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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
fragrant gas station
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Bisexual Whorehouse Dog Poop
  01/26/16
This one stings.
histrionic prole
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Irate sadistic old irish cottage dilemma
  01/26/16
jesus no...
wonderful pervert kitty
  10/24/16
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brindle vengeful property
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idiotic den
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Talking State Corn Cake
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  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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fragrant gas station
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  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
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Swashbuckling Hell Tank
  12/19/17
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fragrant gas station
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histrionic prole
  01/26/16
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  05/04/24
ruthless.
topaz range telephone
  01/25/16
Brutal
Federal dead partner locus
  01/25/16
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  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
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  01/25/16
toxic
Silver insecure church building
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*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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White heaven elastic band
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fragrant gas station
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Laughsome flickering spot coldplay fan
  01/25/16
damnit
Aphrodisiac Jew Turdskin
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...
idiotic den
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
fragrant gas station
  01/25/16
jfc
curious dingle berry locale
  01/25/16
Cr edit
idiotic den
  01/25/16
...
fragrant gas station
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
curious dingle berry locale
  01/25/16
Cr
fragrant gas station
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  01/25/16
hm
Twinkling filthy field generalized bond
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  01/25/16
wait
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histrionic prole
  01/26/16
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fragrant gas station
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
brilliant theatre
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Spectacular burgundy personal credit line
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
topaz range telephone
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
curious dingle berry locale
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
topaz range telephone
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bull headed plum address
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Swashbuckling Hell Tank
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Crimson Chest-beating Ape
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Aphrodisiac Jew Turdskin
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Laughsome flickering spot coldplay fan
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fragrant gas station
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
ultramarine elite garrison codepig
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
fragrant gas station
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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Hateful university
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
crystalline motley ceo
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concupiscible poppy newt
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  01/25/16
damn
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O LORD
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jfc
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180 KILLSHOT
Boyish Casino
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
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idiotic den
  01/25/16
Lmao
fragrant gas station
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histrionic prole
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bossy aqua halford
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Odious Copper Knife Set
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
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  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Aphrodisiac Jew Turdskin
  01/25/16
ouch
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  01/26/16
poison
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...
razzle-dazzle yellow friendly grandma
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180
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bull headed plum address
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
talented deranged theater
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
histrionic prole
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Pontificating Pungent Abode Karate
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Blathering site
  01/26/16
RIP brother
shimmering tanning salon
  09/27/16
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Odious Copper Knife Set
  12/26/17
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Bateful coffee pot
  08/12/19
180
Irate sadistic old irish cottage dilemma
  01/26/16
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Bateful coffee pot
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Arousing Organic Girlfriend
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Swashbuckling Hell Tank
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fragrant gas station
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Thirsty sienna school
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
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  02/02/16
...
Useless Boistinker
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
beady-eyed fishy lodge sound barrier
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Orange Pit
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
cerise temple water buffalo
  02/24/16
18000000
Vivacious ratface
  03/04/16
165
Gay Pozpig
  03/04/16
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Drab cuckoldry
  05/19/16
chilling
Disrespectful misanthropic nibblets
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
passionate institution
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Razzle onyx nursing home blood rage
  01/03/17
oh my.
Internet-worthy Lime Becky
  01/23/17
toxic
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180 existential horror
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Sticky native patrolman
  10/27/17
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My computer just exploded
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  07/28/25
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salmon bespoke jewess
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Walnut Hideous Death Wish Regret
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
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  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
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  01/25/16
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indigo voyeur
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Vigorous boltzmann
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Federal dead partner locus
  01/25/16
toxic
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Federal dead partner locus
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Federal dead partner locus
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
fragrant gas station
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
fragrant gas station
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
cream coiffed pistol
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Federal dead partner locus
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
ultramarine elite garrison codepig
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Federal dead partner locus
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
ultramarine elite garrison codepig
  01/25/16
TY bro
Federal dead partner locus
  01/25/16
...
indigo voyeur
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
painfully honest gay wizard boiling water
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
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  10/27/17
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  10/27/17
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fragrant gas station
  05/24/18
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Internet-worthy Lime Becky
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
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  10/27/17
credited advice
Supple hall
  05/24/18
even more toxic
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Vibrant Amber Immigrant
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Federal dead partner locus
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
