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A one-way portal to 1993 opens. Do you take it?
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:43 PM Author: metal theater stage The catch: You'll start out your current age, homeless, and without any knowledge of events or technology after 1993 in a city of your choice. Nobody will know you, and you'll never be in contact with any of your current family and friends again.
Is it worth it?
Edit: hypo version 2: You can take your immediate family with you, and you will be set up with a $20k/year retail job and generic identity (no other family or friends, but you're not a stranger to people at work) to go along with that. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:44 PM Author: multi-colored zippy whorehouse Fuck no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26848918) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:46 PM Author: metal theater stage (not a true 90s connoisseur) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26848929) |
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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: self-absorbed spectacular church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49026900) |
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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:39 AM Author: titillating ungodly fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49027163) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:46 PM Author: bronze locale Your current life would have to be pretty darn shitty to find this option at all appealing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26848933) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:53 PM Author: metal theater stage It's a chance to relive the 90s.
Admittedly, the hypo may need some modification. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:55 PM Author: bronze locale I would only go back in time if I could change shit based on current knowledge. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26848982) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:03 PM Author: metal theater stage Hypo is too easy if it's just going back to your old self to redo your life or if it involves becoming a multi-billionaire due to knowledge. Need some way to relieve the 90s without those issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849025) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:03 PM Author: aggressive brethren senate The 90s were admittedly awesome, but that doesn't mean they were so for all people under all circumstances. Yeah it was a boom and a great time for pop culture, but you're hypo has someone dropping into 1993 as a ghost with no history or connections. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849027) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:16 PM Author: Obsidian sneaky criminal pervert Yeah and part of what made them awesome was we were young and didn't have to strive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849107) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: titillating ungodly fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49032553) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:11 PM Author: talented ratface forum Without knowledge if future events I would have no way of appreciating how 180 the 90s were. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26850182) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: titillating ungodly fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49032524) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:40 PM Author: ocher kink-friendly mother Fuck no. What kind of loser would take either of those? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849244) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:42 PM Author: metal theater stage I thought we had true 90s lovers here. The second one isn't so bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849257) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:47 PM Author: ocher kink-friendly mother Only people who have a shit job and shit family/friends now would find an opportunity have a shit job and no friends appealing (regardless of the decade). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849284) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 4:24 PM Author: Underhanded Lay In a heart beat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849889) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: titillating ungodly fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49032993) |
Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:03 PM Author: marvelous snowy den *gets raped immediately* *catches AIDS* *dies horrifically 6 months later* |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:05 PM Author: duck-like office place of business Yes
Get in on the tech bubble, and you'll be set for life. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 4:27 PM Author: Underhanded Lay this / simple knowledge of meta technological trends and market moves will allow you to profit astronomically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849904) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:05 PM Author: Jet thriller party of the first part shrine Why they fuck would you want to go again through school, testing, job interviews, working in TTT jerbs for assholes, saving money, and the Bush presidency?
Other than social shit and knowing you could correct all the mistakes you made socially wtf would you want to do that shit again? |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:06 PM Author: duck-like office place of business Spring Break Cancun with Jerry Springer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849044) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:07 PM Author: aggressive brethren senate The OP's hypo says you are your current age and know nothing of the coming boom, so it doesn't really seem like any benefit at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849050) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:14 PM Author: Obsidian sneaky criminal pervert The hypo would be better if you had general knowledge of future events like computers will be big, but not specific events like: don't do a tour of the wtc on 9/11/01. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849097) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:16 PM Author: Olive internet-worthy quadroon theater This may be one of the worst hypos in the history of this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849105) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:16 PM Author: Obsidian sneaky criminal pervert what was one of the best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849110) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:06 PM Author: Wild Soul-stirring Lodge Degenerate How many 5 yr olds could you kill with no break. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26850157) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:13 PM Author: rusted rehab new version That was an epic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26850197) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:17 PM Author: sapphire alpha gaping This hypo suckkkks! FART (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849111) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:23 PM Author: pungent personal credit line If I could get my Burger King job back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849143) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:31 PM Author: floppy copper cruise ship *waves goodbye over shoulder without looking back*
EDIT: Just read the remainder of the hypo and no, I wouldn't want to go back to 1993 to be homeless and likely die of starvation/some gross homeless disease within a year or two. If I wanted to do that I could walk out my door and be homeless today. Whether it was 1993 or not wouldn't really matter. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:33 PM Author: abusive old irish cottage lolwut, homeless with no friends and family? please work on your hypo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849205) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:39 PM Author: metal theater stage There has to be a price for living in the 90s again. See version 2 of the hypo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849235) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:42 PM Author: Olive internet-worthy quadroon theater Your version 2 is like Scott Norwood getting a second chance to kick that fg in Super Bowl XXV and missing it wide left. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849255) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:44 PM Author: metal theater stage I know the first one is nuts, but living in the 90s again might be worth it to someone.
