanded incel
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
underhanded incel
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
charismatic frum turdskin
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
lilac
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Dark flickering heaven marketing idea
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
lilac
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
chartreuse stirring institution cuck
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
chestnut ape
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
lilac
  10/11/14
...
underhanded incel
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Appetizing lemon address roommate
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
chestnut ape
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Electric maniacal juggernaut
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
underhanded incel
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
Sinister
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
people who are hurt
  11/21/15
...
Bespoke
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
gtfo
Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/12/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
Turquoise death wish
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Wild tanning salon
  10/11/14
?
shivering topaz psychic
  10/11/14
...
stubborn alpha
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
violent generalized bond gaping
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
federal plaza
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
violent generalized bond gaping
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
metal
  10/11/14
...
stubborn alpha
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Amber Abnormal Legend
  10/11/14
lol
underhanded incel
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Disgusting parlor quadroon
  10/12/14
180
laser beams
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Clear codepig feces
  10/11/14
120
Comical Swollen Toaster Rigor
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
arousing national
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Disgusting parlor quadroon
  10/11/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Disgusting parlor quadroon
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
balding piazza
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
french
  10/12/14
...
Cowardly fragrant theatre mother
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
diverse ceo
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Brilliant galvanic trailer park
  10/12/14
...
rambunctious hairraiser fortuitous meteor gas station
  12/06/14
...
Cowardly fragrant theatre mother
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
crystalline boltzmann
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Salmon Adulterous Regret
  10/12/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Clear codepig feces
  10/12/14
Well!?
drab slimy roast beef brunch
  10/12/14
...
Cowardly fragrant theatre mother
  10/12/14
plz respond
Brilliant galvanic trailer park
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Provocative Dun Space Gunner
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Mischievous bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
Well?
aromatic resort puppy
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Olive dingle berry
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
shivering topaz psychic
  10/12/14
180000000
translucent spot pistol
  10/12/14
??
hideous jewess background story
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Razzmatazz emerald public bath
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Hilarious bearded boistinker
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall
  10/12/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Clear codepig feces
  10/12/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/12/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
shivering topaz psychic
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/12/14
...
arousing national
  10/12/14
...
Pale Private Investor
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Bespoke
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
boyish candlestick maker mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
diverse ceo
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
fear-inspiring set
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
federal plaza
  10/12/14
please continue
narrow-minded geriatric elastic band son of senegal
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Brilliant galvanic trailer park
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Bespoke
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Fighting Onyx Community Account
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/12/14
...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
dashing slate multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
out-of-control sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Clear codepig feces
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
out-of-control sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Clear codepig feces
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
abusive contagious stage internal respiration
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Fighting Onyx Community Account
  10/12/14
ty
well-lubricated base weed whacker
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Fighting Onyx Community Account
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
out-of-control sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
And scene.
Disgusting parlor quadroon
  10/12/14
nigger
well-lubricated base weed whacker
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Disgusting parlor quadroon
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Disgusting parlor quadroon
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
out-of-control sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/12/14
...
Big Garrison Potus
  10/12/14
...
Disgusting parlor quadroon
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/12/14
...
chartreuse stirring institution cuck
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
fear-inspiring set
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
jade volcanic crater
  10/12/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
prole legal warrant
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
bull headed milk ladyboy
  10/12/14
You don't?
Insane bossy stead
  10/12/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Clear codepig feces
  10/12/14
...
Bespoke
  10/12/14
wtf
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Bat Shit Crazy Messiness
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Bat Shit Crazy Messiness
  10/12/14
...
french
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Brindle Senate Giraffe
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Bat Shit Crazy Messiness
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
chestnut ape
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Bat Shit Crazy Messiness
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Brindle Senate Giraffe
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
dashing slate multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
trip wine dog poop boiling water
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Spectacular Organic Girlfriend Corner
  10/12/14
...
Vibrant site therapy
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Ultramarine meetinghouse
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
well-lubricated base weed whacker
  10/12/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/12/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