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  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
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Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
fragrant gas station
  01/25/16
lol
Flesh sanctuary
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...
Federal dead partner locus
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Federal dead partner locus
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Bisexual Whorehouse Dog Poop
  01/26/16
...
Odious Copper Knife Set
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Boyish Casino
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Boyish Casino
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Federal dead partner locus
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Boyish Casino
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Boyish Casino
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Boyish Casino
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
fragrant gas station
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Federal dead partner locus
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Federal dead partner locus
  01/25/16
Lmao
fear-inspiring market
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
fragrant gas station
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
curious dingle berry locale
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
fragrant gas station
  01/25/16
lmao true
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
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...
bull headed plum address
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...
Odious Copper Knife Set
  12/26/17
Haha
Floppy rigor
  03/19/20
...
Federal dead partner locus
  01/25/16
...
Laughsome flickering spot coldplay fan
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
painfully honest gay wizard boiling water
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Pearl travel guidebook
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Jade insanely creepy principal's office keepsake machete
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
fragrant gas station
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
gold erotic resort
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
shimmering tanning salon
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Apoplectic chapel international law enforcement agency
  06/03/19
oh no
Pontificating Pungent Abode Karate
  08/08/19
LOL
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  03/16/20
JFC
Internet-worthy Lime Becky
  03/19/20
Update?
bossy aqua halford
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
scarlet half-breed parlor
  01/25/16
...
Federal dead partner locus
  01/25/16
...
Swashbuckling Hell Tank
  05/19/16
...
angry roast beef shrine
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Laughsome flickering spot coldplay fan
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
Cr
Laughsome flickering spot coldplay fan
  01/26/16
...
histrionic prole
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...
histrionic prole
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House
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...
Walnut Hideous Death Wish Regret
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Glassy Indian Lodge Famous Landscape Painting
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...
Glassy Indian Lodge Famous Landscape Painting
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Light abnormal scourge upon the earth house
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
grizzly quadroon dysfunction
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Violent lascivious bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
Pearly box office
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Bisexual Whorehouse Dog Poop
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
bull headed plum address
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
curious dingle berry locale
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Violent lascivious bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Lmfao
fragrant gas station
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Light abnormal scourge upon the earth house
  01/26/16
...
Lavender zombie-like gaming laptop
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...
Floppy rigor
  03/16/20
...
Irate sadistic old irish cottage dilemma
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...
bull headed plum address
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Pearly box office
  01/26/16
...
Swashbuckling Hell Tank
  03/28/16
...
Mentally Impaired Domesticated Digit Ratio Black Woman
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
demanding naked stead
  01/26/16
...
fragrant gas station
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
cream coiffed pistol
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Irate sadistic old irish cottage dilemma
  01/26/16
...
wonderful pervert kitty
  10/24/16
...
bull headed plum address
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Vibrant Amber Immigrant
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Rambunctious mad-dog skullcap
  04/04/16
...
mauve kink-friendly marketing idea
  03/15/17
*applause*
Vermilion Abusive Windowlicker
  10/27/17
...
irradiated library fat ankles
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...
gold erotic resort
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...
bull headed plum address
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
bull headed plum address
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
fragrant gas station
  01/26/16
...
Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
...
Laughsome flickering spot coldplay fan
  01/26/16
...
ultramarine elite garrison codepig
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Blathering site
  01/26/16
Describe
Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Blathering site
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
...
bull headed plum address
  01/26/16
...
ultramarine elite garrison codepig
  01/26/16
Please be flame
fragrant gas station
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Blathering site
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
curious dingle berry locale
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Blathering site
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Sticky native patrolman
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Bateful coffee pot
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Blathering site
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/26/16
Fuck
Sticky native patrolman
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
angry roast beef shrine
  01/26/16
cq's!
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Blathering site
  01/26/16
...
Internet-worthy Lime Becky
  03/19/20
...
mauve kink-friendly marketing idea
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Know-it-all Wagecucks
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
cream coiffed pistol
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Walnut Hideous Death Wish Regret
  01/26/16
...
fragrant gas station
  01/26/16
...
Supple hall
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
cream coiffed pistol
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
ultramarine elite garrison codepig
  01/26/16
...
Bateful coffee pot
  01/26/16
LOL fair
cream coiffed pistol
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Violent lascivious bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
Pearly box office
  01/26/16
...
histrionic prole
  01/23/17
...
mauve kink-friendly marketing idea
  03/15/17
...
grizzly quadroon dysfunction
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House
  01/26/16
underrated
wonderful pervert kitty
  01/26/16
...
Swashbuckling Hell Tank
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...
brindle vengeful property
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
sable juggernaut brethren
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...
Blathering site
  01/26/16
...
bull headed plum address
  01/26/16
jfc
curious dingle berry locale
  01/26/16
...
thriller affirmative action
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Violent lascivious bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Blathering site
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
bull headed plum address
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Blathering site
  01/26/16
do u love it
bull headed plum address
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Blathering site
  01/26/16
...
Bright Point Therapy
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Violent lascivious bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Blathering site
  01/26/16
...
fragrant gas station
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
curious dingle berry locale
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Blathering site
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
curious dingle berry locale
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Violent lascivious bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
curious dingle berry locale
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Blathering site
  01/26/16
...
180 canary love of her life circlehead
