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Date: May 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:16 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:17 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:19 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:03 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:08 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:28 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 10:45 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 11:15 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:47 PM
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Date: May 16th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: high-end jewess coldplay fan



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Date: July 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40609417)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: slippery menage toaster

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#42706684)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 8:28 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:31 PM
Author: Burgundy adventurous friendly grandma genital piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209024)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:32 PM
Author: contagious mischievous dopamine preventive strike

They really know how to draft indemnity clauses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209037)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:55 PM
Author: Glassy Domesticated Church Building Turdskin

I've heard the word "majesty" thrown around with respect to their drafting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209188)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:58 PM
Author: Big stock car pozpig



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:01 PM
Author: Glassy Domesticated Church Building Turdskin



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring nowag lay

been co-defendants with wlrk shitigators on several m&a lit matters. their work product is no different than any other good biglaw firm.

at the lower biglaw firms, you REALLY start to see a drop-off in quality. some attorneys at those firms are solid. others would be more suited for shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209252)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:18 PM
Author: honey-headed at-the-ready stead french chef

being a litigator at Wachtell is like being a goy at a brit milah; you're there and you'll be tolerated fine enough but you're not the intended audience and frankly it's not so clear why you've shown up. Wachtell thinks they're the best of the best because of their transactional work; it's the m&a &c folks who view themselves as the big swinging dicks of the legal world, with some justification. On the litigation side you're much more likely to get that "we're the best of the best and fuck you" from a Covington or Cravath or Kirkland litigator than someone at Wachtell, ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209333)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:21 PM
Author: Underhanded topaz knife partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209349)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring nowag lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209353)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Azure Set Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209418)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: internet-worthy alcoholic puppy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209831)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: Vigorous Main People

I wonder what it's like to work at Kirkland, or Cravath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#42706695)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:25 PM
Author: stimulating hall

I am a close observer of m&a lit and I think WLRK is the best. Like, if I was a director facing concerning breach of fiduciary duty claims I would want them representing me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209362)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:29 PM
Author: Underhanded topaz knife partner



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: bull headed bronze hunting ground headpube

That client's name? Donald J. Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210574)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Arousing hot meetinghouse masturbator

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209274)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: concupiscible crackhouse gay wizard

Worked across from them on a few deals. Much better than some K&E douchebag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209293)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:13 PM
Author: Marvelous Mediation

I've been opposite them. It's the same as everyone else's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209310)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: Vigorous Main People

https://news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-practice/wall-street-nightmare-alive-as-kirkland-poaches-from-wachtell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209313)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:16 PM
Author: Marvelous Mediation

lol @ calling a jew-firm like Wachtell "white shoe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209322)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring nowag lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209359)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: Vigorous Main People

what kind of shoes do jews wear? do they even wear shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209415)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring nowag lay

jews would never wear white shoes. hard to return bc they get dirty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209422)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:43 PM
Author: Soggy violent generalized bond

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210819)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: godawful windowlicker pistol

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#48064393)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:48 PM
Author: Marvelous Mediation

See these white shoes? They mean jews not welcome.

Seriously, white shoe means wasps only no Jews allowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209499)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:37 PM
Author: Underhanded topaz knife partner

what firm would billy "white shoes" johnson work at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209787)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:31 PM
Author: aromatic up-to-no-good rigor travel guidebook

hello-fellow-white shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210169)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:45 PM
Author: bonkers 180 kitty native

they know what's market on everything without even needing to take the 30 seconds to look at ABA model slides!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209848)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:46 PM
Author: emerald school sex offender

my company uses them for some stuff and it seems like normal biglaw work product to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209858)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:48 PM
Author: galvanic aqua chapel really tough guy

Depends on practice area. Lol at people in here talking about cap markets and litigation. Wlrks bread and better is M&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40209872)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: Marvelous Mediation

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210024)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: concupiscible crackhouse gay wizard

I did some M&A deals across from them. Partner on my side was a big swinging dick you have heard of and a total asshole. He would get irate all the time because the senior associate leading the deal on the other side pwned him calmly and coolly all the time. I hated the partner so enjoyed it.

It was still pretty hellish though because WLRK team would turn heavy markups back in like a day. Fuckers never seemed to get fatigued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210025)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring nowag lay

>>a big swinging dick you have heard of and a total asshole

tbf, (xo 2020 doesnt even know who marty lipton is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210052)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:27 PM
Author: Underhanded topaz knife partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210151)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 8:13 PM
Author: stimulating hall

drunkard used to chat w/ him at 3 am, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210997)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: Demanding misanthropic theatre

