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*sucks air through teeth as St Peter reads out post count *

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dun fortuitous meteor brunch
  10/22/15
Rofl
slimy arousing theater stage twinkling uncleanness
  10/22/15
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zombie-like foreskin black woman
  10/22/15
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buck-toothed box office turdskin
  10/22/15
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chocolate razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth
  10/22/15
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Dashing sex offender knife
  10/22/15
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fear-inspiring bright hissy fit idiot
  10/22/15
lol
Transparent Chad Space
  10/22/15
*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of rel...
Cerebral drunken stock car
  10/22/15
St Peter: "And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym...
sable diverse business firm
  10/22/15
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know-it-all nursing home athletic conference
  10/22/15
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chocolate razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth
  10/22/15
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dun fortuitous meteor brunch
  03/09/16
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Titillating bearded church building
  11/10/19
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Buff contagious plaza
  07/17/22
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Stimulating shrine
  05/01/24
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swollen silver bawdyhouse
  10/22/15
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Boyish Set Juggernaut
  10/22/15
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Exciting Federal Temple
  10/22/15
"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and fo...
multi-colored point
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sable diverse business firm
  10/22/15
180 to you
Exciting Federal Temple
  10/22/15
lol
Dull faggot firefighter school
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know-it-all nursing home athletic conference
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excitant abnormal house
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chocolate razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth
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Laughsome lay
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Odious alpha
  03/09/16
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Titillating bearded church building
  11/10/19
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beady-eyed native philosopher-king
  06/22/25
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Appetizing national
  10/22/15
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multi-colored point
  10/22/15
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zombie-like foreskin black woman
  10/22/15
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multi-colored point
  10/23/15
Lol
Violet Disgusting Hominid Step-uncle's House
  10/23/15
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multi-colored point
  10/27/15
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multi-colored point
  12/18/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDYrTVQ2cE
olive pocket flask forum
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Dashing sex offender knife
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multi-colored point
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Aquamarine vivacious market
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soul-stirring coral field
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"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes befo...
excitant abnormal house
  03/09/16
"...and forty two." You sigh, relieved. &quo...
dun fortuitous meteor brunch
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Adventurous Telephone
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Marvelous Zippy Deer Antler Legend
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floppy coiffed library boistinker
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“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Pet...
underhanded macaca
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passionate legal warrant selfie
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Stimulating shrine
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Stimulating shrine
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Stimulating shrine
  06/22/25


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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: dun fortuitous meteor brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29019760)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: slimy arousing theater stage twinkling uncleanness

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29019763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: zombie-like foreskin black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29019765)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: buck-toothed box office turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29019783)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: chocolate razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020192)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Dashing sex offender knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020501)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: fear-inspiring bright hissy fit idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Transparent Chad Space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020506)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Cerebral drunken stock car

*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of relief to see Jesus and Yann PUMPING iron and letting nebbish STIM twinks have it with HEAVENLY ropes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020507)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: sable diverse business firm

St Peter:

"And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym or otherwise exercised 5,531 times, and

*flips page*

5,525 of them were fully clothed."

*looks at you with raised eyebrows*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020553)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: know-it-all nursing home athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29023625)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: chocolate razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29024335)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: dun fortuitous meteor brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016901)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Titillating bearded church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098217)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:36 AM
Author: Buff contagious plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#44864690)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Stimulating shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#47625560)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: swollen silver bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020537)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:17 AM
Author: Boyish Set Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020542)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:19 AM
Author: Exciting Federal Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020548)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: multi-colored point

"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and forty-two posts here," St. Peter frowns.

You begin to sweat. "One hundred thousand was just an estimate," you stammer. "Regardless, what I meant to indicate was that I was part of the Work of the Greatbort which paved the way to rebuilding the world after the Event and showed us the path to the stars."

St. Peter half-nods, half-shakes his head. "But the rest of your time was spent on - am I reading this correctly - 'due diligence' and 'midget pornography'? Both of those activities were banned after the Event as being clear Contributors, were they not?"

He is remarkably well-informed on mundane affairs, you think to yourself. "If it helps," you mumble, "I wasn't very good at the due diligence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020550)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: sable diverse business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020555)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Exciting Federal Temple

180 to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020556)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: Dull faggot firefighter school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020559)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: know-it-all nursing home athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29023632)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: excitant abnormal house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29024178)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: chocolate razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29024337)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Laughsome lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29405164)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Odious alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016877)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: Titillating bearded church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098213)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed native philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#49040570)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: Appetizing national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: multi-colored point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29023604)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: zombie-like foreskin black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29023609)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: multi-colored point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29028556)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Violet Disgusting Hominid Step-uncle's House

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29028605)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: multi-colored point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29052472)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: multi-colored point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29405077)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: olive pocket flask forum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDYrTVQ2cE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29405154)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Dashing sex offender knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29405185)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: multi-colored point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016864)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:13 AM
Author: Aquamarine vivacious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016869)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring coral field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016882)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:20 AM
Author: excitant abnormal house

"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes before the motorvvehicle accident."

"That would be all."

"I haven't done any of your other monikers yet..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016885)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: dun fortuitous meteor brunch

"...and forty two."

You sigh, relieved.

"Well, that's not so bad, is it?"

You straighten your halo and make a start for the gates.

St. Peter unfurls another scroll

"Now, onto your second moniker."

Seinfield slap bass plays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016898)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Adventurous Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#38164412)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Marvelous Zippy Deer Antler Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#38164433)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: floppy coiffed library boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098170)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:45 PM
Author: underhanded macaca

“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Peter opines.

“I understand you poast from Heaven, so I’m sure you can see my contributions brought joy to others,” you say with hope.

“Yes, I poasted on the business board as St. Peter, but on the law board I poast as a average man... Peterman.”

*gulps air*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098206)



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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:16 PM
Author: passionate legal warrant selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#43729801)



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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: Stimulating shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#43729778)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Stimulating shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#44864689)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Stimulating shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#49040566)