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Date: May 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:16 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:17 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:08 PM
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"Like the ABA?"

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40212005)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 11:15 PM
Author: Cracking Fear-inspiring Shitlib



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Date: May 15th, 2020 3:21 PM
Author: chartreuse zombie-like liquid oxygen



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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: twisted blue juggernaut



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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:47 PM
Author: Submissive Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40217056)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: copper talking library queen of the night



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Date: May 15th, 2020 7:40 PM
Author: splenetic antidepressant drug



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Date: May 15th, 2020 8:21 PM
Author: glittery puce native



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Date: May 16th, 2020 4:11 AM
Author: titillating forum



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Date: May 16th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: twisted blue juggernaut



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Date: July 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Bossy sickened heaven trust fund

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40609417)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Rambunctious doobsian people who are hurt resort



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Date: June 29th, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: cocky out-of-control blood rage brunch

laugh every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#42706684)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sandwich



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Date: January 29th, 2024 9:42 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2024 9:43 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2024 9:44 PM
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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: saffron codepig



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Hyperventilating sound barrier deer antler



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Olive nofapping corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#48064373)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: splenetic antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#48064388)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: saffron codepig



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:31 PM
Author: free-loading casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209024)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:32 PM
Author: galvanic sooty nursing home mood

They really know how to draft indemnity clauses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209037)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:55 PM
Author: Slap-happy headpube hospital

I've heard the word "majesty" thrown around with respect to their drafting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209188)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:58 PM
Author: seedy indirect expression chapel



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:01 PM
Author: Slap-happy headpube hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209226)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Sapphire tanning salon windowlicker

been co-defendants with wlrk shitigators on several m&a lit matters. their work product is no different than any other good biglaw firm.

at the lower biglaw firms, you REALLY start to see a drop-off in quality. some attorneys at those firms are solid. others would be more suited for shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209252)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:18 PM
Author: Carmine cumskin dysfunction

being a litigator at Wachtell is like being a goy at a brit milah; you're there and you'll be tolerated fine enough but you're not the intended audience and frankly it's not so clear why you've shown up. Wachtell thinks they're the best of the best because of their transactional work; it's the m&a &c folks who view themselves as the big swinging dicks of the legal world, with some justification. On the litigation side you're much more likely to get that "we're the best of the best and fuck you" from a Covington or Cravath or Kirkland litigator than someone at Wachtell, ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209333)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:21 PM
Author: Motley Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209349)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: Sapphire tanning salon windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209353)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: domesticated organic girlfriend station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209418)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Floppy insecure point masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209831)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: chest-beating trip piazza regret

I wonder what it's like to work at Kirkland, or Cravath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#42706695)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:25 PM
Author: Diverse henna trump supporter

I am a close observer of m&a lit and I think WLRK is the best. Like, if I was a director facing concerning breach of fiduciary duty claims I would want them representing me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209362)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:29 PM
Author: Motley Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209394)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Shimmering confused garrison foreskin

That client's name? Donald J. Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210574)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: chrome theatre

Damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209274)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent address tank

Worked across from them on a few deals. Much better than some K&E douchebag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209293)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:13 PM
Author: Clear corner cuckoldry

I've been opposite them. It's the same as everyone else's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209310)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: chest-beating trip piazza regret

https://news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-practice/wall-street-nightmare-alive-as-kirkland-poaches-from-wachtell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209313)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:16 PM
Author: Clear corner cuckoldry

lol @ calling a jew-firm like Wachtell "white shoe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209322)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: Sapphire tanning salon windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209359)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: chest-beating trip piazza regret

what kind of shoes do jews wear? do they even wear shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209415)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: Sapphire tanning salon windowlicker

jews would never wear white shoes. hard to return bc they get dirty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209422)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: saffron codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209461)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:43 PM
Author: arousing newt

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210819)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: splenetic antidepressant drug

*Criminally* underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#48064393)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:48 PM
Author: Clear corner cuckoldry

See these white shoes? They mean jews not welcome.

Seriously, white shoe means wasps only no Jews allowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209499)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:37 PM
Author: Motley Lodge

what firm would billy "white shoes" johnson work at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209787)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:31 PM
Author: concupiscible alcoholic yarmulke

hello-fellow-white shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210169)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:45 PM
Author: Massive amethyst goyim

they know what's market on everything without even needing to take the 30 seconds to look at ABA model slides!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209848)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:46 PM
Author: Tan national

my company uses them for some stuff and it seems like normal biglaw work product to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209858)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:48 PM
Author: flickering bawdyhouse ape

Depends on practice area. Lol at people in here talking about cap markets and litigation. Wlrks bread and better is M&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209872)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: Clear corner cuckoldry

OH HAI MARTY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210024)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent address tank

I did some M&A deals across from them. Partner on my side was a big swinging dick you have heard of and a total asshole. He would get irate all the time because the senior associate leading the deal on the other side pwned him calmly and coolly all the time. I hated the partner so enjoyed it.

