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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
Marvelous Flushed Queen Of The Night
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
vibrant slimy rigpig
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
cracking chocolate national
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
Peach irradiated boiling water step-uncle's house
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
Insane Poppy Hunting Ground
  03/26/19
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Marvelous Flushed Queen Of The Night
  03/26/19
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beady-eyed property place of business
  03/26/19
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cracking chocolate national
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
pontificating hissy fit meetinghouse
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
cracking chocolate national
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
vibrant slimy rigpig
  03/26/19
O F S F S
Insane Poppy Hunting Ground
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
cracking chocolate national
  03/26/19
180
Sticky crackhouse new version
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
cracking chocolate national
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
Violent macaca
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
green menage
  08/06/19
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Peach irradiated boiling water step-uncle's house
  03/26/19
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Arousing locale international law enforcement agency
  03/26/19
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Indecent 180 pervert public bath
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
Umber parlor
  03/26/19
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Insane Poppy Hunting Ground
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
cracking chocolate national
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
bearded prole pistol
  03/26/19
...
Umber parlor
  03/26/19
...
Up-to-no-good electric furnace space
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
Chest-beating location
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
Violent macaca
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
Bistre self-absorbed school cafeteria kitty cat
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
bearded prole pistol
  03/26/19
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Bistre self-absorbed school cafeteria kitty cat
  03/26/19
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bearded prole pistol
  06/18/19
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bearded prole pistol
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
Violent macaca
  03/26/19
cr
Bistre self-absorbed school cafeteria kitty cat
  03/26/19
Zoho
Big theatre sex offender
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Exciting address
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
contagious citrine casino kitty
  03/26/19
...
supple chapel weed whacker
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
Up-to-no-good electric furnace space
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Lilac swashbuckling philosopher-king school
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
vigorous clear hospital old irish cottage
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
Violent Locus Mexican
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Lilac swashbuckling philosopher-king school
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
Umber parlor
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
green menage
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
honey-headed insanely creepy brethren
  08/07/19
Boom might now
thriller mood
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
Ruby gas station internal respiration
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Bat shit crazy sapphire hell doctorate
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
honey-headed insanely creepy brethren
  08/07/19
...
thriller mood
  11/09/19
...
Marvelous Flushed Queen Of The Night
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
Spruce toilet seat personal credit line
  06/26/25
forces sales
Dull temple pozpig
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Marvelous Flushed Queen Of The Night

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: vibrant slimy rigpig

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: cracking chocolate national

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: Peach irradiated boiling water step-uncle's house

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Insane Poppy Hunting Ground

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Marvelous Flushed Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed property place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: cracking chocolate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: pontificating hissy fit meetinghouse

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: cracking chocolate national

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: vibrant slimy rigpig

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Insane Poppy Hunting Ground

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: cracking chocolate national

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: Sticky crackhouse new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: cracking chocolate national

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Violent macaca

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: green menage

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: Peach irradiated boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: Arousing locale international law enforcement agency



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: Indecent 180 pervert public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Umber parlor

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Insane Poppy Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: cracking chocolate national

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: bearded prole pistol

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Umber parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good electric furnace space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Chest-beating location

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Violent macaca

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Bistre self-absorbed school cafeteria kitty cat

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: bearded prole pistol

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Bistre self-absorbed school cafeteria kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: bearded prole pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: bearded prole pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Violent macaca

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Bistre self-absorbed school cafeteria kitty cat

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: Big theatre sex offender

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Exciting address

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: contagious citrine casino kitty

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: supple chapel weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good electric furnace space

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Lilac swashbuckling philosopher-king school

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: vigorous clear hospital old irish cottage

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Violent Locus Mexican

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Lilac swashbuckling philosopher-king school

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Umber parlor

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: green menage

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: honey-headed insanely creepy brethren

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: thriller mood

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Ruby gas station internal respiration

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy sapphire hell doctorate

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: honey-headed insanely creepy brethren

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: thriller mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Marvelous Flushed Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Spruce toilet seat personal credit line

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Dull temple pozpig

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#49051946)