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reading comp? he was across from Wachtell
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Date: May 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:16 PM
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they only hire the best of the best

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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:17 PM
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*Wachtell bros training montage as memories of Dae Han flash in their eyes*

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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:03 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:19 PM
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403-1218--Dan Neff's office #. Call him & ask. Tell him xo sent you.

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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Underhanded Toilet Seat

Huge Giants fan and NFL generally - get him going and it's at least 45 mins before you're hanging up.

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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:08 PM
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"Yes?"

'Hey Dan, it's me, Leo.'

"Who?"

'Leo Lenin. From Autoadmit.'

"What's Autoadmit?"

'It's this racist--strike that. We're homosexual--'

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'Just hear me out. AutoAdmit is a community of lawyers, okay?'

"Like the ABA?"

'Yes, exactly. Just like the ABA, except we're heavily online. Practitioners from around the country are on our platform, constantly.'

"If you want an interview, you're going to have to go through our media team."

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{laughter} "Do you know how many years people have been trying to understand Wachtell's secret sauce?' You're asking why the Mona Lisa's nose is just so. Even if I told you, you're not going to replicate it. No one can anymore. It was a unique confluence of factors that were there at the beginning and have carried us through, including in times like these. Good enough? I have a call I need--"

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{sighing} "Look, are you in New York?"

'Sure, I can be.'

"Did you say you're homosexual?"

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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:19 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:27 PM
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like the ABA, except we're heavily online

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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:28 PM
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both managing partners at their respective firms.

another tidbit - looks like each was on the other side of the Anadarko/Oxy deal. lol. Faiza should have advised against.

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Date: May 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 11:15 PM
Author: Offensive Fighting New Version Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40212016)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 3:21 PM
Author: Mint Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40215821)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: Blathering Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40217005)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:47 PM
Author: Motley orchestra pit kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40217056)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Curious narrow-minded dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40217102)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 7:40 PM
Author: Indigo Jew Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40217298)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 8:21 PM
Author: Arrogant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40217496)



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Date: May 16th, 2020 4:11 AM
Author: Cerise disgusting mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40219036)



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Date: May 16th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: Blathering Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40219239)



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Date: July 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: boyish effete prole associate

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40609417)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: pungent aggressive voyeur faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#42706658)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: vivacious lay codepig

laugh every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#42706684)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: brass maniacal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#43535832)



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Date: January 29th, 2024 9:42 PM
Author: brass maniacal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#47344840)



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Date: January 29th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: impertinent awkward useless brakes market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#47344846)



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Date: January 29th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#47344850)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: nighttime ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#48064360)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: stirring public bath hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#48064365)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic Dashing Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#48064370)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: ocher hairraiser karate queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#48064373)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Indigo Jew Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#48064388)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: stirring public bath hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#49063225)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:31 PM
Author: anal people who are hurt

The services rendered are among the best services I've ever seen rendered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209024)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:32 PM
Author: arousing opaque resort

They really know how to draft indemnity clauses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209037)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:55 PM
Author: lime school cafeteria

I've heard the word "majesty" thrown around with respect to their drafting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209188)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:58 PM
Author: sickened poppy address philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209205)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:01 PM
Author: lime school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209226)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Contagious station patrolman

been co-defendants with wlrk shitigators on several m&a lit matters. their work product is no different than any other good biglaw firm.

at the lower biglaw firms, you REALLY start to see a drop-off in quality. some attorneys at those firms are solid. others would be more suited for shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209252)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:18 PM
Author: Laughsome state

being a litigator at Wachtell is like being a goy at a brit milah; you're there and you'll be tolerated fine enough but you're not the intended audience and frankly it's not so clear why you've shown up. Wachtell thinks they're the best of the best because of their transactional work; it's the m&a &c folks who view themselves as the big swinging dicks of the legal world, with some justification. On the litigation side you're much more likely to get that "we're the best of the best and fuck you" from a Covington or Cravath or Kirkland litigator than someone at Wachtell, ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209333)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:21 PM
Author: autistic trip gay wizard scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209349)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: Contagious station patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209353)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: Magenta Soggy Theater Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209418)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: rusted really tough guy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209831)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: histrionic zippy foreskin boiling water