Sinister
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
Nudist
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Violent Temple National Security Agency
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Fighting Onyx Community Account
  10/12/14
...
people who are hurt
  11/21/15
...
doctorate
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Disgusting parlor quadroon
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Buff philosopher-king
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Razzmatazz emerald public bath
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Peach persian
  10/12/14
180
Self-absorbed twisted mood
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Primrose International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/31/16
...
people who are hurt
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
yellow mexican
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
infuriating double fault
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Poppy Wonderful Famous Landscape Painting
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
chestnut ape
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Spectacular Organic Girlfriend Corner
  10/12/14
titc analysis
learning disabled shimmering mad cow disease indian lodge
  10/18/14
...
people who are hurt
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
aromatic resort puppy
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Kink-friendly idiot
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Electric maniacal juggernaut
  10/13/14
?
Kink-friendly idiot
  10/13/14
...
Haunting cyan crackhouse
  10/27/14
...
Fighting Onyx Community Account
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
balding piazza
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
charismatic frum turdskin
  12/06/14
...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  04/07/15
...
Poppy Wonderful Famous Landscape Painting
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Idiotic cumskin
  04/22/15
...
hideous jewess background story
  05/17/15
...
  06/04/15
Not flame.
balding piazza
  08/18/15
update?
fluffy mewling
  10/06/15
...
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Fighting Onyx Community Account
  10/11/15
...
metal
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Irate becky antidepressant drug
  10/12/15
bump
shivering topaz psychic
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
  11/25/15
...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  12/27/15
...
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Startling
  03/10/16
...
Irradiated White Market Windowlicker
  03/28/16
...
Jet at-the-ready home really tough guy
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
  06/27/16
...
Kink-friendly idiot
  08/21/16
...
carnelian apoplectic gaming laptop
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  08/22/16
...
hateful hairy legs
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Useless
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
Police Squad
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Useless
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
hateful hairy legs
  09/13/16
...
aquamarine soul-stirring lay
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
hateful hairy legs
  09/13/16
Game of ""
pea-brained preventive strike
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
hateful hairy legs
  09/13/16
...
judgmental french chef
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
carnelian apoplectic gaming laptop
  09/13/16
...
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
snowy blood rage dilemma
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Spectacular Organic Girlfriend Corner
  10/31/16
:-)
sticky bbw
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
sticky bbw
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
crotch
  10/31/16
...
people who are hurt
  10/09/18
...
Vibrant site therapy
  11/21/16
...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  01/10/17
...
aqua
  02/04/17
...
Vibrant site therapy
  02/04/17
...
sticky bbw
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Pontificating striped hyena
  02/04/17
...
sticky bbw
  02/04/17
...
sticky bbw
  02/04/17
...
crotch
  02/05/17
...
sticky bbw
  02/08/17
...
Lime tattoo
  06/28/17
...
Sienna liquid oxygen tank
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Affirmative Action
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Pontificating striped hyena
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Vermilion laughsome church building circlehead
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Drunken
  12/18/17
...
disrespectful deep dysfunction
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
genital piercing
  01/06/18
...
judgmental french chef
  02/06/18
...
navy pocket flask nursing home
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
crotch
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Affirmative Action
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Seedy yapping
  10/09/18
...
Transparent sandwich corn cake
  10/17/18
...
Carmine Azn
  05/19/19
...
Gay lodge black woman
  05/19/19
...
chestnut ape
  10/14/19
...
Internet-worthy shitlib school
  05/05/20
...
coiffed hominid
  06/28/20
...
avocado nubile
  06/29/20
...
chestnut ape
  07/10/20
...
unhinged dragon
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Mustard Associate
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
  10/10/20
TITCR
Anal
  02/17/21
...
Seedy yapping
  10/08/21
...
Elite
  02/17/21
...
chestnut ape
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
lake beady-eyed wagecucks
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
slippery sound barrier
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
slippery sound barrier
  10/11/21
...
Seedy yapping
  10/07/22
...
effete indirect expression
  12/02/21
...
Gold kitty rigpig
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Sepia
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Useless
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
chad
  10/10/22
...
effete indirect expression
  10/10/22
...
Trust If Aryan
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
effete indirect expression
  11/23/22
...
Milky Yarmulke
  05/06/23
...
Tantric Coral Athletic Conference Pervert
  05/06/23
Time flies
fantasy-prone cuckold
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Irate becky antidepressant drug
  05/06/23
...
Gold kitty rigpig
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Sepia
  10/09/23
...
Jet at-the-ready home really tough guy
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
selfie
  10/09/23
...
crotch
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Indecent Round Eye
  10/20/23
...
crotch
  10/20/23
...
sticky bbw
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
sickened halford
  10/20/23
...
effete indirect expression
  10/20/23
...
Seedy yapping
  10/20/23
...
Glassy Degenerate
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
territorial masturbator
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Clear codepig feces
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Milky Yarmulke
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
doctorate
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: racy rehab half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: razzle submissive nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Sick Chocolate Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: concupiscible grizzly business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: bright location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: racy rehab half-breed

