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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: vigorous resort

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: topaz bearded theater mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: sadistic place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: lascivious gas station antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Dead orange parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Cracking Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Appetizing cream wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Excitant ocher people who are hurt mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Green den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Beta House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29407305)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: blathering reading party ladyboy

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Beta House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
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Author: Dead orange parlour



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: At-the-ready brindle kitty cat



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Pontificating school cafeteria fanboi



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Dead orange parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778738)



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Author: trip point wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: dashing potus parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Dead orange parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: white stirring trust fund newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Dead orange parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Deranged jet nibblets

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Dead orange parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: indecent aggressive cruise ship sound barrier

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Deranged jet nibblets

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Low-t twinkling uncleanness nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: marvelous submissive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Exciting international law enforcement agency brunch

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Gold cocky generalized bond

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Charismatic Magical Kitty

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: white stirring trust fund newt

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Jade pisswyrm

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Adventurous tantric dopamine locus

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Khaki Self-centered Water Buffalo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: cerebral translucent public bath cuckoldry

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Big Cheese-eating Pistol Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: electric rigor senate

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: navy internal respiration

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: odious zippy sex offender principal's office

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Pink Thriller Range Boltzmann

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Cracking Filthpig

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Crawly histrionic hall legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: indecent aggressive cruise ship sound barrier

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: turquoise trailer park stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Salmon Contagious Tanning Salon Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: sadistic place of business

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: deep unholy double fault library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: impressive chestnut tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: free-loading son of senegal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Aqua flatulent dragon boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Dead orange parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Medicated Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Crawly histrionic hall legal warrant

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Crawly histrionic hall legal warrant

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: dun wild market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: motley jap

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: odious zippy sex offender principal's office

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Crawly histrionic hall legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Opaque Station Idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Abnormal gay bbw

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Arousing underhanded office french chef

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Abnormal gay bbw

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: multi-colored awkward area depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Greedy bonkers menage immigrant

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Opaque Station Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: marvelous submissive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: odious zippy sex offender principal's office

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Greedy bonkers menage immigrant

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: honey-headed community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Deranged jet nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Carmine address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Laughsome messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser Personal Credit Line Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: dashing potus parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed frozen lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Medicated Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: fighting wonderful crackhouse

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: honey-headed community account

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: marvelous submissive stage

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: honey-headed community account

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Khaki Self-centered Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Supple Dull Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mustard fat ankles travel guidebook

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Greedy bonkers menage immigrant

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Cracking Filthpig

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Greedy bonkers menage immigrant

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: haunting ticket booth turdskin

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Medicated Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: curious hissy fit

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Violent milk

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: dun wild market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: insanely creepy locale toilet seat

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Abnormal gay bbw

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: insanely creepy locale toilet seat

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Abnormal gay bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Salmon Contagious Tanning Salon Mood

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Useless mauve persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: spectacular nubile headpube

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

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From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

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