It was still pretty hellish though because WLRK team would turn heavy markups back in like a day. Fuckers never seemed to get fatigued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210025)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:14 PM
Author: Sapphire tanning salon windowlicker

>>a big swinging dick you have heard of and a total asshole

tbf, (xo 2020 doesnt even know who marty lipton is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210052)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:27 PM
Author: Motley Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210151)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 8:13 PM
Author: Diverse henna trump supporter

drunkard used to chat w/ him at 3 am, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210997)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: arrogant hairraiser hunting ground jap

If I recall correctly they were kindred spirits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40211408)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:39 PM
Author: Abusive Yellow Ticket Booth Alpha

reading comp? he was across from Wachtell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210196)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: Sapphire tanning salon windowlicker

poor RC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210283)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: Abusive Yellow Ticket Booth Alpha

i meant he was across from wachtell. but, poor reading comp by you either way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210383)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: Sapphire tanning salon windowlicker

i know he was across from wachtell. the point is that, (xo 2020 hasnt even heard of marty lipton, so they haven't heard of his BSD partner who was across from wachtell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210387)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Abusive Yellow Ticket Booth Alpha

ok, fine. poor reading comp by me. your use of the word "even" gives some slight credibility to your contention you were arguing bla bla balla blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210415)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: insane business firm associate

Sounds pretty fun and exhilarating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210085)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent address tank

PEAK BIGLAW BABY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210841)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: chest-beating trip piazza regret

they are consummate professionals and untrollable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210106)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:25 PM
Author: Diverse henna trump supporter

cr -my experience has been that they have no hyper-aggressive assholes (which are very common in other top firms) and instead are extremely polite and reasonable. a lot of firms will fight you to the death over shit that doesn't matter. with wlrk shit almost seems too nice and easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210132)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:28 PM
Author: magical lettuce

give an EXAMPLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210158)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: heady pozpig

9.2 and the way it works with 7.6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210303)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: Motley Lodge

are they RELENTLESS yet also CREATIVE??

https://kasowitz.com/ (the xo thread on this website redesign is one of my fav threads ever)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210160)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:39 PM
Author: Sapphire tanning salon windowlicker

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210198)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: Indecent irradiated love of her life coldplay fan

looks like they're trying to sell workout supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210453)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent address tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210830)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jet incel dopamine

That’s not true. When I was a first year, I was across a wlrk partner on an NDA negotiation. I did my firm’s standard markup per the guide we were given. Wlrk partner calls me several hours later at like 9pm, blasts me for my heavy markup and tells me to redo the whole thing or else he’s not going to bother reviewing. He didn’t care that my client was an important PE firm vying to acquire his client company. I was still shaking as I wrote an email to my client, suggesting we should just go ahead and accept their original draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210646)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:17 PM
Author: Motley Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210687)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jet incel dopamine

Nope, tranny. It’s not common except for NDAs where my firm let 1st years run it w/o supervision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210717)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: shaky institution

Flame, no way any firm let’s a first year do this with zero supervision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210846)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent address tank

In an auction first years do it on sell side. But agreed usually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210866)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent address tank

Lol out the partner this is an amusing anecdote.

I've outted partners I hate. AK-47 is a real piece of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210845)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jet incel dopamine

I couldn’t be sure, it’s been over a decade

Someone like this dude maybe https://www.wlrk.com/attorney/jrcammaker/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40217525)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent address tank

Cr. Usual bullshit tactics didnt faze them at all.

It was 180 watching the asshole partner get enraged at this like 7th year asian girl running circles around him while casually browsing Saks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210827)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:38 PM
Author: free-loading casino

"bread and better"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210474)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: Deranged costumed mexican gaming laptop

aren't they more or less just rent seeking dweebs at this point. they've developed enough cache (like McKinsey) so that CEOs know they can't get fired for hiring Wachtell, but their work is nothing special (like McKinsey).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210730)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Coral Lay

I worked across from them on some capital markets transactions, which was weird. They were assertive but out of their element, wasting a lot of time asking for off market/oddball stuff. I assume much stronger when working on M&A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210858)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:55 PM
Author: Motley Lodge

Out of their element? Unless they don't actually have a dedicated cap markets department and they had M&A people moonlighting on a cap markets transaction, I'd assume they're generally as competent and experienced as most other v20 firms in the area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210868)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 8:04 PM
Author: Coral Lay

Sorry, this was tax group at WLRK. I’m sure they spend most of their time on M&A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210919)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: Provocative Startled Personal Credit Line

Capital markets is TTT as fuck brej

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210876)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 9:10 PM
Author: chest-beating trip piazza regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40211344)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:56 PM
Author: grizzly razzle internal respiration

They are both super smart and grinders. Incredibly productive. And they are really lean so the associate sort of does the work of an associate team at another firm. So they are in the weeds which can be helpful to crossing all the Ts.

But do they know anything a cravath lawyer doesn’t know? Of course not.

I do think they are trained to always push for one thing totally off market. Like they always push one thing hard to make it a fight. Otherwise public M&A just goes by a script.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210871)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent address tank

Public M&A is boring. Just measuring who read more precedents basically.

not that PE is "fun" but still.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210883)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:59 PM
Author: Motley Lodge

THOSE AREN'T COMPARABLE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210887)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:41 PM
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