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Henna Doobsian Electric Furnace Chapel

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: concupiscible grizzly business firm

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: underhanded incel

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: snowy blood rage dilemma

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Henna Doobsian Electric Furnace Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Cheese-eating station reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: hideous jewess background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: balding piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: black big-titted sanctuary love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Disgusting parlor quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: glittery foreskin parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: learning disabled shimmering mad cow disease indian lodge

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: well-lubricated base weed whacker

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Jet at-the-ready home really tough guy

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: violet theater clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: dashing slate multi-billionaire

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Disturbing exhilarant locale pozpig

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Disturbing exhilarant locale pozpig

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Curious Medicated Stain Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Dull Motley Stag Film Keepsake Machete

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Vibrant site therapy

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Adventurous principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Bistre karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Comical Swollen Toaster Rigor

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: racy rehab half-breed

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: arousing national

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: stimulating ebony hell voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Henna Doobsian Electric Furnace Chapel

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Bearded locus

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Violent Temple National Security Agency

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: painfully honest cruise ship kitty cat

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: underhanded incel

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: excitant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Maroon titillating fanboi

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Insane bossy stead

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: painfully honest cruise ship kitty cat

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: underhanded incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: histrionic sable personal credit line deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Transparent sandwich corn cake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Cheese-eating station reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: racy rehab half-breed

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Maroon titillating fanboi

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: underhanded incel

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: mildly autistic area

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: 180 Cerise Faggot Firefighter

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: free-loading wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: unhinged dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: charismatic frum turdskin

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: well-lubricated base weed whacker

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: well-lubricated base weed whacker

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Obsidian main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Provocative Dun Space Gunner

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Supple pink point mental disorder

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Spectacular Organic Girlfriend Corner

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: multi-colored lavender forum

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: vivacious friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: purple flirting property

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: stimulating ebony hell voyeur

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: stimulating ebony hell voyeur

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: purple flirting property

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Maroon titillating fanboi

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: balding piazza

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: balding piazza

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: razzle submissive nowag

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: razzle submissive nowag

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: razzle submissive nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: bateful sexy menage

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: hideous jewess background story

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: drab slimy roast beef brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shrine

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: purple flirting property

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: underhanded incel

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: diverse ceo

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Opaque fiercely-loyal depressive school cafeteria

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Cheese-eating station reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: passionate copper den trust fund

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Tan startled twinkling uncleanness

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: balding piazza

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Flesh Abode

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Irradiated White Market Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Demanding center jap

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: shivering topaz psychic

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Demanding center jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: underhanded incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Cocky bipolar jew

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Milky Yarmulke

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: well-lubricated base weed whacker

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shrine

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Demanding center jap

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Cheese-eating station reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: razzle submissive nowag

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Messiness

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Spectacular Organic Girlfriend Corner

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: lake beady-eyed wagecucks

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: arousing national

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Cocky bipolar jew

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shrine

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Disgusting parlor quadroon

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Cocky bipolar jew

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Disgusting parlor quadroon

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Appetizing lemon address roommate

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: fear-inspiring set

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine meetinghouse

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: sadistic talented toilet seat

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: razzle submissive nowag

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: shivering topaz psychic

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: razzle submissive nowag

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Maroon titillating fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Demanding center jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: balding piazza

