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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: domesticated really tough guy location

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Talented gas station philosopher-king

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Sable chest-beating crackhouse

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Mentally impaired filthy library background story



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Adventurous Self-absorbed Corner Jap



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Shivering honey-headed stock car point

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Shivering honey-headed stock car point

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: vermilion filthpig



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: curious erotic death wish

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: domesticated really tough guy location

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: curious erotic death wish

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: domesticated really tough guy location

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Lascivious medicated plaza



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Cordovan mad-dog skullcap

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Mischievous fragrant black woman

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: domesticated really tough guy location

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Cordovan mad-dog skullcap

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: domesticated really tough guy location

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Cordovan mad-dog skullcap

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Sable chest-beating crackhouse

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: vermilion filthpig



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Stimulating field mother

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: avocado site

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Spectacular Elastic Band

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Talented gas station philosopher-king

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: avocado site



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: blue flickering goyim trailer park

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Talented gas station philosopher-king

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: domesticated really tough guy location

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: galvanic red hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: translucent thriller hominid telephone

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: duck-like degenerate gunner

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Spruce slap-happy haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant umber theater coldplay fan

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Cordovan mad-dog skullcap

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Sable chest-beating crackhouse

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained set

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: domesticated really tough guy location

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Sable chest-beating crackhouse

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant umber theater coldplay fan

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: domesticated really tough guy location

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant umber theater coldplay fan

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: duck-like degenerate gunner

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Sable chest-beating crackhouse

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant umber theater coldplay fan

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Sable chest-beating crackhouse

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Pea-brained set

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Sable chest-beating crackhouse

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: tan heaven

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant umber theater coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Sable chest-beating crackhouse

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Silver Stage Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Silver Stage Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: disgusting jet dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: trip cyan market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: curious erotic death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: claret volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Cracking Center Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: chocolate provocative doctorate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: avocado site

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant umber theater coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Marvelous Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Electric Laser Beams Casino



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: aromatic charcoal school cafeteria circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Excitant frisky stage queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: white resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Canary international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Talking Overrated Native Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Excitant frisky stage queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: pearly misanthropic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: pearly misanthropic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Yellow idea he suggested

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Spruce slap-happy haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: 180 Boistinker School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: tan heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Angry Wild Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: chocolate provocative doctorate

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Exciting range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: pearly misanthropic business firm

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: amber dashing quadroon cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Sable chest-beating crackhouse

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: bearded sandwich

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Sable chest-beating crackhouse

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Pea-brained set

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Sable chest-beating crackhouse

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: razzle peach stain juggernaut

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant umber theater coldplay fan

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: tan heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: chocolate provocative doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: brilliant multi-colored macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Insecure Potus Voyeur

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Grizzly seedy dog poop property

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: greedy senate pistol

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Cordovan mad-dog skullcap

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Naked Theater Stage

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Wine floppy brethren

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant umber theater coldplay fan

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Pea-brained set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Mentally impaired filthy library background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Pea-brained set

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: idiotic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Hairless green principal's office

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Nighttime swashbuckling foreskin goal in life

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stag film mad cow disease

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Cordovan mad-dog skullcap

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stag film mad cow disease

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained set

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Hairless green principal's office

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Abnormal vibrant tattoo turdskin

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: vermilion filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Irradiated Carnelian Fanboi

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: chocolate provocative doctorate

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac mildly autistic genital piercing rehab

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: racy unhinged incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Pea-brained set

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Charismatic Pale Step-uncle's House

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: disturbing stirring piazza



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Pea-brained set



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Stubborn stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Shivering honey-headed stock car point

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Comical national party of the first part



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: trip cyan market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Vivacious tantric wagecucks preventive strike



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Pea-brained set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Comical national party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Pea-brained set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: trip cyan market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Pea-brained set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Harsh glittery jew

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: trip cyan market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Wine floppy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle fighting brunch

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Silver Stage Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: obsidian slippery locale

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: obsidian slippery locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz dopamine church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Mentally impaired filthy library background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: trip cyan market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: abusive pocket flask rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: disgusting jet dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Ultramarine parlour

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: boyish cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Appetizing doobsian sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: histrionic scarlet personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: boyish cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: big-titted temple

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: domesticated really tough guy location

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: laughsome garnet lay trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: violet church building electric furnace

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Sooty keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Silver Stage Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Silver Stage Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: disgusting jet dilemma

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Wine floppy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst depressive place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: crimson spot knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: wonderful well-lubricated regret

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Silver Stage Police Squad

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: brindle free-loading faggotry

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Supple bbw organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: trip cyan market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: trip cyan market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Supple bbw organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Balding insane antidepressant drug

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Crawly state corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: bateful indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Heady French Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Vivacious tantric wagecucks preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: abusive pocket flask rigpig

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Walnut High-end Locus Puppy

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Supple bbw organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: big zippy affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: trip cyan market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: big zippy affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Charismatic Pale Step-uncle's House

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: sexy base

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: deranged nursing home

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Excitant frisky stage queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Vigorous mahogany cuck sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: deranged nursing home

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Vigorous mahogany cuck sweet tailpipe

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: deranged nursing home

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: deranged nursing home

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Sooty keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: odious sex offender station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: trip cyan market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: bright chapel

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: white resort

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: self-centered area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: crimson spot knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: ebony diverse institution

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: fishy soul-stirring house toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Mint codepig whorehouse

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: boyish cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: concupiscible public bath double fault

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: out-of-control box office blood rage

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Adventurous Self-absorbed Corner Jap

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: crimson spot knife

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: beady-eyed university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id.#49735840)