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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Ho lee fuk Once again, xo ahead of the game
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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I believe
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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180
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Lmao 180. Why was he getting concessions after seeing th...
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: frum pervert

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: fear-inspiring dopamine



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: frum pervert

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: mahogany cumskin

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Electric reading party mood



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: heady sadistic partner



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Lascivious salmon jap shrine

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: frum pervert



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: bearded disrespectful dragon pit

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: mahogany cumskin

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Transparent Blood Rage

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: frum pervert



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Motley balding quadroon police squad



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: gold genital piercing

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Seedy property idiot

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Maroon stead

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: frum pervert



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Lilac church sex offender



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Maroon stead

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: primrose therapy locus

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Zombie-like Territorial Trump Supporter



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Maroon stead

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: frum pervert



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: frum pervert



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Impertinent blue background story

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: frum pervert



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Pink macaca nursing home



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse Address Gaping

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: sick chest-beating toaster

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Maroon stead

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: frum pervert

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Maroon stead

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Pink macaca nursing home



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Chartreuse Address Gaping



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Zombie-like Territorial Trump Supporter

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: gold genital piercing

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Maroon stead



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Hilarious space legal warrant

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: frum pervert



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: bespoke contagious athletic conference office

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: frum pervert

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Charcoal community account



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: frum pervert



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: frum pervert



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Sienna Razzmatazz Meetinghouse Brethren

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Well-lubricated masturbator

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: frum pervert



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: frum pervert



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: frum pervert

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia Laser Beams Ape



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: frum pervert



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: frum pervert



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Startled idea he suggested

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Transparent Blood Rage



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Thriller rambunctious codepig



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: glittery jade skinny woman

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Hilarious space legal warrant



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