If I recall correctly they were kindred spirits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40211408)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:39 PM
Author: Cocky Station

reading comp? he was across from Wachtell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210196)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring nowag lay

poor RC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210283)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: Cocky Station

i meant he was across from wachtell. but, poor reading comp by you either way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210383)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring nowag lay

i know he was across from wachtell. the point is that, (xo 2020 hasnt even heard of marty lipton, so they haven't heard of his BSD partner who was across from wachtell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210387)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Cocky Station

ok, fine. poor reading comp by me. your use of the word "even" gives some slight credibility to your contention you were arguing bla bla balla blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210415)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: titillating flushed therapy indirect expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210085)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:48 PM
Author: concupiscible crackhouse gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210841)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Main People

they are consummate professionals and untrollable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210106)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:25 PM
Author: stimulating hall

cr -my experience has been that they have no hyper-aggressive assholes (which are very common in other top firms) and instead are extremely polite and reasonable. a lot of firms will fight you to the death over shit that doesn't matter. with wlrk shit almost seems too nice and easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210132)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:28 PM
Author: misunderstood racy mad cow disease ladyboy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210158)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Blathering mad-dog skullcap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210303)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: Underhanded topaz knife partner

are they RELENTLESS yet also CREATIVE??

https://kasowitz.com/ (the xo thread on this website redesign is one of my fav threads ever)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210160)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring nowag lay

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210198)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: Grizzly Floppy Feces

looks like they're trying to sell workout supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210453)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:46 PM
Author: concupiscible crackhouse gay wizard



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:10 PM
Author: sable police squad

That’s not true. When I was a first year, I was across a wlrk partner on an NDA negotiation. I did my firm’s standard markup per the guide we were given. Wlrk partner calls me several hours later at like 9pm, blasts me for my heavy markup and tells me to redo the whole thing or else he’s not going to bother reviewing. He didn’t care that my client was an important PE firm vying to acquire his client company. I was still shaking as I wrote an email to my client, suggesting we should just go ahead and accept their original draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210646)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:17 PM
Author: Underhanded topaz knife partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210687)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:23 PM
Author: sable police squad

Nope, tranny. It’s not common except for NDAs where my firm let 1st years run it w/o supervision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210717)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: supple aggressive pit water buffalo

Flame, no way any firm let’s a first year do this with zero supervision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210846)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:54 PM
Author: concupiscible crackhouse gay wizard

In an auction first years do it on sell side. But agreed usually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210866)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: concupiscible crackhouse gay wizard

Lol out the partner this is an amusing anecdote.

I've outted partners I hate. AK-47 is a real piece of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210845)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: sable police squad

I couldn’t be sure, it’s been over a decade

Someone like this dude maybe https://www.wlrk.com/attorney/jrcammaker/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40217525)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:45 PM
Author: concupiscible crackhouse gay wizard

Cr. Usual bullshit tactics didnt faze them at all.

It was 180 watching the asshole partner get enraged at this like 7th year asian girl running circles around him while casually browsing Saks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210827)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:38 PM
Author: Burgundy adventurous friendly grandma genital piercing

"bread and better"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210474)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: apoplectic coral theater sweet tailpipe

aren't they more or less just rent seeking dweebs at this point. they've developed enough cache (like McKinsey) so that CEOs know they can't get fired for hiring Wachtell, but their work is nothing special (like McKinsey).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210730)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: massive affirmative action corner

I worked across from them on some capital markets transactions, which was weird. They were assertive but out of their element, wasting a lot of time asking for off market/oddball stuff. I assume much stronger when working on M&A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210858)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:55 PM
Author: Underhanded topaz knife partner

Out of their element? Unless they don't actually have a dedicated cap markets department and they had M&A people moonlighting on a cap markets transaction, I'd assume they're generally as competent and experienced as most other v20 firms in the area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210868)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 8:04 PM
Author: massive affirmative action corner

Sorry, this was tax group at WLRK. I’m sure they spend most of their time on M&A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210919)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Ticket Booth

Capital markets is TTT as fuck brej

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210876)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 9:10 PM
Author: Vigorous Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40211344)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:56 PM
Author: primrose stage

They are both super smart and grinders. Incredibly productive. And they are really lean so the associate sort of does the work of an associate team at another firm. So they are in the weeds which can be helpful to crossing all the Ts.

But do they know anything a cravath lawyer doesn’t know? Of course not.

I do think they are trained to always push for one thing totally off market. Like they always push one thing hard to make it a fight. Otherwise public M&A just goes by a script.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2...id.#40210871)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:58 PM
Author: concupiscible crackhouse gay wizard

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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:59 PM
Author: Underhanded topaz knife partner

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Date: May 14th, 2020 8:09 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 10:39 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 11:38 PM
Author: stimulating hall

what do you mean by "customer service oriented"?

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Date: May 16th, 2020 9:22 AM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: high-end jewess coldplay fan

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Date: May 15th, 2020 8:20 PM
Author: Underhanded topaz knife partner

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Date: May 15th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: high-end jewess coldplay fan

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Date: May 16th, 2020 3:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored duck-like hospital associate

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Date: May 16th, 2020 9:26 AM
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