I wonder what it's like to work at Kirkland, or Cravath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#42706695)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:25 PM
Author: Bateful Tantric Trust Fund

I am a close observer of m&a lit and I think WLRK is the best. Like, if I was a director facing concerning breach of fiduciary duty claims I would want them representing me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209362)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:29 PM
Author: autistic trip gay wizard scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209394)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: violent racy fortuitous meteor area

That client's name? Donald J. Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210574)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Galvanic community account

Damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209274)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Internet-worthy office

Worked across from them on a few deals. Much better than some K&E douchebag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209293)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:13 PM
Author: Talking judgmental mother blood rage

I've been opposite them. It's the same as everyone else's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209310)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: histrionic zippy foreskin boiling water

https://news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-practice/wall-street-nightmare-alive-as-kirkland-poaches-from-wachtell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209313)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:16 PM
Author: Talking judgmental mother blood rage

lol @ calling a jew-firm like Wachtell "white shoe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209322)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: Contagious station patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209359)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: histrionic zippy foreskin boiling water

what kind of shoes do jews wear? do they even wear shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209415)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: Contagious station patrolman

jews would never wear white shoes. hard to return bc they get dirty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209422)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: stirring public bath hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209461)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:43 PM
Author: Wonderful umber persian abode

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210819)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Indigo Jew Chapel

*Criminally* underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#48064393)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:48 PM
Author: Talking judgmental mother blood rage

See these white shoes? They mean jews not welcome.

Seriously, white shoe means wasps only no Jews allowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209499)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:37 PM
Author: autistic trip gay wizard scourge upon the earth

what firm would billy "white shoes" johnson work at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209787)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:31 PM
Author: Charcoal azn

hello-fellow-white shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210169)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:45 PM
Author: cerebral lodge

they know what's market on everything without even needing to take the 30 seconds to look at ABA model slides!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209848)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Native

my company uses them for some stuff and it seems like normal biglaw work product to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209858)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:48 PM
Author: Clear step-uncle's house

Depends on practice area. Lol at people in here talking about cap markets and litigation. Wlrks bread and better is M&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209872)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: Talking judgmental mother blood rage

OH HAI MARTY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210024)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: Internet-worthy office

I did some M&A deals across from them. Partner on my side was a big swinging dick you have heard of and a total asshole. He would get irate all the time because the senior associate leading the deal on the other side pwned him calmly and coolly all the time. I hated the partner so enjoyed it.

It was still pretty hellish though because WLRK team would turn heavy markups back in like a day. Fuckers never seemed to get fatigued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210025)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:14 PM
Author: Contagious station patrolman

>>a big swinging dick you have heard of and a total asshole

tbf, (xo 2020 doesnt even know who marty lipton is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210052)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:27 PM
Author: autistic trip gay wizard scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210151)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 8:13 PM
Author: Bateful Tantric Trust Fund

drunkard used to chat w/ him at 3 am, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210997)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: Naked Parlour Black Woman

If I recall correctly they were kindred spirits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40211408)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:39 PM
Author: supple mildly autistic hall

reading comp? he was across from Wachtell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210196)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: Contagious station patrolman

poor RC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210283)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: supple mildly autistic hall

i meant he was across from wachtell. but, poor reading comp by you either way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210383)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: Contagious station patrolman

i know he was across from wachtell. the point is that, (xo 2020 hasnt even heard of marty lipton, so they haven't heard of his BSD partner who was across from wachtell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210387)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: supple mildly autistic hall

ok, fine. poor reading comp by me. your use of the word "even" gives some slight credibility to your contention you were arguing bla bla balla blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210415)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine Quadroon Theatre

Sounds pretty fun and exhilarating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210085)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:48 PM
Author: Internet-worthy office

PEAK BIGLAW BABY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210841)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: histrionic zippy foreskin boiling water

they are consummate professionals and untrollable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210106)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:25 PM
Author: Bateful Tantric Trust Fund

cr -my experience has been that they have no hyper-aggressive assholes (which are very common in other top firms) and instead are extremely polite and reasonable. a lot of firms will fight you to the death over shit that doesn't matter. with wlrk shit almost seems too nice and easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210132)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:28 PM
Author: idiotic misunderstood cruise ship pozpig

give an EXAMPLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210158)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: crusty field main people