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Brilliant galvanic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Kink-friendly idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: federal plaza

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Brilliant galvanic trailer park

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shrine

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: fishy macaca

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Ultramarine meetinghouse

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: well-lubricated base weed whacker

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: razzle submissive nowag

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: dashing slate multi-billionaire

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Demanding center jap

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Cerebral indigo stage sweet tailpipe

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Supple pink point mental disorder

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: diverse ceo

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: well-lubricated base weed whacker

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: well-lubricated base weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: purple flirting property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: beta razzle-dazzle pisswyrm patrolman

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Unholy pit faggotry

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Buff philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: razzle submissive nowag

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: costumed light state

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: thriller ticket booth hunting ground

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: hideous jewess background story

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Clear codepig feces

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: hideous jewess background story

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: federal plaza

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Supple pink point mental disorder

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: razzle submissive nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: balding piazza

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: arousing national

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: arousing national

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stock car casino

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Spectacular Organic Girlfriend Corner

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: painfully honest cruise ship kitty cat

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Tripping Ivory Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: lascivious step-uncle's house knife

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: awkward kitchen water buffalo

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shrine

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: chrome lettuce house

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: arousing national

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: charismatic frum turdskin

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Dark flickering heaven marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: aromatic resort puppy

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: dashing slate multi-billionaire

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: charismatic frum turdskin

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: talking partner sex offender

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: lascivious step-uncle's house knife

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Clear codepig feces

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: chartreuse stirring institution cuck

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: exciting field

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Clear codepig feces

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: dashing slate multi-billionaire

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Vermilion laughsome church building circlehead

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Cowardly fragrant theatre mother

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Buff philosopher-king

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Cowardly fragrant theatre mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Mischievous bawdyhouse

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: learning disabled shimmering mad cow disease indian lodge

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Gay lodge black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Wild tanning salon

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: pungent rebellious orchestra pit new version

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: abusive contagious stage internal respiration

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Cowardly fragrant theatre mother

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: dashing slate multi-billionaire

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: abusive contagious stage internal respiration

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: well-lubricated base weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: underhanded incel

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: arousing national

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: mildly autistic area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Tripping Ivory Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: underhanded incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Bearded locus

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: navy pocket flask nursing home

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shrine

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Maroon titillating fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Brindle Senate Giraffe

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Wild tanning salon

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Cowardly fragrant theatre mother

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: underhanded incel

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: pungent rebellious orchestra pit new version

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Mischievous bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Heady offensive telephone university

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: histrionic sable personal credit line deer antler

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: rambunctious hairraiser fortuitous meteor gas station

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: insecure cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: odious ruddy fat ankles

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: insecure cuckoldry

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Violent Temple National Security Agency

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: fear-inspiring set

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shrine

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: underhanded incel

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: fear-inspiring set

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Clear codepig feces

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: arousing national

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: translucent spot pistol

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Garnet vigorous newt range

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: well-lubricated base weed whacker

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: balding piazza

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shrine

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Tripping Ivory Theater Stage

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: underhanded incel

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Violent Temple National Security Agency

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Hot Marvelous Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: balding piazza

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: boyish candlestick maker mad-dog skullcap

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Big Garrison Potus

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Big Garrison Potus

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: racy rehab half-breed

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: saffron native idea he suggested

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: balding piazza

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: federal plaza

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: dashing slate multi-billionaire

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: saffron native idea he suggested

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: canary queen of the night

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: boyish candlestick maker mad-dog skullcap

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling whorehouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone office

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: free-loading wrinkle

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Disgusting parlor quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: underhanded incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: fear-inspiring set

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Brilliant galvanic trailer park

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: fear-inspiring set

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: dashing slate multi-billionaire

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: fear-inspiring set

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: dashing slate multi-billionaire

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: fear-inspiring set

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Brilliant galvanic trailer park

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: very tactful dopamine useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: fear-inspiring set

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Puce impertinent box office

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Brilliant galvanic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Violent Temple National Security Agency

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Brilliant galvanic trailer park

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: fear-inspiring set

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shrine

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: balding piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: federal plaza

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: well-lubricated base weed whacker

