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How the fuck are you not in utter fear of getting pancreatic cancer pwned??!

Not easily diagnosed early. By the time you find out, you ha...
Contagious French Range Alpha
  07/25/21
What can you do to avoid it
Exciting senate factory reset button
  07/25/21
get the shot
underhanded avocado theater therapy
  07/25/21
Let’s live life in fear! Stay the fuck home! Wear two...
lascivious depressive
  07/25/21
...
fragrant ladyboy
  07/25/21
Ok now what?
Burgundy Trust Fund
  07/25/21
fraud virus is fraud. but pancreatic cancer is real, brother...
Contagious French Range Alpha
  07/25/21
I'm not afraid to die.
grizzly theater stage
  07/25/21
don't drive! you could die instantly from car crash!!!
Nubile learning disabled police squad
  07/25/21
i've been paying pfizer $75 per month for anti-pancreatic ca...
Territorial jewess
  07/25/21
Heard they give you a discount on bear repellant
grizzly theater stage
  07/25/21
same, it is 180. I use the "plus" version which...
Nubile learning disabled police squad
  07/25/21
I've already had pancreatic cancer, so pretty sure i'm immun...
bearded generalized bond property
  09/14/21
RIP Norm
Contagious French Range Alpha
  09/14/21
Maxing out my 401k keeps me calm
Passionate umber multi-billionaire
  09/14/21
Try not to eat more than 50 hot dogs per year.
swashbuckling chad
  09/14/21
this is why you should never go to the doctor, why would you...
beady-eyed alcoholic institution
  09/14/21
Remember his Mayo Clinic bit?
Vibrant red hissy fit
  09/14/21
no
beady-eyed alcoholic institution
  09/14/21
...
A very JCM Christmas
  12/23/25
I don't drink so thats a major risk factor right there
Vengeful motley cuck half-breed
  09/14/21
Only thing you can do prob is take it easy on your pancreas ...
Drunken rebellious athletic conference office
  09/14/21
booze too
Dashing Laser Beams Set
  09/14/21
Yes
Drunken rebellious athletic conference office
  09/14/21
:(
UN peacekeeper
  12/23/25
I’d be glad to get a pancreatic cancer diagnosis rn. C...
n-word scissorhands
  12/23/25
Fortuitous Pancreatic Cancer
Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century
  12/23/25
Yea, Pancreatic Cancer Fear is real and a thing, but what ar...
Miss Anthropy
  12/23/25


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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:30 PM
Author: Contagious French Range Alpha

Not easily diagnosed early. By the time you find out, you have 8 months to live (and not good ones at that). Wtf! How are you going about life as if this won't get you!??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#42838706)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Exciting senate factory reset button

What can you do to avoid it

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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: underhanded avocado theater therapy

get the shot

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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: lascivious depressive

Let’s live life in fear! Stay the fuck home! Wear two masks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#42838716)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: fragrant ladyboy



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:34 PM
Author: Burgundy Trust Fund

Ok now what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#42838723)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:36 PM
Author: Contagious French Range Alpha

fraud virus is fraud. but pancreatic cancer is real, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#42838735)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:39 PM
Author: grizzly theater stage

I'm not afraid to die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#42838746)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: Nubile learning disabled police squad

don't drive! you could die instantly from car crash!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#42838776)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Territorial jewess

i've been paying pfizer $75 per month for anti-pancreatic cancer injections.

and not a single bit of pancreatic cancer since i started. best money ive ever spent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#42838789)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:55 PM
Author: grizzly theater stage

Heard they give you a discount on bear repellant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#42838795)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 2:01 PM
Author: Nubile learning disabled police squad

same, it is 180.

I use the "plus" version which costs me 3x but def worth it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#42838815)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:09 PM
Author: bearded generalized bond property

I've already had pancreatic cancer, so pretty sure i'm immune.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#43117222)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 6:23 PM
Author: Contagious French Range Alpha

RIP Norm

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Date: September 14th, 2021 6:24 PM
Author: Passionate umber multi-billionaire

Maxing out my 401k keeps me calm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#43116803)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling chad

Try not to eat more than 50 hot dogs per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#43117204)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed alcoholic institution

this is why you should never go to the doctor, why would you want to know that you have a terminal illness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#43117211)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Vibrant red hissy fit

Remember his Mayo Clinic bit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#43117218)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed alcoholic institution

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#43117231)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: A very JCM Christmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#49535333)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Vengeful motley cuck half-breed

I don't drink so thats a major risk factor right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#43117216)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:09 PM
Author: Drunken rebellious athletic conference office

Only thing you can do prob is take it easy on your pancreas by not eating a carb heavy and sugar including fructose heavy diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#43117221)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: Dashing Laser Beams Set

booze too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#43117229)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:12 PM
Author: Drunken rebellious athletic conference office

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#43117237)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#49535328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: n-word scissorhands

I’d be glad to get a pancreatic cancer diagnosis rn. Could killself with a totally clear conscience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#49535332)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century

Fortuitous Pancreatic Cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#49535336)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Miss Anthropy

Yea, Pancreatic Cancer Fear is real and a thing, but what are you going to do? Just live healthy and take care of yourself and try not to think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2...id.#49535342)