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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Cracking state circlehead
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Startled immigrant property
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Vigorous mexican
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Cracking state circlehead
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Boyish institution
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Cracking state circlehead
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Boyish institution
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Cracking state circlehead
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Boyish institution
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
Milky parlor juggernaut
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Vigorous mexican
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Cracking state circlehead
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Vigorous mexican
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
cream odious lodge headpube
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Cracking state circlehead
  08/09/18
Same.
Floppy Harsh Preventive Strike
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Ebony Haunted Graveyard Nursing Home
  08/09/18
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provocative casino sweet tailpipe
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
lilac histrionic genital piercing chapel
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Cracking state circlehead
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
lilac histrionic genital piercing chapel
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
internet-worthy curious corner
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Exhilarant disturbing temple
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
provocative casino sweet tailpipe
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Vengeful nibblets home
  08/09/18
...
Rusted senate
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Cowardly Rough-skinned Tattoo Orchestra Pit
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Rebellious messiness
  08/09/18
...
Rusted senate
  08/09/18
Cr
razzle godawful area
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Cowardly Rough-skinned Tattoo Orchestra Pit
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Sepia stage
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Floppy Harsh Preventive Strike
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
high-end site sex offender
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Violent confused stead
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
brass glittery hissy fit
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Balding Violet Hairy Legs Affirmative Action
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
zombie-like hilarious hell psychic
  08/09/18
Sick
Cracking state circlehead
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
buff free-loading school
  08/09/18
...
Burgundy dog poop heaven
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
marvelous hall
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Sepia stage
  08/09/18
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Orchid Tripping Business Firm Shitlib
  08/09/18
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Demanding rehab
  08/09/18
...
Naked comical market
  03/15/25
...
self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
spruce meetinghouse laser beams
  08/09/18
...
Fragrant ratface mad cow disease
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Cowardly Rough-skinned Tattoo Orchestra Pit
  08/09/18
interesting
Demanding rehab
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Cracking state circlehead
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
bronze bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Vengeful nibblets home
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Cracking state circlehead

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Startled immigrant property

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Vigorous mexican

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Cracking state circlehead

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Boyish institution

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Cracking state circlehead

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Boyish institution

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Cracking state circlehead

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Boyish institution

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Milky parlor juggernaut

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Vigorous mexican

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Cracking state circlehead

Dachshund

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Vigorous mexican

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: cream odious lodge headpube

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Cracking state circlehead

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Floppy Harsh Preventive Strike

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Ebony Haunted Graveyard Nursing Home

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: provocative casino sweet tailpipe



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: lilac histrionic genital piercing chapel

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Cracking state circlehead

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: lilac histrionic genital piercing chapel

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: internet-worthy curious corner

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant disturbing temple

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: provocative casino sweet tailpipe

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Vengeful nibblets home

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Rusted senate



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Cowardly Rough-skinned Tattoo Orchestra Pit

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Rebellious messiness

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Rusted senate



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: razzle godawful area

Cr

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Cowardly Rough-skinned Tattoo Orchestra Pit

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Sepia stage

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Floppy Harsh Preventive Strike

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: high-end site sex offender

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Violent confused stead

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: brass glittery hissy fit

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Balding Violet Hairy Legs Affirmative Action

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: zombie-like hilarious hell psychic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Cracking state circlehead

Sick

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: buff free-loading school

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Burgundy dog poop heaven



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: marvelous hall

TI, OC, TCR

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Sepia stage

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Orchid Tripping Business Firm Shitlib



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Demanding rehab



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Naked comical market



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: spruce meetinghouse laser beams

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Fragrant ratface mad cow disease



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Cowardly Rough-skinned Tattoo Orchestra Pit

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Demanding rehab

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Cracking state circlehead

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: bronze bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Vengeful nibblets home

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

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