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There's an 184 year-old tortoise living on St. Helena

Not flame: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortois...
insane sound barrier range
  05/05/16
As of December 2015 Jonathan was reported to be "alive ...
cracking office affirmative action
  05/05/16
"""""alive and well""&quo...
Curious spruce macaca senate
  05/05/16
Wow, just realized he was there only a few years after Napol...
insane sound barrier range
  05/05/16
ljl “age” is flame even 200 “year” old turtles are “alive an...
misunderstood iridescent brunch mad-dog skullcap
  05/05/16
...
insane sound barrier range
  05/05/16
(tortoise)
irradiated area stain
  05/05/16
...
cerebral yarmulke
  11/21/19
How does one even prove that?
purple university gaming laptop
  11/21/19
He's still alive today
Rough-skinned faggot firefighter
  06/21/25
Due to his advanced age, Jonathan spends his days doing almo...
Idiotic vibrant church
  06/21/25
This is my thread from nine years ago and Jonathan is still ...
insane sound barrier range
  06/21/25
Pic of him (left) from 1886 https://upload.wikimedia.org/...
Wine abode becky
  06/21/25


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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:29 AM
Author: insane sound barrier range

Not flame:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortoise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#30412235)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:51 AM
Author: cracking office affirmative action

As of December 2015 Jonathan was reported to be "alive and well". "He’s blind from cataracts, has lost his sense of smell, and so cannot detect food (his fellow giants mug me and can detect the tiniest morsel dropped on the ground), but he has retained excellent hearing.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#30412267)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 7:02 AM
Author: Curious spruce macaca senate

"""""alive and well""""" eh? sounds like every adult male over 30.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#30412272)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:52 AM
Author: insane sound barrier range

Wow, just realized he was there only a few years after Napoleon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#30412269)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 7:10 AM
Author: misunderstood iridescent brunch mad-dog skullcap

ljl “age” is flame even 200 “year” old turtles are “alive and well” just ljl at this age $hit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#30412282)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: insane sound barrier range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#30414410)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: irradiated area stain

(tortoise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#30414414)



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Date: November 21st, 2019 11:43 PM
Author: cerebral yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#39154750)



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Date: November 21st, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: purple university gaming laptop

How does one even prove that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#39154776)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Rough-skinned faggot firefighter

He's still alive today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#49037980)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Idiotic vibrant church

Due to his advanced age, Jonathan spends his days doing almost everything with his mate Frederik, another male tortoise he was introduced to in 1991, including eating, sleeping and having sex, for money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#49037991)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: insane sound barrier range

This is my thread from nine years ago and Jonathan is still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#49037997)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Wine abode becky

Pic of him (left) from 1886

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Jonathan_and_another_tortoise%2C_St_Helena.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#49038003)