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: outnumbered goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Cocky bipolar jew

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded geriatric elastic band son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Messiness

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Messiness

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Messiness

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Floppy Jet-lagged Goal In Life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Buff philosopher-king

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Electric maniacal juggernaut

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Charcoal shaky hospital old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: translucent spot pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: racy rehab half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: underhanded incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Disgusting parlor quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Naked church coldplay fan

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Poppy Wonderful Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: underhanded incel

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Vibrant site therapy

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Violent Temple National Security Agency

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: translucent spot pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Violent Temple National Security Agency

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Violent Temple National Security Agency

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Appetizing lemon address roommate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  lilac

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: balding piazza

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: arousing national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Appetizing lemon address roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: arousing national

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Bespoke

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: arousing national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  lilac

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Bespoke

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated base weed whacker

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Mischievous bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author:  magical immigrant

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: narrow-minded geriatric elastic band son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Vermilion laughsome church building circlehead

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Disgusting parlor quadroon

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  lilac

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: underhanded incel

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: racy rehab half-breed

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: maize



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Bonkers Digit Ratio

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: maize



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: drab slimy roast beef brunch

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Wild tanning salon

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Vermilion laughsome church building circlehead

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: underhanded incel

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Appetizing lemon address roommate

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: balding piazza

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Milky Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: pearl factory reset button

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: rambunctious hairraiser fortuitous meteor gas station

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: rambunctious hairraiser fortuitous meteor gas station

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Cordovan Self-centered Hissy Fit

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Supple pink point mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: arousing national

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: metal

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Confused



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: underhanded incel

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Violent Temple National Security Agency

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: arousing national

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: metal

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  chestnut ape

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Flatulent Arrogant Party Of The First Part

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: charismatic frum turdskin

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Cordovan Self-centered Hissy Fit

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  Pale Private Investor

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: chartreuse stirring institution cuck

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Kink-friendly idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: aromatic resort puppy

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Nudist

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Disgusting parlor quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: multi-colored lavender forum

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: bull headed milk ladyboy

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: 

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: chartreuse stirring institution cuck

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: 

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Electric maniacal juggernaut

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: underhanded incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: underhanded incel

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: charismatic frum turdskin

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  lilac

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Dark flickering heaven marketing idea

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  lilac

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: chartreuse stirring institution cuck

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  chestnut ape

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  lilac

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: underhanded incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Appetizing lemon address roommate

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  chestnut ape

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Electric maniacal juggernaut

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: underhanded incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Sinister

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  people who are hurt

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Bespoke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Turquoise death wish

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Wild tanning salon

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: shivering topaz psychic

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  stubborn alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: violent generalized bond gaping

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: federal plaza

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: violent generalized bond gaping

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: metal

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  stubborn alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Amber Abnormal Legend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: underhanded incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Disgusting parlor quadroon

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author:  laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Comical Swollen Toaster Rigor

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: arousing national

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Disgusting parlor quadroon

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Disgusting parlor quadroon

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: balding piazza

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: french

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Cowardly fragrant theatre mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: diverse ceo

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Brilliant galvanic trailer park

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: rambunctious hairraiser fortuitous meteor gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Cowardly fragrant theatre mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  crystalline boltzmann

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Salmon Adulterous Regret

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Clear codepig feces

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: drab slimy roast beef brunch

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Cowardly fragrant theatre mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Brilliant galvanic trailer park

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Provocative Dun Space Gunner

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Mischievous bawdyhouse

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: aromatic resort puppy

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Olive dingle berry

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: shivering topaz psychic

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: translucent spot pistol

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: hideous jewess background story

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Hilarious bearded boistinker

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Clear codepig feces

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: shivering topaz psychic

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: arousing national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  Pale Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Bespoke

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: boyish candlestick maker mad-dog skullcap

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: diverse ceo

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: fear-inspiring set

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: federal plaza

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: narrow-minded geriatric elastic band son of senegal

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Brilliant galvanic trailer park

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Bespoke

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Fighting Onyx Community Account

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: dashing slate multi-billionaire

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: out-of-control sneaky criminal