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Marvelous magenta piazza wrinkle
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Aphrodisiac Jew Turdskin
  01/26/16
...
Sticky native patrolman
  01/26/16
...
Irate sadistic old irish cottage dilemma
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
ultramarine elite garrison codepig
  01/26/16
...
angry roast beef shrine
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Pearly box office
  01/26/16
JFC
snowy puppy son of senegal
  01/26/16
180
Indecent Associate
  01/26/16
...
Excitant Black Faggot Firefighter
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Sticky native patrolman
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Blathering site
  01/26/16
...
Marvelous magenta piazza wrinkle
  01/26/16
...
Marvelous magenta piazza wrinkle
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Blathering site
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/26/16
...
Blathering site
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Blathering site
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Blathering site
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Blathering site
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/26/16
180 twist
fragrant gas station
  01/26/16
...
bull headed plum address
  01/26/16
THIS
Vibrant Amber Immigrant
  01/26/16
...
mustard exhilarant mood
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Bateful coffee pot
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Bateful coffee pot
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Bateful coffee pot
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Bateful coffee pot
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
galvanic hot station
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
galvanic hot station
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Bateful coffee pot
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
cream coiffed pistol
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Bateful coffee pot
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Frozen provocative french chef
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Sepia hospital roommate
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Aphrodisiac Jew Turdskin
  01/26/16
...
dun kitty cat volcanic crater
  01/26/16
180
Duck-like idea he suggested
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
indigo voyeur
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
fragrant gas station
  01/27/16
...
angry roast beef shrine
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Thirsty sienna school
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Transparent Trip National Private Investor
  05/19/16
repost please
indigo voyeur
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Blathering site
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Transparent Trip National Private Investor
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
180 canary love of her life circlehead
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Vibrant Amber Immigrant
  01/26/16
...
bull headed plum address
  01/26/16
...
Federal dead partner locus
  01/27/16
180.
Swashbuckling Hell Tank
  01/27/16
...
mustard exhilarant mood
  01/29/16
...
passionate institution
  01/31/16
...
bull headed plum address
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
free-loading comical legend
  02/02/16
brave
fragrant gas station
  02/03/16
...
bossy aqua halford
  02/22/16
...
bull headed plum address
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
yapping location
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...
indigo voyeur
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...
fragrant gas station
  09/27/16
...
fragrant gas station
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...
curious dingle berry locale
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...
Crimson Chest-beating Ape
  04/04/16
cr
Violent lascivious bawdyhouse
  04/20/16
...
bossy aqua halford
  05/11/16
...
bull headed plum address
  05/11/16
...
fragrant gas station
  06/17/16
...
Out-of-control school cafeteria multi-billionaire
  09/27/16
...
curious dingle berry locale
  10/21/16
mods please delete
angry roast beef shrine
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman
  10/24/16
...
fragrant gas station
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Transparent Trip National Private Investor
  10/24/16
...
passionate institution
  10/27/16
...
Jet-lagged Exciting Menage
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
angry roast beef shrine
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
fragrant gas station
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
dark police squad
  01/23/17
... ...
gold erotic resort
  01/23/17
...
fragrant gas station
  07/08/17
Lol
yapping location
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Glittery Sinister Office Fortuitous Meteor
  01/16/19
...
Irate sadistic old irish cottage dilemma
  02/11/17
...
fragrant gas station
  03/13/17
...
curious dingle berry locale
  03/15/17
...
mauve kink-friendly marketing idea
  03/15/17
...
passionate institution
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
mischievous sneaky criminal brunch
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
arrogant potus
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Internet-worthy Lime Becky
  06/01/17
...
Medicated Round Eye
  06/01/17
...
Swashbuckling Hell Tank
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
balding space headpube
  06/13/17
...
Internet-worthy Lime Becky
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Stirring misunderstood base cumskin
  07/08/17
...
racy stag film
  08/18/17
...
curious dingle berry locale
  09/25/17
...
Sticky native patrolman
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
angry roast beef shrine
  10/27/17
...
Electric Startled Crotch
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
heady impertinent center stain
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
fragrant gas station
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
heady impertinent center stain
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Jet-lagged Exciting Menage
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
rough-skinned pocket flask
  05/24/18
...
Federal dead partner locus
  07/25/18
...
Sticky native patrolman
  05/17/18
...
fragrant gas station
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Mildly autistic effete corner yarmulke
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
fragrant gas station
  07/25/18
...
Pink multi-colored selfie
  07/25/18
...
Sticky native patrolman
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
fragrant gas station
  01/16/19
...
angry roast beef shrine
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Glittery Sinister Office Fortuitous Meteor
  01/16/19
Jfc
fragrant gas station
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
angry roast beef shrine
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
crawly doctorate
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
galvanic hot station
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
greedy razzmatazz
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
greedy razzmatazz
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Violent lascivious bawdyhouse
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
greedy razzmatazz
  01/17/19
...
Sticky native patrolman
  04/08/19
...
ebony haunting
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Electric Startled Crotch
  04/09/19
...
greedy razzmatazz
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
greedy razzmatazz
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
fragrant gas station
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Diverse people who are hurt
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
fragrant gas station
  06/03/19
...
angry roast beef shrine
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Orange Pit
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
greedy razzmatazz
  06/03/19
...
Irate sadistic old irish cottage dilemma
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
greedy razzmatazz
  08/08/19
...
greedy razzmatazz
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
costumed degenerate giraffe
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
saffron aromatic hominid
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
costumed degenerate giraffe
  08/12/19
...
costumed degenerate giraffe
  03/16/20
...
Splenetic Insane
  02/02/20
...
curious dingle berry locale
  03/14/20
...
Violent lascivious bawdyhouse
  03/16/20
...
Violent lascivious bawdyhouse
  09/30/20
...
adventurous queen of the night
  08/27/21
...
curious dingle berry locale
  09/13/21
...
angry roast beef shrine
  09/26/21
...
hairless pisswyrm laser beams
  10/11/21
...
irradiated library fat ankles
  10/11/21
bump
Violent lascivious bawdyhouse
  03/12/22
...
curious dingle berry locale
  01/05/23
...
bossy aqua halford
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
pale
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
shivering
  10/13/23
...
fragrant gas station
  01/03/24
...
Sticky native patrolman
  08/09/24
...
bossy aqua halford
  07/28/25
...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/29/25
...
Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Bisexual Whorehouse Dog Poop

