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NOTICE TO CERTAIN AUTOADMIT POSTERS RE “SPACE PORN” SLANDER

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are you trial or appellate counsel?
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Date: December 27th, 2020 7:44 PM
Author: bonkers institution keepsake machete

To be fair,

Please be advised that the user commonly referred to here on the “AutoAdmit” message board as “spaceporn” (hereinafter, “SP”) expressly reserves the right to sue ANY “AutoAdmit” poster for slander who implies or claims on this message board that SP violently anally rapes his small prepubescent (biologically unrelated) adopted Asian son on a regular basis, until the poor child’s blown out, distended, badly bleeding anus ring has to be forcibly pushed back inside of his twitching spastic sphincter with both hands—or makes or “bumps” in approval any similar or related disgusting claims of pedophilia and/or rape involving SP.

SP stands prepared to affirmatively prove that none of that has ever happened in a court of law, and, for the avoidance of any confusion, he would like to make it abundantly clear that he is neither scared nor ashamed of potentially putting his real name out there as the plaintiff in a public lawsuit alleging that he (a ~50 year old attorney) has been the victim of an extensive and coordinated cyber bullying campaign at the hands of the mentally ill denizens of a widely infamously racist, homophobic, antisemitic, and misogynistic message board that he (admittedly somewhat strangely) has chosen to post on regularly for years on end—using various different monikers that he has selected from time to time (including but not limited to “spaceporn”) to regularly share intimate details of his family’s life with these same strangers notwithstanding their vicious harassment of him and their disgusting sexual comments about his minor son. In fact, SP would positively *invite* discovery in any such action, and would look forward to taking the matter all the way to its final conclusion in front of a jury, if necessary.

It’s a matter of principle.

Fair warning! Please “bump” in approval to acknowledge your receipt and understanding of this important notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41626546)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 7:45 PM
Author: cordovan toaster



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Date: December 27th, 2020 7:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling smoky university tattoo



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Date: December 27th, 2020 7:48 PM
Author: Fluffy kitchen idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41626578)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: Laughsome ticket booth yarmulke



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Date: December 27th, 2020 8:03 PM
Author: bonkers institution keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41626633)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 10:38 PM
Author: Gold Hyperventilating Double Fault Elastic Band



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Date: December 27th, 2020 10:46 PM
Author: sexy hilarious fanboi dopamine

spaceporn, i DARE you to report me to the FBI. i DARE you. DO IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41627912)



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Date: December 27th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: Gold Hyperventilating Double Fault Elastic Band

also relevant:

https://imgur.com/a/9ZZsHE8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41628078)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 10:47 PM
Author: Misunderstood theater pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41634674)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 10:50 PM
Author: Beta amethyst principal's office roommate

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41634694)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 10:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained sanctuary idea he suggested



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Date: December 28th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling smoky university tattoo



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Date: December 29th, 2020 1:02 AM
Author: Misunderstood theater pistol

Looks like a cyclops with two eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41635513)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 1:03 AM
Author: Gold Hyperventilating Double Fault Elastic Band



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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:45 AM
Author: disturbing telephone



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Date: December 29th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Spectacular Translucent Useless Brakes Kitty

SP is a douche but we have one fucking rule that is selectively enforced.

Also, phenotype is real. I wonder what would happen if this dude was forced to LIFT HEAVY and eat like a warrior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41636186)



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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:45 PM
Author: Topaz alpha jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#42356456)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:16 PM
Author: bonkers institution keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41631606)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:17 PM
Author: shaky fragrant partner



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:17 PM
Author: Fluffy kitchen idiot



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:19 PM
Author: Sienna hall multi-billionaire

why would his demand letter purport to later prove something? rather than say "i will show you that x never occurred" it's more apropos to poast "i will show that y did in fact occur." you just need that why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41631631)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:21 PM
Author: submissive lodge goal in life



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:22 PM
Author: Yapping henna coldplay fan



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Date: December 28th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: Passionate Pearl Gay Wizard Forum



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Date: December 28th, 2020 5:36 PM
Author: Spectacular Translucent Useless Brakes Kitty

SP u r response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41632634)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: bonkers institution keepsake machete

To be fair,

He agrees with all of this and you are now on notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41633292)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:48 AM
Author: Sienna hall multi-billionaire

are you trial or appellate counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41635828)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 12:13 PM
Author: bonkers institution keepsake machete

To be fair,

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41637181)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: Vibrant mood azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41633295)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 7:22 PM
Author: Grizzly Mentally Impaired Location Boistinker

i'm impressed he was able to hire claire as his counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41633307)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 7:23 PM
Author: Lascivious karate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41633321)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 7:30 PM
Author: Gold Hyperventilating Double Fault Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41633362)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 4:23 AM
Author: pungent federal police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41635903)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 10:49 PM
Author: Beta amethyst principal's office roommate

this is an important message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41634688)



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Date: December 28th, 2020 11:00 PM
Author: Amber Site Hissy Fit



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Date: December 29th, 2020 1:06 AM
Author: Odious pocket flask



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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:14 AM
Author: Chrome theater stage candlestick maker

175. You missed “Govern yourself accordingly.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41635759)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 12:14 PM
Author: bonkers institution keepsake machete

To be fair,

Ty—this is why I still keep you around as an “Of Counsel” with no equity stake and little job security after all of these years. Legal Eagle!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41637183)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:20 AM
Author: vivacious sooty cuckoldry

i'm uncertain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41635774)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: snowy state scourge upon the earth

o no b nice 2 spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41635834)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 3:37 AM
Author: Bateful Circlehead Quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41635882)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 4:10 AM
Author: arousing rusted center

He actually looks perfectly fine in that outdoors hiking shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41635898)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 9:59 AM
Author: Misunderstood theater pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41636293)



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Date: December 29th, 2020 12:19 PM
Author: bonkers institution keepsake machete

To be fair,

Postscript: Please direct any questions that you have on this topic to me, rather than my client. I have advised him not to poast in this thread at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#41637231)



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Date: December 30th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: bonkers institution keepsake machete



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Date: December 31st, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Misunderstood theater pistol



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Date: April 26th, 2021 10:40 AM
Author: elite psychic stage



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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: bonkers institution keepsake machete



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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:33 PM
Author: Grizzly Mentally Impaired Location Boistinker



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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:46 PM
Author: Topaz alpha jew



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Date: May 13th, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: bonkers institution keepsake machete



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Date: May 13th, 2021 10:17 PM
Author: elite psychic stage



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:29 AM
Author: Grizzly Mentally Impaired Location Boistinker



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:52 AM
Author: Fluffy kitchen idiot

I look forward to discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4722025&forum_id=2...id.#42459535)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 12:42 PM
Author: Trip Gas Station Pervert



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Date: July 1st, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: Trip Gas Station Pervert



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Date: July 1st, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: pungent federal police squad



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Author: drunken volcanic crater



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Author: navy multi-colored round eye house



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Author: drunken volcanic crater



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