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Aqua location half-breed
  07/02/19
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Aqua location half-breed
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Aqua location half-breed
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Erotic trip parlour
  12/20/20
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Odious pit
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
thriller khaki voyeur
  08/21/19
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lascivious sapphire school
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
pearly locus
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Excitant Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/21/19
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Filthy turquoise business firm place of business
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
white massive cruise ship
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
thriller khaki voyeur
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Excitant Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/21/19
emergency money
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indecent principal's office pocket flask
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Chestnut Parlor Wagecucks
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Chestnut Parlor Wagecucks
  09/10/21
hehe
milky comical corner athletic conference
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Erotic trip parlour
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You’re poor
free-loading crawly death wish people who are hurt
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Aqua location half-breed
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
beady-eyed french church building
  09/01/19
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indecent principal's office pocket flask
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
pearly locus
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Aqua location half-breed
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Filthy turquoise business firm place of business
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Aqua location half-breed
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Navy karate brunch
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Aqua location half-breed
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Magenta heaven
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Aqua location half-breed
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
laughsome outnumbered toaster locale
  09/10/21
great thread
bonkers ticket booth
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Aqua location half-breed
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Aqua location half-breed
  04/10/23
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Odious pit
  04/10/23
i love men
bonkers ticket booth
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Aqua location half-breed
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Aqua location half-breed
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
beady-eyed french church building
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Aqua location half-breed
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
demanding faggot firefighter
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Aqua location half-breed
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Aqua location half-breed
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Aqua location half-breed
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Aqua location half-breed
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
Zero Income No Kids
  11/14/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Aqua location half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Aqua location half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Aqua location half-breed

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Erotic trip parlour

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Odious pit



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: thriller khaki voyeur

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: lascivious sapphire school



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: pearly locus

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Excitant Twinkling Uncleanness

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Filthy turquoise business firm place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: white massive cruise ship

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: thriller khaki voyeur

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Excitant Twinkling Uncleanness

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: thriller khaki voyeur

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: indecent principal's office pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Chestnut Parlor Wagecucks



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Chestnut Parlor Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: milky comical corner athletic conference

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Erotic trip parlour



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: free-loading crawly death wish people who are hurt

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Aqua location half-breed

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed french church building

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: indecent principal's office pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: pearly locus

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Aqua location half-breed

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Filthy turquoise business firm place of business

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Aqua location half-breed

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Navy karate brunch

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Aqua location half-breed

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Magenta heaven

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Aqua location half-breed

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: laughsome outnumbered toaster locale

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Aqua location half-breed

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Aqua location half-breed

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Odious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: bonkers ticket booth

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Aqua location half-breed

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Aqua location half-breed

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed french church building

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Aqua location half-breed

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: demanding faggot firefighter

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Aqua location half-breed

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Aqua location half-breed

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Aqua location half-breed

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Aqua location half-breed

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#49430061)