9.2 and the way it works with 7.6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210303)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: autistic trip gay wizard scourge upon the earth

are they RELENTLESS yet also CREATIVE??

https://kasowitz.com/ (the xo thread on this website redesign is one of my fav threads ever)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210160)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:39 PM
Author: Contagious station patrolman

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210198)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: Hot garrison haunted graveyard

looks like they're trying to sell workout supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210453)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:46 PM
Author: Internet-worthy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210830)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:10 PM
Author: Balding avocado twinkling uncleanness

That’s not true. When I was a first year, I was across a wlrk partner on an NDA negotiation. I did my firm’s standard markup per the guide we were given. Wlrk partner calls me several hours later at like 9pm, blasts me for my heavy markup and tells me to redo the whole thing or else he’s not going to bother reviewing. He didn’t care that my client was an important PE firm vying to acquire his client company. I was still shaking as I wrote an email to my client, suggesting we should just go ahead and accept their original draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210646)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:17 PM
Author: autistic trip gay wizard scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210687)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:23 PM
Author: Balding avocado twinkling uncleanness

Nope, tranny. It’s not common except for NDAs where my firm let 1st years run it w/o supervision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210717)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling location

Flame, no way any firm let’s a first year do this with zero supervision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210846)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:54 PM
Author: Internet-worthy office

In an auction first years do it on sell side. But agreed usually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210866)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy office

Lol out the partner this is an amusing anecdote.

I've outted partners I hate. AK-47 is a real piece of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210845)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: Balding avocado twinkling uncleanness

I couldn’t be sure, it’s been over a decade

Someone like this dude maybe https://www.wlrk.com/attorney/jrcammaker/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40217525)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:45 PM
Author: Internet-worthy office

Cr. Usual bullshit tactics didnt faze them at all.

It was 180 watching the asshole partner get enraged at this like 7th year asian girl running circles around him while casually browsing Saks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210827)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:38 PM
Author: anal people who are hurt

"bread and better"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210474)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: razzle silver spot

aren't they more or less just rent seeking dweebs at this point. they've developed enough cache (like McKinsey) so that CEOs know they can't get fired for hiring Wachtell, but their work is nothing special (like McKinsey).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210730)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: maize tanning salon travel guidebook

I worked across from them on some capital markets transactions, which was weird. They were assertive but out of their element, wasting a lot of time asking for off market/oddball stuff. I assume much stronger when working on M&A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210858)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:55 PM
Author: autistic trip gay wizard scourge upon the earth

Out of their element? Unless they don't actually have a dedicated cap markets department and they had M&A people moonlighting on a cap markets transaction, I'd assume they're generally as competent and experienced as most other v20 firms in the area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210868)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 8:04 PM
Author: maize tanning salon travel guidebook

Sorry, this was tax group at WLRK. I’m sure they spend most of their time on M&A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210919)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: Harsh Windowlicker

Capital markets is TTT as fuck brej

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210876)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 9:10 PM
Author: histrionic zippy foreskin boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40211344)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:56 PM
Author: twisted azure set

They are both super smart and grinders. Incredibly productive. And they are really lean so the associate sort of does the work of an associate team at another firm. So they are in the weeds which can be helpful to crossing all the Ts.

But do they know anything a cravath lawyer doesn’t know? Of course not.

I do think they are trained to always push for one thing totally off market. Like they always push one thing hard to make it a fight. Otherwise public M&A just goes by a script.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210871)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy office

Public M&A is boring. Just measuring who read more precedents basically.

not that PE is "fun" but still.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210883)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:59 PM
Author: autistic trip gay wizard scourge upon the earth

THOSE AREN'T COMPARABLE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210887)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 8:09 PM
Author: impertinent awkward useless brakes market

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Date: May 14th, 2020 10:39 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 11:38 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:54 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: Blathering Shrine

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Date: May 15th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: Blathering Shrine

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Author: Adventurous Crackhouse

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Date: May 16th, 2020 9:26 AM
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