a line from Evan39 the Musical: "How dare you." *audience cheers*
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Date: June 7th, 2016 7:14 PM Author: Purple theater stage
the cast echoes it as a hushed chant, while Evan paces in the spot light:
how dare you
how dare you
how dare you
how dare you
Evan: 'They think I'm flame? They think I'm boom'
the chant grows louder:
HOW DARE YOU
HOW DARE YOU
HOW DARE YOU
Evan breaks into song
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#30647996) |
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Date: June 7th, 2016 7:28 PM Author: Purple theater stage
spotlight flashes back on Evan:
"Oh Boooomm, you're not meeee
Oh, please please pleeeeease
Get out of my heaaaad"
Chorus:
"Get of out of his heaaaaad"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#30648119) |
Date: June 7th, 2016 7:40 PM Author: Purple theater stage
Final scene: The actor playing Evan, now a smartly dressed lawyer, is awakened from a nap at his desk by a mail room employee dressed like a 30s era newsboy.
Mail Boy: Gee, fella, you sure were under deep. Hoo boy. Here's the afternoon deliveries.
'Evan': Was it all--just a dream? Then that means, I dreamt them all: Ass Faggot, and Boner Police; Fulano and Drunkard? And... and.. Chad, my Chad. It means I dreamt him too.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#30648243) |
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Date: June 7th, 2016 7:50 PM Author: Purple theater stage
A strapping, studly junior associate pops his head into 'Evan's' office.
Jr Associate: "Hey Mort, the clients are ready for you in the conference room. Oh, and your secretary told me to tell you that your wife called earlier."
'Evan'/Mort (visibly blushing): "Oh, err... Thanks Cha---I mean Chris. Tell 'em I'll be there in a sec. The conference room on 40?"
Chris: "Oh, no sorry about that. On 39."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#30648321) |
Date: June 7th, 2016 8:00 PM Author: Purple theater stage
In a scene in the grocery store, all other aisles but the one Evan is stocking go dark, and Evan stands up from his stool still holding a jar of Mayo in one hand. A chipper little piano number starts to play:
"I hate every Jew I see
Every globalist ashkenazi...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#30648405) |
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Date: June 7th, 2016 8:37 PM Author: histrionic cobalt rigpig
From the insufferable nasal braggart
To the insider trading tech 'genius'
A Hideous raaaaaaaace
With an ugly faaaaaaaace *holds mirror pointing at own head*
...damn im ugly
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#30648668) |
Date: June 7th, 2016 8:11 PM Author: supple azn
I am not giving away my shift
I am not giving away my shift
Hey yo I'm just like these welfare mothers
I'm broke and I'm dumb and fuck down low brothers
And I am not giving away my shift
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#30648494) |
Date: June 8th, 2016 10:26 AM Author: coral national wrinkle
Verse:
Who said 35 was too old to make it?
Cleaning the supermarket, smile and take it
Am I too old to succeed in sport?
My plans for law school, should I abort?
Chorus:
I'm evan39 I'll study today
I'm a faggot, incredibly gay
Maybe I'll conduct the train for Trump
I hope that Chad will stick it in my rump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#30651989)
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Date: June 8th, 2016 4:06 PM Author: supple azn
One singular check out line, every little lane he blocks
One thrilling gatorade stand, every product he hawks
One smirk and suddenly nobody else will do
You know you'll be here for an hour with you-know-who
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#30654465)
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Date: June 11th, 2016 1:30 AM Author: Copper quadroon location
*skinny grocer mopes around stage as busy lawyers walk by with briefcases*
I just wanted to be, dreamed I could be...a part of their world.
*standing ovation as curtain falls*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#30673168) |
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Date: September 5th, 2016 11:01 PM Author: sickened frisky locale
PART OF THAT FIRM
Music and Lyrics by AVNER GELBAUM and SAUL POLJEWSKI
©2017 Geffen Records
I wanna be... where the lawyers are
I wanna see, wanna see 'em billing
Typing' away at those - what do ya' call 'em? - oh, 'briefs'
Pushin' a mop, you don't get too far
Law is required for job advancin'
Filin' a suit for some - what's that word again? - 'relief'
Up where they type,
Up where they cite,
Up where they stay awake through the night,
Biglaw's for me; wish I could be...
Part of... that... firm...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#31343995) |
Date: September 7th, 2016 12:52 AM Author: sickened frisky locale
(even begins singing)
I am the very model of a modern white supremacist,
I've information phenotypic, haplogroupic, IQ tests.
