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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
impressive kitchen
  12/29/15
b!
Jade Set
  12/29/15
C
razzmatazz tan stead
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heady maize tanning salon knife
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c
Hairraiser station
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a
laughsome alcoholic abode hairy legs
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a
arrogant brunch death wish
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
Jade Set
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
impressive kitchen
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heady maize tanning salon knife
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Jade Set
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
Exciting resort
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...
heady maize tanning salon knife
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?
Exciting resort
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...
heady maize tanning salon knife
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
impressive kitchen
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...
heady maize tanning salon knife
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c for sure
Exciting resort
  12/29/15
C
arrogant brunch death wish
  12/29/15
c
Racy snowy nowag principal's office
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Xo
razzmatazz tan stead
  12/29/15
chaturbate
exhilarant friendly grandma
  12/30/15
C!
Jade Set
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Jade Set
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
Vermilion yapping orchestra pit
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heady maize tanning salon knife
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razzmatazz tan stead
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Racy snowy nowag principal's office
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
bearded dark range
  12/29/15
lol ouch
ruby cracking fanboi water buffalo
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
Exciting resort
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...
Supple property rigpig
  12/30/15
...
heady maize tanning salon knife
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
self-centered citrine generalized bond goyim
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
impressive kitchen
  12/30/15
2
ruby cracking fanboi water buffalo
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
self-centered citrine generalized bond goyim
  12/30/15
police
exhilarant friendly grandma
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1
arrogant brunch death wish
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
razzmatazz tan stead
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...
razzmatazz tan stead
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4 and 180
Racy snowy nowag principal's office
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
Racy snowy nowag principal's office
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...
razzmatazz tan stead
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
spectacular insanely creepy theater
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curious mentally impaired preventive strike organic girlfriend
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next chapter please!
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i gave my cousin head
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Effete jew
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: impressive kitchen

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Jade Set

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz tan stead

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: heady maize tanning salon knife



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser station

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic abode hairy legs

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: arrogant brunch death wish

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Jade Set

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: impressive kitchen

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: heady maize tanning salon knife



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Jade Set

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Exciting resort

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: heady maize tanning salon knife



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Exciting resort

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: heady maize tanning salon knife



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: impressive kitchen

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: heady maize tanning salon knife



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Exciting resort

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: arrogant brunch death wish

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Racy snowy nowag principal's office

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz tan stead

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: exhilarant friendly grandma

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Jade Set

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Jade Set

NEXT CHAPTER

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Vermilion yapping orchestra pit

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: heady maize tanning salon knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz tan stead



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Racy snowy nowag principal's office

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: bearded dark range

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: ruby cracking fanboi water buffalo

lol ouch

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Exciting resort

he is busy doing tinychat

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Supple property rigpig



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: heady maize tanning salon knife



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: self-centered citrine generalized bond goyim

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: impressive kitchen

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: ruby cracking fanboi water buffalo

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: self-centered citrine generalized bond goyim

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: exhilarant friendly grandma

police

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: arrogant brunch death wish

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: razzmatazz tan stead

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz tan stead



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Racy snowy nowag principal's office

4 and 180

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Racy snowy nowag principal's office

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2...id.#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz tan stead



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: spectacular insanely creepy theater

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: curious mentally impaired preventive strike organic girlfriend



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: stirring embarrassed to the bone community account

next chapter please!

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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Effete jew



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