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*sucks air through teeth as St Peter reads out post count *

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Fragrant hunting ground
  10/22/15
Rofl
territorial garrison corn cake
  10/22/15
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Cerebral self-absorbed gaping
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violet institution
  10/22/15
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Maize Buck-toothed Candlestick Maker
  10/22/15
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Carmine Costumed State
  10/22/15
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very tactful digit ratio
  10/22/15
lol
cracking school sneaky criminal
  10/22/15
*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of rel...
dun feces clown
  10/22/15
St Peter: "And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym...
smoky stage ceo
  10/22/15
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Charismatic crotch
  10/22/15
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Maize Buck-toothed Candlestick Maker
  10/22/15
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Fragrant hunting ground
  03/09/16
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copper native
  11/10/19
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wild aphrodisiac location roommate
  07/17/22
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brindle razzle spot
  05/01/24
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Ocher titillating deer antler
  10/22/15
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Cheese-eating national electric furnace
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Rebellious Field Messiness
  10/22/15
"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and fo...
razzle-dazzle vermilion brethren
  10/22/15
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smoky stage ceo
  10/22/15
180 to you
Rebellious Field Messiness
  10/22/15
lol
Violent Nibblets Kitty Cat
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Charismatic crotch
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Ruby International Law Enforcement Agency
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Maize Buck-toothed Candlestick Maker
  10/22/15
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jet-lagged windowlicker
  12/18/15
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shaky flatulent mental disorder
  03/09/16
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copper native
  11/10/19
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Rambunctious salmon site reading party
  06/22/25
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azure athletic conference
  10/22/15
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razzle-dazzle vermilion brethren
  10/22/15
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Cerebral self-absorbed gaping
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razzle-dazzle vermilion brethren
  10/23/15
Lol
crimson abode
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razzle-dazzle vermilion brethren
  10/27/15
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razzle-dazzle vermilion brethren
  12/18/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDYrTVQ2cE
Anal Impertinent Pocket Flask
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Carmine Costumed State
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razzle-dazzle vermilion brethren
  03/09/16
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ruddy theatre
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laughsome soggy shitlib
  03/09/16
"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes befo...
Ruby International Law Enforcement Agency
  03/09/16
"...and forty two." You sigh, relieved. &quo...
Fragrant hunting ground
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twisted wrinkle
  04/30/19
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bronze motley piazza main people
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French Filthpig
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“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Pet...
flushed keepsake machete
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marvelous clear trust fund headpube
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brindle razzle spot
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brindle razzle spot
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brindle razzle spot
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: Fragrant hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29019760)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: territorial garrison corn cake

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29019763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: Cerebral self-absorbed gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29019765)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: violet institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29019783)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: Maize Buck-toothed Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020192)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Carmine Costumed State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020501)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: very tactful digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: cracking school sneaky criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020506)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: dun feces clown

*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of relief to see Jesus and Yann PUMPING iron and letting nebbish STIM twinks have it with HEAVENLY ropes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020507)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: smoky stage ceo

St Peter:

"And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym or otherwise exercised 5,531 times, and

*flips page*

5,525 of them were fully clothed."

*looks at you with raised eyebrows*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020553)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Charismatic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29023625)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Maize Buck-toothed Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29024335)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Fragrant hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016901)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: copper native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098217)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:36 AM
Author: wild aphrodisiac location roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#44864690)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: brindle razzle spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#47625560)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: Ocher titillating deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020537)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:17 AM
Author: Cheese-eating national electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020542)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:19 AM
Author: Rebellious Field Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020548)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle vermilion brethren

"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and forty-two posts here," St. Peter frowns.

You begin to sweat. "One hundred thousand was just an estimate," you stammer. "Regardless, what I meant to indicate was that I was part of the Work of the Greatbort which paved the way to rebuilding the world after the Event and showed us the path to the stars."

St. Peter half-nods, half-shakes his head. "But the rest of your time was spent on - am I reading this correctly - 'due diligence' and 'midget pornography'? Both of those activities were banned after the Event as being clear Contributors, were they not?"

He is remarkably well-informed on mundane affairs, you think to yourself. "If it helps," you mumble, "I wasn't very good at the due diligence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020550)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: smoky stage ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020555)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Rebellious Field Messiness

180 to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020556)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: Violent Nibblets Kitty Cat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020559)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: Charismatic crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29023632)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: Ruby International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29024178)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Maize Buck-toothed Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29024337)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: jet-lagged windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29405164)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: shaky flatulent mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016877)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: copper native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098213)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Rambunctious salmon site reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#49040570)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: azure athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle vermilion brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29023604)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Cerebral self-absorbed gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29023609)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle vermilion brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29028556)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: crimson abode

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29028605)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle vermilion brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29052472)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle vermilion brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29405077)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Anal Impertinent Pocket Flask

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDYrTVQ2cE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29405154)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Carmine Costumed State



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle vermilion brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016864)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:13 AM
Author: ruddy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016869)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:19 AM
Author: laughsome soggy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016882)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:20 AM
Author: Ruby International Law Enforcement Agency

"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes before the motorvvehicle accident."

"That would be all."

"I haven't done any of your other monikers yet..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016885)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Fragrant hunting ground

"...and forty two."

You sigh, relieved.

"Well, that's not so bad, is it?"

You straighten your halo and make a start for the gates.

St. Peter unfurls another scroll

"Now, onto your second moniker."

Seinfield slap bass plays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016898)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: twisted wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#38164412)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: bronze motley piazza main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#38164433)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: French Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098170)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:45 PM
Author: flushed keepsake machete

“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Peter opines.

“I understand you poast from Heaven, so I’m sure you can see my contributions brought joy to others,” you say with hope.

“Yes, I poasted on the business board as St. Peter, but on the law board I poast as a average man... Peterman.”

*gulps air*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098206)



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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:16 PM
Author: marvelous clear trust fund headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#43729801)



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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: brindle razzle spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#43729778)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: brindle razzle spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#44864689)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: brindle razzle spot



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