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*sucks air through teeth as St Peter reads out post count *

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Slippery orchestra pit
  10/22/15
Rofl
Trip stock car
  10/22/15
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Ivory patrolman
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bright curious piazza milk
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180 messiness
  10/22/15
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translucent comical set coldplay fan
  10/22/15
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Vigorous casino corn cake
  10/22/15
lol
violet abode
  10/22/15
*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of rel...
Clear Bateful Locale Voyeur
  10/22/15
St Peter: "And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym...
Glittery citrine athletic conference chapel
  10/22/15
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copper generalized bond legal warrant
  10/22/15
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180 messiness
  10/22/15
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Slippery orchestra pit
  03/09/16
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galvanic dull school
  11/10/19
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burgundy kitty famous landscape painting
  07/17/22
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dark swashbuckling cuckoldry institution
  05/01/24
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Carmine antidepressant drug
  10/22/15
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Cordovan station
  10/22/15
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Flickering Khaki Center Trump Supporter
  10/22/15
"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and fo...
heady theatre striped hyena
  10/22/15
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Glittery citrine athletic conference chapel
  10/22/15
180 to you
Flickering Khaki Center Trump Supporter
  10/22/15
lol
hilarious vermilion chad becky
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copper generalized bond legal warrant
  10/22/15
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Soul-stirring Affirmative Action New Version
  10/22/15
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180 messiness
  10/22/15
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hairless point digit ratio
  12/18/15
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Charismatic Embarrassed To The Bone Macaca Forum
  03/09/16
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galvanic dull school
  11/10/19
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beady-eyed walnut preventive strike
  06/22/25
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primrose mind-boggling garrison
  10/22/15
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heady theatre striped hyena
  10/22/15
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Ivory patrolman
  10/22/15
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heady theatre striped hyena
  10/23/15
Lol
Emerald Anal Coffee Pot
  10/23/15
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heady theatre striped hyena
  10/27/15
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heady theatre striped hyena
  12/18/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDYrTVQ2cE
Bistre hell
  12/18/15
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translucent comical set coldplay fan
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heady theatre striped hyena
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Talented gunner
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bespoke parlor
  03/09/16
"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes befo...
Soul-stirring Affirmative Action New Version
  03/09/16
"...and forty two." You sigh, relieved. &quo...
Slippery orchestra pit
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Razzle faggotry pisswyrm
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judgmental cruel-hearted menage ceo
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cerebral cumskin boltzmann
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“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Pet...
house-broken hairy legs
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Tan senate stain
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dark swashbuckling cuckoldry institution
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dark swashbuckling cuckoldry institution
  07/17/22
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dark swashbuckling cuckoldry institution
  06/22/25


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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: Slippery orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29019760)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: Trip stock car

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29019763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: Ivory patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29019765)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: bright curious piazza milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29019783)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: 180 messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020192)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: translucent comical set coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020501)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Vigorous casino corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: violet abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020506)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Clear Bateful Locale Voyeur

*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of relief to see Jesus and Yann PUMPING iron and letting nebbish STIM twinks have it with HEAVENLY ropes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020507)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: Glittery citrine athletic conference chapel

St Peter:

"And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym or otherwise exercised 5,531 times, and

*flips page*

5,525 of them were fully clothed."

*looks at you with raised eyebrows*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020553)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: copper generalized bond legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29023625)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: 180 messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29024335)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Slippery orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016901)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: galvanic dull school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098217)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:36 AM
Author: burgundy kitty famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#44864690)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: dark swashbuckling cuckoldry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#47625560)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: Carmine antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020537)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:17 AM
Author: Cordovan station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020542)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:19 AM
Author: Flickering Khaki Center Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020548)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: heady theatre striped hyena

"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and forty-two posts here," St. Peter frowns.

You begin to sweat. "One hundred thousand was just an estimate," you stammer. "Regardless, what I meant to indicate was that I was part of the Work of the Greatbort which paved the way to rebuilding the world after the Event and showed us the path to the stars."

St. Peter half-nods, half-shakes his head. "But the rest of your time was spent on - am I reading this correctly - 'due diligence' and 'midget pornography'? Both of those activities were banned after the Event as being clear Contributors, were they not?"

He is remarkably well-informed on mundane affairs, you think to yourself. "If it helps," you mumble, "I wasn't very good at the due diligence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020550)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Glittery citrine athletic conference chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020555)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Flickering Khaki Center Trump Supporter

180 to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020556)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: hilarious vermilion chad becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020559)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: copper generalized bond legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29023632)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Affirmative Action New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29024178)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: 180 messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29024337)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: hairless point digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29405164)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Charismatic Embarrassed To The Bone Macaca Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016877)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: galvanic dull school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098213)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed walnut preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#49040570)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: primrose mind-boggling garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: heady theatre striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29023604)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Ivory patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29023609)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: heady theatre striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29028556)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Emerald Anal Coffee Pot

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29028605)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: heady theatre striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29052472)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: heady theatre striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29405077)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Bistre hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDYrTVQ2cE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29405154)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: translucent comical set coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29405185)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: heady theatre striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016864)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:13 AM
Author: Talented gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016869)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:19 AM
Author: bespoke parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016882)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:20 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Affirmative Action New Version

"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes before the motorvvehicle accident."

"That would be all."

"I haven't done any of your other monikers yet..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016885)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Slippery orchestra pit

"...and forty two."

You sigh, relieved.

"Well, that's not so bad, is it?"

You straighten your halo and make a start for the gates.

St. Peter unfurls another scroll

"Now, onto your second moniker."

Seinfield slap bass plays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016898)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Razzle faggotry pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#38164412)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: judgmental cruel-hearted menage ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#38164433)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: cerebral cumskin boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098170)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:45 PM
Author: house-broken hairy legs

“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Peter opines.

“I understand you poast from Heaven, so I’m sure you can see my contributions brought joy to others,” you say with hope.

“Yes, I poasted on the business board as St. Peter, but on the law board I poast as a average man... Peterman.”

*gulps air*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098206)



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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:16 PM
Author: Tan senate stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#43729801)



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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: dark swashbuckling cuckoldry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#43729778)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: dark swashbuckling cuckoldry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#44864689)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: dark swashbuckling cuckoldry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#49040566)