\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

*sucks air through teeth as St Peter reads out post count *

...
Mauve associate main people
  10/22/15
Rofl
Internet-worthy appetizing national security agency
  10/22/15
...
Swashbuckling Canary Headpube Office
  10/22/15
...
Know-it-all juggernaut area
  10/22/15
...
nudist brass corner
  10/22/15
...
Territorial buck-toothed friendly grandma hominid
  10/22/15
...
Razzmatazz house
  10/22/15
lol
Obsidian menage double fault
  10/22/15
*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of rel...
Passionate At-the-ready Generalized Bond
  10/22/15
St Peter: "And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym...
burgundy trip business firm coffee pot
  10/22/15
...
Chest-beating galvanic theater stage
  10/22/15
...
nudist brass corner
  10/22/15
...
Mauve associate main people
  03/09/16
...
brilliant site
  11/10/19
...
Razzle fat ankles
  07/17/22
...
contagious gay senate queen of the night
  05/01/24
...
infuriating laughsome whorehouse
  10/22/15
...
charismatic bipolar stag film
  10/22/15
...
Copper shivering lodge
  10/22/15
"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and fo...
aromatic mad-dog skullcap
  10/22/15
...
burgundy trip business firm coffee pot
  10/22/15
180 to you
Copper shivering lodge
  10/22/15
lol
navy trailer park nowag
  10/22/15
...
Chest-beating galvanic theater stage
  10/22/15
...
nofapping bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter principal's office
  10/22/15
...
nudist brass corner
  10/22/15
...
Twisted avocado market french chef
  12/18/15
...
dun tank kitchen
  03/09/16
...
brilliant site
  11/10/19
...
chartreuse hot range
  06/22/25
...
Kink-friendly big-titted trust fund
  10/22/15
...
aromatic mad-dog skullcap
  10/22/15
...
Swashbuckling Canary Headpube Office
  10/22/15
...
aromatic mad-dog skullcap
  10/23/15
Lol
supple milk
  10/23/15
...
aromatic mad-dog skullcap
  10/27/15
...
aromatic mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDYrTVQ2cE
purple startling casino
  12/18/15
...
Territorial buck-toothed friendly grandma hominid
  12/18/15
...
aromatic mad-dog skullcap
  03/09/16
...
Iridescent 180 Set Death Wish
  03/09/16
...
Provocative Ivory Parlor Legal Warrant
  03/09/16
"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes befo...
nofapping bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter principal's office
  03/09/16
"...and forty two." You sigh, relieved. &quo...
Mauve associate main people
  03/09/16
...
anal pearly giraffe school
  04/30/19
...
frum bateful black woman international law enforcement agency
  04/30/19
...
high-end vivacious newt
  11/10/19
“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Pet...
Rusted Boyish Really Tough Guy Laser Beams
  11/10/19
...
Bright nibblets station
  01/04/22
...
contagious gay senate queen of the night
  01/04/22
...
contagious gay senate queen of the night
  07/17/22
...
contagious gay senate queen of the night
  06/22/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: Mauve associate main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29019760)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: Internet-worthy appetizing national security agency

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29019763)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Canary Headpube Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29019765)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: Know-it-all juggernaut area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29019783)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: nudist brass corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020192)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Territorial buck-toothed friendly grandma hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020501)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Razzmatazz house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020502)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Obsidian menage double fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020506)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Passionate At-the-ready Generalized Bond

*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of relief to see Jesus and Yann PUMPING iron and letting nebbish STIM twinks have it with HEAVENLY ropes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020507)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: burgundy trip business firm coffee pot

St Peter:

"And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym or otherwise exercised 5,531 times, and

*flips page*

5,525 of them were fully clothed."

*looks at you with raised eyebrows*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020553)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Chest-beating galvanic theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29023625)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: nudist brass corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29024335)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Mauve associate main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016901)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: brilliant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098217)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 17th, 2022 8:36 AM
Author: Razzle fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#44864690)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: contagious gay senate queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#47625560)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: infuriating laughsome whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020537)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:17 AM
Author: charismatic bipolar stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020542)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:19 AM
Author: Copper shivering lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020548)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: aromatic mad-dog skullcap

"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and forty-two posts here," St. Peter frowns.

You begin to sweat. "One hundred thousand was just an estimate," you stammer. "Regardless, what I meant to indicate was that I was part of the Work of the Greatbort which paved the way to rebuilding the world after the Event and showed us the path to the stars."

St. Peter half-nods, half-shakes his head. "But the rest of your time was spent on - am I reading this correctly - 'due diligence' and 'midget pornography'? Both of those activities were banned after the Event as being clear Contributors, were they not?"

He is remarkably well-informed on mundane affairs, you think to yourself. "If it helps," you mumble, "I wasn't very good at the due diligence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020550)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: burgundy trip business firm coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020555)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Copper shivering lodge

180 to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020556)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: navy trailer park nowag

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020559)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: Chest-beating galvanic theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29023632)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: nofapping bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29024178)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: nudist brass corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29024337)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Twisted avocado market french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29405164)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: dun tank kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016877)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: brilliant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098213)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: chartreuse hot range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#49040570)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: Kink-friendly big-titted trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020633)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: aromatic mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29023604)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Canary Headpube Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29023609)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: aromatic mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29028556)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: supple milk

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29028605)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 27th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: aromatic mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29052472)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: aromatic mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29405077)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: purple startling casino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDYrTVQ2cE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29405154)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Territorial buck-toothed friendly grandma hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29405185)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: aromatic mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016864)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2016 8:13 AM
Author: Iridescent 180 Set Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016869)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2016 8:19 AM
Author: Provocative Ivory Parlor Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016882)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2016 8:20 AM
Author: nofapping bat-shit-crazy faggot firefighter principal's office

"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes before the motorvvehicle accident."

"That would be all."

"I haven't done any of your other monikers yet..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016885)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Mauve associate main people

"...and forty two."

You sigh, relieved.

"Well, that's not so bad, is it?"

You straighten your halo and make a start for the gates.

St. Peter unfurls another scroll

"Now, onto your second moniker."

Seinfield slap bass plays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#30016898)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: anal pearly giraffe school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#38164412)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: frum bateful black woman international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#38164433)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: high-end vivacious newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098170)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2019 5:45 PM
Author: Rusted Boyish Really Tough Guy Laser Beams

“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Peter opines.

“I understand you poast from Heaven, so I’m sure you can see my contributions brought joy to others,” you say with hope.

“Yes, I poasted on the business board as St. Peter, but on the law board I poast as a average man... Peterman.”

*gulps air*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098206)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2022 8:16 PM
Author: Bright nibblets station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#43729801)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: contagious gay senate queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#43729778)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 17th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: contagious gay senate queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#44864689)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: contagious gay senate queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#49040566)