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: histrionic prole

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Irate sadistic old irish cottage dilemma

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: curious dingle berry locale

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: swollen home candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: topaz range telephone

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: disturbing sexy public bath



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: concupiscible poppy newt

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Silver insecure church building

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: brilliant theatre

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: White heaven elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering spot coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Jew Turdskin

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: idiotic den



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: curious dingle berry locale

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: idiotic den

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: curious dingle berry locale

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Twinkling filthy field generalized bond

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: bull headed plum address

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: histrionic prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: angry roast beef shrine



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: brilliant theatre

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Spectacular burgundy personal credit line



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: topaz range telephone

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: curious dingle berry locale

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: topaz range telephone

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: bull headed plum address



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hell Tank



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Crimson Chest-beating Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Jew Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering spot coldplay fan

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: ultramarine elite garrison codepig

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: chrome big plaza macaca

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Hateful university



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: crystalline motley ceo

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: concupiscible poppy newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: dun kitty cat volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Pearly box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: dashing doobsian trailer park twinkling uncleanness



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: charismatic wild feces ticket booth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: azure appetizing gunner crackhouse

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Boyish Casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: indigo voyeur

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: idiotic den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Violet Stimulating Orchestra Pit Double Fault



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: histrionic prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Pearly box office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Bateful coffee pot



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Slimy hairy legs



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Self-centered genital piercing church



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: bossy aqua halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Odious Copper Knife Set



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: well-lubricated opaque parlour

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Jew Turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: garnet cruel-hearted business firm

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: metal dopamine

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle yellow friendly grandma



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Bisexual Whorehouse Dog Poop