I know the major figures and I quote the works historical
From Stoddard's 'Rising Tide' to Monsieur Raspail's 'Serons-nous encore'...
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters analytical,
I understand the tactics of a demagogue political,
About the lower races I am teeming with discoveries...
With many dreadful facts of their behavioral pathologies
(With many dreadful facts of their behavioral pathologies; With many dreadful facts of their behavioral pathologies...)
note - this was not part of the musical. evan is later detained for hate crimes by hillary's DOJ.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#31351110) |
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Date: June 25th, 2022 10:20 AM Author: bipolar area
(With many dreadful facts of their behavioral pathologies; With many dreadful facts of their behavioral pathologies...
Chad: With many dreadful facts of their behavioral pathologies)
Evan:
I can tell you ev'ry trait that marks a yellow or a Jew-
I know the methods systems and the organization too-
Of the great eugenicists who all these facts have known-
And I will cite for you the works of Reisman, Chandler, and Coon!
Chad:
Reisman, Chandler, and Coon!
Evan:
So ev'ry time some liberal says that we can all get along-
I know that he is lying, and I tell him how dare he!
Chorus + Evan: How dare you!
evan39 (to Chad):
You're so beautiful--
Chad:
Evan, we've been through this--
Evan39:
--I know, I know, but I can't help how I feel--
Chad:
--I'm just not interested--
Evan39:
--I know, I know, but maybe if you got to know me--
Chad:
--I don't think so, Evan--
Evan39:
--Please, Chad, just give me a chance--
Chad:
--No, Evan, I'm sorry--
Evan39:
--How dare you.
...
Chorus:
I'm evan39 I'll study today
I'm homosexual, ok? incredibly gay
SCENE (with Evan39's MANAGER and his friend the ATTORNEY):
evan39: so what do you think?
MANAGER: I don't know, it sounds kind of crazy.
ATTORNEY: I think it's a terrible idea.
evan39: Why? Why can't I be one of the billers? Why do I have to be a ham and egger, coming home every day reeking of lanolin and broken dreams?
MANAGER:
I don't know, it just seems like a lot of work for something that might not even work out.
ATTORNEY:
And it's not like you're even that good at writing.
Evan39:
What do you mean? I'm a great writer!
ATTORNEY:
No, you're not. You're just a hack.
Evan39: What about my parody article? Didn't I make you click? Didn't you click, chad?
*EVAN LOOKS AT CHAD IMPLORINGLY*
Chad:
No...I didn't click.
Evan39:
HDY.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#44741425) |
Date: December 6th, 2016 6:54 PM Author: judgmental razzle theatre jew
PotY Winner 2016
I've been walking around singing "I'm an altright groc-er, and incredibly GAY" ever since reading it
Just a bravura poast
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#32072458) |
Date: March 8th, 2017 3:02 AM Author: pontificating principal's office
525,600 products,
525,000 items on floor
525,600 products,
How do you measure, measure a store?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#32780303)
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Date: October 30th, 2017 1:26 PM Author: cordovan mentally impaired personal credit line
General Manager Javert: Now Evan39, your shift is up and your night's begun. You know what that means?
Evan39: Yes, it means I'm free.
General Manager Javert: No. Follow to the letter your employment schedule, this name badge of shame you wear until you die. It warns that you're a prole man.
Evan39: I stole a loaf of bread. It was nearly expired and Chad required --
General Manager Javert: And you will demoted again unless you learn the meaning of the Safeway policy!
Evan39: I've learnt the meaning of those nineteen years; a slave of the store!
General Manager Javert: Five years as a teen! The rest because you majored in Liberal Arts, Employee 39!
Evan39: My name is Evan39!
General Manager Javert: And I'm Javert! Do not forget my name. Do not forget me, Employee 39.
*lights dim*
*Evan39 moves to center of the stage, locks eyes with audience*
Evan39 (whispering): "How... dare... you."
*curtain closes for end of Act 1*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#34562390) |
Date: December 5th, 2019 8:06 AM Author: walnut corner fortuitous meteor
For les mis I think it’s gotta be:
INT. GROCERY STORE - NIGHT (AFTER CLOSING/INVENTORY)
There is a law school on a cloud
Filled with preppy handsome Chads
No smelly proles who talk so loud
Not in my law school on a cloud
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#39217753) |
Date: July 7th, 2020 1:03 PM Author: very tactful bawdyhouse
You got trouble, ya got trouble
Right here in Safeway's Deli
With a capital T
And that rhymes with P
And that stands for Poo
Gotta figure out a way to get the cucumbers out of the store!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2...id.#40561605)
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