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Stirring Jap
  10/22/15
Rofl
rusted telephone
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talking trailer park voyeur
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Drab therapy
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amethyst galvanic ape tattoo
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Stubborn locus
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maroon famous landscape painting
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painfully honest crotch locale
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*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of rel...
slap-happy brindle fortuitous meteor
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St Peter: "And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym...
Thirsty Hell Generalized Bond
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Heady library
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amethyst galvanic ape tattoo
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Stirring Jap
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Yellow Spectacular Point
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Sick silver place of business double fault
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Jade bipolar stage associate
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Offensive Provocative Heaven Factory Reset Button
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Scarlet market
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glittery pearl incel
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"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and fo...
razzmatazz bisexual casino gunner
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Thirsty Hell Generalized Bond
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180 to you
glittery pearl incel
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lol
Gaped Claret Home Regret
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Heady library
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Diverse red business firm
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amethyst galvanic ape tattoo
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cerebral dark yarmulke
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awkward cheese-eating clown hall
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Yellow Spectacular Point
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adventurous lilac stain
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Fighting big indian lodge wrinkle
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razzmatazz bisexual casino gunner
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talking trailer park voyeur
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razzmatazz bisexual casino gunner
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up-to-no-good kitty cat
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razzmatazz bisexual casino gunner
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razzmatazz bisexual casino gunner
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slimy pontificating spot
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Stubborn locus
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razzmatazz bisexual casino gunner
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Wine University Pisswyrm
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Bateful stag film indirect expression
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Diverse red business firm
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Stirring Jap
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Henna Lascivious Orchestra Pit
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Poppy mischievous dingle berry
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abusive vermilion fanboi halford
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Histrionic Main People Step-uncle's House
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Low-t pocket flask temple
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Jade bipolar stage associate
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: Stirring Jap



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: rusted telephone

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:50 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:53 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:00 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Stubborn locus



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: painfully honest crotch locale

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: slap-happy brindle fortuitous meteor

*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of relief to see Jesus and Yann PUMPING iron and letting nebbish STIM twinks have it with HEAVENLY ropes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020507)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: Thirsty Hell Generalized Bond

St Peter:

"And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym or otherwise exercised 5,531 times, and

*flips page*

5,525 of them were fully clothed."

*looks at you with raised eyebrows*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020553)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Heady library



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:47 PM
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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:36 AM
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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:14 PM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:16 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:17 AM
Author: Scarlet market



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:19 AM
Author: glittery pearl incel



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: razzmatazz bisexual casino gunner

"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and forty-two posts here," St. Peter frowns.

You begin to sweat. "One hundred thousand was just an estimate," you stammer. "Regardless, what I meant to indicate was that I was part of the Work of the Greatbort which paved the way to rebuilding the world after the Event and showed us the path to the stars."

St. Peter half-nods, half-shakes his head. "But the rest of your time was spent on - am I reading this correctly - 'due diligence' and 'midget pornography'? Both of those activities were banned after the Event as being clear Contributors, were they not?"

He is remarkably well-informed on mundane affairs, you think to yourself. "If it helps," you mumble, "I wasn't very good at the due diligence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#29020550)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Thirsty Hell Generalized Bond



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: glittery pearl incel

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: Gaped Claret Home Regret

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: Heady library



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:39 PM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:46 AM
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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:15 AM
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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:46 PM
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:48 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:02 PM
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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: up-to-no-good kitty cat

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Date: October 27th, 2015 2:17 PM
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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:45 AM
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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Stubborn locus



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:11 AM
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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:13 AM
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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:19 AM
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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:20 AM
Author: Diverse red business firm

"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes before the motorvvehicle accident."

"That would be all."

"I haven't done any of your other monikers yet..."

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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Stirring Jap

"...and forty two."

You sigh, relieved.

"Well, that's not so bad, is it?"

You straighten your halo and make a start for the gates.

St. Peter unfurls another scroll

"Now, onto your second moniker."

Seinfield slap bass plays.

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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:23 AM
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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:26 AM
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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:35 PM
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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:45 PM
Author: Histrionic Main People Step-uncle's House

“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Peter opines.

“I understand you poast from Heaven, so I’m sure you can see my contributions brought joy to others,” you say with hope.

“Yes, I poasted on the business board as St. Peter, but on the law board I poast as a average man... Peterman.”

*gulps air*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2...id.#39098206)



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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:16 PM
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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:13 PM
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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:35 AM
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
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