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Is every good programmer an irreverent aspie dick?

I've noticed myself becoming more aspie and dickish as I get...
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
Come on, what was the joke?
Cerise idiotic pervert
  11/01/14
About my grandmother, it was too lewd to even repeat.
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
Doesn't sound very becoming of a CEO's wife.
Cerise idiotic pervert
  11/01/14
I'm in miami, she's typical Latina new money trash
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
but enough about Jul-- just kidding what the fuck coul...
Balding stubborn theatre
  11/01/14
I mentioned that I helped my grandmother give out candy last...
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
lol, she must poast here
Cerise idiotic pervert
  11/01/14
I stopped her before she called me a virgin dork
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
Got ur grandma on my dick...HAH! Fgt u know wut it is
Primrose wrinkle
  11/01/14
lol what
Spectacular pale bbw ceo
  11/01/14
Fucking insane. I'd be arrested if I'd said the equivalent t...
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
Get over yourself. She obviously meant no harm. You seem lik...
Laughsome adulterous locus dragon
  11/01/14
Did you read the OP?
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
Did you read when I called you an unhnged aspie?
Laughsome adulterous locus dragon
  11/01/14
Did you read when I called myself an aspie in the OP?
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
this exactly how an aspie would respond
slate house
  11/01/14
True.
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
...
Laughsome adulterous locus dragon
  11/01/14
(retard)
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
no, but every xo poster is. hope this helps.
Razzmatazz Gaming Laptop
  11/01/14
It certainly is a stereotype
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
...
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
must be 180 having in demand skills
burgundy patrolman
  11/01/14
It's definitely nice to know I'll never have a problem findi...
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
how did u learn your skills
burgundy patrolman
  11/01/14
I took 18 CS credits in school, but that only taught me the ...
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
too late to do this at 25?
Saffron Fiercely-loyal Bawdyhouse
  11/01/14
You're not too old yet
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
(n00b learning to code thinks himself a master of the art) ...
cerebral greedy sanctuary dysfunction
  11/01/14
Why would I waste my time with that? I'm only concerned with...
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
(n00b non programmer trying to call himself programmer)
cerebral greedy sanctuary dysfunction
  11/01/14
Programmer is my job
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
but not your skillset, broseph. youre what we refer to as &...
cerebral greedy sanctuary dysfunction
  11/01/14
Arent you a joyless gook lawyer who can't feel joy and belie...
Contagious site trust fund
  11/01/14
not a gook and now i own a mazda CX5.
cerebral greedy sanctuary dysfunction
  11/01/14
I don't really care tbh
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
Just looked at defun and it just looks like regular LISP
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
He lisped
indecent rusted tanning salon
  11/02/14
ive been programming for like 10 years now and have never he...
tancredi marchiolo
  03/09/26
the fact that you said "learned UNIX" gives away y...
Contagious site trust fund
  11/01/14
Wtf do you mean? I spent a period of time studying unix-like...
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
(it is 1996)
Contagious site trust fund
  11/01/14
excellent. please describe the differences between the sys -...
cerebral greedy sanctuary dysfunction
  11/01/14
lol just learn google 'sys -v'
maize juggernaut property
  11/01/14
Cr. Lol at this fool. Under what IRL circumstance would not ...
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
when youre setting up a dozen servers in the middle of a hig...
cerebral greedy sanctuary dysfunction
  11/01/14
Lol wut I wouldn't be allowed to use google in that situatio...
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
data is not information. google gives you data, you need tim...
cerebral greedy sanctuary dysfunction
  11/01/14
I could figure it out in 2 months tops, with google. Edi...
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
aah nothing like the young, foolish and completely inexperie...
cerebral greedy sanctuary dysfunction
  11/01/14
I'll pass. You've been a pleasure.
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
"We need these servers set up, Trevor" "No p...
Cerise idiotic pervert
  11/01/14
If they need it faster than that they should hire an actual ...
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
why not just buy an online book from kindle or safari?
maize juggernaut property
  11/01/14
SafaribooksOnline subscription is 180
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
dafuck kinda tech jobs are there in Miami man
180 stock car
  11/01/14
BangBros.com site maintenance
Cerise idiotic pervert
  11/01/14
shit i'd do that
180 stock car
  11/01/14
Not much if you didn't grow up here.
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
"can you sort an array of ints in n log n time" &...
180 stock car
  11/01/14
What are you getting at? Are you asking a q?
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14
...
Hilarious Elastic Band
  11/01/14


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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

I've noticed myself becoming more aspie and dickish as I get better at coding. I basically told the CEOs wife to go fuck herself when she made a joke at my expense at an office party yesterday. I'd never of had the balls to do that before I learned UNIX.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26626725)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Cerise idiotic pervert

Come on, what was the joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26626728)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

About my grandmother, it was too lewd to even repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26626740)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Cerise idiotic pervert

Doesn't sound very becoming of a CEO's wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26626772)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

I'm in miami, she's typical Latina new money trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26626788)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Balding stubborn theatre

but enough about Jul--

just kidding

what the fuck could she say about your grandma?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26626795)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