The second one should have some people going for it. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:44 PM Author: abusive old irish cottage what's so great about the 90s? the only thing great about the 90s was music. technology was awful. having a 486 with dos and having my mom yell at me for hogging the phone line to sign onto compuserve/prodigy/aol are all TTT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849270) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:45 PM Author: metal theater stage America hadn't become a festering TTT in steep decline yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849275) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: titillating ungodly fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49033139) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 4:27 PM Author: Buff Soggy Corn Cake Range no iPhone or iPad and slow as shit internet? NO WAY MAN. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849899) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: titillating ungodly fat ankles Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49032523) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 4:28 PM Author: Saffron trailer park "no gay marriage | no way" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849907) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: titillating ungodly fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49032522) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:25 PM Author: Aromatic genital piercing gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49032753) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:26 PM Author: titillating ungodly fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49032754) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 4:29 PM Author: Cyan excitant brunch juggernaut heh heh but seriously whats the real catch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849912) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 10:52 AM Author: titillating ungodly fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49031829) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:04 PM Author: Exhilarant area I remember 1993 like it was yesterday. It was all so innocent and fun. I'd spend my days playing video games and riding my bike. How things have changed! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26850138) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:29 PM Author: titillating ungodly fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49033148) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:29 PM Author: titillating ungodly fat ankles https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only_Yesterday_(1991_film) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49033151) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:05 PM Author: stimulating godawful kitty I would kill Kill KILL to go back to my 13 yo self in 1993. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26850146) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:08 PM Author: Mischievous shimmering idiot "current age" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26850164) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:08 PM Author: stimulating godawful kitty :(
No. |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:05 PM Author: titillating ungodly fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49033074) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:16 PM Author: Laughsome dull milk probably. it doesn't really look like there is some imminent 'futuristic' game-changing technological development--eternal life via genetic manipulation or something--that we might be missing out on, if we bailed on the 21st century. things seem to just be stagnating or getting worse. so i don't really see the downside. i would be more interested in going further back than 1993, though. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:20 PM Author: stimulating godawful kitty i'd go back to about 1984 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26850244) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:24 PM Author: Laughsome dull milk tcr somewhere between 1973- 1985 would be ecstasy for me. i have always been completely fascinated by that period, since i was a small child looking at old Sears catalogs i found in our attic. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 5:25 PM Author: stimulating godawful kitty what year were you born?
the mid 80s- early 90s were the zenith of American culture and society. by the over-glorified late 90s, we'd entered a period of decay, I'd argue. |
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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:50 PM Author: titillating ungodly fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49027012) |
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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:08 AM Author: Impertinent Pearly Heaven Headpube *balding, homeless lawyer from the future stumbles into 1993 Pizza Hut parking lot, mouth so parched he cannot speak*
*picks up a piece of bark mulch from the flowerbed and begins hastily scrawling something onto the sidewalk*
"I'M HERE FOR THE PIZZA PAR.."
*keels over and dies* |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 10:49 AM Author: titillating ungodly fat ankles “He really liked it here, however briefly.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49031821) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: sienna nudist orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49032693) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: titillating ungodly fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49032734) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Motley rigor crackhouse US cities were so much more dangerous in the 90s than they are now. I will die on this hill. People talk about how bad places like DC are today as if they weren't practically warzones in 1994. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49032562) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: hot messiness so I just go back in time as some middle aged doofus alone in the world? that sounds awful. do I get a billion dollars or something at least? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49032567) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:27 PM Author: cracking fuchsia internal respiration this is a crap hypo. those of us who've maed it but are sick and tired would not go back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49032764) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:27 PM Author: exciting skinny woman set 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49032765) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 4:48 PM Author: titillating ungodly fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49032860) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:20 PM Author: chocolate nighttime point boistinker so i'm a 40yo man in a time where girls weren't as slutty, yoga pants hadn't been invented yet, there were a lot fewer asian girls here, and STDs were rampant? wow sign me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49033121) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:31 PM Author: exciting skinny woman set "and STDs were rampant"
u people are so fuckin dumb |