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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
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is there any kind of installment plan available?
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$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
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One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
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Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
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do i also get to live in 1994?
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kind of a gay clarification
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CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
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i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
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(guy who didn't read the thread)
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It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
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How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
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i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
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Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
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but where will i get 100MM?
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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Henna fragrant fat ankles main people

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Glittery Elite Mad-dog Skullcap Sound Barrier

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Pontificating gay wizard people who are hurt

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Henna fragrant fat ankles main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Aggressive Bespoke Chad Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Exhilarant Balding Point

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Pontificating gay wizard people who are hurt

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Azure Trailer Park Idea He Suggested

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Pontificating gay wizard people who are hurt

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: Jet Twisted Kitty

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: amethyst gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling milk water buffalo



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Khaki institution headpube



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling milk water buffalo

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: internet-worthy den associate

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: bonkers national mediation

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Aggressive Bespoke Chad Bawdyhouse

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Cyan supple incel wagecucks



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Henna fragrant fat ankles main people

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Kink-friendly pisswyrm sandwich

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Titillating fanboi

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Insane stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: internet-worthy den associate

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Henna fragrant fat ankles main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Insane stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: Pontificating gay wizard people who are hurt

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Henna fragrant fat ankles main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: bearded bateful station

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Amber Naked Box Office Turdskin

cq

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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: Lascivious Mildly Autistic Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Henna fragrant fat ankles main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Histrionic abusive circlehead pocket flask

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Henna fragrant fat ankles main people

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: bonkers national mediation

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Henna fragrant fat ankles main people

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Laughsome cowardly affirmative action genital piercing

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: bonkers national mediation

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Amber Naked Box Office Turdskin

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: comical lime business firm candlestick maker

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Shivering flickering depressive

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Henna fragrant fat ankles main people



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Henna fragrant fat ankles main people



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Henna fragrant fat ankles main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: Kink-friendly pisswyrm sandwich

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Hilarious dun whorehouse trump supporter



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Mischievous cheese-eating hospital

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: primrose concupiscible library

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Lascivious Mildly Autistic Pistol

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Pontificating gay wizard people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Henna fragrant fat ankles main people



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Hilarious dun whorehouse trump supporter



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: Hilarious dun whorehouse trump supporter



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Hilarious dun whorehouse trump supporter



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: provocative crystalline idiot

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: free-loading contagious chapel telephone

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Pontificating gay wizard people who are hurt

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49027937)