I mentioned that I helped my grandmother give out candy last night and she implied we were fucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26626800)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Cerise idiotic pervert

lol, she must poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26626810)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:16 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

I stopped her before she called me a virgin dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26626823)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: Primrose wrinkle

Got ur grandma on my dick...HAH! Fgt u know wut it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26626886)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Spectacular pale bbw ceo

lol what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627064)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

Fucking insane. I'd be arrested if I'd said the equivalent to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627068)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: Laughsome adulterous locus dragon

Get over yourself. She obviously meant no harm. You seem like an unhinged aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627228)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

Did you read the OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627240)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Laughsome adulterous locus dragon

Did you read when I called you an unhnged aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627255)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

Did you read when I called myself an aspie in the OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627262)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:34 PM
Author: slate house

this exactly how an aspie would respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627264)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:34 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

True.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627268)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:34 PM
Author: Laughsome adulterous locus dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627270)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:35 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

(retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627272)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Gaming Laptop

no, but every xo poster is. hope this helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26626807)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

It certainly is a stereotype

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26626813)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:50 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627056)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:50 PM
Author: burgundy patrolman

must be 180 having in demand skills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627057)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

It's definitely nice to know I'll never have a problem finding a chill 6 fig job. But spending 6+ hours coding 5 days a week can be disorienting, it's easy to stop caring about the real world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627065)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:54 PM
Author: burgundy patrolman

how did u learn your skills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627067)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

I took 18 CS credits in school, but that only taught me the fundamentals tbh. Most of what I learned was on my first 3-6 months on the job. Now I'm on auto pilot. Ex. I came into work at 9:30 on Friday and had my days work done by 10. I had a meeting at 4 so I just fucked around all day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627082)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Saffron Fiercely-loyal Bawdyhouse

too late to do this at 25?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627112)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

You're not too old yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627138)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: cerebral greedy sanctuary dysfunction

(n00b learning to code thinks himself a master of the art)

you havent learnt to code until you understand defun



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627106)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

Why would I waste my time with that? I'm only concerned with stuff related to my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627113)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:06 PM
Author: cerebral greedy sanctuary dysfunction

(n00b non programmer trying to call himself programmer)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627121)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

Programmer is my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627148)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: cerebral greedy sanctuary dysfunction

but not your skillset, broseph.

youre what we refer to as "code monkey" in the biz.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627152)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Contagious site trust fund

Arent you a joyless gook lawyer who can't feel joy and believes the purpose of life is to watch interest accrue and buy honda insights?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627157)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: cerebral greedy sanctuary dysfunction

not a gook and now i own a mazda CX5.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627159)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

I don't really care tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627165)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

Just looked at defun and it just looks like regular LISP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627346)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: indecent rusted tanning salon

He lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26632970)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: tancredi marchiolo

ive been programming for like 10 years now and have never heard this term, wont even bother looking up what it means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#49728324)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: Contagious site trust fund

the fact that you said "learned UNIX" gives away you're already weak flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627114)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

Wtf do you mean? I spent a period of time studying unix-like systems. I could be a servicable system admin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627133)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Contagious site trust fund

(it is 1996)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627137)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: cerebral greedy sanctuary dysfunction

excellent. please describe the differences between the sys - v init philosophy vs systemd without referring to google.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627147)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: maize juggernaut property

lol just learn google 'sys -v'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627161)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

Cr. Lol at this fool. Under what IRL circumstance would not be allowed to use google.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627176)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: cerebral greedy sanctuary dysfunction

when youre setting up a dozen servers in the middle of a high pressure project and dont have time to read and understand 5000+ pages of debate from google or to redo your work if you get it wrong.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627186)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

Lol wut I wouldn't be allowed to use google in that situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627192)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: cerebral greedy sanctuary dysfunction

data is not information. google gives you data, you need time to process it into information. you wouldnt have time in that scenario.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627195)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

I could figure it out in 2 months tops, with google.

Edit: as in have the project done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627199)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: cerebral greedy sanctuary dysfunction

aah nothing like the young, foolish and completely inexperienced.

read this :

http://www.psmag.com/navigation/health-and-behavior/confident-idiots-92793/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627215)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

I'll pass. You've been a pleasure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627219)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Cerise idiotic pervert

"We need these servers set up, Trevor"

"No problem, boss-man. Just give me 2 months."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627651)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

If they need it faster than that they should hire an actual senior server engineer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26628510)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: maize juggernaut property

why not just buy an online book from kindle or safari?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627206)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

SafaribooksOnline subscription is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627213)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: 180 stock car

dafuck kinda tech jobs are there in Miami man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627674)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Cerise idiotic pervert

BangBros.com site maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627694)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: 180 stock car

shit i'd do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26627712)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

Not much if you didn't grow up here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26628518)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: 180 stock car

"can you sort an array of ints in n log n time"

"can you show me your diploma from a dade county high school"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26628566)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band

What are you getting at? Are you asking a q?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26628586)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Hilarious Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2...id.#26628730)