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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Gay splenetic address It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Vivacious Factory Reset Button Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: doobsian opaque famous landscape painting shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: 180 puppy stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Buff Pervert Point did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Snowy house "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Dashing pistol coffee pot (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: hilarious rigpig parlor "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: electric sable hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: click on a b*tch (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Twinkling private investor (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Gay splenetic address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Deep Swollen Orchestra Pit Trump Supporter who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Gay splenetic address Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Deep Swollen Orchestra Pit Trump Supporter whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Gay splenetic address CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Bateful mint antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: glittery lilac site telephone 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Razzle gold weed whacker "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#32250229) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Pungent stain dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id.#49335487) |