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: out-of-control sneaky criminal

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: abusive contagious stage internal respiration

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Fighting Onyx Community Account

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: well-lubricated base weed whacker

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Fighting Onyx Community Account

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: out-of-control sneaky criminal

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Disgusting parlor quadroon

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: well-lubricated base weed whacker

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Disgusting parlor quadroon

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Disgusting parlor quadroon

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: out-of-control sneaky criminal

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Big Garrison Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Disgusting parlor quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: chartreuse stirring institution cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring set

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: jade volcanic crater

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  prole legal warrant

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: bull headed milk ladyboy

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Insane bossy stead

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Bespoke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Messiness

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Messiness

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: french



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Brindle Senate Giraffe

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Messiness

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  chestnut ape

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Messiness

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Brindle Senate Giraffe

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: dashing slate multi-billionaire

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: trip wine dog poop boiling water

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Spectacular Organic Girlfriend Corner

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Vibrant site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine meetinghouse

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated base weed whacker

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Sinister

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Nudist

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Violent Temple National Security Agency

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Fighting Onyx Community Account

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author:  doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Disgusting parlor quadroon

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Buff philosopher-king

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald public bath

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Citrine buck-toothed travel guidebook hall

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Peach persian

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: Self-absorbed twisted mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Primrose International Law Enforcement Agency

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: yellow mexican

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  infuriating double fault

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Poppy Wonderful Famous Landscape Painting

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  chestnut ape

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Spectacular Organic Girlfriend Corner

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: learning disabled shimmering mad cow disease indian lodge

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: aromatic resort puppy

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Cracking Gaped Scourge Upon The Earth

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Kink-friendly idiot

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Electric maniacal juggernaut

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Kink-friendly idiot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Haunting cyan crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Fighting Onyx Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: balding piazza

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: charismatic frum turdskin

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Poppy Wonderful Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Idiotic cumskin

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: hideous jewess background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: balding piazza

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: fluffy mewling

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Fighting Onyx Community Account

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: metal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Irate becky antidepressant drug

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: shivering topaz psychic

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Startling

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Irradiated White Market Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Jet at-the-ready home really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: 

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: carnelian apoplectic gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: hateful hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Useless

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  Police Squad

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Useless

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: hateful hairy legs

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: aquamarine soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: hateful hairy legs

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author:  pea-brained preventive strike

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: hateful hairy legs

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: judgmental french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: carnelian apoplectic gaming laptop

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: snowy blood rage dilemma

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Spectacular Organic Girlfriend Corner

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author:  sticky bbw

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author:  sticky bbw

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  crotch

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Vibrant site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  aqua



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Vibrant site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author:  sticky bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Pontificating striped hyena

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author:  sticky bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author:  sticky bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author:  sticky bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Lime tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Sienna liquid oxygen tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author:  Affirmative Action

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: 

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Pontificating striped hyena

I can never remember the title keywords

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Vermilion laughsome church building circlehead

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Drunken

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: disrespectful deep dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author:  genital piercing

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: judgmental french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: navy pocket flask nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  crotch

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author:  Affirmative Action

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Seedy yapping

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Transparent sandwich corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Carmine Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Gay lodge black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  chestnut ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Internet-worthy shitlib school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: coiffed hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: avocado nubile



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  chestnut ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: unhinged dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Mustard Associate

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: 

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Anal

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Seedy yapping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Elite



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  chestnut ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: lake beady-eyed wagecucks

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: slippery sound barrier

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: slippery sound barrier

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Seedy yapping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  effete indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Gold kitty rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Sepia

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Useless

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author:  chad

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  effete indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  effete indirect expression

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Milky Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: Tantric Coral Athletic Conference Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: fantasy-prone cuckold

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Irate becky antidepressant drug

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Gold kitty rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Sepia

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Jet at-the-ready home really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author:  selfie

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author:  Indecent Round Eye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author:  sticky bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  sickened halford

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  effete indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Seedy yapping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author:  Glassy Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author:  territorial masturbator

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Clear codepig feces

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id.#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Milky Yarmulke

good work, i remember this thread

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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author:  doctorate

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

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