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: bull headed plum address



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: talented deranged theater

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: histrionic prole

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Pontificating Pungent Abode Karate

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Blathering site

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: shimmering tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Odious Copper Knife Set



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Bateful coffee pot



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Irate sadistic old irish cottage dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Bateful coffee pot



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Arousing Organic Girlfriend

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hell Tank



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Thirsty sienna school

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Thirsty sienna school

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Useless Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed fishy lodge sound barrier

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Orange Pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: cerise temple water buffalo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Gay Pozpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Drab cuckoldry



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Disrespectful misanthropic nibblets

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: passionate institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Razzle onyx nursing home blood rage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Lime Becky

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring theater stage cuck

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: mauve kink-friendly marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Crimson Chest-beating Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Translucent deep background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Stubborn Cuckold Kitchen

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Sticky native patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: chestnut titillating stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: contagious startling preventive strike senate

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: chartreuse clown shitlib

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Electric Startled Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: slippery seedy factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Supple hall

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Cerebral Alpha Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35446902)



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Author: buff psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605660)



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Author: Mentally Impaired Domesticated Digit Ratio Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: irradiated library fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Bronze Rehab Gaping

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: salmon bespoke jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Walnut Hideous Death Wish Regret

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Beta hissy fit

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: dun kitty cat volcanic crater

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: indigo voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Vigorous boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: cream coiffed pistol

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: ultramarine elite garrison codepig

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: ultramarine elite garrison codepig

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: indigo voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: painfully honest gay wizard boiling water

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: disturbing sexy public bath

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: anal mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Lime Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: gold erotic resort

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Supple hall

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Mewling clear jap

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Vibrant Amber Immigrant

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: ultramarine elite garrison codepig

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Flesh sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Bisexual Whorehouse Dog Poop

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Odious Copper Knife Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Boyish Casino

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Boyish Casino

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Boyish Casino

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Boyish Casino

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Boyish Casino

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: fear-inspiring market

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: curious dingle berry locale

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: bull headed plum address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Odious Copper Knife Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Floppy rigor

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering spot coldplay fan



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: painfully honest gay wizard boiling water

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Pearl travel guidebook

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Jade insanely creepy principal's office keepsake machete

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: gold erotic resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: shimmering tanning salon

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Apoplectic chapel international law enforcement agency

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Pontificating Pungent Abode Karate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling lay toilet seat

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Lime Becky

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: bossy aqua halford

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: scarlet half-breed parlor

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hell Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: angry roast beef shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Laughsome flickering spot coldplay fan

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Laughsome flickering spot coldplay fan

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: histrionic prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: histrionic prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Walnut Hideous Death Wish Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Glassy Indian Lodge Famous Landscape Painting

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Glassy Indian Lodge Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Light abnormal scourge upon the earth house

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: grizzly quadroon dysfunction

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Violent lascivious bawdyhouse

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Pearly box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Bisexual Whorehouse Dog Poop

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: bull headed plum address

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: curious dingle berry locale

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Violent lascivious bawdyhouse

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Light abnormal scourge upon the earth house

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Lavender zombie-like gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Floppy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Irate sadistic old irish cottage dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: bull headed plum address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Pearly box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hell Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Domesticated Digit Ratio Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: demanding naked stead

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: cream coiffed pistol

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Irate sadistic old irish cottage dilemma

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: wonderful pervert kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: bull headed plum address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Vibrant Amber Immigrant

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Rambunctious mad-dog skullcap

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: mauve kink-friendly marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Vermilion Abusive Windowlicker

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: irradiated library fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: gold erotic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: bull headed plum address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: bull headed plum address

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Laughsome flickering spot coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: ultramarine elite garrison codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Blathering site

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Blathering site

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: bull headed plum address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: ultramarine elite garrison codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Blathering site

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: curious dingle berry locale

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Blathering site

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Sticky native patrolman

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Bateful coffee pot

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Blathering site

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Sticky native patrolman

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: angry roast beef shrine

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Blathering site

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Lime Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: mauve kink-friendly marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all Wagecucks

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: cream coiffed pistol

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Walnut Hideous Death Wish Regret

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Supple hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: cream coiffed pistol

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: ultramarine elite garrison codepig

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Bateful coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: cream coiffed pistol

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Violent lascivious bawdyhouse

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Pearly box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: histrionic prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: mauve kink-friendly marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: grizzly quadroon dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Cracking Very Tactful Community Account Step-uncle's House

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: wonderful pervert kitty

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hell Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: brindle vengeful property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: sable juggernaut brethren

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Blathering site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: bull headed plum address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: curious dingle berry locale

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: thriller affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Violent lascivious bawdyhouse

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Blathering site

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: bull headed plum address

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Blathering site

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: bull headed plum address

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Blathering site

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Bright Point Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Violent lascivious bawdyhouse

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Blathering site

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: curious dingle berry locale

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Blathering site

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: curious dingle berry locale

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Violent lascivious bawdyhouse

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: curious dingle berry locale

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Blathering site

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: 180 canary love of her life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Marvelous magenta piazza wrinkle

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Jew Turdskin

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Sticky native patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Irate sadistic old irish cottage dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: ultramarine elite garrison codepig

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: angry roast beef shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Pearly box office

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: snowy puppy son of senegal

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Indecent Associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Excitant Black Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Sticky native patrolman

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Blathering site

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Marvelous magenta piazza wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Marvelous magenta piazza wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Blathering site

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Blathering site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Blathering site

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Blathering site

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Blathering site

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: bull headed plum address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Vibrant Amber Immigrant

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: mustard exhilarant mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Bateful coffee pot

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Bateful coffee pot

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Bateful coffee pot

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Bateful coffee pot

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: galvanic hot station

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: galvanic hot station

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Bateful coffee pot

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: cream coiffed pistol

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Bateful coffee pot

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Frozen provocative french chef

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Sepia hospital roommate

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Jew Turdskin

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: dun kitty cat volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Duck-like idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: indigo voyeur

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: angry roast beef shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Thirsty sienna school

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Transparent Trip National Private Investor

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: indigo voyeur

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Blathering site

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Transparent Trip National Private Investor

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: 180 canary love of her life circlehead

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Vibrant Amber Immigrant

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: bull headed plum address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hell Tank

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: mustard exhilarant mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: passionate institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: bull headed plum address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: free-loading comical legend

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: bossy aqua halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: bull headed plum address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: yapping location

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: indigo voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: curious dingle berry locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Crimson Chest-beating Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Violent lascivious bawdyhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: bossy aqua halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: bull headed plum address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Out-of-control school cafeteria multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: curious dingle berry locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: angry roast beef shrine

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: overrated ruddy antidepressant drug skinny woman

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Transparent Trip National Private Investor

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: passionate institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Exciting Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: angry roast beef shrine

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: fragrant gas station

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: dark police squad

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: gold erotic resort

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: yapping location

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Glittery Sinister Office Fortuitous Meteor

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Irate sadistic old irish cottage dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: curious dingle berry locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: mauve kink-friendly marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: passionate institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: mischievous sneaky criminal brunch

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: arrogant potus

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Lime Becky

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Medicated Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hell Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: balding space headpube

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Lime Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Stirring misunderstood base cumskin

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: racy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: curious dingle berry locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Sticky native patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: angry roast beef shrine

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Electric Startled Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: heady impertinent center stain

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: heady impertinent center stain

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Exciting Menage

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: rough-skinned pocket flask

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Federal dead partner locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Sticky native patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Mildly autistic effete corner yarmulke

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Pink multi-colored selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Sticky native patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: angry roast beef shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Glittery Sinister Office Fortuitous Meteor

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: fragrant gas station

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: angry roast beef shrine

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: crawly doctorate

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: galvanic hot station

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: greedy razzmatazz

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: greedy razzmatazz

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Violent lascivious bawdyhouse

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: greedy razzmatazz

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Sticky native patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: ebony haunting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Electric Startled Crotch

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: greedy razzmatazz



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: greedy razzmatazz

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: fragrant gas station

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Diverse people who are hurt

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: fragrant gas station

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: angry roast beef shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Orange Pit

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: greedy razzmatazz

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Irate sadistic old irish cottage dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: greedy razzmatazz

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: greedy razzmatazz



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: costumed degenerate giraffe

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: saffron aromatic hominid

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: costumed degenerate giraffe

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: costumed degenerate giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Splenetic Insane



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: curious dingle berry locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Violent lascivious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Violent lascivious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: adventurous queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: curious dingle berry locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: angry roast beef shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: hairless pisswyrm laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: irradiated library fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Violent lascivious bawdyhouse

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: curious dingle berry locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: bossy aqua halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: pale

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  shivering

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Sticky native patrolman



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: bossy aqua halford



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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